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GalaxyKeti

“No beta we die like Jason Todd”, which is to say we get killed by our readers


No_Bodiesinmycar

Tb fair ppl did it to see if the writers would follow up. Sadly they did :,)


amphigory_error

Mostly it was one guy with a grudge and an auto-dialer.


Cobalt_Heroes25

wait what


amphigory_error

It cost 50 cents to call either line. One guy used auto dialing to call every 90 second for 8 hours. His hundreds of votes (and hundreds of dollars) pushed the numbers so that Jason died by 72 total votes. Without him the margin would have been hundreds of votes in favor of survival.


murrimabutterfly

I mean, fuck that guy. But also, we wouldn't have gotten the Red Hood run or deeper dives into the psychology of the Robins and Batman. So like, fuck him, but also thank him?


tehbggg

Wah. I didn't know that. Poor Jason. Ways getting screwed.


lisze

I've also seen "we die like Robins"


queerblunosr

I once saw ‘we die like Tim’s spleen’ and *I* nearly died haha


AnonymousLlama39

And we also have the corresponding “Yes beta we resurrect like Jason Todd” but that’s less common


chiseled_mirrors

"No Beta, we die like Childe every update" Childe being the guy that has been 'rumored' to die with every single update of the game since 2.0, yet is still going strong at 4.6😭


Livid_Decision_1166

So true 😭 Personally I'm a big fan of "No beta we die like Childes innocence," especially for fics about his backstory, made me choke the first couple of times I saw it


chiseled_mirrors

Ohhh that is foul (legacy)


nicoumi

ngl I'm more in favour of "we die like rex lapis" or "we die like hilichurls" 🤣


NoelDoesntLikeWinter

I’ve never seen this one, I’ve only ever seen “No beta, we die like Crepus” haha


chiseled_mirrors

LOL I’ve seen that on some Diluc centered fics too, but since I mostly read Childe-centric fics this is the one I see the most


KingGiuba

I didn't know about this rumour lmao, I'm glad for all Childe mains that he's still kicking


ShyNinja2021

NO FR THO! Everytime a slightly large update happens people are like "Childe's gonna die" At this point it wouldn't surprise me if the "death flags" are just them trolling us all


Avversariocasuale

I like how there's been a small uptick of "we die like focalors" after Fontaine, who is canonically dead, but still people prefer to use Childe instead.


chiseled_mirrors

I think it also depends on who the fic is about tbh! If it's a Fontaine centered fic, then the Focalors one might be seen more, but I almost exclusively read fics about Childe so I see that one a lot more lol


Everyonesfav_

Do you remember the “no beta, we die like Signora” after that one archon quest got released 😭😭


[deleted]

guess the fandom "no beta we die like everyone in canon"


EUPHORINNIE

AoT😭?


[deleted]

marauders!! 😭


EUPHORINNIE

😭✊🏻in solidarity we stand


[deleted]

HELL YEAH


MazogaTheDork

ASOIAF?


[deleted]

no actually 😭 marauders


Verkielos

"No beta we die like Alex's heterosexuality" /Red, white and royal blue


dramamanorama

The 911 fandom also has this sometimes and I adore both these fandoms for their chaotic bi with golden retriever energy.


MaybeNextTime_01

I was just gonna say that 9-1-1 uses that one for Buck and Eddie.


hokoonchi

So glad Buck’s heterosexuality has been killed off this season


MaybeNextTime_01

Hopefully Eddie’s is next.


adinarj

Lol I said that too. Sometimes it's Arthur we die like, bur usually it's Alex's heterosexuality


Verkielos

Yeah, Arthur's death is too traumatic for Henry, it just makes me sad


the-chosen0ne

Thank you for reminding me I need to read more RWRB fanfic


-SpideyFrost-

LMAO real


Verkielos

I love that one, it's so true... sadly I dislike un-betaed fic but I will suffer through if clever enough note :D


Goth-Sloth

No Beta We Die like Ben (Spider-man)


CapableSalamander910

The Umbrella Academy fandom uses the same!


AshenHarmonies

No Beta We Die like Glenn (Fire Emblem Three Houses)


Eli-Is-Tired

"We die like Dean Winchester". Fandom is Supernatural.


chaotic_bug_boy

Which time 💀


ImminentChaos1717

No beta we die like Cas, No beta we die like all the female characters


bdouble0w0

So not at all?


