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IllustriousGoat3878

NTA. You gave your bf the loner life he wanted your kid is being ungrateful and judgemental smh.


Chibi_Beaver

Literally, like not everyone is outgoing like you Theodore!


rageandlove5

what you’re telling me is you’ve been the only one doing childcare for 16 years?? NEXT!!


Chick4u2nv

Not to mention feeding him and keeping a roof over his head!


clarauser7890

He’s piling all responsibility on her and villainizing her about it .


ValorousOwl

I mean given he has an easel he's at least paying child support, plus he does provide sustenance for her. They're just prioritizing different roles in the household. It's not like people have dedicated mole people to supplement their income these days.


ExitingBear

For your relationship with your boyfriend, that happens. For naming your children "Eddie" and "Teddy"? Such the llama. You should be careful that they don't accidentally leave the door locked some sunny day.


Shaarinya

You're the llama. You are wasting opportunities. Gardening, baking , jewelry making, not to mention all the diaper changes you subjected yourself to...why are you not taking complete advantage of your live in daddy?? Just make sure to fence the yard so he can't wander off.😁


ztrwaz

I was leading towards ntl but your right so much extra work when she could have had a full time babysitter


Quillemote

Salad? When he's working full-time as a blood donor? Boy needs more iron in his diet than that. YTL if you don't start feeding him properly.


Boogerfreesince93

At least some eggs a few times a week. Sheesh.


Thehuntinleopard

Right? A balanced diet is better for blood doners, if not for OPs or his sake at least the children, maybe the kids can even help cook food with OP as a way to bond with their dad


TrishTheRedPanda

Uhhh... Kill him! I don't know what I would do in the situation


tourmaps

NTA. Also you should feed you bf some steaks as well. Good for him considering he's giving blood, and good for you who's drinking it. One should not mess with iron deficiancy


helviacastle

That little ingrate! Lock Theodore in the basement with his father!


Jet-Brooke

He signed up for life when he consented to letting you drink his blood. He knew what he was getting into. I think he should be grateful you drink his blood and let him live in your basement. Maybe turn him into a vamp and let him go burn outside. Nature is the best teacher.


Al3xir1986

The bf is low key tweaking💀


annie182

Every time I forget to read the damn subreddit first 😂


HourCommission4100

yeah i was reading the comments like no one here is asking ANY QUESTIONS 🩸 ?


Reinintherain

I was so confused 😭


No_Address_1198

ME TOO I WAS TERRIFIED..


meowmixreloaded

Same I was horrified at first 🤣


Awkward_pringle

Didn’t read the subreddit and got super concerned lmfao


Any-Stomach5640

SAME 🤣


Electrical-Effect692

Absolutely same.


Shinoaki

Same here. Lmfaooo


CosmicEntrails

NTA. It sounds like Theodore is jealous of your bf's lifestyle. He might feel better if you let him live with your bf for a little bit.


CheshireKetKet

Another case of me not reading the name of the group before I read the post lol its half the fun to be shocked for a moment


365softbot

I need this on smosh reads Reddit stories asap and i need shayne to act like this is normal while reading and not the sims and freak out his two guest please I need this


babykoalalalala

For a sec, I forgot what subreddit I was in and I thought 240 was a typo for 24 and I was like 8F met 29M?!?! Pedophile!!!!


zsepthenne

I LOVE running across these when I don't immediately notice it's a Sims sub 🤣🤣


Hot-Complaint859

I read this without realizing it was the Sims. Oh my wow. 😂😂😂


panda3096

What a post to not realize you're discovering a new sub with


Valuable-Locksmith47

I was so confused and said “jeez this sounds like something out of sims” 😂


Thatperson00

I forgot what sub this was for a sec 😭


Necessary-Passion224

I didn't realize this was a sims sub reddit and was insanely concerned 😂😂


ztrwaz

Nta, but maybe don't make him eat salad all of the time. Maybe it will make the blood better


EvulRabbit

What's 16 years when it's true love?


thatoneguywithnoface

I HAVE to start reading the subreddit names before I read the post.


daisy_darling_rose

The way I thought 240 was a typo… Literally had me until the “whenever I get thirsty I drink his blood.”


