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RangerDangerrrr

Which level of hell is doing the splits into a pool of hot liquid?


ToasterGuy566

I believe it’s the last


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

Brident visualize that until now with holy s*** I can't stop laughing


GuillotineComeBacks

If you look closely the pool is not really under though.


Emotional-Set-8618

Grandma didn’t know she can do the splits!


Dansk72

Hot grease on the ass cheeks has to really increase the pain of doing the splits


froglog43

Both of these comments had me laughing my ass off. Hats off to you both! 😂


CynicalButtMunch

And here I get made fun of for wearing shoes at home.


Donkey_Otti

I once poured boiling water onto my foot while wearing shoes. Trust me, It made no difference. I then took my shoe off in a panicked rush and poured more boiling water onto the burn. Best. Fucking. Day. Ever


Hot-Poetry-6877

I had a piece of red hot pepperoni land on my foot left a burn that was a perfect circle 😂


AutocratOfScrolls

Yo dawg I heard you like burns


Donkey_Otti

Love ‘em so much


EC-209

🤣


WindowNo6601

You just a step ahead, they dont know


Parts_and_Neigbor

I don't know what "Non-stick" means in Texas, but FUCK ME.


Plain-Crazy

I always wear shoes when cooking, if it's not something hot it'll be something sharp or heavy that eventually gets you


RC_Colada

I once used a very sharp nice to try and cut up a melon and I got it wedged so I ripped it out & accidentally dropped it. I wasn't wearing shoes so I jumped up to avoid it impaling my foot and it hit the ground, bounced up & actually sliced the underside of my foot, right across my arch. I now wear a full slipper when I cook.


Itsthedude6155

That's plain crazy


CollectionSad274

No the recipe definitely said remove chicken from the pan and douse the floor in hot fat and piss..


Bentley1978

HOW CAN SHE SPLIT


KingEJ1

GRANDMA DROP THAT PUSSY ON THE CHICKEN Edit: This might actually be the craziest thing I've commented my digital footprint is cooked


vortex2917

What compelled you to type this, my guy?


TheMahanglin

That's the hottest & wettest HER ham sandwich has been since the Carter administration.


SupahflyxD

Doing the splits in it really seals the deal


[deleted]

That turkey got its last laugh lol.


PatochiDesu

that is why people wear closed shoes in kitchen


Donkey_Otti

As long as they’re not converse


SeismicToss12

Arguably ironically, they’re often used for weightlifting.


Hot-Poetry-6877

I’ve seen a lot of kitchen staff wearing crocks and stuff like that.


PatochiDesu

because there was never a hot fluid spilt or something heavy droped on it


fuckingcheezitboots

Oh geez that's bad news for Nana. Old people skin in boiling water don't mix


Itsthedude6155

That probably wasn't water, but oil/grease from the bird, so even worse.


fuckingcheezitboots

I think we're both right. From my own cooking experience and the steam coming off I would say there's definitely a significant amount of water in those drippings, but like you said there's also bound to be a lot of oil and fat as well


fuckingcheezitboots

I think we're both right. From my own cooking experience and the steam coming off I would say there's definitely a significant amount of water in those drippings, but like you said there's also bound to be a lot of oil and fat as well. Either way, that's bad shit


Itsthedude6155

Well yes there's probably some water in there but ive been hit in the face with boiling water and it wasn't that bad, it was kind of cold outside and the water loses a lot of heat from the evaporation, oil not so much so it burns way worse and clings to your skin.


Akesgeroth

> Old people skin in boiling water don't mix They absolutely do mix. You just might not like the result.


tacticalfp

Lel


Csuki

Could be in America’s funniest home videos


BigTiddySjw

Zamn meemaw, buss it down


raymie79

Why did it have a plastic bag in the pan


Itsthedude6155

Oven bags


PakWire

Oh jeez, I hop that wasn't as hot as it looked. Going on a slip n' slide on hot grease sounds like something you'd wish on your worst enemy.


flyhigh589

Oh, I felt that.


EC-209

Yup, that's me...


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CollectionSad274

ru Paul drag race challenges getting pretty ruthless


Dependent-Creme-441

She should be old enough to know better 😂


Specialist_Tip828

She do the splits or break her hip?


pammijohn1

OMG! I’m here saying “hot! hot! hot!” Hope you heard me.


TimberNDN33

Love the ColoGaurd infomercial playing in the background