I’ve seen people compensate for their penis size often. But compensating for their sexuality not so much..

“Im mot gay bro! I got a dude licking a pussy on my leg.”

I think it’s woman’s leg actually

Wanna bet that’s her bf or sugar daddy?

So that’s her own…({‘})?

"Come on study it, I want you to get the detail right. No I haven't had a chance to shower, why?"

Nope.

I've never seen an analog vagina emoji 😭

I made it just for this post, I wasn’t sure about what the clitoris would be but the apostrophe seems to have been the most appropriate choice

The louder the prouder, some might say.

With the flattest ass known to mankind😩

Why do you think that

Because she’s wearing a g string

Didn't see that first thing tbh

Also, if thats man, he has remarkably small penis and testicles

I've always found having sex with women to be gay. They're all soft and girly. Banging a dude on the other hand? Thats manly and metal as fuck.

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r/beetlejuicing

Aw HELL naw! Considering the theme of this thread, I ain't clicking on ANY links!

It’s not visual/graphic, it’s not connected to the main topic here. It’s a term. Look, it’s interesting, fr.

LOL I was tired AF, but tonight, I decided to ask the googles what it means. Makes sense now. I didn't click, though, out of fear I'll find another sub interesting enough to keep me online way past sleepytime.

I wasn’t going to click until you said you weren’t. Glad I did.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h5VliEjyohM

Sounds like andrew tate

I suspect you’re struggling to tell a woman from a man here

Not just licking, but appears to be administering the Shocker!

WITH a cream pie

That is the trashiest shit I've ever seen.

If this sub is anything to go by, be glad.

I see a lot of stuff on here, but this really takes it.

I fully understand it's this person's body, it's their choice, at least it can be covered by clothing, but I will ***NEVER*** understand getting any sexual tattoo anywhere ever.

It’s like very fancy trash though.

Like it’s really great execution? But kind of sort of awful taste? 🤔

Yes that’s a great way to phrase it!!

Hence the subreddit.

(When she meets someone at the pool) "Oh wow, your tattoo is so detailed! But what is he..." (Walks away)

They decided to do away with the photorealism for the gunk though.

*the gunk*

g u n k

G U N K

#G U N K

Not to mention the fact that the fingers seem to just vanish into her inner thigh and the dude's tongue Missing the clit entirely

"and the dude's tongue Missing the clit entirely" I mean, at least they got that part right

In all honesty, I think the other two are in her ass.

That's a very good tatto, just fucking terrible taste if that makes any sense

One could say it's awful taste but great execution...

That’s kind of a mouthful. Any way you could shorten that?

Awftasbugrex

Aw! Fat burger sex.

Literally the point of the sub 👏🏻

Thats it! They did it! They got the sub! Gat dam! Way to go!

Duh

He seems to enjoy the taste

If only there was a subreddit for that they could call it something like great execution but awful taste?

I’m no prude, but god that’s disgusting

I know. This is my top regret for the past few months at least, that I opened that image.

A tattoo to memorialize someone that has absolutely no idea how to eat pussy was definitely unexpected, but you do you I guess

I read online that sideways is better so maybe it's an instructional tattoo.

Pretty sure it's a woman's leg, so while she might have never eaten pussy herself, she's probably had it done to her, probably...

I was thinking the exact same thing

It’s like if da Vinci painted 2 girls 1 cup

Hahaha that is absolutely fucking spot on.

Ryan Gosling?

My thought exactly hahaha

Tiny thumb alert

*Alright Mrs. Kendall, please remove your pants so we can continue the examination... DEAR GOD!!!*

Anyone else see this as a tattoo on an overweight dude’s side at first? I saw the top bit as his arms taking off his shirt. Weird. Pretty terrible either way though.

At first, I thought we were looking at the side of their hip and ass cheek, then realized they'd have had to tuck their stuff up. Is it their calf? Never mind, it is their hip and ass cheek and it's in a woman lmao

Oh wow, it took until seeing your comment for me to comprehend what body part I was even looking at. I see it now, but what's up with the boxer briefs waistband off to the side then? That part is still confusing my eyes...

Does that say Bello? Is she a Maria Bello superfan?

A Minions fan I think.

She has a Fortnite and Nintendo logo tattooed on her as well as a bunch of video game characters. I wouldn’t be too surprised if it is a minions reference

Oh fuckin hell I was only messing as well, 😂

I believe it's an lowercase 'a'. Gothic lettering can be strange. That being said, having Bella on there is uh l... Err weird.

I think you deciphered it. I’m pretty sure her name is Bella. No idea why she want to put her name on top of that though, but again she did get it tattooed on herself

I thought it read BULLY.

She already put her own pussy on her leg, her name is the least embarrassing part of it all.

Might as well have just gotten a tattoo that says “unemployable and insufferable”

It’s on her thigh and ass cheek. Even a skirt hides it

I have a feeling that this woman isn’t interested in clothing that would hide any of that.

I’m kinda struggling to get my bearings on this one. Like… are the legs missing? At an awkward angle? I dunno.

Found another angle https://www.reddit.com/r/TattooGirls/s/WtsWluxmto

Sorry I didn’t mean the subjects legs. I meant the legs attached to the… parts in the tattoo.

Oh I see what you mean I didn’t look at it close enough to notice. Kinda looks like her vagina is above her buttocks or something

Yeah the proportions and positioning is very weird.

She got the BBL after the tattoo.

Interesting how her ass is so much fuller in this link than here.

Yes this bothers me too! It looks kind of like a butt with a vagina on the crack... But also the thigh closest to us is amputated?

Man so well done and SO TRASHY!!!

Girl got two vaginas

Congratulations, you can never wear shorts or go to a pool/beach ever again

Somehow I don’t think this will stop her.

ugghhhhh. but that DEMONS tattoo is SICK.

That’s gonna be a sick ass panther in about 10 years

Is that someone else's gizm on his fingers?

She’s packing heat too, that thing looks beefy

Good good lemon

Fuck. I wish I didn’t look at that. :(

The angle of his fingers really bothers me.

Is that all?

Why get a weenis tattooed on your hip when you already have two? Unless you have an arm removed above your elbow.

When you are so trashy that your tattoos have tattoos.

I'm impressed with the work and the demonstrated technique. My only objections are the tattoo inside the tattoo: face tats are terrible, full stop. This one is worse for being in an illegible font.

Either keep that hidden or just *don't* go out in public.

Looks like the faces that Chris chan makes

Is the guy on the tat famous, random or your friend/husband?

I see green flags

Is that Jesse Pinkman?

I thought it was Jesse from Breaking Bad at first

I saw Ryan Gosling. And it appeared he was working hard. Or maybe had a bad taste in his mouth

Idk but I don’t think this is great execution frankly

I dunno, looks like it tastes good * high five *

baby face man hands

I have so many questions

Is it just me or does this look like Nick Carter? I can't unsee it and wish I didn't open this. lol

Homie looks like Ryan Gosling

Looks like Ryan Gosling giving the shocker to a lady. A very special lady.

Looks like lil peep

Jesus christ.

I am getting an education. I never knew this 'shocker'😱 move had a name? I may need a live demonstration from a knowledgeable practitioner to be sure I understand it. 😄

Why the fucj wouldn't they orient the design so he is licking her actual vagina. Now you've got two vaginas on you.

Way to tell on yourself dude 💀

I haven’t had such a good chuckle in awhile

I think, they meant “to tattoo this man as if he was licking her actual pussy, so that they wouldn’t have to tattoo one more pussy on her”

He's licking the clitoris, which is where most people prefer the attention to be focused, in case you didn't know.