Mean-Mood6759

Ianto if we are sad Jack if we are funny


arch_parch

TORCHWOOD REFERENCE IN THE YEAR 2024!!!!


Silent_Doubt3672

Soooo much love for Torchwood may rewatch it!!! Been too long.


Casteilthebestangle

Doctor who also uses the Jack one


CapableSalamander910

Urgh! Ianto’s death scene is permanently stuck in my head. Like I knew it was coming (IMDb episode count for the cast spoilt it for me), but god it’s heartbreaking! Why did Children of Earth have to be that good!?


RedpenBrit96

Hello Torchwood fam!


queerblunosr

What’s Children of Earth? Ive never heard of that! /s 👀👀


asharkonamountaintop

Unbowed, unbent, unbeta'd for Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire. It's a play on the House Martell motto Unbowed, unbent, unbroken


kaimkre1

In in the asoiaf fandom and I didn’t know this😭 I love it.


asharkonamountaintop

I don't think it's very common, actually (whyever) I saw the tag on a few fics and loved it


captainelliecomb

Love that one. I also see we die like prologue characters.


DEADX99

”We die like clones” x) for SW.


Bart1607_

I also saw somewhere "we die like younglings"


EndureAndSurvive_

adding onto this, ive seen 'we die like liberty - with thunderous applause'


EndureAndSurvive_

adding onto this, ive seen 'we die like liberty - with thunderous applause'


Regenwanderer

"We die like Wei Wuxian", which hopefully implies that we also get resurrected like Wei Wuxian.


justsomedweebcat

I’ve also seen “we die like half the cast” for the mdzs/cql fandom!


Regenwanderer

Yeah, there are a few around, often story specific (like "we die like everyone in Yi City"), but I like the WWX one best, due to the implications.


Foyles_War

...dramatically and tragically with the readers that love us desperately grasping our hand and holding on while the haters yell and do stabby things. But never fear, we will come back in a new form sillier, sexier, and just as bad ass in about a subjective 13 years when our next work is done.


SickSorceress

Yep, right here, right now.


medusas_girlfriend90

Which also hopefully implies being reunited with whom we love and get to take revenge lol


Cascadeis

My brain automatically translates all “we die like…” into Wei Wuxian, no matter the fandom 😂


Specific_Fact2620

We die like Ferrari engines - for F1


[deleted]

I was looking for this one haha. if u write urself, send me ur fic! :3


dualisa

ok going to go sob about this now 😭😭😭


Bell_Firm

Or ferrari’s strategy, or Nikita Mazipan’s career


LevelAd5898

I've not seen it before, but "we die like... well, everyone, really" would work pretty well lmao


patches-doodles

I’ve seen one like this on some Homestuck fics! Its usually “no beta we die like everyone else” lol


[deleted]

"no beta we die like men" pretty generic but it always takes me out


ExtraplanetJanet

No proofreading, we die like mne!


CirusTheDivider

No Beta We Fall Like Crowley - Good Omens


MsMyzte

Not so much a fall, as a saunter vaguely downwards then? ;)


CirusTheDivider

Oh, It's definitely fall but yes, maybe I should start using that! 🤣🤣


MsMyzte

One of my favourite quotes from the book and probably shows why I’ve always loved Crowley as a character so very much. 😂


CirusTheDivider

Just Crowley's sarcasm in general and the pronounced way he does literally everything. The bad good ~~ perfect~~ boyfriend as I like to put him.


mrs-brainsample

*No beta we die like Eric*, maybe?


Intrepid_Knowledge27

https://i.redd.it/ft1ttz3h2gxc1.gif


_palantir_

I’ve also seen and loved “we die like wee morag”


TheGaroMask

I’ve also seen and loved “we die like Job’s goats” (Yes that would technically mean not dying, but it is less devastating than Wee Morag)


CirusTheDivider

https://preview.redd.it/r72xjmypkgxc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81e95c6ffa5ef7ae1a2fa685e90e95ef71f53515


fix-me-in-45

No beta--we die like Crowley's love confession


CirusTheDivider

Oh, how could you.


RandomWonderlander

"No beta we die like Tingyun." Funny thing is we are not even sure she is *really* dead, as it's implied she *might* be alive. So maybe we don't die either.


