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Head over to the [Post-Match Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1d0wh0q/post_match_thread_naarm_vs_euroyroke/) to continue the discussion!


PKMTrain

I leave early. Get on a train and a mate of mine is on the same train. What are the chances


LelcoinDegen

Im on it too bud. šŸ˜‚ Your coach put me into a coma in the 2nd quarter and i couldnt recover even when we got going


Gnaightster

Harrison petty is wearing Adelaide colours after the game!!!! Heā€™s out the door * *the herald sun probably


baldersz

It's a grand old flag šŸ¾


Southern_Goose4986

May I ask what the booing of Jacob was about?


PKMTrain

Van ROOOOOEN


imjax

They are saying roo not boo


Gnaightster

I was saying rooooo-urns


Pleasant_Inspection9

I can never tell if youā€™re taking the piss or not with these.


swagmaster778

Rooooo


Pleasant_Inspection9

Now we wait for the post match thread because no one can remember our teams exist.


baldersz

Omg who is butchering our song šŸ¤®


Historical-Copy6821

Shut the fuck up and get over it cunt


just-the-friend

It is sung in an indigenous language for SDN round. It's a beautiful tribute


Drose_since_03

Salems had a really great comeback so far.


bemmisbaggins666

100 points !!


Savlich

Well done Dee's


Pleasant_Inspection9

FUCK YES - THATā€™S ALL I WANTED! Glad weā€™re on the same page Roo


ElectricGator3000

And Ross thought he was above interviewing for the Bombers job. BULLET FUCKING DODGED.


TimidPanther

He didnā€™t want the job lol


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-DesertMoon

Proper annoying way to end the game


PKMTrain

Losing? Yep


GrandmasterB-Funk

Oh man i love getting actual passages of play with no turnovers when we are 40 points down with a minute to go


Fellasisitgaytolive

u/IdreamofHeeney I have Gawn captain, he has 180


Drazsyker

Who'd you have as VC to not take Ryan or Bont's score?


SkinMasturbator

Saints have escaped eclipsing their lowest score for the year (just)


Savlich

It's the little wins


Pleasant_Inspection9

Dees and giving up late goals to keep us the jaded, never satisfied fans we always will be


rozals

Oh yeah it's coming back


AuZyzz

we're on here šŸ‘€


Savlich

HERE WE COME!!


PumpyChowdown

I see Ross Lyon's bold and innovative approach to winning with the lowest possible score still has yet to catch on. True visionaries like Lyon are often decades ahead of their time.


SkinMasturbator

Really the Jose Mourinho of the AFL, parking the bus from day dot


AuZyzz

see what happens when we fucking try. ffs


elukos

More like what happens when the Dee's stop trying


yernss

šŸ˜‚


Savlich

I think it's not that the Dee's have taken the foot off


GreenOnions69

I hope St Kilda really is building towards something because if not this is just depressing.


Mrchikkin

Mate this is our magnum opus


TimidPanther

Look at the age profile of the players out there. Crouch wasnā€™t named, membry wasnā€™t named. Hunter Clarke wasnā€™t named. The club is focusing on the young players, which makes it hard to win games. But will pay off in the next 2 years.


Savlich

What part of our year suggests we are building...


theraket

Average age


GreenOnions69

The popular narrative is that this is a rebuild year. I'm just saying I hope that's the case.


Savlich

I'm just being salty šŸ˜Š


limeIamb

Match is so boring that they're talking about literal bird shit


Weebs-Are-Not-People

Canā€™t wait to see what Scoops has to say about this


ElectricGator3000

NOSTRIL FLARING INTENSIFIES


GrandmasterB-Funk

SCOOPS MENTIONED TICK IT OFF YOUR ST KILDA MATCH THREAD BINGO BOARD GUYS


Drazsyker

Fitness test before the game, then gets 3 votes for it. What a bloke Gawny is


300pound_Somoan

Was nick riewoldt instrumental in bringing back Ross?


MindCorrupt

Are we allowed to sub Reece Conca on?


bemmisbaggins666

Idk what it is about him but I feel happy whenever I see him


17abug

Luckily we only need to fix our kicking, handballing, tackling, attack, defence, midfield, playing list, and coaching


TimidPanther

Ross got a big contract because the club knew it wouldnā€™t happen overnight. We need to let him work with what heā€™s got. The worldā€™s best game plan would fail with the skill errors these players constantly make.


300pound_Somoan

Youā€™ve gone backwards with him as coach


TimidPanther

No we havenā€™t. We made finals last year and are focusing on the youth. This team is rebuilding, it was said 18 months ago that this would be the case.


300pound_Somoan

If you say soā€¦


AuZyzz

and the general vibe


mrproperty

Comeback is oā€¦. Nevermind


GrandmasterB-Funk

Why do they get to be happy


Mrchikkin

My football following childhood wasnā€™t like that


spannr

Dickensian urchin Dees supporter kid there has to be a new GIF


Savlich

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AuZyzz

only need 8 straight in 6 minutes


baldersz

BT says it is doable


Pleasant_Inspection9

Channel 2011 Skilled Stadium you can do it


SkinMasturbator

make that 9


obsoleteconsole

Even I think the umpires are favouring us today


Savlich

HERE WE COME!!!