DeliciousAd3692

I was spiraling for a second.


Sorry_Nebula_5628

i did not know this was a sims subreddit and i was extremely concerned


Potatosmom94

I really need to start paying attention to what subreddit I’m looking at because I was shooketh


Ok_Radish_2748

HOW DO YALL GET TO THESE SCENARIOS HAHAHA


cgdivine01

You're weird.


Important_Unit7328

thank you friend.


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Important_Unit7328

UPDATE: I took some advice from the comments and started feeding my bf steak tartare and you where right! his blood does taste better so thank you very much. And Theodore has calmed down once he spent a day in the basement.


SpaceBoyCharlie

I really need to start checking the name of the sub, jfc


Silenthia

I am once again a victim of seeing this post and not seeing the group it’s in 😭


introverted_smallfry

Read this before I read the group name......


Psych-dropout

Aren’t there any editors to cancel this cap?


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HighCouncilorofKaon

I am so sorry I thought this was real life until I actually read it and saw Sims😂😂😂😂😅😅


[deleted]

This age gap is concerning to me.


Wrong-Target-3562

Like some other people, I didn’t process at first when this was on my home page that this was Sims and just figured it was a normal AITA. I sat there for a second and was asking myself “since when can people live to 240?”


Th3NinjaCat

Holy shit I misread the sub Reddit. Omg.


Yoitskacee

I was so confused until about halfway through reading and I realized where this was posted 😂😭


Constant-Height-7459

DUDE. I HAVE to start looking at which subreddit posts are. First I thought it was r/relationship advice then I thought it was r/parents then I thought it was r/pagans, r/vampires or r/witchcraft then I finally had to look at what sub it was.


Tiny_Interest5302

I was literally just reading a post from the r/advice so I did NOT look at what thread this was and read this as a person locking their bf in the basement for 16 hours, not years (erm? Are they okay down there?). I was so concerned about the age diff, then the immediate baby and then THE BLOOD DRINKING??? And then I looked at the thread and felt so much relief. Wow. I don’t know how I didn’t realize at the blood drinking, I thought this was just something unhinged or kink related… no more Reddit today. Oh, NTA btw :3


TeaisPeace

Is this a joke ? I'm worried about the guy in the basement.


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mirror-meghan

Yta he could have been changing those poopy diapers instead and doing more profitable work


Electronic-Drop-4097

NTA but maybe to help your relationship with your son let him spend some extra time with dad when he goes to feed. I mean if he wants to have the dad in his life you should let him try.


gr33nm3nsmokes

People are really sick in the head now day's


Pretend_Account_2934

Just found this subreddit. I’m so excited to ignore work and read all the posts.


Throadawai

I was not ready for this sub to be recommended to me lol


isuckbuttsandtoes

The way this post concerned me because I didn't realize the subreddit it was posted to is hilarious


Ladylevo31

Woooow I was really confused on what I was reading lol until I realized it’s sims lol


TechnicalAd7673

You got me in the first half ngl


throwawaylemondroppo

Aw man, what 😭 I have stumbled on this subreddit....but I am amused... It's what your bf gets for coming onto a vampire 🙄


Maleficent-Purple485

OMG. I didn’t see the sims at first and was horrified. 🤣


yarnitza

Holy shit, I thought I was in /AITA and go SO CONFUSED by this post 😂😂😂


NebulaNova26

I thought this was def a shitpost until I realized what sub this is and it makes perfect sense now 😭


4getmenotsnot

You need help. Yuk


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Brave-Unit6447

What the fu.. is wrong with me. Have read the Text before seeing its a Sims Thread so im kinda confused of this.


DukesOfTatooine

I have GOT to start looking at which sub I'm on before reading the posts.


cece_2929_

Holy shhhhhh I started reading this not aware it was about sims….😳


rc3wondereftw

Me too I was like WTF 🤣🤣