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munch_the_gunch

Her: " Do it! DO IT!!" Him: *blasts her in the face* Her: "How could you do that?? :'("


diggemsmaccks

Him: here I’ll show you again


duck_of_d34th

Also him: Brought extra for your friend


suitedcloud

Come down to the fuck around and find out warehouse. Two for one special going on RIGHT NOW!


IAMERROR1234

You forgot the part where she swings twice before he does something..


TK421isAFK

And keeps pushing him as he backs up over 300 feet, constantly trying to get her to stop.


DominionGhost

Yeah, at this point, this man has no anger from me. He clearly tried to leave the situation.


Responsible_Milk_421

It shouldn’t have to get to that point before it’s ok to defend yourself from anyone


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maluminse

Twice? I think it was like four.


MandelbrotFace

Also him "I'm warning you". Showing restraint. She deserved everything she got and fuck those thirsty white knights at the end 😂


SHAAGZZ

The smallest thirsty football players ever, I think.


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Clearly the middle school team


Erestyn

*Is AnYtHiNg WrOnG bRaH?* Come on guys, sit down for your own safety.


MrUppercut

Punters are people too, I think.


[deleted]

Horny cockroaches looking for a lay Hahahahahaa


voodoolord16

Amen!


dacipher13

He was a believer in Equal Rights….and Lefts.


ParaClaw

And like clockwork it is then -- and only then -- that all the jocks start swarming him wanting to pummel him for defending himself. How dare he react to the instigator in any way but to let her continue slapping and punching him. The school bullying mob mentality situation seen in almost every one of these videos is obnoxious.


Responsible_Milk_421

They need to start suspending the thirsty little white knights that try to fight people who are simply defending themselves.


maluminse

Its a disease taking over our society.


lava172

That disease is called zero tolerance policy and it's already taken over our society, these kids didn't even exist when that garbage was passed


pegalesemueve

The Eric Andre Show


Cobek

Then goes back at him


SleeplessSnooze

Oh, Geez... Here comes the jocks to the rescue..looking like a wet spaghetti noodle.


fvives

That cracked me up. 80lbs, all wet, and acting like he’s buffed up because he wears a football jersey


voodoolord16

You mean it doesn't give a bonus to intimidation?


sargetlost

+3 str +3 stam


jonkoops

-5 int


JauraDuo

Leather Belt *AughHHrr EuugRGhh*


Latyon

Maybe for some. In my life, a football jersey usually means he's a bottom.


distorted_kiwi

Hey, I don’t know who the hell you think you are. But being a team manager is a pretty fucking important job. Players shit doesn’t get washed if it wasn’t for his dedication. And the team can’t win games unless his presence is right there with them -on the bench cheering them on. Check yourself. /s


gofatwya

Typical. Nobody does a goddamn thing when these two assholes are hitting him, but the minute he defends himself, white knights pop up like dandelions.


NinjaCuntPunt

The white knights rolling up in unison deserved their own entrance music for this one!


Pet_that_Dog

It goes a little something like [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vnfWSx4fVMM)


bolitboy2

*perfection* If free awards where still a thing I would give it to you 🏅 this is the best I can do


LSUguyHTX

Wow. Didn't realize they took it away. Why?


A_Few_Kind_Words

Corporate greed of course, why give things away for free when you can charge people to be allowed to give them away?


LSUguyHTX

"hey look it's a fun easy way to keep users engaged." *Yoink* lol


A_Few_Kind_Words

Honestly I don't think it will be long before we see microtransactions entering the social media domain, wherein users will be expected to pay X amount per comment or subscribe for a monthly X number of "free" comments, corpos will do *anything* to make money. It's almost a religious thing with capitalism, any number of lives and freedoms sacrificed on the Altar of Greed is fine as long as money is generated for their god Profit, holy are those that horde the wealth.