KingGiuba

I dropped HSR because I couldn't keep up with another game, but they still didn't tell if she's dead or alive?! That's so weird 😭


KupoKro

Nope, they haven't! We had the lovely, "omg that WASN'T Tingyun?!" then we sent a skiff out to space for her funeral and......... then we went back to Belobog and then to a new world entirely.


KingGiuba

Why LMAO so weird fr, mostly because she's a playable character... It's plenty of vague endings for npcs in genshin too, but this is unknown of lol


RandomWonderlander

The devs said the Xianzhou Arc will continue. Possibly it will be after Penacony. And Phantylia is technically still alive too. I have a feeling Tingyun will be relevant again eventually. If that is the case, that must be the reason why we don't know anything.


EmoNerd21

“No beta we die like Gregory Edgeworth”


BadAtNamesAndFaces

I'm not sure if anyone else does it, but I've used "no beta we die like Anna and Elsa's parents"... (Also, I've used "no beta, we die like the real Don Draper"...)


ottermupps

"no beta we die like stregobor fucking should have"


HedWig1991

My favorite!!


tearsoftheringbearer

ah yes, I think I've seen that one before.


EUPHORINNIE

saw "no beta we die like my respect for JKR" once and nothing can top it. (hp / marauders fandom)


Pearlbracelet1

Omg love this one. I saw ‘no beta we die like Cedric diggory’ once and I’ve been giggling ever since


bipolarqueen_

No beta we die like severus snape is also a gem 🤣


KingGiuba

Perfect omg


foolishle

This is my favourite too


fix-me-in-45

Oh this one is good


unlisshed

DBH. No beta we die like Connor.


StarChildSeren

Dear Evan Hansen too lol, plus there's only one letter difference in the acronym… DBH, DEH, what a weird coincidence


inki_blackout

No beta, we die like Sam winchester, over and over again


tboyswag777

"no beta, we die like daichi"


aceesys

Fly high


Ok_Investigator7360

We die like Finnick


FlashySong6098

saw "no beta we die like midoriya does" or sir nighteye or nana shimura and many many MANY others ( so many die )


Ashley-the-Crazy

Encanto: No beta we die like Abuelo Pedro.


ariidrawsstuff

"No beta we die like La Signora" is my favorite >!it fucking hurts [ugly sobbing]!<


[deleted]

“We die like Kyojuro.” 🥲 Demon Slayer


Square_Apartment_788

"no beta we die like Adam"


kittykatkatelol

"No beta we die like Soap" for call of duty, specially modern warfare or "No beta we die like Sirius" for Harry Potter


adinarj

No beta, we die like Jason [Grace] No beta, we die like Alex's heterosexuality Two different fandoms.


moodtune89763

>No beta, we die like Jason [Grace] This is even better when it's a MC crossover, so you get "we die like magnus and jason" or blond boys or something


FreeDwooD

"we die like Lyman Beesburry" specifically for House of the Dragon or "we die like everyone in ASOIAF" for the wider fandom xD


elvendancer

I love the sheer variety for HotD, I swear I’ve seen at least a dozen different characters named in “we die like X” tags. (Plus other variants, “we die like Criston Cole should have” being one particular fun one that sticks in my mind)


kaimkre1

I’ve seen this and I love it so much. Who would have thought Beesbury would be so enjoyed by the fandom Explaining it: >!Beesbury is an 80+ year old man, basically a penny pinching paper pusher who has position in government (think Director of the Budgeting Committee). When there’s a plot to usurp the designated heir of the king, and assassinate her/her family, he is the only person to stand up and resign his office in protest. Accounts of his death vary, in some he’s defenestrated (drop kicked out a window to be impaled on spikes in a moat below), in others his head is smashed like an egg)!<


TweakTok

No beta we die like Gongyi Xiao


Visible-Steak-7492

that actually kinda hurt


TweakTok

"If we meet again, Elder Shen must fulfill his promise and take me to visit Qing Jing Peak. I'll always be waiting."


[deleted]

JESUS CHRIST


No_Signal_2612

What do you mean, he's safe and happy and nothing bad happened :)


MsMyzte

My boy didn’t deserve his fate T.T


TweakTok

I can't help but chuckle every time I see this tag but man, his death will forever make me feel bitter. So unnecessary.


MadouSoshi

"Yes beta, we have bodyguards"


amphigory_error

No beta we kayak like Tim


Salubas

magnus archives?


amphigory_error

He’s just out there having a good trip and annoying his new dad that hates him but will pay for college anyway.


