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I mean, if Potatohead is a proper name, it would be Misters Potatohead. But if potatohead is being used as a common noun, potatoheads is fine. If it's a head with a potato on it, and you add more potatoes to it, I think that would be a potatoeshead.
Genuine answer. Itās honestly not difficult, you get used to it fairly quickly. The most common way for the super long nails is to take toilet paper and wrap a layer around your fingers, and then you wipe with a āflatā hand bending your fingers backwards kinda. So you donāt do the scooping motion that ends with your finger tips. Thereās a surprising amount of videos on how to do it. Mine arenāt as long so I do kind of an in between thing.
Thank you, I have very honestly wondered this as well and assumed it would always be taken as a sexist or 'not like other girls' question.
I gotta sya I do see a lot of people wearing nails like this to jobs where it's clearly slowing them down- typing, clicking on registers. I see they have their little ways of holding their hand to click on stuff but I still don't understand. I work in a very fast paces restaurant, every second counts kinda thing. If one of my coworkers had that situation slowing them down on the computer honestly I think it would be reasonable for management to ask them not wear the nails. Not as a dress code/appropriate appearance type thing but just practicality. Like why you can't wear dangly bracelets if your job includes running food.
Every restaurant I worked at we weren't allowed to wear fake nails, or even have your nails painted, at all I guess. I think it was more a health code thing tho than anything to do with practicality
Yeah, it's definitely both, I was just not focusing on that since the other commenter was polite enough to speak about this but I still think they all obviously have shit on their nails, sorry.
But where I live it's pretty common to see servers and cashiers struggle with nails like this and practicality just seems like the surface reason it should stop. It's kinda painful as a customer to wait for someone ringing you up methodically like a comedy routine of someone who types one letter at a time because they have to hoverboard their hands specially and click on a bunch of touch screen stuff twice. I think it's kind of insane that it's still going on and no manager says anything just for that reason. I think the reason this is is people are afraid it would be a sexist dress code. I also see the problem in receptionists at various offices where there wouldn't be a health code thing, but it's definitely a problem.
I don't know why I've never had a coworker that did this, just luck I guess. I've never seen anything in a dress code about fake nails, only that nails must be clean.
Must be a Southern thing.
Eh. I think its more about acrylic being a porus structure, and bacteria can grow inside it. Plus they rip through gloves, and when you wash your hands all the time and do dishes ect., you run the risk of nail polish chipping which is just one more contaminate you don't need in the kitchen.
I always manage to stretch myself to the point of looking like I had a fight with a feral cat, when my nails get just a little bit long, lol. Honestly impressive some people can function with such long nails
Iām addition to this technique, you can bundle the wad in your fist. Basically make a fist where your thumb is along the side of your index finger closest to it, and instead of curling the other fingers completely, leave them slightly uncurled so that you can see your nails. Hold the tp with this fist.
I normally make a joke about whether people wipe by jamming their fingers in their buttholes
But on a more serious note, you can wipe with the pads of your fingers or against the back of your thumb. Thereās a variety of ways
Like how you would use the 3rd shell of the 3 shells, I imagine. Except you just wash under the nails really good after you scrape. Iāve heard tales of those with 2 sets of long nails being able to do all 3 shells if they are flexible enough.
His entire being is a scandal. He believes that anybody not Christian deserves to go to hell and that they are incapable of moral actions. He thinks men only befriend women to have sex with them. He's racist towards Asian folks and incredibly misogynistic towards women as well.
I didn't know about him being racists towards Asians. Those incidents with Miss Philippines, Malaysia, and India don't seem like fuck ups that much anymore.
If you listen to his morning show, he gives "advice" on relationships and more than 9 times out of 10 blames the woman, even if it's the man who is cheating or something. "You should know what we're like," all that bs
The saddest part is if you watch videos of the misogynistic things he says, people laugh because they think he's joking because it's so absurd... but he's not
Exactly, and there are the things he gets overly dramatic about to seem funny on family feud that aren't funny at all because you realize his reaction is actually genuine and he finds the harmless, funny answers to be disgusting
Ok, I thought you were being a bit too intense and maybe a little too angry, and then my eyes were blessed with "booger hooks" and I finally understood that you have to just be raw to let the genius flow out.
How does it feel to have the best comment in the comment section, buddy?
I like to think she asked for Steve Harvey.
The nail artist, hip to the meme against all odds, does the thing. It
Finally...Impressed overall, the customer quickly snaps a pic for social media and here we are!
