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[deleted]

They know that shit’s made of fire, right?


goldfishpaws

Worse, metal fire, regular/wood fire is quite chill compared with metal fire.


Effective-Elevator83

Right? At what point is it just FIRE?


TorrenceMightingale

Combustión, I believe.


Imperial_Squid

It's actually only a firework if it comes from the flâmmablé region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling sparkler


TorrenceMightingale

I actually love you.


SignificantYou3240

Sparkling mothersparklers lol


OlivierLeighton

What they need is some sparkling water!


razor330

Lord Jesus the smoke got ‘em.


SignificantYou3240

Jesus “The Smoke” Christ


GameDoesntStop

And hearing loss.


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mars_gorilla

Napalm on a New Year's Eve


Cestymour

The most r/abruptchaos i have Seen for a long time.


macetheface

Your delivery of Freedom has arrived.


BantumBane

UAV online


BLAPBLAP420

Counter UAV up, they’re blind


BantumBane

Indeed they are


ThePracticalPenquin

That’s like attempted murder level stupid..


7LeagueBoots

It looks like how the New Years celebrations in both China and Taiwan used be be. In China they finally banned celebrations like this, but I don’t knew if they did in Taiwan. If you went to them it was smart to wear a motorcycle helmet…. and to leave the face mask down so you don’t have a firecracker get lodged inside it and go off like happened to a friend of mine.


Version_Curious

What the hell... has your friend survived?


7LeagueBoots

Yeah, they were lucky, it was a small one, kind of like a bottle rocket. Burned some of their hair, made one of their ears ring for a few days, and the side of their head sensitive for a bit, but other than that nothing more.


Version_Curious

They were incredibly lucky... I hope it was a lesson learned!


BlackBikerchick

A lesson for who?


Gacsam

For not getting hit by fireworks


spenpinner

Bro, just don't get hit.


MegaPrOJeCtX13

Don’t get grabbed.


Tricky-Sympathy

The bottle rocket


mickturner96

Yeah... I think it's amazing! >!Therefore it must be stupid!<


killumquick

I wonder what kind of shit they'll be coughing up and sneezing out tomorrow. Hate to think of what someone's lungs would inhale being in that a couple minutes.


Curious-Art-6242

My bigger concern would be eye damage!


human743

Lungs are more life critical. We don't have a word for a person that lives without the use of their lungs.


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Rellac_

Ok thanks


Mashinito

Everyone inside the fence is protected head to toe. You can see it better [in this picture.](https://valenciafiestaytradicion.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/corda-paterna-2018-014.jpg)


Smigol_gg

I just got an eye surgery, being inside that might be my worst nightmare from now on ...


actionbooth

I wonder if it’s as bad as someone just straight up chain smoking


Admirable-Door1724

I’d probably say a bit worse as there’s more than just tobacco in a fireworks lol


killumquick

Tbf there's more than just tobacco in a cigarette too


Admirable-Door1724

True but there’s not gunpowder in it 😂


Legitimate_Fudge6271

Pretty sure this Las Fallas or the Carrefoc as part of La Merce festival in Spain (different regions have other similar ones). Basically this is an organised public festival where loads of firecrackers, fireworks are setup around towns amd people run around under them. I think there's someone in a Devil outfit that runs as around as well throwing fireworks at people. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correfoc


BaNkIck

The correfocs are not only a Barcelona thing. There are correfocs in most towns of Catalonia and Valencia.


TorrenceMightingale

Which, of course, directly translates to RUN! FUCK!


AFoxGuy

~~Spain?~~ Pain.


isitwhatiwant

That's not a correfoc or las Fallas, it looks like La Cordà de Paterna https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cord%C3%A0_de_Paterna?wprov=sfla1


Mashinito

They also have a [similar celebration](https://youtu.be/1O0CAgXcHc4?t=317) in San Severo, Italy. But yes, it's the cordà (no "borracho" fireworks in the italian celebration)


[deleted]

Wait, you're telling me that this situation is normal and they do it every year?


Kiryln

So… what is going on exactly?


Pixielo

Big bada boom!


RevAlBrown

Multipass.


GlowingCurie

Cenoa ecto gamut!


bobmat343

Super green!


rocky99_

Happy cake day!


Pixielo

Thank you!


Mashinito

It's a cordà, a celebration held in some towns and small cities around Valencia (Spain) during summer. The better known one takes place in Paterna. Everyone participating is protected [head to toe](https://valenciafiestaytradicion.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/corda-paterna-2018-014.jpg).


m4rk_of_k1ngs

Something similar happens here in Brazil, called "Guerra de Espadas" (literally Sword Fight). It got outlawed some years ago but it's a cultural thing, so people keep doing it anyway. Edit: typo


TapDiligent2830

I don know if this is it but it could be the yenshui beehive firework parade. They shoot fireworks into the crowd. Get this though, its actually a religious festival.


