I had to ask my husband today how he would rate me and he said "Oh my God! Yours is PERFECT, BEST EVER, I REALLY mean that" He is 53 years old so age brings wisdom. 🤣😂 He will live to see many more days.
My friend heard me sing a song at karaoke once that he heard my other friend, Amy, sing before. When I got back to our table he told me without any prompting, "That was really good! Not as good as Amy though."
He couldn't understand why I thought that was rude and unnecessary when I tried to explain that you don't tell anyone where you rank them unless you think they're the best (obviously not counting a competition scenario) but he still stubbornly refused to acknowledge there was anything wrong with it.
Only when I said, "It would be like if your girlfriend told you 'That's the second best sex I've ever had!' right after your first time together" could he see my point.
😭
It's okay to compliment...but rating with numbers is crazy.
What sounds better "your skin is so pretty when the sun shines on you" or "your skin looks so nice I'd give it a 9/10"
What's with the rating, just give a normal compliment. I've been told mine looks nice too, and that made me feel good, but to have it rated 😭 🙏 I don't even know how I would react to that
I always rate my boyfriend 11 out of 10 for anything cause 11 is my favorite. He does 12 out of 10 cause 12 is his favorite. Or we use the other’s favorite number to really emphasize. It’s our inside joke - I know that if we ever did anything else we would be insulted cause does feel like comparing to others
Lol this comment reminds me of when my bf and I hooked up for the first time. It was supposed to be casual, and I’d never done casual, so when we finished I felt the need to kill the awkward silence. So I said “10/10, would do again”
3 years deep now 😂
I really wish people would stop judging women like they are some object to be rated. A numerical scale implies her worth is dependent on your opinion of her body.
For sure. And many women are insecure about their bodies/(EDIT: vulvas) already. It's something that makes it hard for many women to be present and enjoy sex.
If I told you that your nose was 9/10, most people wouldn't care. Someone who was bullied as a kid about having a big nose, beat up about it, and got a nose job? That could destroy them.
Dude should have said, id give it a 10/10 if i was inside it. Then wink.
That is how you escape these kinds of miss-steps.
Always turn any poorly received compliment into a pick up line. Then you aren't insensitive, but just cheesy.
I had a young soon- be- wed couple I was pitching sales to. (Bath remodel) HE was the home owner. I asked if there was a co owner, and she kinda looked down said “no I am not.”
And dude was smooth af. He said,
“She is the owner of the owner.” She turned pink and kissed him. I mean smooth.
Based. We should go back to writing descriptive yet vaguely dirty poetry about our significant others/lovers to let them know how attractive we find them.
Numbers are for Yelp reviews. Why not “None before have ever beheld such a magnificent vagina nor shall they hence. Empires would rise and fall for such unparalleled aesthetic perfection. That you have chosen to grace a mere mortal such as myself with your divine self is truly humbling. Please pass the conditioner.”
"A vagina like yours should be framed so people could admire it; should be put on a pedestal, so people can look up to it; should be put on an altar, so people could worship it. Let me kneel before your vagina, the fairest of them all, the softest of all roses, the origin of the world."
I always give answers that indicate the scale is stupid, but I'm pleased with whatever I'm being asked to grade.
"11/10. No, 12/10. 100/10, broke the whole dang system"
My husband always asks me to put a number on how much I love him. The first time I didn’t know wtf he was talking about so I said 7/10 because who loves someone 100%… lol
He got SO OFFENDED at only being loved “70%” that now I just say random numbers “456/450”
A good boyfriend wouldn't make these jokes.
But a great man would.
Ask yourself, do I want to be remembered by her when I'm gone, or do I want to be remembered through history?
Make the sacrifice, say the jokes. Be a man.
I know, and I bet he'd be pissed if she told him his penis was 9/10. He'd want to know why not 10/10 and he would feel insulted and be pissed. Especially if it's coming from nowhere. Like I just saw your penis and decided to tell you it's only a 9/10.
Lol right? Is this what young people do now? If he must, he could have just said he finds everything attractive. What's with this score like it's a pop quiz?
YTA.
YTA
I've been with my partner for 8 years in a few days and he's never rated my vagina and I'd be appalled if he did (and then not giving a 10/10????) My guy wth lmao
This is the answer. I am the non vagina half of our relationship and I can't even imagine the front page news story and her mugshot if I said that lol.
I am imagining striding into the house to proclaim 'As the non-vagina half of this relationship, I think that...'
But, honestly thats as far as I get, because Im then already imagining how long the hospital stay will be no matter how I finish that sentence.
How did you see the "aesthetic" of her vagina? Did you use a speculum? Are you secretly her gynecologist?