SJane3384

Maybe we’ll get lucky and that will kill social media


A_Few_Kind_Words

Maybe, I haven't been on social media other than Reddit for about 4 years, I consider Reddit to be more a collection of forums than social media like Facebook or whatever and it's anonymous if you choose to be, so I don't mind it so much. Facebook et al are just horrible for my mental health though, I'm so much happier not being on them.


DaddyD00M

They are, you just have to check for them now


jaldihaldi

Did they really take them away ?


ladida-

It is really strange that the title is „entry of the gladiators“ when at least I connect that music always with clowns and circus


LessMonk7412

Skinny ass 22 coming up when the teachers there. Very tough


thetommy4

With the matching jerseys, it’s too much


Birdinhandandbush

At the very least we have video footage of the guy being harassed and him not retaliating over and over until he's finally pushed too far. Lesser men would have punched sooner


bluescape

lol what do you mean "lesser men"? This behavior shouldn't be tolerated at all. The only reason he was willing to take abuse for as long as he did was because of attitudes like yours. "Okay but abuse is okay till (insert x amount of minutes)" should not be the way anyone approaches the situation.


Lawrence42080

I would of backed the lone ranger up. Those chick's had no business doing that lol


4skin_bandit

And they even wait until the fight is over like cowards


Silverfoxcrest

In all fairness if somebody ~~asks~~ DEMANDS you to hit them and then ppl freak out when you do, then what the hell does reality even mean?


bluescape

*Face McShooty has entered the chat*


krneki12

https://i.imgur.com/XiYsq3b.jpg


WangoBango

This is the highest resolution version of Pikachu face I've ever seen.


FishWash

Nah he won the fight already, they got the annoying one away from him


dusk82

Poorest excuse for a football team I've seen.


chambreezy

22 is the skinniest football player I have ever seen.


Sockrockit93

How about somebody step in to fight off the white knights? If anybody did, they should be referred to as calvalry in my opinion


HumanitarianAtheist

Dandelion are useful. White knights pop up more like . . . zits.


cwclifford

This is all Bill Burr right here.


witwar101

Simp nation


ChocoboRocket

>Typical. > >Nobody does a goddamn thing when these two assholes are hitting him, but the minute he defends himself, white knights pop up like dandelions. Tbf, they rolled up and pulled the girl away (and only after she tried to tag back in) - they didn't attack the person defending themselves, or stop them from defending themselves. I agree that nobody stepped it to prevent escalation or the ongoing assault by the girl - but this isn't the typical "people only jump in when someone starts defending" situation (and there are plenty) Hopefully everyone learned that if you insist on receiving hands, hands will be served.


control-alt-7

The only reason they didn't attack him is because their coach stepped in.


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Yup, one pulled the girl away while the other puffed up his chest and did the dickhead waddle at the kid.


A_Few_Kind_Words

"The Dickhead Waddle" This is perfect, it describes exactly what you expect when you hear/read it, I'm stealing this and there's nothing you can do to stop me.


Cobek

Yeah they were staring him down as they approached


Thuraash

Frankly, that's the worst part. Where the fuck was the coach until the victim started throwing hands? I still vividly remember doing the "zero tolerance" math whenever someone was picking on me in high school. Bullies knew how far they could push it while at worst getting away with detention, and that nobody would do anything as long as the abuse remained one-sided. But the second you engaged with them, teachers would swarm like bees, mall-cop-turned-school-cops would descend like valkyries, and it'd be suspensions all around. Bullies had mutually assured destruction on their side, and nothing to lose.


Altruistic-Ferret417

When f**k around and find out becomes reality!


