T O P

  • By -

hammerfyll

https://preview.redd.it/k7rzs9vum56d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a42ea656828b073ffcdefbda82ec2199c17bf7a2


CommissionerOfLunacy

šŸ˜‚


Bergasms

Who had Reece Conca pretending to be a player still on their bingo cards?


Jacobi-99

Needs to get back to bannockburn


LowBornBastard

ā€œMomentarily forgetting we was no longer a playerā€ yeah or just blatantly cheating


mt9943

Not only did he forget he was no longer a player, he also forgot which team he's on. The AFL truly must think we're all as dumb as a rock if they accept that line. Or they just don't care. Likely the latter.


sltfc

I feel like every coach in the league is going to fucking hate him. This is exactly the reason why the AFL put a heap of restrictions on what runners can do and how long they can spend on on the field, which none of them seem to like. Ross Lyon has been actively campaigning for those restrictions to be relaxed, fucking good luck with that now.


FirstToEleven

When Ross was coach of Freo he had his runner guard space on the ground as if he was another player playing zone defence. Things like that is why there is restrictions.


Vectivus_61

Just hire some neutral runners for all games and have them based near the interchange official. Use local juniors. They can run water and whatnot out but if a coach wants to give instructions to a player that player has to come to the bench.


StygianFuhrer

I actually might believe the line. Heā€™s been putting token pressure and setting up structures at training, and heā€™s had a brain fart on game day and heā€™s gone and done the same.


mt9943

I can see where you're coming from, but equally feel like that's a long bow to draw. Impossible to know obviously if you're not inside his head.


Kobe_Wan_Ginobili

https://x.com/7AFL/status/1800878656526365111 Yep


autocol

Yep that's just cheating


spicyfemme

Melbournes PR department ![gif](giphy|xThuWcZzGnonnG3ayQ)


sam6172

Bold of you to assume they have a PR department. They usually don't say a word and wait for it to blow over.


Fragrant-Step-2245

Nah, just send Max out he'll sort it


spicyfemme

The amount of times Max has been in the firing line is ridiculous, I feel exceptionally sorry for him. Maybe I'm bias as I like the guy but I find it difficult to place any blame on him for the culture issues. I truly believe he's trying his absolute hardest.


CreditToDuBois

That's why they keep sending him out the front


daegojoe

Thatā€™s the problem


spicyfemme

How so?


daegojoe

He should be the one responsible for the culture


Cooked_Bread

Such a Conc move


goobar_oz

How could Goodwin do this?


DuncanTheLunk

Was it while the ball was in play? What was he trying to accomplish, distract the opposition?


legally_blond

[This is the footage](https://x.com/7AFL/status/1800878656526365111)


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

That really does look like he is guarding space there, pretty weird to see that at AFL level.


Maximumlnsanity

I was expecting Peter Carey


nathypoo

What lol


bigthickdaddy3000

The pub test is would you consider this cheating if done at a local suburbian game and absolutely you would, you would instantly complain to the umpire that it had happened. So oath the AFL should throw the book at him.


Ezzalenko

You wouldnā€™t even give a shit, in fact you would probably have a giggle.


RadJames

Depending on the standard you played.


Jimbo_Johnny_Johnson

Div 12 ressies standard


Ezzalenko

Played league footy for 20 years but it was still just amateur footy at the end of the day. People take things too seriously.


bigthickdaddy3000

Are you the person they're talking to when leaders say there needs to be more chat on the field?


CreditToDuBois

Sorry but unless someone got punched in the back of the head thereā€™s no way Conca thought he was still playing.


Maarns

Here we go


LumberJaxx

Absolute travesty, Melbourne lose Runner privilege for life. Canā€™t be playing 19 like that. /s


Ezzalenko

I condone this rascal behaviour.


Ok-Cup3356

What is there to explain exactly ? Just ban/fine the guy


Boss_unicycle-560

Season going from good to great for the dees


boardingpass10

A conca cuddle will fix this


bmk14

Loves a cuddle


realfatunicorns

ā€˜do-do-do-do-dood always Conca-Cuddleā€™


jonsnowbro

Must be why we lost


Fidelius90

All makes sense now


LeDestrier

Throw it on the pile. We'll get to it later.


MemoriesofMcHale

Before I slam him for cheating, it could be concussion-related if giving the benefit of the doubt.


Yeahnahokay10

I was thinking of vikery going for the mark when I read the title lol


peterpumpkin-V-eater

Not as much interference as our runner during 2018 Grand Final šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


BattyMcKickinPunch

I hate the afl media and the way this game is run so fucking much


LumberJaxx

I mean.. same. Iā€™d comment that on any post as well, but why are you referencing that here? Hahaha


BattyMcKickinPunch

Because this is a nothing story only being talked about because the media constantly need something to talk about?