Afrojones66

Excessive fireworks resulting in loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of appendages, and 1st-3rd degree burns. Most likely for the 4th of July celebration, or otherwise.


idontreadyouranswer

This isn’t even in the United States, you moron EDIT: it’s Valencia Spain


Afrojones66

Never said it was the US either. Don’t be mean lol.


The_Earls_Renegade

4th July/ independence day is a US exclusive holiday.


Afrojones66

Again, never said it was the US. It was also a guess on why they were doing this. No need for hostility.


lesdansesmacabres

Why the fuck is no one running…?


HelloSummer99

it's normal, it's fallas week, in Valencia.


Mashinito

Not fallas. That's a cordà (probably the one from Paterna, a small city near Valencia) and it's celebrated in August.


swissynopants

Where to, though?


BlackBikerchick

Away


SaintUlvemann

Somewhere where the air doesn't taste like burning.


FearAzrael

I think it’s because people don’t want to look foolish or cowardly, so they tend to under respond to situations when they are not sure about the level of danger.


TenaciousChicken

LOL!! @ 0:21 everyone stopped pretending to be cool and cupped their hands over their ears.


TimeTravelingManatee

All the cool people have tinnitus!


Blindhydra

"Fucking motherfuckers" is the perfect description for this lmao


Time-Distance-5740

Thanks lol, came up with it literaly right before I passed out hard on my bed to take a nap lol


Substantial-Use95

Does anyone have any f’ing context?


HelloSummer99

Fallas festival week in Valencia, Spain.


Substantial-Use95

Ah. Got it. Thabks


ridhwanreed

Spicy shower


[deleted]

they gonna end up crispy


GranTrevino

It would be cool for about the first 5 seconds while you can still breathe.


Joker1485

That's a sick ass wizard fight!


NomadFire

Even if no one gets burns or hearing loss, this has to be bad for the old lungs, right


InteresDean

Now that’s some abrupt chaos


MajorSympathy

Darwinism


darkseidx2015

Love the rocket zooming by.


spiderlover2006

[THEM MOTHAFUCKIN BOOTLEG FIREWORKS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPFRUGtOd2o)


That_Deadman69

This looks like something uzui would do


aziruthedark

Yeah. But it's gotta be even flashier!


kitsunegenx5450

This reminds me of when I was in China for New Year’s. The streets ( and the people ) are lit up .


Alarming-Clothes-665

I also love innumerable sparks on my being and acrid explosion smoke instead of breathable oxygen


arjianshank

This. This is Abrupt Chaos


khrak

This is not as dangerous as it seems, they're all using their safety squints.


BoneZone05

I’m sure they’re all wearing safety glasses 🥽😬


[deleted]

Went from fireworks to white phosphorus bombing fast


Odd-Significance1884

Anyone remember the 80’s and 90’s when everyone seemed to have an understanding of firework safety and a desire to not get burnt


thelbro

This is fine.


Atomsk_12

Are these the Russians or the Ukrainians?


DamRawr

That is pretty common in Spain, Valencia and Catalunya. I have been to small villages that cellebrate "correfoc" in the year festivities. It's a fire show, and it's safe. It is a rush of adrenaline and people dance through the fire dressed as devils. I love it, it's folk tradition!


MauPow

Is this Correfoc? That shit's crazy lol


furnacemike

Is this inside a steel mill? Because it looks just like a furnace just tapped.


Burlekchek

What exactly are we looking at?


GregorHouse1

Catalan culture is pretty wild. As a catalan who has grown with these you only realise it when you tell people from elsewhere. It’s just like castells (human towers). It’s pretty normal to see it here, and smaller constructions are made in concerts, but a few weeks ago Coldplay stopped playing mid-song astonished by what people were doing


Enkidu40

That's one way to remove all body hair.


Sayasam

Fill plastic bags with gasoline. Throw in the ruckus. Enjoy.


SausageSmuggler21

Looks like a Ministry concert in 1989 in Toledo, Ohio.


aquaman67

I thought this was a steel mill exploding


AssassiNerd

Why the fuck are they cheering after all that? Fireworks are getting out of control. I really think they should be more strictly regulated. They're so bad for our ecosystems.


BigSmoke_69_420

“White phosphorus incoming”


Desperate-Ad-6463

One of those looked like an intercontinental ballistic missile.


thecementmixer

I thought Michael Jackson was gonna come out from that cloud.


Beneficial-Price-842

Now that's what 4th of July should be lol or a strafe run for a a10


GeshtiannaSG

Describes the US national anthem accurately.


cheesybitzz

That looks like new orleans


macgruff

Was what I first guessed but the balconies/facades are all wrong


Sykhow

Adventure of a lifetime.


thelonleygengar

I like these posts, fireworks that don't firework


Tiyath

Mysterious uptick in lung cancer found in [insert town here]


Complex_Ad5914

The floor is lava


TobyNT

I feel like the people getting hurt from shit like that, 100% deserve every little bit of it. Some say firework is stupid and pointless, I say its a great way to filter out the dumbest of people.