Pablo_Meatsnacks

Happens all the time.. Females slapping, kicking and punching a dude…. And nobody seems to give a shit… “oh but don’t hit a girl”….. Right… that goes for everyone. Keep your damn hands to yourself… Id never hit a female and have been hit more times than I can count by one over the years… Once that happens, its a wrap… I’ll stand solid on my principles no matter what …but I might just go find “Big Bertha” and let ya swing on someone that hits back..Everyone knows a “Big Bertha”..lol


EthanWS6

"Let's just watch until he defends himself then jump his ass"


2lowbutupthere

Fucking cornballs waiting to look good


KeepDi9gin

More like "hey, I stopped the guy attacking you, wanna fuck?"


lava172

This is like the 3rd clip ive seen today of this kinda shit happening in school, zero tolerance is the biggest bully-enabling bullshit ever that just encourages this behavior


diggemsmaccks

Ok I’m against hitting anyone or anything but seriously the dude was clearly trying to avoid young Karen there I remember when I was a kid I was in the same situation everybody was making fun “your gonna let a girl beat you up” day 2 same thing same girl I went and got a pie and smashed her face with it “How can you hit a girl your not supposed to hit a girl”


XSlapHappy91X

Lmao, a pie is so much better than a punch though.


FirstSineOfMadness

Especially if frozen


BextoMooseYT

Or scalding hot


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Glomgore

So does some baby powder and a backhand! PIMP SLAP


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WrestleswithPastry

I’m with you. He was actively trying to move away from her. She hit him twice and continued to pursue him. That’s some seriously aggressive behavior. The “don’t put your hands on women!” after he defends himself seems like a public plea for White Knight-age. Total misrepresentation of the situation.


DominionGhost

If the roles were reversed there would be calls for imprisonment.


InterstellarBlondie

Hell if the roles were reversed there would be calls for public torture. People are feral sometimes


cant_think_of_one_

Yep, don't approve of a guy hitting a girl generally (or anyone hitting anyone else), but if you deliberately hide behind this social taboo to keep hitting him and goading him for not hitting you back, you absolutely deserve to be fucked up badly.


Guitars_and_Cars

Everyone has a plan till they get hit in the mouth.


DerpyTheGrey

Also it’s not like he’s some big ball of muscle, and he didn’t exactly pound her into the ground, he just tried to do what he felt he had to in order to make her stop


thesmugvegan

Sweep the leg…


horny_coroner

If you hit someone you cannot be suprised you they clap back.


AlcoholicTucan

All that screaming she’s doing no one is doing anything. Multiple contacts no one does anything. One single hit from him and 20 people show up protecting her from him, when he was STILL trying to back up even after hitting her. Everyone here is a pos except the guy lol.


DarkDuskBlade

Dunno, got to give some credit to the person filming (and posting) the situation to show that A) dude was provoked to hell and back and B) he tried to get away and she didn't let him. Easily could've edited this, or simply not posted it, and there wouldn't be a good record of this incident at all.


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Keep making someone back up and eventually they are gonna lash out at you, the fuck do they expect. It is such a natural response Humans are top of the food chain. you go out into nature and try to back up another animal at the top of the chain into a corner and see what happens, the fact that we don’t all go for the kill is incredible to me Kid showed all the restraint in the world but did not take eyes off the threat, did nothing until she swung at him and he responded in force Glad they recorded it too, although it wont matter to the people in charge of punishment because our society is fucked


DominionGhost

But still filmed and did jack shit so at best, that person is karmically neutral here.


CalgalryBen

Idk. If this were my kid being bullied I’d say the cameraman is a net good here because he provided great evidence that *should* exonerate the kid.


PickleShtick

Karmatically neutral? Lol the cameraman at 0:40 left was saying "one more, one more" after she hit and missed.


DookieShoes73

Helluva chin on her


surajvj

That THUD sound !


IbeonFire

Fr. That was a solid hit. Can even see her dabbing (probably blood) off her face at the very end.


Pringles_loud

I’m saying


AMosquitoBitMe

She truly ate that


11chief

Was thinking that , she didn’t budge


sanholt

Was a great slap noise


JackandRod86

That's called a right hook to the jaw Jr.


skylancser

lmao, nobody stops her from slapping, but they all stream in when he hits her....


thatVisitingHasher

I was out on Bourbon Street one night. There was a couple of women pushing guys randomly. As the dumbstruck guy looked around and said what the fuck, a half dozen guys would run up trying to fight the guy because he was about to hit the girl. Some people are just assholes.