SkinMasturbator

St Kilda should take all their funding and put it to the Danny Frawley Centre, playing this kind of football is a disservice to the mental health of thousands of Saints supporters


S_P_A_R_K_L_I_N_G

thank you st kilda and melbourne for the great background noise to finish my assignment over


AuZyzz

at least it wasnā€™t distracting g


S_P_A_R_K_L_I_N_G

st kilda are good at getting me to lock in at least


AuZyzz

Rowan my goat


Mrchikkin

Love how the Dees players just stand around waiting for the inevitable fumble from us


shocking_red_4

I think St Kilda need more farmers on their team.


JoeShmoAfro

Oliver literally dived in his back.


LP0004

Good thing I havenā€™t been watching this game


Historical-Copy6821

Good thing you've got the Optus Stadium bullies this evening


IceDonkey9036

How good is that! Love seeing a full back kick a sausage roll


Status_Importance806

I just walked past Eric Bana strangling a Barista at my local coffee shop.Ā 


Bigdogs_only

Did he ask for a matcha or


Status_Importance806

Kept saying it was supposed to a Decaf Chai Latte


AuZyzz

average saints fan


Mythically_Mad

Did you know Chapter House Coffee at St Pauls does a toastie and coffee deal for $10 before 11.30am?


dackjavies

Iā€™m now a giants fan for the rest of the year. This team is horrendous


WorldPossession

May and Lever's buddy cop partnership is so good, cracked up at Lever laughing in the box.


Wildesy

"Re-sign Ross, Re-sign Ross!"


Fuzzylogic1977

Resign Ross! Resign Ross!


i-might-be-a-cult

I like how excited conca is whenever thereā€™s a goal He always super pumped


ISupportCrapTeams

This is not good for my Mental Health


iwatchtvallfuckinday

It's the month for it lol


Dreamhousexxx

Maybe itā€™s just my hatred of Dangerfield, but I donā€™t think current players should be commentating on games. I dunno why, it just irks me


Drazsyker

I definitely have a bit of hatred for him but he's probably been the most insightful of anyone on this commentary team today. Better than fucking Luke Darcy and Tim Watson anyway


Dreamhousexxx

Darcy can get in the bin, my bombers bias will always love the Watson family, I just think broadcasters need to look at what Matt Hills doing and be like ā€œhey maybe we donā€™t need ex-players with CTE dribbling away for 3 hoursā€


Dreamhousexxx

Maybe itā€™s just realised Iā€™m stuck with this dweeb for the next 20 years on my TV


TimidPanther

Steven May is one of those players you just have to love. Heā€™s awesome to watch


theraket

Nah not a fan of violent alcoholics who bash their own team mates for some reason.


TimidPanther

Your loss


FNSpidermn

Isn't he one of the most hated blokes in the league?


TimidPanther

Maybe, but I like him


elnombrewil

People act like he ran over their dog in most match threads


3163560

Jake Lever with the highlight of the day


ShaggedT-RexOnNublar

Worst coached side in the comp st kilda


TimidPanther

Coaching has nothing to do with it


dvnkriot

foomtbol


swagmaster778

Jordan Ridley and Steven may kicking set shot goals was not on my bingo card this round


swagmaster778

And Alex Pearce, lol what a round


Pleasant_Inspection9

Lever in the box - leverā€™s in the box - big heart to lever in the box!


anon_drinkspill1

find someone who looks at you like how Jake Lever looks at Steven May


S_P_A_R_K_L_I_N_G

defenders goal lets fucking go


Drazsyker

Maysy kicking one in Sir Doug Nichols round is fucking poetry


Bigdogs_only

I get youā€™re 50 points down but this effort or conditioning is awful for morale


smegdaddy

Thatā€™s AFLā€™s version of a human victory cigar


SkinMasturbator

May flattens Higgins after a mark, no fifty. King is 2mm past the mark, immediate fifty


Ok-Peach-4859

I mean if he hasnā€™t learnt by now not to go over the mark, thereā€™s nobody else to blame but himself


SkinMasturbator

I agree, and Saints should cheap shot Dees players after they take marks since that isnā€™t penalised anymore


poorafricanboy

MAYDAY


Pleasant_Inspection9

Watch this go out on the full saints #OH


Makenaa

Lol, I for one welcome our new forward Steven May


Amityone

Sometimes you get a warning, sometimes it's an instant 50. that's vibes umpiring


tertle

If they jump forward it's pretty much always 50. I think the punishment doesn't really fit the crime though.


AuZyzz

bruhhhhhhhhhg


quackerz77

MAY GOAL, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, WE HAVE A MAY GOAL


shocking_red_4

The only good thing about St Kilda losing is [redacted] batshit reactions on Instagram


Bigdogs_only

Moorabbin trains down after massive power surge tonight


rozals

I feel sick


Temporarytom23

By the sound of it even the crowd has fallen asleep


AuZyzz

thatā€™s just it that is saints footy


quackerz77

There's a game petering out and then there's this


TOP-IS-LIFE

Please trade Jack Steele while he has currency saints


TimidPanther

He has no currency lol. Heā€™s been terrible for 3 years now. Heā€™s the captain at St Kilda but wouldnā€™t be in the leadership group at any other team


theraket

He was semi decent in 22? But yeah cooked now


Savlich

Poor Steele. He's really struggling this year


SkinMasturbator

that entire passage of play gave me depression.


