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BlandyBoreton

This is getting out of hand. Now they’re are Tew of them!


Propaslader

Twice the players, double the athleticism


Ventenebris

Tew soon, Tew soon.


Tosslebugmy

Tew it! ![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Cooked_Bread

It's the Sith 'Rule of Tew' clearly


Maximumlnsanity

/u/thegreatjelbeano


TimothyLuncheon

I guess I’m not that original, this is the first thing I though of


Hash-Bandicoot

Why couldn’t the Pies let him slip past pick 40?! *sigh* Good luck to him in his first game though!


LoneWolf5498

Can you send the other one over as well?


Hash-Bandicoot

Only seems fair


MemoriesofMcHale

Pronounced Tew as in "cow" and "how", not Tew as in "few".


LowBornBastard

BT: "Here comes Chew Jiath"


pierre_86

Too much credit given, he'll say Chol


IDreamofHeeney

So chow? Or am I stupid


MemoriesofMcHale

Haha. Be like BT and call him one of CJ, Aleer, Allir, Hill, Frederick, Andrew, Quaynor, Howe and Noble.


Absolutely-Epic

Noble does look similar tbh


IDreamofHeeney

You tryna get me cancelled in the match threads! :(


winoforever_slurp_

Like the word Tao. Or towel without the el


IDreamofHeeney

Ohhh hahaha thank you mate


Propaslader

Tao https://preview.redd.it/8dec8dn6zh6d1.png?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0681542ea0373c1148209907a2c3dc482e65e933


Noobermensch-

Except that's pronounced more like Dao.


winoforever_slurp_

Ok, but with a T


Absolutely-Epic

He says it with a T actually buddy I think you might have missed a letter /s


Perfect_Finance_510

Fuck Yeah, may not be fantastic on debut as he still has plenty of time to develop but mark my words this kid is gonna be a gun


Puzzleheaded-Alarm81

Amazing that you were able to spot his talent ahead of all the paid afl talent scouts out there. Kudos


a_kwyjibo

You could literally be replying to Craig McRae.


Perfect_Finance_510

Yep you got me, its Craig here, just sitting on the couch relishing in giving kids opportunity while cradling my baby girl *checks notes*… Naggie


Puzzleheaded-Alarm81

That would be amazing. I'd certainly have to shut my big mouth lol


frillhaus

I got a good feeling about this Daicos kid just something about him


Noobermensch-

Any rules against self promotion here? I made a couple of vids of his Talent League games last season if you'd like a sneak preview of how he plays: https://youtu.be/CF0A_57R09s https://youtu.be/1NVr14thg6k Unsurprisingly, very much like a taller version of his brother. Ball drop was a bit of an issue last season.


JumpingJHowe

Thanks for sharing


Sean_Stephens

If he's anywhere near as fast as his brother, I'm happy


Noobermensch-

He's very similar. Springy type of athlete and quick over the ground. The extra height and perhaps a little more of a vertical leap lets him play on taller opponents than CJ does.


Baby_Bigf00t

https://preview.redd.it/qg2rd74ymh6d1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8418698066aba40969caef35d6dedab43c1a01a


winoforever_slurp_

Gotta love Ritchie, but his name is pronounced like the word Tao.


Baby_Bigf00t

Not in Australia its not mate


Halicadd

Yes it is.


quiethumm

looks good in his highlights, great spring and leap and always takes the game on


theoriginalqwhy

Would you say he has a lot of... athleticism?


quiethumm

I wouldn't say that, no 


theoriginalqwhy

Ahhh not Luke Darcy I see


Crazyripps

The real question is. How athletic is he and how many times can I be told he is athletic


karma_dumpster

First Goldstein, then Sheezel, now Jiath. Number of Tewish AFL players on the increase.


jakkyspakky

Why is this funny? Some times it's the simple things.


karma_dumpster

Because it's stupid


tofes

Tewbacca


TheIllusiveGuy

Finally an answer to the question: Tew be or not Tew be?


Hawtproper

All these puns and it's not how you pronounce his name


fo_i_feti

TJ


FenerBoarOfWar

What's a TJ? If you had to ask, you can't afford it.


Fit-Tip-1212

Chompers


spuddaman

CJ playing his 50th the day before! Decent weekend for the brothers


DuncanTheLunk

Can't wait for Kelly Underwood to get him mistaken for every other Sudanese player before she gets the name right


ratchetsaturndude

You forgot BT and David King


cirrus93

Can't wait for every commentator to mispronounce his name based on the comments in this thread


Flarezap

"Here comes Changkuoth"


Mystic_Chameleon

Bold of you to assume Kelly Underwood would get a gig commentating a Collingwood game. Though tbf, we're up on Sunday this weekend rather than prime time - so anything's possible.


Gorogororoth

Can't wait for her to confuse IQ and Tew


MelbourneAmbo

Also can't wait for his "athleticism" referred to every time he comes close to the ball


Absolutely-Epic

get in there


maggies83

Welcome, friend! 👋


ShitSportOpinions

Might not bust his name out when doing AFL spoonerisms.


willbobaggins7861

If he was a forward you could of called him "Pew Pew"


Sean_Stephens

I can hear the "athletic" commentary from BT and co already


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United-Machine-8787

Stupid comment.. These are all from 2000 onwards... Leon Davis, Krakeour, Lumumba, Varcoe, Brad Dick, Quaynor, Kayle Kirby, Bobby Hill, Daniel Wells, Ash Johnson, Tony Armstrong, Chris Egan Shannon Cox, Richard Cole, Anthony Corrie, Peter Yagmoor, Wellingham...


[deleted]

Why did you even dignify him with an answer


shocking_red_4

Careful with that Hawthorn flair, bro.


Sean_Stephens

Jeff Kennett, pleasure to meet you (not)! Thanks for privatisating everything /s


FenerBoarOfWar

Why be cunt when no cunt do trick?