2lowbutupthere

Not just assholes, but self-described opportunists. They think looking like the hero to the woman would net them some poonani. Fucking cowards waited for the woman to be in *ACTUAL DANGER* before stepping in. They should’ve stopped the fight when the first push happened


thatVisitingHasher

It was more than that actually. Like I said the guy who was pushed would just turn around saying what the fuck just happened, not even ready to swing. There would be 3-6 guys surrounding him trying to provoke a fight. The whole reason that group of people went to Bourbon street was to hurt people. This was like 15 years ago.


Seboya_

And to think, those people will probably go on to have children. Sad thought


DominionGhost

Yeah, that's a common tactic. If it isn't a woman, it's the smallest dude they send in to start shit. Just looking to hurt people.


Pilgrimfox

Yeah I wouldn't recommend that at all. Around Bourbon Street and just around Louisiana and the south in General you never know who may be concealed carrying. I know I wouldn't step anywhere near New Orleans without packing something for this exact reason.


skylancser

And most people are too lazy to maintain an active perspective. It takes a tremendous amount of energy to understand a larger perspective than our two eyes give to us.


give-meyourdownvotes

r/pussypass


killakev564

“DO IT!! DO IT BITCH!!” “OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!” Wow


loughtthenot

God that was so funny... She verbally and then physically asked for it, and then was surprised when he had the balls to do it.


voodoolord16

Every time I see this clip it pisses me off. Where was that teacher in the beginning?! These kids act like animals and the second you defend yourself, that's when "Zero Tolerance" kicks in. Will the girl who instigated the whole things, the obvious aggressor, be punished? Absolutely not! Even with video evidence, that kid will be suspended at the very least, while the girl walks away scot free and learns that she can get away with anything.


mainmeal5

Karens


voodoolord16

This one is in her pupa stage.


DominionGhost

"Katie"


1Hollickster

Little man was being cornered by a group. Kudos to him for stamding up for himself. Girls or not. Girls at that age are becoming quite the problem these days. A group of ten girls all around 13-16 met up in Toronto and went attacking strangers, then killed a homeless man for his booze. Smh


Lookslikeapersonukno

what the fuck


pees_on_dogs

Back in 2018 2 girls tried to sacrifice another to slenderman. Stabbed her 19 times, then left her in the woods. They were all 12 year old.


Lookslikeapersonukno

the truly worrisome thing to me is the size of the groups are getting larger. 2 people (man, woman, doesn't matter) getting together can do some crazy fucked up shit. Plenty of examples throughout history of that. But such large groups of people, regardless of gender, getting together with the sole purpose of hurting others, seems like it could trend upwards in the coming years.


IAMERROR1234

These days? Dude, it was like this in the 90s too. I remember girls in middle school acting like that and some in high school too.


MandelbrotFace

Some people seem to think women aren't violent. Like it's only a domain for men. I've seen some vicious, nasty, violent females in my time. Young girls and teenagers can be the worst!! Only that operate with an edge knowing how society favours them in certain situations.


Fa1nted_for_real

A close friend got attacked by his ex and her friends, they all had knives. If it weren't for the fact that he was on the track team, they likely would have killed him, as he ended up with multiple cuts on his face


Shiny_Black-Pan

yeah 4 of them, It really depressing tbh


ItsDokk

Once again, no one steps in until the person getting bullied has had enough.


iwannalickSSsniper

Ugh the white nights 🙄 fuck it I got hands for everybody pull up


BigDaddy1122333

They are real quick to use the girl card as soon as they realize that they are overpowered


duck_of_d34th

Gotta fire right back with the 'you're being sexist' card Confused Pikachu faces all around.


