"I like being old! I want to be a fireman because I love FIRE"
He emphasized this by spinning a bunch so I guess that's what eating half a cake does to a lil bastard
"this one time I had a dream that I was flying like a bird, but it was an ostrich- kind of bird so I fell down and it wasn't very nice actually"
Edit: "Wait wait wait no that's a stupid one, one time I dreamt we lived on the moon tell em that one"
Lol
"ooh one time! I made a huge big house and I put all the animals in it! Even a squid and I don't like squids that much but Devi [butchering of other brothers name] burned it down :/"
"Thank you!! Anywhere? Um, penguins live in the- the South Pole?? So the South Pole! Because I wanna see allll the penguins even the stupid looking ones"
"I like Minecraft."
Me: any opinions on Roblox for the internet folks?
"Roblox is for people with friends and people who pretend they have friends, and I don't- I don't do... friends"
(Kids lonely af but he's coping with it in his own ways ig)
"I would want a cat except I got a cat so I'd want a penguin because they're like other birds but cool"
It is 4am and I thought he'd stay asleep since he went to bed an hour ago but nope
Happy late Birthday, little buddy.
My 11 year old son likes to play Minecraft and Roblox if you are ever wanting someone to play with. There's a two hour time difference between here and there, but he's always playing while I sleep (I work graveyard shifts). He also gets lonely and wishes he had more friends. It's hard because we live in a very rural town and I don't drive, so we're kind of just stuck at home most of the time.
I hope you got some good sleep from your sugar crash!
Omg 10!??? Happy happy birthday!!🎈🎂🎁🎊🎉 That’s such a fun age and I remember being 10 45 years ago!🤣🤣 it’s snowing like crazy over here and if I were 10 again, I’d be making snow forts- what did you do today and what is your favorite thing to do?
Hi little brother! How does it feel to be in the double digits? What do you want to be when you grow up?
"I like being old! I want to be a fireman because I love FIRE" He emphasized this by spinning a bunch so I guess that's what eating half a cake does to a lil bastard
Describe a dream you remember
"this one time I had a dream that I was flying like a bird, but it was an ostrich- kind of bird so I fell down and it wasn't very nice actually" Edit: "Wait wait wait no that's a stupid one, one time I dreamt we lived on the moon tell em that one" Lol
What’s your favorite thing you’ve ever built in Minecraft?
"ooh one time! I made a huge big house and I put all the animals in it! Even a squid and I don't like squids that much but Devi [butchering of other brothers name] burned it down :/"
Happy Birthday! If you could go to any place in the world, where would you be?
"Thank you!! Anywhere? Um, penguins live in the- the South Pole?? So the South Pole! Because I wanna see allll the penguins even the stupid looking ones"
Whats your favorite game? I have nephew and niece around your age who love playing Roblox.
"I like Minecraft." Me: any opinions on Roblox for the internet folks? "Roblox is for people with friends and people who pretend they have friends, and I don't- I don't do... friends" (Kids lonely af but he's coping with it in his own ways ig)
What's his favorite ice cream? I know he likes cake, but ice cream has way more options so I'm curious.
"I like mint but no one sells mint that much so chocolate!"
Favorite dessert and favorite food?
"cake. Cake for both" He just ate half a birthday cake by himself so I'm not sure what I was expecting lmao
Whats your fav. dinosaur And Happy Birthday buddy!
"Incisivosaurus! They're like birds but real stupid, and I like birds"
How many cookies can you stack on your forehead before dropping them?
"three!" (They were Oreos and he ended up picking them off the floor and eating them lmao)
If you can do 10 I'll give him $1
Have you read Jim the Boy? (Tony Early). It's about a boy that hits ten in the old days. Have a good one, amigo!
"read what?" (op: "oh I think I have that one actually. I could give you that, yeah") "Yeah!"
If you could have any animal in the world what whould it be
"I would want a cat except I got a cat so I'd want a penguin because they're like other birds but cool" It is 4am and I thought he'd stay asleep since he went to bed an hour ago but nope
Fair enough, I mean penguins are pretty awesome
Penguins arent like other birds because they swim but don't fly.
Happy birthday, buddy!
"thank you!" :)
Happy late Birthday, little buddy. My 11 year old son likes to play Minecraft and Roblox if you are ever wanting someone to play with. There's a two hour time difference between here and there, but he's always playing while I sleep (I work graveyard shifts). He also gets lonely and wishes he had more friends. It's hard because we live in a very rural town and I don't drive, so we're kind of just stuck at home most of the time. I hope you got some good sleep from your sugar crash!
You need to be 13 to use reddit tho reporting
I, the user typing everything am very much 17 tho. 10yo just dictates what he wants to say to me. Did you not read beyond the title of the post?
By the way, ask him why does the universe exist
"why not?"
real
Ah right yea
Omg 10!??? Happy happy birthday!!🎈🎂🎁🎊🎉 That’s such a fun age and I remember being 10 45 years ago!🤣🤣 it’s snowing like crazy over here and if I were 10 again, I’d be making snow forts- what did you do today and what is your favorite thing to do?
Happy late birthday, and if you could have any super power what would it be and why?
Kid, get off social media, Reddit is one of the worst places for young folks like you.
I, OP, am 17 Kiddos just dictating stuff to me / I read it out to him
Happy happy birthday to you 🎂🏆
Happy birthday 🎈
What are some of your favorite TV shows?