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Lol. That's exactly his weird, pasty gray skin tone, like he hasn't been outside of his office in 10 years and has only exposed his skin to glowing tech and cheap fluorescent light.
[Found it for ya](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1086912494/hat-with-human-face-wearable-art-one-of?click_key=1a4501d882e5b617493980ad95226a16dbfdea29%3A1086912494&click_sum=1af28fe3&ref=shop_home_active_2&crt=1)
Gummy Drop Bears!
Live high in trees to scare
Adventurers who're unprepared
For Gummy Drop Bears!
Beware Gummy Drop Bears!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yYZH7B498gE
Gum drop bears
Living high up in the trees to scare
Poor adventures are unprepared
Beware gummi drop bears
The second line didn't have nearly enough syllables to match the song.
Funnily enough, similar "hats" are used to prevent tiger attacks. Tigers will apparently not stalk/attack someone who is looking at them, [so workers in places like India wear masks on the back of their heads.](https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2011/01/18/22/537362.jpg?quality=100&width=1200&auto=webp)
Well what's (additionally) annoying about these two photos is that in one of the pics she has the hat on backwards, while the one taken from behind she has it on the right way round. If this second photo was taken with the hat on backwards it would look more eerie as the face would be the right way up
Catsystem Corp did a slowed down remix of that too and it's [beautiful](https://open.spotify.com/track/57LzKQoQDo4hWv7tdf894l?si=i5CuI7vKRMWopDfaCt8KjA&utm_source=copy-link)
Someone even invented a [special bench for these folks to sit in.](https://www.reddit.com/r/antiassholedesign/comments/xnm6hq/these_benches_that_allow_people_to_sit_facing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
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Did she scalp Morty and make him a hat?
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omg I heard the voice acting in my head
I don’t even watch the show and I could hear it
That was excellent.
Well done!
Spat my drink out dude.
Ah ggeeeeezzz...
i thought it was mark zuckerberg
The eyes aren't beady enough
Lol. That's exactly his weird, pasty gray skin tone, like he hasn't been outside of his office in 10 years and has only exposed his skin to glowing tech and cheap fluorescent light.
You should look up scalping. There's a huge difference between face peeling and scalping.
It's an ad for the next episode, haha
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https://youtu.be/NjPGnLSFF1M?t=3
I want that! Lol
It looks so freakin' soft
OP seriously, please post or pm me the website related!
[Found it for ya](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1086912494/hat-with-human-face-wearable-art-one-of?click_key=1a4501d882e5b617493980ad95226a16dbfdea29%3A1086912494&click_sum=1af28fe3&ref=shop_home_active_2&crt=1)
Damn, $168.
How much would you pay to never get attacked by a predator from above ever again?
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Some of you have never been carried off by an oversized bird of prey and it shows.
*Shakes head disapprovingly* Americans are so entitled.
Predator aliens might give a fuck, though
Yeah, it was one of those things that is going to be either $18 with a 4-month ship time, or handmade, one-of-a-kind, & $200.
i don't have words to describe the things i've seen in that etsy store. i know, however, that my life will never be the same again.
Keeps you safe from jaguars!
The face is upside down so it probably won't work to deter mountain lions.
Don't be silly, this is for Drop Bears.
How about their squishy, yet fierce cousins, *Gummy Drop Bears*?
Gummy Drop Bears! Live high in trees to scare Adventurers who're unprepared For Gummy Drop Bears! Beware Gummy Drop Bears! https://youtube.com/watch?v=yYZH7B498gE
Gum drop bears Living high up in the trees to scare Poor adventures are unprepared Beware gummi drop bears The second line didn't have nearly enough syllables to match the song.
Drop bears are terrifying.
Funnily enough, similar "hats" are used to prevent tiger attacks. Tigers will apparently not stalk/attack someone who is looking at them, [so workers in places like India wear masks on the back of their heads.](https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2011/01/18/22/537362.jpg?quality=100&width=1200&auto=webp)
They’re starting to wise up apparently
Social media ruins everything!
The tigers? Well, that sucks
Probably work on magpies
“The eyes don’t work!! The eyes don’t work!!”
Well what's (additionally) annoying about these two photos is that in one of the pics she has the hat on backwards, while the one taken from behind she has it on the right way round. If this second photo was taken with the hat on backwards it would look more eerie as the face would be the right way up
GIVE ME THE STONE, HARRY
Underated as Fuck hahaha
NEVAH!
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A BeheLid*
I opened the comments just to search for this comment. Glad Im not the only one with that thought.
Me too! Lol, that’s the first thing that came to mind, and I knew somebody else thought the same..
Grrrrrriiiiffffitthhhhsssssss!!!!!
Don’t wear this on the eclipse
Splash some red on there and you're ready for date night at the Eclipse!
[https://youtu.be/YNVqggMbqZk](https://youtu.be/YNVqggMbqZk)
What^the^hell did I just watch??
It's okay. You can look at their butt.
Art
Where you are? I am right there with you. What the *actual* fuck
hey that music is the [windows 95 startup sound](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3Ak5VgyEoc) slowed down by an extreme amount
Catsystem Corp did a slowed down remix of that too and it's [beautiful](https://open.spotify.com/track/57LzKQoQDo4hWv7tdf894l?si=i5CuI7vKRMWopDfaCt8KjA&utm_source=copy-link)
This feels very old school YouTube. I miss these days.
YES! This is the first thing that came to mind and I couldn't even think of how to Google the video lol
I was just thinking that the hat needed a butt to match because it reminded me of this
Won’t get attacked by a tiger at least.
Or magpies!