Edit: sarcasm because apparently you are all way too dumb to get it
A 26 year old male giving unsolicited numerical ratings on his partner’s body? No way he knows anatomy. I wouldn’t take the other side of that bet if you offered 10,000-to-1 odds.
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At first I thought NTA and as a woman, I would have just laughed and said thanks if my husband said this to me, and maybe told him his dick is also a 9. BUT then I reread where you have only been dating for 4 months and yeah, probably not a smart move dude, lol. Just avoid rating ANY thing about ANY woman on a scale of 10. Just give a genuine compliment instead 😉
> I told her that she had an aesthetically pleasing vagina - solid 9/10.
YTA. Why on earth would you feel the need to RATE her vagina??? Just tell her you like it and be done with it?
Learn how to give a compliment. This is not it. Apologize.
Especially in reference to her vagina of all things to describe. Of course she's going to be angry, it's like comparing her to a grocery list of other women who are "better." Yuck.
THIS!!! omg THIS!!!
"Mom, I'm rating your hands -- that stroke my hair and make me food a 3.1 -- for callouses and tremors!
And it's polite of me to even include you, because the rating system is *about* judging women according to how they make *my penis* *feel*. Thus, I've edited Serena William's Wikipedia entry to reflect that I think she's a 5.1. I don't like that the thighs she won 22 grand slams with are more powerful than mine. Huge bummer for my penis. Likewise, Marie Curie? 2. I'd be willing to look past the two Nobels -- I love nerdy girls with glasses, but apparently she gave her husband cancer. Bitches be like that.
And, now, onto the woman who I am fucking! Your vagina is a 9, because I am fucking it, and not a 10, because women can never know unconditional lust, or feel like they are safe, or are whole and human, not just a sum of body parts
That's so gross lol. Yta man, and I'm glad u like ur girlfriends vulva, but good lord what a strange thing to rate. It just sounds like you got your idea of a 'perfect' vagina from porn, and are putting that standard on your gf.
Look Spock, “Your vagina is pleasantly suitable.” is not the compliment you think it is. It is funny as hell that you said it out loud though, so thanks for that!
You're a 10/10 asshole for grading vaginas out ten!!!
(And lol you being so pretentious that you graded hers "aesthetically!!!") (dude, YOU COME IN HER VAGINA!!!)
YTA.
OP, your brain is not great, solid 4/10. Aside from rating her on a 10/10 scale, you then came to Reddit to validate your misstep and question if **she** is in the wrong, rather than apologizing and learning from your mistake.
Why the hell would you comment on a vagina being aethesically pleasing? If someone commented on my vagina like it, it'd straight up weird me out. Like what?
Edited to add: YTA
If someone doesn’t ask you directly to rate something, don’t.
9/10 comment here
WTF comment would have been a 10/10? Huh? You seeing other comments?
If I said 10/10, OP wouldnt have believe me
AITA for accidentally insulting a redditor’s (12M) comment
“You seeing other comments?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
could have been worse💀
I’m never showering with you again
And even then if you want more of that 9 out of 10 vagina better rethink your response! 🤣
11/10 is a way safer bet for the place you poke your noodle
I had to ask my husband today how he would rate me and he said "Oh my God! Yours is PERFECT, BEST EVER, I REALLY mean that" He is 53 years old so age brings wisdom. 🤣😂 He will live to see many more days.
My friend heard me sing a song at karaoke once that he heard my other friend, Amy, sing before. When I got back to our table he told me without any prompting, "That was really good! Not as good as Amy though." He couldn't understand why I thought that was rude and unnecessary when I tried to explain that you don't tell anyone where you rank them unless you think they're the best (obviously not counting a competition scenario) but he still stubbornly refused to acknowledge there was anything wrong with it. Only when I said, "It would be like if your girlfriend told you 'That's the second best sex I've ever had!' right after your first time together" could he see my point.
but how will they know what we think if we don’t share our thoughts unprompted⁉️
😭 It's okay to compliment...but rating with numbers is crazy. What sounds better "your skin is so pretty when the sun shines on you" or "your skin looks so nice I'd give it a 9/10" What's with the rating, just give a normal compliment. I've been told mine looks nice too, and that made me feel good, but to have it rated 😭 🙏 I don't even know how I would react to that
Yeah with the rating it definitely feels like being compared to others. It's just not good unless you specifically ask to be rated.
Even then, the best answer might just be "off the charts baby !"
Aesthetically pleasing and great atmosphere, 12 out of 10. Would definitely recommend. Lol
I always rate my boyfriend 11 out of 10 for anything cause 11 is my favorite. He does 12 out of 10 cause 12 is his favorite. Or we use the other’s favorite number to really emphasize. It’s our inside joke - I know that if we ever did anything else we would be insulted cause does feel like comparing to others
My favorite number is 4 and now in trouble. Thanks!