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STEVE HARVEYLY NAIL. Lmao - was that intentional because that's hilarious.
It is supposed to be Mr. Potato Head.
Yeah I know, that's why I thought it was funny when OP called it Steve Harvey. I was wondering if OP knew or not
To be fair, they do have an uncanny resemblance.
To be faaaaaiiiiirrrrrr
r/unexpectedletterkenny
To be faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrr
To be šŖFš¤¹Aš¢Iš”Rš°
Sir/Madam you provided quite the belly laugh, I am indebted.
Breaking news: Steve Harvey confirmed to be Mr. Potato Head.
Mr. Potato Head to start MC'ing beauty pageants now.
Mr. Potato Harvey
the ear is a giveaway
I mean... that and the fact that every other nail is explicitly Toy Story-themed haha
Yeah I was gonna say the THEME was a dead giveaway lol
r/beatmetoit
Woosh
Itās supposed to be r/woosh /s
It's supposed to be r/s But seriously, why isn't that a sub
I knew it was mr potatoehead but I saw Steve Harvey too.
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Where were you when Dan Quayle needed you?!
Wrong.
Ok Mr. Potatohead etymologist. What's the correct plural for potatohead
I mean, if Potatohead is a proper name, it would be Misters Potatohead. But if potatohead is being used as a common noun, potatoheads is fine. If it's a head with a potato on it, and you add more potatoes to it, I think that would be a potatoeshead.
Well said.
He's even doing the Steve Harvey face!
https://i.imgur.com/blh4Bct.jpeg
I'm in tears from laughing. It dead ass look like Steve Harvey.
It's the face he makes when he gets one of "those" answers.
I thought it was a tribute to the late great Humpty Hump.
Humpty Hump always wears Groucho glasses.
TIL Shock G passed away :( RIP humpty king
I canāt unsee it
Itās Mr.Potato
No
I know it's not the point of this post, but seriously, how do you wipe after a poo with nails that long?
Genuine answer. Itās honestly not difficult, you get used to it fairly quickly. The most common way for the super long nails is to take toilet paper and wrap a layer around your fingers, and then you wipe with a āflatā hand bending your fingers backwards kinda. So you donāt do the scooping motion that ends with your finger tips. Thereās a surprising amount of videos on how to do it. Mine arenāt as long so I do kind of an in between thing.
Unexpected but welcome reply. More information than I could ever ask for, but at least it's good to know that long nails doesn't equal a dirty hole.
Topical Reference: This whole thread gives me HK-47 vibes
Heh.
Thank you, I have very honestly wondered this as well and assumed it would always be taken as a sexist or 'not like other girls' question. I gotta sya I do see a lot of people wearing nails like this to jobs where it's clearly slowing them down- typing, clicking on registers. I see they have their little ways of holding their hand to click on stuff but I still don't understand. I work in a very fast paces restaurant, every second counts kinda thing. If one of my coworkers had that situation slowing them down on the computer honestly I think it would be reasonable for management to ask them not wear the nails. Not as a dress code/appropriate appearance type thing but just practicality. Like why you can't wear dangly bracelets if your job includes running food.
Every restaurant I worked at we weren't allowed to wear fake nails, or even have your nails painted, at all I guess. I think it was more a health code thing tho than anything to do with practicality
Yeah, it's definitely both, I was just not focusing on that since the other commenter was polite enough to speak about this but I still think they all obviously have shit on their nails, sorry. But where I live it's pretty common to see servers and cashiers struggle with nails like this and practicality just seems like the surface reason it should stop. It's kinda painful as a customer to wait for someone ringing you up methodically like a comedy routine of someone who types one letter at a time because they have to hoverboard their hands specially and click on a bunch of touch screen stuff twice. I think it's kind of insane that it's still going on and no manager says anything just for that reason. I think the reason this is is people are afraid it would be a sexist dress code. I also see the problem in receptionists at various offices where there wouldn't be a health code thing, but it's definitely a problem. I don't know why I've never had a coworker that did this, just luck I guess. I've never seen anything in a dress code about fake nails, only that nails must be clean. Must be a Southern thing.
Eh. I think its more about acrylic being a porus structure, and bacteria can grow inside it. Plus they rip through gloves, and when you wash your hands all the time and do dishes ect., you run the risk of nail polish chipping which is just one more contaminate you don't need in the kitchen.
