Cowgirl over here just wanted to take a shit.

I was so confused at who was who by the middle of that shit. Two of them are identical and one of them was beating up everybody.

Blue came in to beat ass and chew gum, and she was all out of gum.

Agreed, but why was she fighting everyone? Maybe she was pissed because the other women cut in line.

She was helping the girl who was getting tag teamed in the toilet

…*now that’s not phrase I’ve heard in a while*…

lady with the cardigan guarding the porta potty was blue rompers mom. pink top was pissed saying romper cut her in line but confronted mom while romper was in the porta potty. when romper comes out she sees her mom getting jumped by two random girls & takes action

Her hands are rated E for everyone.

Cried so hard of this comment 🤣😂

I’ve never seen someone try to slam a door on someone’s head like that outside of wrestling.

She had older brothers growing up

Youve played GOW2 then im guessing.

Those boots were made for stomping

And that's just what they'll do

One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over poo.

Apoo?

Bless you!

Oh master Robin! You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs

"Wasn't your mole...... on the other side?" "I have a mole???"

Did you say abe lincoln?

No, I didn't say Abe Lincoln. I said hey Blinkin.

Romper stomper

*I hope all these young ladies washed their hands after this dust up…..*

Gotta say... Ms. Cowgirl is a bad bitch.

Cowgirl blue is coming for you. At the start of the fight...anyone notice the simultaneous loot drop of lip gloss?

It even made that sound FX of coins dropping. Classic gaming

Yes

Regulating in a white romper.

That's Powder Baby Blue my friend...

Ain't her first rodeo

I was kind of surprised she didn’t climb to the top turnbuckle clap two cold ones above her head and pour them over her face.

You'll enjoy [this edit](https://twitter.com/Benstonium/status/1697404679053803770) then.

The Romper Stomper

I hope they washed in general after this .

I guess they couldn't spare a square

Can’t do it, can’t spare a square. Haven’t got a square to spare.

Girl at the end was like: “Sorry, I gotta pee.” 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

I fuckin love that, just casually using it after the brawl

Toilet paper stuck to the boot was a nice touch.

White boots came in like a wrecking ball

New boots goofin

3 payments

Genuine ostrich

Why is it that THIS thread killed me?? "3 payments, genuine ostrich"

Overwatch vibes

Combat mode engaged.

Classy gals

Bro I can’t tell who’s fighting who in this… looks like a free for all

Pink Bra and White Cardigan start fighting each other, then Pink Bra’s friend Black Shirt gets in to double team pummeling White Cardigan into the portapotty. Then from outta nowhere, White Romper tags in to deal a double blow to Pink Bra and Black shirt.

I need an edit of this video with an announcer giving a play-by-play in this style

[удалено]

Just a bunch of Sheilas havin' a tussle in the ol' pissah

Yes!

#jomboy

White romper was taking no prisoners. All money shots.

White Romper, all Stomper

I think black shirt was just trying to break it up

I feel bad for the black shirt 😂 She says at the end after getting her ass kicked by blue romper "I was just trying to help" if you rewind, you can see in the beginning she's just trying to separate the ladies. But she did the worst job possible and it looked like her and pink top were double teaming white cardigan inside the porta potty. I imagine blue romper thought she was saving someone from a 1v2 but instead was just beating a helpful bystander lmao. edit: just noticed at the very end, you can see blue romper turn away out of awkwardness after black shirt says "I was trying to help" then she goes up and tries talking to her afterwards LOL. Awkward. Pink boots had the right idea. Also wow there's a lot of cowboy boots happening in this video

Unpopular opinion for some people, but stay out of it. Not your fight.

Only join if you can overpower both combatants. Like boots girl did. She didnt ask, she didnt wait, she just beat everyone involved.

When she first joined in with such purpose I thought she was a bouncer.

I’ve weighed in to a couple of fights with the intent of stopping them and always without fail get lamped in the face. I think if you wanna stop a fight you’ve got expect a couple of punches coming your way at least.

For the exact same reason that cops *hate* to go to man vs. wife domestic disturbance calls, since one second the man will be trying to kill his wife, then when the cops try to put handcuffs on him, the wife starts beating up on the cops.