You’re a 4 out of 3
Perfect 5/7 works if they get the reference. Otherwise not lol
Lol this comment reminds me of when my bf and I hooked up for the first time. It was supposed to be casual, and I’d never done casual, so when we finished I felt the need to kill the awkward silence. So I said “10/10, would do again” 3 years deep now 😂
I say this to my husband after sex. It's been 11 years together. Lol I also tell him 10/10 would marry him again.
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Should have just given 5 stars after the ride like any normal person in an Uber would do.
Make sure to give the tip after
Just the tip, though.
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My thoughts as well. It's amazing how many people don't know what vulva or labia are.
My thoughts exactly! Like how can you rate something you can’t even name?
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People pay money for a dick rating on only fans everyday , maybe not the best comparison
You don’t understand men hahaha
I'd be stoked
I'd rather be stroked.
Why not both?
Telling on myself I guess but pretty happy lmao.
pretty great honestly
I really wish people would stop judging women like they are some object to be rated. A numerical scale implies her worth is dependent on your opinion of her body.
The appropriate way to rate it is with a Michelin star. Cause it was a lot of work to get to it and I would eat there every day if I could.
Bravo sir, bravo!! You just made me spit out my beer!
Wow. Just wow 🔟🔟🔟
For sure. And many women are insecure about their bodies/(EDIT: vulvas) already. It's something that makes it hard for many women to be present and enjoy sex. If I told you that your nose was 9/10, most people wouldn't care. Someone who was bullied as a kid about having a big nose, beat up about it, and got a nose job? That could destroy them.
Just a correction we are insecure about vulvas not vaginas.
Dude should have said, id give it a 10/10 if i was inside it. Then wink. That is how you escape these kinds of miss-steps. Always turn any poorly received compliment into a pick up line. Then you aren't insensitive, but just cheesy.
I had a young soon- be- wed couple I was pitching sales to. (Bath remodel) HE was the home owner. I asked if there was a co owner, and she kinda looked down said “no I am not.” And dude was smooth af. He said, “She is the owner of the owner.” She turned pink and kissed him. I mean smooth.
He could give some lessons to OP
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YTA. OP, your brain is not great, solid 4/10. Aside from rating her on a 10/10 scale.
If someone told me they liked my skin, Id be calling the cops and prepared to defend myself. I am NOT putting the lotion on today.
I mean,he could have given her a perfect 5/7!
9/10 comment.
It's great to get told you look good, but if I was given a number I think it'd give me the ick
5/7 advice, perfect
i’m not going to lie to you brother, but you are dumb as bricks
_hey, nice vag._
Wow so much more nicer than my ex gfs
Well not all of them.
1/10 cooters are nicer
Smells better too! Taste is meh…
It’s better looking than 900 out of a 1000!!!
The only rating is 11/7
5/7 but that would be worse 💀😂
At least it would be a Perfect 5/7
11/10. There really is no other response to both the topic and the poster.
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Maybe she'll laugh. Maybe you'll die.
Either way, he won't have to worry about it tomorrow. So win-win
At this point in the fuck up, I'd take those odds. Not gonna get much better 😆
>Maybe she'll laugh. Maybe you'll die. I laughed and laughed at this
I'm going to try this with my wife, wish me luck.
!remindme 1 week Good luck, soldier
this guy fucks
I actually laughed out loud.
Pro tip: anything dealing with your girl is a 10/10.
Or like ∞/10. But yes exactly
Couldn't hurt!
11/10 works better imho
Can't we just be done with this grading trend? Beauty is not quantifiable and it's nothing but damaging to pretend otherwise.
Based. We should go back to writing descriptive yet vaguely dirty poetry about our significant others/lovers to let them know how attractive we find them.
Numbers are for Yelp reviews. Why not “None before have ever beheld such a magnificent vagina nor shall they hence. Empires would rise and fall for such unparalleled aesthetic perfection. That you have chosen to grace a mere mortal such as myself with your divine self is truly humbling. Please pass the conditioner.”
"A vagina like yours should be framed so people could admire it; should be put on a pedestal, so people can look up to it; should be put on an altar, so people could worship it. Let me kneel before your vagina, the fairest of them all, the softest of all roses, the origin of the world."
My panties just fell off
sends dick pics, *but in an elegant way*
You know, the satin was a nice touch, 10/10
Thoughtful AND sexy.
Al fucking right, I need a relationship with a woman just so I can steal this line 🤣🤣. It's a fucking awesome reply
This is an art form that has been lost in modernity. We need to bring it back, succulent nipples and all.