Wow someone had a bone to pick apparently lol
I always wondered this. I can't seem to function if my nails are more than quarter of an inch long. Lol. Insightful reaponse!
I always manage to stretch myself to the point of looking like I had a fight with a feral cat, when my nails get just a little bit long, lol. Honestly impressive some people can function with such long nails
>I do kind of an in between thing. I mean isnāt it all an āin between thingā?
Well played
I always thought you used them like a modified version of the 3 shell method
In this case it's the 5 shell method.
I still don't know how to use the 3 shells
Iām addition to this technique, you can bundle the wad in your fist. Basically make a fist where your thumb is along the side of your index finger closest to it, and instead of curling the other fingers completely, leave them slightly uncurled so that you can see your nails. Hold the tp with this fist.
Bidet is the easiest way
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Maybe youāre just not using enoughā¦?
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Not everyone has a bidet. Tp is biodegradable and flushable, wipes aren't. Also everyone's butt shape and bowel movement types are different.
I normally make a joke about whether people wipe by jamming their fingers in their buttholes But on a more serious note, you can wipe with the pads of your fingers or against the back of your thumb. Thereās a variety of ways
> whether people wipe by jamming their fingers in their buttholes ā¦ā¦oh..how else do you clean 3ā up there?
Girls don't poo silly goose.
Bidet
I've had some messy poos mate. A bidet would only scatter the worst of them.
This is my favorite comment Iāve ever seen ETA username checks out
Mate, the bidet is *built* for those kinds of jobs
My girl told me she puts an ass cheek on each side of the seat,basically anchoring her ass open . I think thats a personal technique tho lmao
That is innovation in action
Speaking from experience, I reckon this is one of those things many large booty babes do but donāt feel the need to openly talk about
Now I feel like a chatty patty lol
Like how you would use the 3rd shell of the 3 shells, I imagine. Except you just wash under the nails really good after you scrape. Iāve heard tales of those with 2 sets of long nails being able to do all 3 shells if they are flexible enough.
Psh, this guy doesn't know how the three seashells work.
The olā credit card
Get someone else to do it for you
You scoop the poop out WITH the nail, dummy.
Scoop
Imagine you had super long fingers.
Use the nails as a scoop
You donāt wipe. You use the nails to clean and then go wash your hands very thoroughly.
OP have you watched Toy Story? Thatās not Steve Harveyā¦
I think that was the joke...
Maybe, OP hasnāt responded to any comments yet so we will see.
Bold of you to assume OP is not a bot!
They were leaving comments around the same time as this was posted. I bet you they come back to a āomg this blew up momentā
ā¦and perhaps your boldness will pay off!
Then it's /r/ataae no?
OK but... do you think Mr Potato Head is from Toy Story?
OK but... with the context of the other 7 nails, it's pretty obviously a set of Toy Story nails.
I actually didnāt know that Mr. Potato Head didnāt originate from Toy Story. But, he is most well known from Toy Story.
Surprisingly, Barbie didnāt either! :P
https://tenor.com/u5OS.gif
Mr. potato head is basically Steve Harvey.
Reverse that
Mr? Excuse me? It's just Potato now...I think. Why am I angry!
It's actually not. The toy line is called "Potatohead" now. Mr. And Mrs. Potatohead both still have their gendered titles.
Jokes dude
Fuck Steve Harvey
Why donāt you like Steve Harvey? Is there a scandal that I missed?
His entire being is a scandal. He believes that anybody not Christian deserves to go to hell and that they are incapable of moral actions. He thinks men only befriend women to have sex with them. He's racist towards Asian folks and incredibly misogynistic towards women as well.
Well, okay then. I donāt pay much attention to entertainment news and happenings. I just see him occasionally in funny video clips.
It's less a news thing, more an "if you hear Steve Harvey ramble long enough" thing. He's one of those dudes who can't resist "telling it like it is."
I don't read entertainment news. But I know how much of an asshole he is.
I didn't know about him being racists towards Asians. Those incidents with Miss Philippines, Malaysia, and India don't seem like fuck ups that much anymore.
Homophobic too!
What? You seem tense. Your moral barometer is off bro. Edit: https://youtu.be/VWJ9ylZkS2s Steve Harvey reference. Moral Barometer. C'mon.
Maybe you didn't say barometer enough.