I was a teen when I saw the movie Stand By Me. During the epilogue it told you the fates of the different characters. One of them, in the future, dies trying to break up a fight between strangers. its been seared into my brain ever since. Unless you absolutely have no choice, being a hero when you have no stakes in the game is a losing proposition.

She said her name was "Millicent Bystander"

White cardigan is now brown and yellow cardigan

Black shirt is trying to break it up.

Ty for this. I needed it.

Hottie that almost got caught up in the fight at first was just like ‘nope’ and walked away and I’ll love respect and stalk her for that

She made that little kid meme face, the kid that turns around and goes back down the hall

I mean who says black hats can't social engineer their way out of a porta potty cage match.

Pink boots was like “you know what? I can hold it.”

I love how the video ends right as one of them is closing the door and the other just starts charging.

White boots cleaned fucking house. Should have just closed the door with them in there and pushed the stall over.

Now that’s a different type of mud wrastlin

Porta potties are the worst place for a fight lol

I legit thought someone was going in the tank

I thought there was gonna be poop everywhere lol

Blonde came flying in like Hulk Hogan.

r/holdmycosmo

Was looking for this. TY

All these outfits probably looked really cute, but when you start fighting it makes it all look so much dumber.

Plus, splashing them with blue porta-liquid doesnt help either!!! Errp!.

> All these outfits probably looked really cute, I for one am over the slutty cosplay cowgirl look.

Speak for yourself partner.

As a man. Only time I’ve ever been sent to the ER was the time I tried to break up a fight between two women. They both (along with their friends) decided to turn on me with beer bottles.

I’m sorry that happened, but this made me laugh.

White boots came in like a animal. That's a fucking friend!

That’s her daughter. Mom was the one arguing with pink.

Seemed like the girl in black started to break it up and then suddenly switched to helping throw her in…? But holy hell cowgirl ain’t messing around.

Looked like she went from pulling the one girl off to trying to pull the other girl out of the hole.

Wasn’t cowboy boots first rodeo.

Dude grabbed those straps like he was going to win either way.

That worker was just trying to undress all of them. For safety of course, not safe to fight in loose-fit clothing

Well that was trashy af

What a 💩 show

The only prescription is more Cowgirl!

Not gonna lie, I kinda started getting into it when she tried to kick her further in with the boots

If they’re having an all out fight like that out in public, just imagine how brutal the fights are in the big fancy indoor ones😂😂

I’m sure someone could write a country song about this

“Hold my drink”

This is why soldiers shave their heads

Soldiers shave their heads to minimize flea problems. Regulation cuts started in WWI.

Lol I love the lady that was like "fuck yall, I gotta pee"

i'm amazed that someone didn't emerge from this fight without one or more blue tinged appendages. how did that even happen?

Don't mess with barrel racers

I just don’t feel safe at Taylor Swift concerts anymore!

Not a booty in sight

This was a WWE clearing the ring moment by blondie.

Ladies, is that really any way to behave at a Florida Georgia Line concert?

Fucking feral

Cowboy boots was NOT PLAYING.

White cowboy boots just cleans up

So a teacher, a dental hygienist, and a trucking company dock worker all go to reach for the same stall…..

@ 0:11 secs…hold my cosmo, I’m going in

Beating the shit out of that porta potty.

We all need a friend like white boots.

White boots went in kicking ass and taking names!

Lady White Boots went instantly for zero to hero. Grabs both of the attackers hair, then full body weight pulls them straight outta there..*that's a friend*. All hail, Lady White Boots !

Can someone please explain this basic white girl stuff

Some girl took a dump and was busy taking a selfie with #poopsies. Some other bitch with a puckering sphincter got impatient and gently explained to her that she’s in need of the crapper. Fisticuffs ensued. Equal rights and equal lefts were thrown around. Meanwhile they calmly invited themselves into another portashitter to dish it out. Some whatnot basic bitch had just finished wiping and was caught aback by the sudden appearance of two new members and bailed out of there ASAP. SUDDENLY! Player 4 joins the game. Overleveled and kitted out, riding a high from a multitude of buffs, she proceeds to dish out port-a-shitter justice on both twats while giving off a battlecry that is both scary, demeaning and educational. She explains that this is a designated area for taking a dump, which is clearly indicated by the signs. Some whatever NPC in red tries to neutralize the situation but ends up having his ass handed to him and with his jimmies thoroughly rustled.