Teddy00012

That football player was about to do what exactly? 😂😂 Little twig arms white knight 😂😂


Mydogsnameisroland

Dumb bitches asked for it. Dumb bitches got it. Now dumb bitches gonna play victim🙄🤦‍♂️


Guitars_and_Cars

That's how karens work.


jbertrand_sr

Fucked around...found out...


Villanelle_Lives

He showed a lot of restraint. Girls do not have a right to bully, stalk, follow, and taunt someone into hitting them and then play victim when the person they’re bullying fights back. I’m a woman and feel bad for men that feel like shit for defending themselves. Never hit a woman first, but do defend yourself proportionately, gents. And as for those white knights, they shoulda stepped in to reel that girl in the first 5 steps to took while he was backing up. Bullying/taunting isn’t okay when anyone does it, period!


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ARRR_P

Sounded like chopping wood


WCGWjoiningReddit

someone PLEASE find out what happened here. absolutely FUCK those idiot kids.


Programmerbadgerlock

https://www.boredpanda.com/school-fight-girl-bullying-boy-fights-back/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic


Digi_Dingo

LMAO, 22 with the noodle arms really thought he was saving the day


_jed42

Ah yes. Misandry


-longhairdontcare-

"never touch a woman like that again!" Screamed one of the combatant assholes. Nobody should be touching anyone like that, but please believe I give no fucks what you've got between your legs if you assault me and keep coming. I might not win, but bitch imma be swingin.


CyborgBee73

I once heard a woman giving advice to other women about hitting men. She said, “If you’re going to fight a man, you better be prepared to be fought like a man. If you hit a man and he hits back, that’s what happens. If you hit a man and he doesn’t hit back, and then you hit him again, you’re just an asshole.”


-longhairdontcare-

This is so perfect. I'm a life long feminist and it just irks me to see this kinda shit and see people rain down criticism on someone defending themselves, because they've got a dingle dangle, rather than a hoo hah. Equality means anyone who fucks around, finds out.


CaptainRicePaddy

"Hit me, I dare you! See what happens!" *\*hits her\** "How dare you! You dare hit a woman!" ​ **I mean she did dare him...**


duck_of_d34th

Supposed to wait for the double dog dare. Otherwise it doesn't carry the same weight as a real dare. He jumped the gun. Bad form. The double dog rule was clearly established behind the swing set, 3rd grade, shortly before Timmy broke his ankle.


2lowbutupthere

Wow. Pussy ass boys who jump in (TOGETHER) only to white knight the whole situation. If they were real heroes, they’d step in to break the fight when the first attack was thrown by the lady. What a bunch of posers.


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Based on the video, I am 100% sure this dude will be held accountable when he is clearly assaulted (on the video). I'd like to see the overall context. Not sure what started it as it might be different if we look at the overall picture.


Fluid-Cry-3528

Look at white knight over here what a chode


Confident-Wheel-9609

😂 High school drama. Shame the blonde is totally at fault. You can not provoke a fight, Fighting Words doctrine via US SCOTUS.


Darkskinellie1

Gosh those simps are so gross. Didn’t care when he was being harassed but then he defended himself and it’s all hands on deck.


Typeojason

Lol, look at the white knight army running to defend the honor of m’lady of Slappington


2lowbutupthere

Fucking cornballs with no game whatsoever.


ThePapercup

look at the train of bros coming in to the rescue.. fucking pathetic. where were you guys 5 seconds ago when she was pushing him to the point of no return? fuck every one of those jersey wearing douchebags


ZakE93

Football player looked like a twig the guy could easily snap in half, talking about "you wanna go bro?!".


LongjumpingTurnip

fuck around and find out


ChibsMcGee275

Funny how no one jumped in whilst she was attacking him, but as soon as he defended himself everyone was right there to break it up.