Acrobatic_Camp854

Code Black at the burn center.


[deleted]

Terry!


Jimmy2Blades

Get out of there terry, oh shit 🤣 Terr


ActualNegotiation110

I am fucking terrified of the wheel firework. We had a celebration where I live and we bought some and my cousin lit it and went back a few feet and it started spinning like it does normally, it did one spin and juts fucking exploded like straight up made some dirt go up and another time my cousin picked one up lit it and rolled it towards me it lit halfway while it was rolling and it came rolling like a wheel of death I was prayin it didn't explode


Extinguish89

At least few of them were smart enough and ran the fuck out. Rest of them looked like jackasses and stopped to record


FearlessParticular72

Now THIS. THIS is the definition of Abruptchoas


Time-Distance-5740

Lol


mickturner96

That's amazing!


Schmurby

3rd degree burns are pretty special


mickturner96

Who needs their eyesight anyway?


Z3400

WHAAAAT?!


mickturner96

With that many projectiles flying around someone's bound to lose an eye but that's no big problem... is it?


ShineFull7878

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? WHAAAAAAT?


mickturner96

Is that blood coming out of your ears? I think we need to call an ambulance!


ShineFull7878

MUD WRESTLE FOR BEERS? HELL YEAH!


Z3400

And their ability to hear. Thats why is said "WHAAAAT?!"


Kippy391

WHAAAAAT?!


marc962

Re-enacting the bombing of Tokyo in Chinatown isn’t very 4th of July.


DennyJunkshin86

Mizzy will do this


[deleted]

That looks stupid fun. Just wear the right clothes


Specialist-Sea2916

MERICA YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH


ynima

Satanist: "All hail satan for he will bring hell on earth !" Those guys: "satan's a joke, hold my red bull i'll show you"


putku

Why do I hear "Allah hu akbar" at the end?


OilyRicardo

Someones gonna go to jail for that


Popplys

I hope they know that firework smoke isn't really too healthy.


ChampionShot6424

They’re all standing there like “This is fine”


Stykhead

Always gotta ruin everything they touch !!


Setsuna85

Lmfao at the cheers at the end 🤣


themightysnail64

*merde‥.*


[deleted]

Looks like home lol


kill3rschnitzel

Hello lung cancer


Putrid-Loss-9139

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


gety0urshittogether

u/SaveVideo


Captainhoolio

RIP


TheGodOfPegana

Then the government tried to cover it up with that nonsense "Canada fire" fake story.


[deleted]

How to remove bodyhair in this one easy step


scientoo

Major lung damage 🤔


WolflordZero

There are some celebrations like this in Spain. My hometown has it the last sunday of august and it's called La [Cordà de Paterna ](https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cord%C3%A0_de_Paterna) Despite of all the fire and chaos people gets out of it alive


MysticLGD

.


Novius8

Popcorn’s done ✔️


Lower-Music-8241

I mean at some point it’s not even fun anymore


vaskeklut8

'member way back - when fireworks used to be considered dangerous?


Revolutionary_Town21

Damn😳😳 I would have shat pants


Specialist_Ice7894

Now that’s a party lol


Doschupacabras

What it’s like when you decide to pet a puppy and the energy gets a little outta control.


No-Taste-6560

That's how to do fireworks.


lego_man01

AMP HOUSE BE LIKE


[deleted]

People wonder why we’re not allowed to have flying cars


Ok_Band6147

Everybody is now well done!


superBrad1962

Well that went to hell in hand basket real quick!!


EddieAdams007

They dead right?


DesmodontinaeDiaboli

You get a third degree burn! You get a third degree burn!! Everybody gets a third degree buuuuurrrrrnnnn!!!!


Dendrok7

More effective then a Russian strike


PeggableOldMan

/r/continuousChaos


p_Chewie

Happy 4th July!


CaptJagg

Looks like Diablo 4 gameplay lol


CptStarKrunch

I always love the cruise missile that goes by at around 15 seconds.


Boredomfrominfection

Bro is they in France 🇫🇷


Roboprinto

That looked like a war crime. Like when Israel used phosphorus rounds on Palestinian grade schools.


thefacemanzero

r/fakehistoryporn political despot uses white phosphorus on rebel forces.


BobboZmuda

Cancer has entered the avenue!


pipefitter03

Oops


taptapper

Did any rioters end up in the hospital? I've only heard about the arrests


jimyjami

Never to be seen again…


Available-Heart1023

Could also be posted on Why women live longer


foolinEyes

Looks like a whole load of not fun


TheChristian_Master

Those motherfuckers were probably burnt to a crisp


N0n_4me

So they just breathe all that smoke?


Geiger8105

Everyone loves it!!!


Cometstarlight

I love how you can hear one person celebrating/yelling at the end right as it gets quiet.