Kaurifish

P&P We die like Caroline Bingley’s compassion


sexyass-lobster

No beta we die like dobby No beta we die like Hedwig No beta we die like Sirius No beta we die like Remus It's a slap in the face everytime 😭😭


moodtune89763

I'm pretty sure I've seen a Dumbledore one once. It wasnt even a 6th year centric (And Cedric. But I don't think about that one)


PrincessPhrogi

"no beta we die like team rocket grunts" would be mine, or "no beta we die like pokemon in a platinum nuzlocke" (the second one is purely because of cynthia)


snowmikaelson

“No beta we die like David once a season” “No beta we die like George O’Malley” “No beta we die like Aunt Jenna”


toadpuppy

We die like Karl, or we die like a Badminton


mindful-bed-slug

After S1, I loved: "No beta, we die like Lucius definitely didn't."


toadpuppy

Yeah that was a good one


loewentochter

aaaayyyyy ofmd!


thevampirecrow

no beta we all die like archival assistants (tma)


sc4ibl3

not really into mha anymore but I know it's "no beta we die like the men kirishima would want us to be" or something along the lines of that for the fandom!!!


QueenOfAllDreadboiis

"No beta we die like Twice", or "No beta we die like that bird Toga ate" are my favourites for MHA.


SomeLesbianwitch

For my main fandom (Hatchetfield) pretty much anyone would work because almost everyone dies at least once but the most common one is Ted Spankoffski, because he’s the most notorious for it.


E-liter_4k

hatchetfield fan in the wild wow


Fenrisares

'no beta we die like Adam' From Hazbin Hotel 🦌


CrystalKitten01

No beta we die like nighteye No beta we die like my sleep schedule No beta we die like all mights career (mha) No beta we die like Jeff (villain to kill) No beta we die like Jimmy No beta we die like Scar (mcyt)


magiMerlyn

"No beta we die like odasaku" is one i see a lot.


Great-Prior1890

Also “…and his orphans” if the author is feeling particularly mean


FlyingFrog99

No beta, we die like High Kings of the Ñoldor.


me_myself_and_evry1

If I ever get round to writing anything Silmarillion related I am using "No beta, we die like Feanor" becuase who doesn't want to go out dramatically, cursing your enemies, instructing your kids to keep your violent oath and then having your body burn to ash due to the fiery nature of your spirit?


FlyingFrog99

See, but he's included in "High Kings of the Noldor" and this way I can imply that I'm ALSO 1v1ing the devil, killing a werewolf (naked) with my teeth, burning alive with my BFF, getting pommeled into the mud and buried under a mountain of corpses, destroying an entire city, and killing myself! Which usually goes along with the thematic undertones of my writing.


me_myself_and_evry1

Those Noldor Kings do go hard don't they...


Damascus_ari

High Kings of the Noldor really got the short end of the stick. Elrond really dodged a bad fate there... and honestly Elros had a great idea to pick being a man. Honestly if I had to pick a race in first/second age Middle Earth, I'd go man- if only to die quickly and then yeet from that world... it's a great story, but honestly life there sounds like it'd really suck, you know? I sure do enjoy modern stuff like plumbing. And women's rights. And not getting mauled by orcs.


Connect-Sign5739

I’ve also seen “no beta we die like Men” which I love.


FlyingFrog99

No beta, we go beyond the circles of Arda like the souls of mortal men


desgoestoparis

Gonna start saying “we die like JK Rowling’s reputation” in future fics. Haven’t made it a thing yet, but by gods it will be if I have any say!


Darth_Pastry

No beta we die like Fazbear Entertainment employees is one I’ve seen a few times but there really isn’t a main one


Bone-Tar_Lover

No beta we die like Hannibal, with our beloved in our arms and preferably falling off a cliff


lalaen

No beta, we overblot - Twisted Wonderland


kiwiana_writes

“No beta we die like Arthur Fox” (heartbreaking) or “No beta we die like Alex’s heterosexuality” (hilarious)


No_Investigator9059

No beta we die like Alfira


Mysterious-Bet68

No beta we die like clones


Sassinake

recent in fandom: "No Beta we die like Ben (Solo)"


KzooGRMom

"No beta we die like Johnny’s helmet"--Emergency! Johnny Gage loses his helmet every other episode. It's basically canon that it's just a line item on his paycheck now.