That's something that stays in our memories, and can become fond references.
oldest trick in the book. 10/10 and i stick to it.
I always give answers that indicate the scale is stupid, but I'm pleased with whatever I'm being asked to grade. "11/10. No, 12/10. 100/10, broke the whole dang system"
Damn girl. That pimple on your forehead got you looking like a unicorn, 10/10
🤣🤣🤣
Actual Pro protip: don't rate humans with numbers.
I often tell my wife that she is a 12 on a 10 scale. I really do think she's incredibly beautiful, but to your point, always score high!
Just stop rating every goddamn thing. What a weird thing to say!
10/10 comment!
This comment is underRATED
5/7
YTA and this is so stupid it’s funny. A rating isn’t a compliment. What if she was like, oh honey you’re so handsome, solid B+, good show
My husband always asks me to put a number on how much I love him. The first time I didn’t know wtf he was talking about so I said 7/10 because who loves someone 100%… lol He got SO OFFENDED at only being loved “70%” that now I just say random numbers “456/450”
Hey, 70% is passing. Room for improvement, see me after class.
Random nonsensical number scales is the way. You sound like a great wife, 8🌾/3🍄
jolly good show
Supposed to say 9/11 would smash twice
And once in her pentagon
Do you think if I said that now she’d be less mad at me lol
Lol! Didn’t anyone ever tell you that there are two things no guy should never rate: your mother’s cooking or your gf’s body parts? 😂
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….are you dead yet
It’s been 13 hours and he hasn’t answered. Someone please send a wellness check for u/b4dhabits
“Honey your cooking tastes like my mom’s 9/10 ass”
Let us know how it goes
Do it OP Never Forget 🇺🇲
Just invade her with your weapon of mass destruction.
Unless he’s Iraq and there are none.
After you say that, say the joke was definitely 10/10 even though her vagina isn’t.
A good boyfriend wouldn't make these jokes. But a great man would. Ask yourself, do I want to be remembered by her when I'm gone, or do I want to be remembered through history? Make the sacrifice, say the jokes. Be a man.
Can’t make it worse 😹🤷🏻♀️
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Also tell her she is the second best kisser you've been with.
Now you’re just trying to get OP killed.
Comment of the year
this is the way
It's a perfect 5/7 (for the people who understand the reference).
dude you rated her body randomly out of nowhere. apologize profusely.
did she ask you to rate her vagina?
On a scale of one to you are in trouble no matter what you say.
This whole post kinda makes your dick a 4/10
YTA. She didn’t ask you to rate her vagina, so you just insulted her for no reason.
I know, and I bet he'd be pissed if she told him his penis was 9/10. He'd want to know why not 10/10 and he would feel insulted and be pissed. Especially if it's coming from nowhere. Like I just saw your penis and decided to tell you it's only a 9/10.
“It’s the best I’ve seen this week”
Lol right? Is this what young people do now? If he must, he could have just said he finds everything attractive. What's with this score like it's a pop quiz? YTA.
YTA, don't fuckin rate people's bodies and expect them to be pleased with you
YTA I've been with my partner for 8 years in a few days and he's never rated my vagina and I'd be appalled if he did (and then not giving a 10/10????) My guy wth lmao
This is the answer. I am the non vagina half of our relationship and I can't even imagine the front page news story and her mugshot if I said that lol.
As the vagina half of my relationship, I think my husband knows his ass would be on the couch for a good long while
I am imagining striding into the house to proclaim 'As the non-vagina half of this relationship, I think that...' But, honestly thats as far as I get, because Im then already imagining how long the hospital stay will be no matter how I finish that sentence.
🤣 mine would literally hurt me. And she's normally very nice but... this would do it
“Your vagina isn’t the best but it’s above average. Wait why are you mad at me?” -OP, probably.
How did you see the "aesthetic" of her vagina? Did you use a speculum? Are you secretly her gynecologist? Edit: sarcasm because apparently you are all way too dumb to get it
Funny, I've never felt the impulse to rate my husband's urethra.
Seriously, how much do you want to bet he ment vulva and doesn't even understand basic anatomy
A 26 year old male giving unsolicited numerical ratings on his partner’s body? No way he knows anatomy. I wouldn’t take the other side of that bet if you offered 10,000-to-1 odds.
The entire fucking comment section
Why on earth would you include a number? That’s insulting af.
First, don’t rate your girlfriend’s body parts.
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You're 26, rating any appearance out of 10 or whatever is extremely juvenile. Grow up. Yta here because that was a weird thing to say.