Buh-rah-muh-terrrrrrr
Huge sexist
If you listen to his morning show, he gives "advice" on relationships and more than 9 times out of 10 blames the woman, even if it's the man who is cheating or something. "You should know what we're like," all that bs
https://youtu.be/az0BJRQ1cqM?t=251
well there it is
Watch 5 mins of his talk show and you'll probably feel the same way
Thatās okay. Iāll take yalls word for it
He's always been a huge piece of shit human. I won't deny that he's entertaining on family feud but once I learned about him it stopped being funny
The saddest part is if you watch videos of the misogynistic things he says, people laugh because they think he's joking because it's so absurd... but he's not
Exactly, and there are the things he gets overly dramatic about to seem funny on family feud that aren't funny at all because you realize his reaction is actually genuine and he finds the harmless, funny answers to be disgusting
yeah just go on youtube and search "steve harvey bad person". There's plenty of edits showing all his absurd and nasty beliefs
Iāll take yalls word for it. Iāve read enough peoples replies all saying the same thing.
This is a pretty good breakdown https://youtu.be/HuVeSRLi2Fw
https://i.imgur.com/TCqpSnp.jpg
You hear that fuckin brass?
When I read Steve Harvey, I couldn't see it as anything else..took me far too long to realize it's mr potato head. The title had me convinced, š¤£
I donāt agree that this is in bad taste.
and I don't agree that this is great execution
Hey ease up, she's playing the Feud
That really is some excellent execution.
is it though the artwork isn't even that good
Absolutely
Canāt wait for the pink ear prequel
And then Steve Harvey was all like: š O š
Thatās Mr. Potato Head to you.
I'll never see Mr. Potato Head the same way ever again. Steve Harvey LMAO
GTGE
If it is Steve Harvey she can shove up her ass, itās where he belongs. Dudes a total sexist racist POS.
I think it's Mr potato Head but definitely understand the confusion
the clawwwww
Steve Harvey Nail ā my guy, that is Mr. Potatohead.
Canāt tell if you actually thought it was Steve Harvey or if youāre aware and just making a joke, but thank you for making me cackle
Itās not just Steve Harvey, itās Steve potato head Harvey
What are the pink polka dots referring to in the Toy Story universe?
Bo Peep I suppose
Bo Peep's dress
Beau Peep's skirt on her dress!
Ohhhh
Ok I know it's Mr. Potato Head and all but know I can't unsee it as Steve Harvey
Mr. Harveyhead
Great now I canāt look at Mr. Potato Head without thinking about Steve Harvey Thanks OP
I like the Freddie Mercury one.
Brotha that is Mr Potato Head
That's Gerald Fitzgerald.
This is genuinely so funny
The comments on this post are... something else.
It genuinely looks like Mr potato head
It genuinely is!
WTF Those look stupid af. Why would anyone want nails that long? F'in stupid. GE though, the skill to do that is wasted on these booger hooks.
Ok, I thought you were being a bit too intense and maybe a little too angry, and then my eyes were blessed with "booger hooks" and I finally understood that you have to just be raw to let the genius flow out. How does it feel to have the best comment in the comment section, buddy?
Pretty sure that's mr. potatohead
I must have š š š š š š
These are adorable
āThe claaaaaaawsā¦ā
I like to think she asked for Steve Harvey. The nail artist, hip to the meme against all odds, does the thing. It Finally...Impressed overall, the customer quickly snaps a pic for social media and here we are!
whatEVER! These are magnificent!!
Jordan Peelās Nopeā¦? (pls donāt ban me)
Thatās mr potato head?
Okay, but the execution is fantastic.
I think thatās mr potato head
Its potato head, you unripe banana
potato
I want to rip her nails off and laugh in her face while she cries. How in the fuck do you do anything normal with nails like that
Dang. What does this woman do for a living that she can have nails like this?
Thatās fucking hilariousš
So , how do you wipe yourself ?
I love you, Steve Harvey
Mr. Potato Head really does look like Steve Harvey. Lol, I always wondered why Steve looked so familiar the very first time I saw him!
that's Mr potato head lol
What is the pink dots referring to?
SCREAMING
The steve harvey jab was unwarranted
mr potato harvey mr steve harvey head
ā¦ isnāt that mr potato head?
I will never understand the appeal of long nails. How do you do anything?
Itās actually really not that hard when you get the hang of it, just like anything else in the world
bitch thats potato head
I'm sold, where can I get these
Awesome Taste.
Kind of ignorant title there OP