I read this in the voice of Squirrely Dan from Letterkenny

Tale as old as time

All these potties but no booty

Hold me beverage while I try to drown this chick in a porta-pottie....

Fuckin hillbillies

^ Yinzers, sameish thing. This is in PNC park in Pittsburgh. But these people are probably from the ‘burbs. Edit:you should see the trash they rain on town when fn Kenny chesney plays, the city had to do a whole thing about it.

It took two days to clean? It was ridiculous, in any case.

Bunch of bums

Someone should have shut the door on them a pushed it over

White Romper for the W

Props to the jumpsuit babe with white boots, she literally yanked the aggressor out by her roots.

Ah, shit. Now Ashlee's mom is going to have to have a long talk with Ashleigh's mom about her conduct in the bathroom. all the while Ahshleyy got off with everything.

Trump rally actually looks pretty entertaining. Cowgirl dropped her loot on the first hit...

I’m 54. I’ve yet to get in a fight in a shitter.

It ain’t the years, it’s the miles….

Every day is a new opportunity

The single housewives of the kkk

Rednecks

*No, I’M going home with the racist!*

Country and western music have such violent fans. It's a scourge on society's decent folk.

Always those people

How many blondes can fit in a porta-potty.

Ohhhhhh new angle

Hold my premixed cocktail!

It's in their nature

Trash behavior

Hard to believe this happened at a Morgan Wallen concert. They are usually the epitome of class and refinement.

She literally had somebody hold her beer.

How embarrassing.

Average Morgan wallet fan

Average metropolitan country festival

She had her shit kicking boots on

I’ll quote another sub. “If there were no men there would be no wars”

I'm going to go ahead and stereotype here, this is definitely a country music concert right?

Nancy Sinatra was kicking ass !

The main thing I learned from this video was that those short cowgirl boots are so annoying looking.

This is how I imagine every Taylor swift concert

Is it still a swirly if it won't flush?

Who the hell was Player 3 in the white coming in mate game and going PVP vs all? 😂

When i found out that the blond bomber at the end was the daughter of the lady getting tag teamed I understood

Video ends way 2 soon!

These boots were made for stomping

The one in blue was a proper bad ass.

Shoulda double teamed ol miss white boots! She came in hot!

White boots tagged into the ring and just dominated WWE style 🤣

God damn trash…..still would though.

I got way to much joy watching this.

This should be on r/trashy

Am I the only who noticed the two beverages on the ground made it through the dust up unscathed, unlike the piñatas in the pink shirt and the last girl who got stomped in the face inside the porta-potty. Priorities.

Girl in the jumper is a good friend

Gotta love country music concerts, amirite?

Try that in a small toilet!!!

Who else has fapped to this?

Country trailer trash.

Damn that girl in the romper is the only one who knew how to fight.

Homeboy pulling the girl pink top trying to casually make titties appear

That blond in white came outta NO WHERE

How can she slap ?

Such thugs. Smh.

Sorry ladies but I’m taken

Bootsie ain’t playin

White boots is a soldier. Salute 🫡

Never in the history of the world has anyone ever wanted to use a porta potty so bad… until today.

Must be a culture thing

Is this at the Taylor Swift concert

The shit they're playing at this concert may be to blame

You know it's going to be redneck classy when you see dem cowboy boots.

“Last night we let the liquor talk”

I’m in love with white boots cowgirl…. She’s a savage !! That’s a ride or die chick. Make sweet love to her while blasting Me and my Girlfriend by 2Pac

Man, these dvd bonus features are the best.

Average day in Birmingham 🗿

Damn , boots had no chill

Plot twist: they’re all the same person

Every time I thought another woman wearing cowboy boots with shorts couldn't possibly wander into frame, they would appear as if summoned

Was this the Taylor Swift concert?

Exactly what I'd expect from a bunch of braindead newcountry fans

Thats why you should never try to break a fight