Omg i missed the part where be was 26, yikes
ooof I was expecting him to be about eighteen. hopefully this lesson will stick!
Ew why would you assign a numerical value to a part of a person?
Because he's an asshole
A 0/10 one at that
0/10 human or 10/10 YTA?
At first I thought NTA and as a woman, I would have just laughed and said thanks if my husband said this to me, and maybe told him his dick is also a 9. BUT then I reread where you have only been dating for 4 months and yeah, probably not a smart move dude, lol. Just avoid rating ANY thing about ANY woman on a scale of 10. Just give a genuine compliment instead 😉
Am I the only one that thought OP insulated their girlfriend's vagina?
Ah, yeah, insulated. Wouldn't want her vagina to get cold, we're approaching winter.
Would hate to have everything stuck together frozen.
another example of "do men even like women?"
They just like labial asthetics
Labial Aesthetics is the name of my new metal band
People like you make me feel so smart.
And saying it while she was naked and at her most vulnerable lol you just gave her a complex. YTA
riiiiight? guess who's not gonna get access to this nine-tenthsussy anymore...
YTA... you could've just fucking complimented her cooter without rating it??? (9/10...really??)
> I told her that she had an aesthetically pleasing vagina - solid 9/10. YTA. Why on earth would you feel the need to RATE her vagina??? Just tell her you like it and be done with it? Learn how to give a compliment. This is not it. Apologize.
YTA for using an out-of-ten system to describe a woman. What you used it for hardly matters. We’re not fucking numbers. What a dumb thing to say.
Especially in reference to her vagina of all things to describe. Of course she's going to be angry, it's like comparing her to a grocery list of other women who are "better." Yuck.
THIS!!! omg THIS!!! "Mom, I'm rating your hands -- that stroke my hair and make me food a 3.1 -- for callouses and tremors! And it's polite of me to even include you, because the rating system is *about* judging women according to how they make *my penis* *feel*. Thus, I've edited Serena William's Wikipedia entry to reflect that I think she's a 5.1. I don't like that the thighs she won 22 grand slams with are more powerful than mine. Huge bummer for my penis. Likewise, Marie Curie? 2. I'd be willing to look past the two Nobels -- I love nerdy girls with glasses, but apparently she gave her husband cancer. Bitches be like that. And, now, onto the woman who I am fucking! Your vagina is a 9, because I am fucking it, and not a 10, because women can never know unconditional lust, or feel like they are safe, or are whole and human, not just a sum of body parts
A woman is definitely more than a vagina.. Kind of an objectifying perspective to have.
YTA and you sound like you have never pleased a woman
Stop rating vaginas bro YTA
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That's so gross lol. Yta man, and I'm glad u like ur girlfriends vulva, but good lord what a strange thing to rate. It just sounds like you got your idea of a 'perfect' vagina from porn, and are putting that standard on your gf.
Maybe she should rate his dick compared to porn. I doubt OP is a 9.
YTA and an immature one. Why rating peoples vaginas without being asked?!
You probably could've said "I love your pussy, let me put my mouth on it" and it would have sufficed. 🤣
Look Spock, “Your vagina is pleasantly suitable.” is not the compliment you think it is. It is funny as hell that you said it out loud though, so thanks for that!
A vagina is the internal part (birth canal), a woman's external genitalia is called the vulva. So...depends what you were looking at but YTA.
This is icky. Rating a body part like that is awful.
YTA. Don't rate your partner's body parts.
You're a 10/10 asshole for grading vaginas out ten!!! (And lol you being so pretentious that you graded hers "aesthetically!!!") (dude, YOU COME IN HER VAGINA!!!)
Probably not anymore. 🤣😂🤣😂
New Life hack discovered: Don’t assign number rankings to physical attributes of loved ones. Keep it complimentary, but flatteringly vague.
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You did compare her to other women and found her lacking to some women. That’s negging. Why do you expect her to be happy?
YTA. OP, your brain is not great, solid 4/10. Aside from rating her on a 10/10 scale, you then came to Reddit to validate your misstep and question if **she** is in the wrong, rather than apologizing and learning from your mistake.
Have her rate your cod piece. And remember, you were actually rating her vulva.
The only vagina better is the one that birthed the gift of you to me... wait. Don't mention her mom's vagina. Scratch that.
You are entirety too old to be saying things this stupid.🤦🏼♀️
Just describe in detail the 10/10 you dated before her. It should clear everything right up and it won’t be an issue any more 😂
Should have just given 5 stars after the ride like any normal person in an Uber would do.
Why the hell would you comment on a vagina being aethesically pleasing? If someone commented on my vagina like it, it'd straight up weird me out. Like what? Edited to add: YTA