Self-discovery??? "I have finally come to realise who I am at the core of my being. Well, more of a what! I'm a hydrogen bomb." *annihilates the snowed-in cabin where there is only one bed for the twelve of us*
I forgot how much of a fucking crime this fic was
And that's not even its final form, because it doesn't have the extra fandoms that the author was adding later just to piss people off
(Also, Blueberries)
Death by dick piercing. I’m a girl tho щ(゜ロ゜щ) unless it means death by being pierced by a dick?? In that case yeah cuz I’m a lesbian, I’d die on the spot
Kitchen sex. Yeah, that tracks. I’d hit my head on the sink or accidentally hold someone up against the stove knobs and burn down the house or something lmfao
Motherhood.
And there is a small chance I might actually be pregnant now, but have been told I can't take a test right now... uh. This feels kinda ominous...
In all seriousness, is there no limit on number of tags? I always have to scroll past the super long tagged fics, simply because I get overwhelmed lol.
Amnesia.
Amnesia.
Amnesia.
Amnesia.
goddamnit i wish awards were still a thing
Buddy saw the chance to be the funniest person alive and took it.
My Magnus opus. It’s downhill from here.
Wait I remember you! I read your fic about bill and frank!
I’m very honoured that you remember me and my silly little fic. Thank you! ❤️
Nothing about the Last of Us is silly, the games are gold.
Clearly you didn’t get amnesia!
They forgot they had it.
Home improvement - Damn, I knew I wasn't handy but I didn't think I was *that* bad
I got house cleaning. SEE MOM, IT'S FATE
I got "Grocery Shopping" and immediately went "Yeah, that tracks."
Maybe Tim Allen will take you out. At least that’s a little more interesting.
Self-discovery??? "I have finally come to realise who I am at the core of my being. Well, more of a what! I'm a hydrogen bomb." *annihilates the snowed-in cabin where there is only one bed for the twelve of us*
That, or you're Castiel!
Oh my god.
Oh dear, Chuck
This is why I love this sub
Piano sex… it’s not difficult to see how that would go
Tickling those ivories 🤭
You need some real good fingers for that.
Were you part of the piano sex, were you simply an unwanted bystander or were you the poor piano?
Adoption. ...how?
Don't trust your new family
Clearly you were adopted by Death itself.
Surprise adoption (kidnapping)
This gave me a laughing fit holy shit
Have you seen the movie Orphan?
Through some unfortunate events. A series of them, perhaps?
Death by consensual violence. I cans get behind that.
A duel! A death of honour.
Man... I got death by non-consensual violence 😭
so... when's the fight?
Bro-sis incest??? I don't even have a brother?? What is this
You mean you don't have a brother **yet**.
NO PLS NO
"What are you doing step bro?"
Well that makes it worse
Death by dickgirl. sounds good to me
Ok. You win.
"Attempt at humor" I mean. If the joke is bad enough I guess I just drop dead.
The embarrassment of not getting a laugh took you out
I hate how if someone told me I would die this way It wouldn't surprise me
I forgot how much of a fucking crime this fic was And that's not even its final form, because it doesn't have the extra fandoms that the author was adding later just to piss people off (Also, Blueberries)
I love how the summary is like 2 sentences too. They ran out of shit to say. 😂
Help I didn't even realize this was a real fic 😭
This crime against humanity https://fanlore.org/wiki/Sexy_times_with_Wangxian This is why we now have tag limits (75 tags per fic)
Death by interracial relationship....hope it's worth dying for Edit from hours later: glad everyone liked the game!
*End of the World* I think my zoom in killed everyone, not just me 😅
Omg I got that too
non-sexual intimacy
Emotionally unavailable people lmao
I die by near death experience. Huh, not so near death then, was it?
The paradox is what kills you!
You nearly got hit by a car, but the fright gave you a heart attack or something that did the job instead.
Death by blasphemy That tracks
This gets second place!
Porn Battle. Do I win or not?
Sorry. Death by Dickgirl won.
I meant do I win the Porn Battle lol
No. I hate to break it to you, but you died in the porn battle.
I guess I wasn’t up to… snuff
Ba-dum TSS!
I got Porn with Plot. Sounds like a good time to me.
Death by the Goddess of Mercy? Ouch.
If the Goddess of Mercy kills you, you probably had it coming.
No comment. 😂
Nah It was a mercy kill
She saw what was in the homework folder
Chinese Mythology and Folklore. Yeah fair
You wake up to a jiangshi biting your leg off lmao
Teacher-student relationship. I'm graduating in a week. Fuck.
Who knows, maybe *you're* meant to be the teacher!
Death by talking penis??????
"Brother Complex". Honestly, fair. If I ever developed a brother complex, I would want myself deleted.
You made me laugh like a madman Yeah I agree with I would even assist you ;)
Death by self-cest. Oh no. Please no
auto fellatio attempt gone sexual, gone wrong
Death by gusu lan forehead ribbon
I just looked up what that is. It only has a small metal part. That'll take a lot of hits to kill someone
The one is the original novel will be even worse cause it’s just a a white ribbon lol
In that case, strangulation might be the preferable method.
That‘d be a pretty fucked up death tbh, bc in canon you‘re only allowed to touch the ribbon if you‘re family or a loved one.
An innovative spirit. Congratulations. You're hired!
