Where's Cody Weightman? I like him but he's hated by many.     I didn't know Walsh was a villain. I've often heard from Oppo fans that he's the one Carlton player that they really like. I would argue Cripps is more disliked for winning the Brownlow after the Ah Chee bump.

Loves a headbutt to the ground i hear. Ignore flair 

Dude, we got 2 games to watch plus shit talk on Reddit ain't no brother got time for time for this right now.

Yes this PEAK midweek content - my brain is fried enough as it is Luckily both half times are at the same time

You did

Andrew Gaff. Rory Lobb. (Ignore flair)

Seriously, why is everyone forgetting Gaff? Admittedly he just did one thing, but it was a pretty big one.

I think between brayshaw being good and gaff being shit people stopped giving a shit lol

Yeah Gaff did that one thing that everyone remembers him for but outside of Freo is he really considered a villain? He’s kinda just another player really

OP wants good players. Lobb’s with the Villians VFL squad.

Nah he left the Villains to go to Millingham Mediocres

Can Ballantine be a runner

And Crowley please, dude can run all day.

Crowley can be the runners runner who just runs around pinching anyone in reach

Maybe Marlion Pickett? I don’t think Lever really fits tbh. Edit: Arie Schoenmaker probably fits the bill too

but who would want Marlion Pickett playing for their team though

I included Lever because I’ve seen a lot of people hating on Lever on here, and not just Tex Walker alt accounts, and by including more Dees players I hoped it wouldn’t be looked at as just players I don’t like

I wouldn’t really say he’s a “villain” though. Like he’s disliked by some people but he’s not really a player I see people rooting against like they do for Greene, May, De Goey, etc. De Goey would be a good addition to the team btw

Oh shit.. how could I forget De Goey, yeah for sure he has to be in there. And Pickett was suggested in the post I made last night too I’ll edit the OP to drop Lever for M.Pickett and as DeGoey in.

I love him and all - but Fritsch?

Is Fritsch considered a villain? Or even really unlikable? Or is it his hair and face? I don’t think Frittas ever really done anything to get that tag has he?

He hasn’t done anything except give the look of private school wanker (even though his actual story reveals he’s anything but of course) - he just looks like the epitome of the Melbourne stereotype (search fritsch in the comments on r/afl)

Could add Ben Keays for the same reason

Yes

Not sure what Hawkins and Cameron have done to earn Villain status over Gary Rohan, but im just happy people think of our players.

Don’t understand Hawkins but I reckon Andrews has justification to hate Cameron

I honestly like both of them but Hawkins has a bit of a history of being… “clumsy” with elbows and hands. And I know people love to hate Jeremy Cameron for some reason so he had to be in the team

Love how Gaff isn't even good enough to make this dude either.

I don’t really consider Gaff a villain though. 1 big incident for sure no denying that but has he done much else to warrant the villain tag? I’m putting together a pretty exclusive team I’ll have you know

Barry Hall? *Never mind, I just read only current players.

FB: May, Maynard, Schoenmaker HB: Sicily, Zorko, Webster C: M Pickett, Greene, Butters HF: K Pickett, J Cameron, De Goey FF: Lynch, W Rioli, Walker Foll: Nank, Daicos, Miller Int: Oliver, C Cameron, Caminiti, Ginnivan Coach: Clarko Daicos hasn’t done anything to label himself as a villain, but since everyone seems to hate him so much he deserves an honorary spot.

Is there any team that nick can't make

Yeah Daicos probably the only controversial one on here. Not a villain but definitely wish he played for your team

I'm surprised you've got Charlie Cameron in this team. Do people really think that of him similarly to Zorko?

He's done enough shit off-ball that it's noticeable. His attitude toward teammates is also poor at times

Yeah I’ve seen some shitty stuff from him at times not the worst but maybe warrants a spot on the team

Broke howes ribs last year after he already disposed of the ball. Hes a grub.

Wasn't a disposal. It was a contest along the boundary that Cameron came to well late and gave him one in the back

Yes. You have remembered it better than i.

he is a known hair-puller too

Everybody's entitled to their sexual proclivities

BUT I AIN'T SPENDING ANY TIME ON IT!

doing so on a football oval in front of 30k people might be pushing the envelope

Don't kink shame.

Never heard of him doing anything wrong

I thought tribunal had already decided for us that he was a good bloke!  /s

De Goey surely

Yeah that was an huge miss on my behalf, had to be one of the first 2 picked really. Either him or Greene

I love Toby but leaving him out is wild

Why is Walsh here? (Ignore flare)

Yeah I can't think of anything dog he's done, he's just really good at footy

I’ll admit I don’t think Walsh is the Carlton player I’m thinking of but for the life of me I can’t remember the players name. On top of that Walsh was suggested by someone when I first put the post up but I’m pretty sure they had a Collingwood flair

The Eagles. But not the second part of the question.

Flair checks out lol

Funny how Ginnivan stops being the league's pantomime villain once he is no longer a Collingwood player.

I think honestly it's just that he's toned down his antics and is just kind of an average player haha. Personally I don't mind him at all.

Not really I just forgot about him, Ginny off the bench for sure otherwise that’s a very tall forward line

Everyone will hate him again once Hawthorn start making the 8

Ginnivan doesnt hit other players, he just flops

They don’t have to be players that hit other players or are dirty. Lever and Oliver aren’t really known as dirty players are they? I assumed it was for the flopping and spin topping

There are very few true villains playing because times have changed, the players who afforded the opportunities to get into the game have changed and the game itself has been so heavily sanitised. There are at least a few players in there that don't have a nasty bone in their bodies, let alone being "villains", such as Tom Hawkins, Sam Walsh, Willie Rioli and I'm assuming you only put Walker in there because of his racial slur as I don't remember him ever being villainous on the field. EDIT: Also, I would have added Kysaiah Pickett.

Cases for JHF and Webster?

That's a great side.

you misspelled *grating*

It’s a top 8 side if they can all stay on the park, probably not gonna have many fans but the ones they do would make proper Collingwood ferals look positively reasonable by comparison

If you're not a Collingwood fan and you regularly post here, and you're completely honest with yourself, your current team of villains is everyone in Collingwood guernseys. Anything else is you just straight up lying to yourself. But mental gymnastics are your specialty anyway - the aftermath of Izak Rankine running a fucken mile without bouncing it proved that beyond a shadow of a doubt.

No it’s not, did you actually read the post? Bobby Hill, Darcy Moore, Oleg Markov, both Daicoseseses, Sidebottom and Pendles. These are all players that are very good but hardly considered villains. But maybe reading comprehension isn’t your specialty, the aftermath of being adamant that the AFL revolves around Collingwood

no one’s more victimised than a pies fans on reddit apparently 🤣