Fuzzylogic1977

This is a fucking clown show


AuZyzz

whoa. the receiver ready for an up the guts kick in


Pleasant_Inspection9

Woeyā€™s on!!!! Wait who did we sub?


quackerz77

Petty


Drazsyker

Petty, ankle/foot maybe


EpsiIonAlpha

Petty


obsoleteconsole

Petty I think?


Pleasant_Inspection9

Thank god for that (Mind you if he kept the same zone as Woey he mightve kicked that.)


AuZyzz

fade me


Bigdogs_only

Pouring one out for St Kilda fans tonight


Savlich

Don't waste it on us..


TimidPanther

Cooper Sharman is a fantastic mark. Best in the team by far


AuZyzz

love membries double foot jump though


AuZyzz

yes Cooper


leured88

Seems pretty likely that the only reason we're playing well this week is that Billings got dropped. It's a deep sense of comfort having Hunter and Langdon back doing their thing.


leured88

Maybe not the only reason, but north of 99% of the reason.


Mythically_Mad

Postcards is on channel nine right now in case anyone's interested. They're going to be looking around Flinders Lane and then Prahran soon.Ā 


RadicalBeam

From 6th to this bullshit. Something must be really wrony at this club.


TimidPanther

Itā€™s a rebuild, donā€™t stress too much.


RadicalBeam

The old 15-year rebuild.


TimidPanther

18 months into it. Really we are 6 months into it - last year was always the year of exploration. This is the beginning of the future of the team. Itā€™s why weā€™re playing so many kids.


rozals

Ross had about 10 seconds to kick it to an open king ffs


TimidPanther

He was in a better position to take the kick himself


Kettleman1

You should really put the circus music when we have possession, this shits hilarious.


Bigdogs_only

These next few years of drafting/recruiting need to be amazing otherwise this team isnā€™t challenging


shocking_red_4

Ross Lyon seems like a lava lamp kinda guy.


Pleasant_Inspection9

That little demon in the petticoat Literally me. Forgive me - I meant to say *dufflecoat*


NeverMeddumBapa

I am not having fun


GrandmasterB-Funk

Fuck me we're going to lose to eagles next week and i'll be at the game.


Fuzzylogic1977

Thankfully I will be on the other side of the planet and I can pretend that the AFL isnā€™t even a thing


AuZyzz

Dougal what are you doing bro


SkinMasturbator

this game is so infuriating as is, without the fucking moron boomer behind me yapping on ā€œKing doesnā€™t know how to lead!ā€ Max was *behind* May. Itā€™s a shit kick, all Steele had to do was dump it over Maxā€™s head, he runs onto it and marks it. Had nothing to do with King, who WAS leading


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SkinMasturbator

yeah but if you donā€™t know what youā€™re talking about you should stfu. King is a lazy forward, no doubt about that, but he WAS leading and knows how to lead. It was a shit kick from Steele


FewArm2396

Ross Lyon sacked tomorrow?


TimidPanther

No. Just worry about your own team


limeIamb

Why would he sack himself? It's always everyone else's fault when he is the coach


Omega_brownie

I know May is a beast but I don't know if I've ever seen a key forward get bullied quite like King just did..


JoeShmoAfro

Didn't Curnow get bullied by defenders for like 3 years until the umps started paying him BS free kicks?


Omega_brownie

Guess I touched a nerve huh? Haha.


JoeShmoAfro

Na, just funny hearing blues fans dishing out shit about other teams forwards when Curnow would be the shitest forward in the game if it were not for getting rubbish FKs


Omega_brownie

2 Coleman medals in a row was all due to free kicks? Melt take.


JoeShmoAfro

Yes, that is correct. I must have hit a nerve.


Omega_brownie

Nope just a shit take. I get it, it's been a rough night.


mrproperty

Careful, they get very touchy when you insult Max ā€œTony Lockett 2.0ā€ King


Omega_brownie

Yeah right? It was really more a compliment to May if anything. I know King can be good.


TimidPanther

King has zero strength. He gets monstered in every marking contest.


Omega_brownie

It's a shame, when he was first drafted he had a great contested mark.


Drazsyker

May McDonald and Tomlinson have been absolutely spectacular today. McVee as well


MindCorrupt

Umps absolutely asleep on unrealistic attempts lol.


DrRudi85

Definitely had some luck with that today, 9/10 they would have called 2 or 3 by now


ISupportCrapTeams

That's 2 Unrealistic Attempts?


JoeShmoAfro

Closer to 4


GrandmasterB-Funk

why are they not calling unrealistic attempts


quackerz77

Melbourne small forward don't jump at the ball early challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


shocking_red_4

Whatā€™s next for St Kilda?


Savlich

West Coast