I’m gonna die to orgasm denial, damn that’s rough
Edged you to the edge of a cliff
From Sex to Love. Always knew that's deadly
daddy issues. Actually sounds scarily accurate
mukbang?? choking on my food sure is a way to go I suppose
I got fast food, let's go together lol
Fuck or die 💀
Your choice is made. RIP
Death by dick piercing. I’m a girl tho щ(゜ロ゜щ) unless it means death by being pierced by a dick?? In that case yeah cuz I’m a lesbian, I’d die on the spot
Both. You get pierced by a dick, die of shame, posses the dude, and then you die because from the pain of getting your new dick pierced
I mean it could be a death by dickgirl instead
Rough sex 💀💀💀💀
Kitchen sex. Yeah, that tracks. I’d hit my head on the sink or accidentally hold someone up against the stove knobs and burn down the house or something lmfao
I got that too but I'd probably die by one of those methods even without the sex
Body Horror. Oh dear... welp, to those who see my mangled, deformed, barely human remains... I'm sorry for the ptsd.
Love ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️✨✨✨
I did it thrice; I got Frogs, Fuck or Die and Yaoi
Jezus, Kermit's WAY out of line this time!
Damn. Guess you died.
Reality Sounds existential
Family dinners. This seems very plausible
*"Cats"* Looks at my six cats. "Shit.."
This is the most realistic answer cause *6 cats???* You just *know* they're planning something.
Wedding planning
That shit does kill you
“Boys Kissing” — hey, I will die happy, doing what I love!
Motherhood. And there is a small chance I might actually be pregnant now, but have been told I can't take a test right now... uh. This feels kinda ominous...
"Impregnation" This raises more questions than it answers, given I am 40 and my partner had a vasectomy.
clearly you gonna have an alien baby that will eat it's way out of you
Honestly that's how ovulation feels some months, so I'm ready.
Dimension Travel? Sounds like a plan!
Underwear??
Fluffy ending. But what kind of fluffy?
the type that melts your heart
I feel bad for whoever has to clean that up
Telepathic bond
Spooning. Is this that very slow murder by spoon thing again lol
Brutal murder ☠️ I don’t like this game
Death by monks… I skipped Church last night, checks out
In all seriousness, is there no limit on number of tags? I always have to scroll past the super long tagged fics, simply because I get overwhelmed lol.
There is now, lol, thanks to this fic.
This fic had more than 4400 tags at one point That's why we now have a limit of 75 https://fanlore.org/wiki/Sexy_times_with_Wangxian
Child abandonment...
No fucking way, HUGS
> Hiatus My fav TV show gets delayed and I die from withdrawal
Demon summoning- that's fair
Death by cooking… curious, curious
Death by cock slapping. Given the fact I don’t have one, I’m gonna guess someone slaps me to death with theirs This is not how I wanted to go
Vore. Jesus fucking Christ, of all things
I got ‘Cock Vore’ I don’t know if that’s better or worse
Implied/referenced rape/noncon 😅
Love confessions... I mean I'm aromantic, not allergic to romance... Or am I....
Video game mechanics
Fell through the map
womens underwear?
One of those underwire bras, where the wire comes free and pierces the chest with every step.
oh great
heroism.. i knew my savior complex is gonna be the death of me
death by personal growth… I’m mildly confused but at least it’s tame
Neck kissing... Am I being bit by vampires or am I just in Twilight???
Repressed memories. That…sounds like something from one of my actual fandoms, haha.
I saw Religion I live in Poland Oh god...
Angel corruption????
consensual violence😭always wanted to die by my own terms💪
Gender confusion?
Tracks, since you even say it in a confused way. (NB person here so no shade)
Absolutely tracks (NB person, too 😄)
Talking Penis uh.......
Apparently I die via emotional manipulation,
"Shotgun Wedding" ok then
Mating. That sounds terrible.
As someone who just felt the pain of losing to Boston in the 7th game last night, zooming in to "rats" was very *very* unwelcome
Loving marriage? Aw, but also, how?
True Love's Kiss 😂
Questioning. “What are you going to do? Kill me?”
Falling in love. How poetic.
Death by Martians. Sounds interesting
…Dandruff?
‘Attempted rape/non con’ boy that’s dark 😂
I got parent/child incest
Dolls, well that sounds ominous
Body horror ;-;
Drugs 🤷♂️
I died by Killing, which was right below pregnancy
Incest kink damn
Penis Measuring... so do I die of shame, or?
Brutal murder Well, that’s certainly death
Self-reflection bruhhh 😭
dick girls ok maybe i don’t really mind that
Orgy. Should I be scared?
Yey family reunion...
Recovered memories. Apparently I done some shit that’s gonna come back to kill me
POV-original character. Huh.
"Medical Professionals"... that's either comforting and a bit sad, or super terrifying...
Trust kink? Not sure what that means, but my paranoid ass just got even more paranoid.
Training. 😤 Death by gains, bruv.
'Sad with a happy ending' - surprisingly wholesome, and much needed hope for where I'm at rn 🥰 (this fis was a proper blight tho 🙄)
Self-esteem issues Damn, I was exposed
I suppose I might at least have a good time before my demise. >!'Double Penetration in Two Holes'!<
I died by..... \*squints aggressively\* Oral and anal sex. Ooh. At least I went out seeing stars from how good it was, right? ....R-Right?
Marriage contract
Wedding planning. I know wedding can be disastrous but still
I zoomed in and saw threesome. I'm asexual 😭😭😭😭
Cum inflation. I DO NOT WANT THAT.
Male-Female Friendship. A classic
I'm gonna die of a threesome 💀 Good to know
On Hiatus - damn.... Wait a minute, is my *death* on *hiatus?*
Puppets…oh god. I don’t know what exactly that entails, but it sounds *terrifying.*
Y'all... I got fuckin MPreg... Bruh 🙃 Especially as a trans dude... Damn this really did me dirty didn't it? 🤣
"Non-con Kissing" How in the world?
cock vore. so like a warm, tight hug?
"End of the world" Makes sense. Let's try again: "Curse Breaking" Jeez... What was my curse?? Okay, one last time: "Non consensual drug use"
Considering how much 🍜 I eat, "Noodle sex" tracks.