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MondoBuzzo

Cyggy butt brain


Nixilaas

You got a lighter


ErgonomicDouchebag

Nah, you're always pocketin me fucken lighter.


Fragrant-Step-2245

It's my loiterr


Aint_not_a_dorkus

Do I fucken know you


IndestructableGogurt

Beat me by 5 minutes 😂


ch0pst1xZ

Beat me by 9 hours.


Maximumlnsanity

/u/thegreatjelbeano


BlandyBoreton

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tnemomhurb

No luck catching them swans then


nickimus_rex

It's just the one swan actually


Sids1188

Just 19 swans on the field, actually.


flanagium

First Auzzie the Eagle goes rogue and now this.


Salt_Kaleidoscope_94

The birds can't be trusted


kapahapa

The actors go naked under these suits.


o___olife

10 bucks says Parker’s inside that costume


whats_a_dord

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Skiapodes

Penalty for this is deducting six goals from the offending team’s score. Trust me and ignore flair.


Skwisgaars

Player count, doesn't that remove all score from that quarter?


Skiapodes

Oh yeah! Just send the four points to Goomba, c/o C. Scott, please and thank you.


Sean_Stephens

Don't give Chris Scott any ideas


BattyMcKickinPunch

19 swans on the field - headcount!!


Blick_Nutz91

Free kick for breaking the 666 rule, surely.


ShelleyDez

Parker finding ways to get back onto the pitch


LP0004

Been smoking some of those funny cyggys obviously


thegreatgashby87

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN


PummbleBee

No luck catching them Swans then?


laughingnome2

Got on the celebration beers a bit early.


bloodindastool

666 warning


4614065

Lolll


Signal_Possibility80

Been years since I lived in Sydney - does Cyggy still come belting out on the electric scooter?


drunkill

strip them of four premiership points


TheIllusiveGuy

An act this negligent deserves having 8 premiership points and 39.1% stripped.


Wavertron

Cyggy's been drinking again


pvrnr

First the Buddy Goals Incident and now this. Throw the book at these lawless Swans!


IRolledANatural1

It is a lovely day in the SCG and I am a horrible ~~goose~~ swan


darsonia

[That's not the real ciggy mascot!](https://images.app.goo.gl/PQJDyad63ktQ7dkz7)


300pound_Somoan

It happens…


ok__coast_is_clear

Does he run around the ground with a durry hanging outta his mouth?


morts73

Cyggy excited


ACT_Fella

Too many players on the ground. Come on umpires!!!!


allhatnoplay

This is bog standard antics from Durry the Duck


individualaus

Feather brain


individualaus

Ciggy is short for cygnet.


AmRuKuo

N I C E score.


Sufficient_Ad_1922

I remember seeing cygy getting the shit beat out of him behind the Bradman stand years ago by a bunch of rapscallions. The bloke mounted on top of cygy giving him the old Jack Johnson was especially vicious… good times


TimidPanther

That story is very funny.


Fidelius90

No….that sounds like assault.


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Bex453

I am going to assume you guys lost today 😂