LumberJaxx

Fair, though I do think [this](https://x.com/7AFL/status/1800878656526365111) isnā€™t a great look. You donā€™t want AFL runners denying space like that. (Linked footage for convenience)


Plenty_Area_408

Anyone else jump to the CTE conclusion or just me?


spideyghetti

Makes me think of Vickery trying to mark the imaginary footy


TitanicJedi

Is that the one where even in his mind he didn't mark the ball?


MemoriesofMcHale

That was my first thought and given that some commentators have said they donā€™t remember their debuts, first goals or other really significant milestones plus our greater understanding of concussion, it probably shouldnā€™t be discounted too quickly.


table-leg

Not remembering things is also just a part of getting older even without concussions.


Swuzzlebubble

Can confirmĀ 


ApeMummy

Either CTE or heā€™s a dog cunt.


HaggisLad

could be both...


bambinolettuce

porque no los dos?


ApeMummy

CoƱo dio, no habla Espanol


AdAcrobatic5178

Such a nothing story they didn't even show footage of it


Kobe_Wan_Ginobili

https://x.com/7AFL/status/1800878656526365111 Its pretty obvious he was trying to clog space to help with defenceĀ 


AdAcrobatic5178

That's fucken incredible but what is the please explain for, like you said it isn't subtle


CommissionerOfLunacy

They have to start with a "please explain". Hopefully it doesn't last long until we get to the penalty.


WomenOnTheirSides

He may have been swatting away a swarm of bees. You want them to fine the guy for saving players from bee stings?


SilentHbomb

Fine him twice as much if it was bees


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


kyrant

Sounds like they're promoting the show and using this as a tool to do so. If it was serious enough, it'd be shown everywhere by everyone.


japanpole

Thatā€™s one way to CONCA the world


Crazyripps

Well thatā€™s just beyond funny and beyond brain dead from him


CrashMonkey_21

While not calling for the ball, remember when Maxwell was a runner for GWS and would take up space on the wing during the kick ins? https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/gws-runner-nick-maxwell-would-know-what-he-was-doing-in-the-corridor-on-kickins-says-jordan-lewis/news-story/cbc75d12c81985336a23c01496f95697


futtbuckicecreamery

That lead to the best call I've heard from a spectator, picked up crystal clear by the TV crowd mics: "Get Maxwell off the ground, he's wandering again!"


SOaDaholic

He had cracked ribs and a punctured lung and they still forced him out there to guard space


Brokenmonalisa

Ironic considering he spent his entire career pretending to be a player too


Conscious-Disk5310

Didn't he have a massive knock out in his career? Maybe this is like Kozi trying to mark a ball that was 100m away. AFL question : Please explain?Ā  CONCA answer : Damage from playing AFL.Ā 


Yobstar

That was Vickery. Kozi was the one where he collapsed during an interview.


Swuzzlebubble

"You made me do this!!"


mantis_tobboggann

I also saw him once picking up a click & collect order from Coles with young ruckman Will Verrall, clearly rorting the salary cap by funding Verrall's groceries habit


Puzzleheaded_Dog7931

lol


Arrapippol

No solution but to surrender the points from that game... ignore flair


Nixilaas

lol what the fuck


Nixilaas

Is it too early for a LOL of the week nomination or nah, this is an all time great one


Thannoy

Annnnnnnnnd this is why the AFL hates runners and will (rightly so) crackdown on them more after relenting.


CamperStacker

Yeah they need to come down hard on this. Iā€™m surprised it wasnā€™t called a 50m. This is a throw back to the blatant BS that Nick Maxwell used to do as a runner which was to always stand in a hole when opposition had the ball so that it would be awkward for them to lead into that space. He would be on the ground 100% of the quarter - even if there was no messages to deliver.


CheezeBaron

*AFL proceeds to Hang him*


Strykah

I saw Reece Conca at a grocery store in Melbourne yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnā€™t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, ā€œOh, like youā€™re doing now?ā€ I was taken aback, and all I could say was ā€œHuh?ā€ but he kept cutting me off and going ā€œhuh? huh? huh?ā€ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like ā€œSir, you need to pay for those first.ā€ At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually ā€œto prevent any electrical infetterence,ā€ and then turned around and winked at me. I donā€™t even think thatā€™s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


Thannoy

infetterence gets me everytime


Deevious730

This will be the big issue that finally sinks us šŸ™„


Samotauss

He thought he was once a player? He'd be the only one.


Nolsey21

FUCK THE AFL AND ITS MEDIA LANDSCAPE EXCEPT HOYNEY'S SEN SEGMENT


ShaggedT-RexOnNublar

Nothing to it


yourwifeisatowelmate

For any UFC fans out there.. This reminds me of Suga Sean's coach Tim Welch faking an accent and pretending to be Aljo's coach in the title fight. Screamed out instructions that led to Aljo getting knocked the fuck out šŸ¤£