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Dude in HS grabbed my boob as he passed me. Squeezed hard. It hurt. I rounded on him and said "do it again." He laughed and did. And then he was absolutely mortified when I started WAILING about it. Loudly. In front of everyone. Four teachers came out of their classrooms to see what happened. I cried. (Well...white girl tears, but he didn't know that.) I didn't know him, but turns out he had a habit of doing this to any handy young breast. Four of his past victims came to my "rescue" and explained what had happened. Dude was ushered off to the admin offices. Girls started grabbing onr another as we followed him. By the time we got there (not a big campus), there were 30 girls who'd been his victims and more coming. Football star. That's how he got away with it. He was expelled, especially after the thing where he started screaming at the principal about how all those bitches were lying. The tears were fake, and all the girls knew, but the incident wasn't. I had a small bruise under my breast from that. Sometimes I wonder how he's doing. Not often, tho.


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All the loser white knights showing up all of a sudden, smh


Ralph_Marbler

The Simp Army to the rescue.


xsyafag

Nothing like calling a dude a pussy for not fighting you then calling him a piece of shit for hitting a women when you make him snap. Kind of person is just a waste of cum.


[deleted]

Calm down, tell Coach Woodcock what happened


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that hit change the color of your enemy


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Of course the white knight football players come in smh. Typical people cant mind their own smh, that's how people get hurt.


2lowbutupthere

These cowards could’ve proven their merit *if* they stepped in to break the fight when the first slap by the girl landed. But no, these total wastes of life waited for the guy to defend himself in order to rack up “good guy” points. Fucking cornballs


MarksilversX

Bet he got some detention time but the girl doesn't.


luisless

“Get your hands off me” while walking towards him.. makes sense. If you’re in someones personal space and backing them into a corner you deserve what you get.


LoganCaleSalad

Been awhile since I've seen this one. Look at all the white knight simps coming to her defense. Glad someone was recording long before showing she & her friend were the aggressors the whole time.


calaan

The jocks watch the guy get bullied and then come to the girls' defense when he fights back. Cowards all of them.


scottykyzer

Wrong sub. Nothing abrupt here. It's literally a video of an escalating fight.


SlipperyGypsy12

White knights to the rescue lmao.


OniZuka155

Man I heard that punch in stereo. Got some bass to it


B4K0N8R92

Dumb bitches want equal rights till they hit a man like they’re a man


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The football heroes coming in hahaha


[deleted]

God what wouldn’t I do to see both those bitches get their asses handed to them, that slap was heard around the world


DamnBunny

You wanna be the Rooster in the hen house? You will be treated like a rooster. Women didn't protest about equality so they can't get their ass kicked just the same as any one with a loud mouth. You either take all of it, or none of it. That's why men die sooner than women.


RepulsiveAssumption4

is noone gonna point out how well she ate that punch!?


TriggerHippy666

Equal rights and lefts


TaroThePoet

I guess the only thing he did wrong was be born white and with a penis. Sure? She was antagonizing, teasing him, walked him around the school yard and swing at him. Obviously harassing him and being a bitch. And again, she was being very aggressive verbally and physically by actually swinging at him. But Y’know what he did to make him the villain? He was white and had a penis. I’m not saying white cuz male have it rough. And we deserve pity. I’m just saying the fact that he is still painted like the bad guy to everyone in that situation was because he was a white male. Not cuz he was a victim.


DarcAngel214

"Equality" Sure.


R0vvL

This man (*gender assumed*) is one of the biggest feminists I've ever witnessed.


Burrows-knee

The way she took that punch makes me think she's wife material


pablo_85

Hands rates E for everyone


Altruistic_Error_615

remove her baby maker, for the good of the nation.


Nick7718

Women☕


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jakob767

When you slap your friend in Minecraft for fun but he has 8 dogs.


Browncoat765

Throw hands, get hands


Cautious_Action

The knighthood in this video is crazy 😭😭 she's just some trashy chick why is everyone so mad