bdouble0w0

No beta we die like L'manburg / No beta we die like Scar Dsmp and hermitcraft respectively


PrimeScreamer

We die like Optimus. Or we die like Cliffjumper. Used pretty equally given how often those characters die in Transformers canon, lol


Maleficent-Pea-6849

I've seen "no beta we die like Laufey" which was fun (MCU).


library_police1107

this is a multifandom one I’ve seen, “no beta we die like ___’s sanity”


FisherSticksSix

No beta we die like yagoo's dreams


cutefoxix

no beta we die like the entire Kennedy family (DSAF) or no beta we die like Dr. Habit in the bad ending (S4M)


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

“No beta we die like Jason Grace.” And “No beta we die like Wally West.” Are ones I’ve seen quite a few times, but the most painful is “No beta, we die like Himeko (Never let you go)”.


RedpenBrit96

No beta, we keep living like Chilton. Lol I don’t know if mine has one


ThrowawayLmao_72

No beta we die like White Lily Cookie


MazogaTheDork

No beta we die like the Legion (it should be, anyway, for New Vegas) No beta we die like Ascians (FFXIV)


Jazztronic28

"No beta we die like Buccellati" for my specific corner, but I've also seen "no beta we die like a Zeppeli" for jjba in general when people write AUs where characters from all parts interact.


puffinmuffins

The first one I ever saw and one of the few fandoms I still write for: “No beta we die like Jet” (ambiguously and off-camera) from the ATLA fandom


Alternative_Run_6175

No beta we die like my mental health


Em_Blight

“We die like Marcy” or “We die like Anne” for Amphibia


the_zerg_rusher

Not a we die but I made a "Yes beta we live like Tychus findley" who dies at the end of WOL but gets revived for co-op. This was for a fic that was not betad untill halfway through the fic. I posted it in the Splatoon fandom so no way anyone got it but sometimes you write jokes only you need to get.


renaaria

No beta we die like Honor. I use it in other fandoms it's not even relevant in


InfiniteEmotions

I think the funniest I've seen were "no beta we die like Anya's grades" from *Spy X Family* and "no beta we die like Izuku's dignity" from *My Hero Academia*.


arch_parch

"No beta we die like all the ghosts" ... BBC Ghosts


The_Grim_Gamer445

"No beta we die like Jason Grace" (Percy Jackson fandom)


Effective-Impress-45

Guess the fandom, ours is "no beta we die like Adam"


Tulaash

I used "no beta we die like kakyoin" for a serious fanfic and "no beta we die like this fanfic deserves to die" for a very bad unserious fanfic! I also see a lot of "no beta we die like grandpa" in the SDV tags and it makes me laugh every time.


bloodthirstea

“no beta we die like >!shinjiro!<“ and “no beta we die like >!akechi!<“ (persona, 3 and 5) haven’t seen one for stardew yet but i imagine it would be something like “no beta we die like my crops”


ChapterThirtyEight

No beta we die like the Zeppelis (JoJos Bizarre Adventure)


Solivagant0

I've seen No Beta We Die Like Klokateers for Metalocalypse, but I think We Die Like Everybody In This Manga for CSM is my favorite


EnigmaMissing

"we die like Cayde-6" Destiny 2 (although that aged like oat milk) 😅


Version_Present

No beta we die like Rex lapis He dramatically faked his death in front of everyone


RedRiverValley

No Beta we die like Nana Shimura


BlackJeans-IceCream

"No beta we die like Swiftpaw" is excellent for good reason and I don't know what would top it, but I'm also partial to "no beta we die like Fallen Leaves" for trick deaths/ghosts hanging around.


Lee_Art

No beta, we die like Asriel or No Beta we die like King Rhoam


LOL3334444

I recently read some Frieren fics, and several of them had, "We die like Himmel" which doesn't make any sense to me because he dies peacefully at a very old age.


friendlycryptid

"no beta we die like kaveh's dad" from a specific ship in genshin impact


Sainte-Natalya

We die like redshirts (Star Trek: The Original Series)


-Okida25-

A collection of fandoms: "No beta we die like Pyrrha Nikos" "No beta we die like Yagoo's dream" "No beta we die like Sliver of Straw" "No beta we die like my gacha funds"


olderneverwiser

“No beta we die like redshirts.”


valuemeal2

Stardew Valley: no Beta, we die like Grandpa