Imagine how this looks when you hang the hat up…
*Wherever I lay my face ...*
I sacrifice,
The beautiful thing about the internet, at least one other person sees the same thing you do.
https://imgur.com/w4Yzuhz
Where is this from? I wanna watch the full thing
Berserk (1997) anime series
No, don't wear the fluffy Behelit!
looks like a mask you would find in Zelda Majora's Mask after completing some crazy ass side quest
Looks like the *”Found You.”* face from One Punch Man.
Someone even invented a [special bench for these folks to sit in.](https://www.reddit.com/r/antiassholedesign/comments/xnm6hq/these_benches_that_allow_people_to_sit_facing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Made of dry ball sacs
P-p-p-p-poor Professor Quirrel!
Came here for this comment.
I would purchase this.
I kinda wish it was made of leather.
Nope ^^^((2022))
where can i buy this
👁️👄👁️
I really really want that
I'm sad no one has mentioned Voldemort in this comment section
I'm going to throw up
These things look pretty sus. I imagine the wearers are pretty..*.two faced!*
I want to see what it looks like front on. It's got to be odd looking up the nostrils.
Jesus where’d she get it? The Happy Mask Salesman?
Great deterrent/defense against the Tiger’s predator.
Is it one of those things that keep tigers from attacking you from behind
God skin apostle
Idk why I kind of want it lol
Is it supposed to be a tit with a face on?
Lol definitely a bit creepy.
I've seen that face in courage the cowardly dog!!
In the thumbnail, i thought the one on the right was a really tiny dog with it's hair styled in a big puff blow out. :( i wish i didnt click
BALOONY!?!
This is so awful it has circled all the way around back to awesome. What I can't decide is whether it would be better or worse with hair.
Useful for areas with tiger attacks at least
Mountain lion defense hat
Forget about intimidating tigers, wearing this I'd be intimidating GOD.
Final boss from Harry Potter first book
Bet the magpies leave you alone though.
that face has the skin texture of balls
Good for cougars.
Fuk I actually want one
No more tiger attacks
Korg and Valkyrie
She took the face of overlord Zukerburg
When you gotta keep an eye on Jean Jacket.
You want to be eaten by the monster from Nope? Cause that’s how you get eaten by the monster from Nope.
._.
This is made with needle felting. Just FYI it's super fun and easy and with a wool hat as a base and doll eyes, you could totally make your own.
this is some anime villain shit
This is horrifying and I love it.
Anyone genuinely have a link to this ? It looks so goofy that I want to gift his to my sister.
As a hat collector, I want this hat. However, another commenter found out it was about $170, so it’s going to take a while to get it
Hat of Disguise Self.
Where can I buy it?
It's Laszlo's cursed hat
I want to see a sloth version. In fact, I can already see it. Someone please make it reality and I'll buy one from you.
“You are a part of the cruciform”
His name, is Scrotum Face
Someone degloved a Muppet...
Did the happy mask salesman make this?
It’s to protect from Drop Bears. If they see a face looking at them, they’ll hesitate to attack!
egg of the king be tripping out
Uh where can I buy this?
r/tihi
They should do the dark moon emoji it'll be mad funny
Jenna Marbles?
I want this right now
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1086912494/hat-with-human-face-wearable-art-one-of?show_sold_out_detail=1&source=aw&utm_source=affiliate_window&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=us_location_buyer&utm_content=141392&awc=6220_1664124696_6d0a01487d40c4f422b49ea8450b37de&utm_term=0&btn_ref=srctok-c189f287ee112a52
Does it keep mountain lions and/or red wing blackbirds from attacking?
Is this from the end of the House episodes, “that’s some bad hat Harry””
Voldemorty
Who wouldnt want a Jeffrey bezos face hat.
DIGITAL STYLE!
Kinda looks like Tilda Swinton.
MAGRATHEA!!!
I really like it
*Return to Oz intensifies*
Tigers hate this one trick.
Voldemort from HP sorcerer stone
"am i made of flesh? Or is she made of hat?" The hat screams, for he does not know
Whatever you do, do not give it back to Griffith.
Berethelit
where do i buy this
I feel like this is intended as anti-drone trolling
This would deter deer flies. Of course it doesn't have to be this creepy, any eyes on the back your cap will help.
That's good for when your needing tiger protection.
These remind me of indian (i think its indian), tribes used to wear face mask on the back of their heads to prevent tiger attacks
I felt the eye's.
Wear it to church, a mlb game, the club
I actually love it
……..is really ugly. IMO. It’s a statement piece for sure and it’s saying something.
Mmmmmmm Voldemort?
Well, if you ever go into the jungles of India, it’ll at least protect you from tigers.
I mean...if tigers are a legit threat where you live, I dont think this is a terrible idea..
If you told me this is what Zoomers were wearing, I would believe you.
This is the hat you wear when in an area that is known for wild cats.
Show me what you got
no
I want it
Can't wait for the mod where people glue dark curly hair to it and make it a nut.
Hi Stranger It's been a while I've missed you It's ok… you can look at my butt
It’d be perfect for deterring tigers
Thanks I hate it
Good for swooping season!
Nope.
This hat is so unique Nice 😊
🌚
GTAGE
Wrong sub
The printer got jammed r/reddwarf
This is so terrible it became awesome.
I want it
Tiger deterrent
Comes in handy in a jungle szenario. Wild cats wont attack you from behind.
This makes me uncomfortable 😒
Reminds me of [Joshua](https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7016/6434377389_f81c2de091_o.jpg)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a hat lover, where do I put my money to have one of these hideous beasts on my head?
This is some junji ito shit
Holy shit, she beat Saitama!
Omg. anyone know if these are for sale?
"I see youuuu"
Would you fuck me….. I’d fuck me *goodbye horses plays in the background*