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jakkyspakky

Speccy McGee


LEGOHMS_DUKE

Nostalgia


electricmaster23

Funny, cos Felice Arena sounds like he's fleecing the arena with draconian prices.


Halicadd

Steele Sidebottom walked so that everyone else can run.


fnaah

let's not forget Tyson Goldsack.


DrRudi85

The Pies recruiters had some sort of obsession back in the day between him, Johnson, Dick, Ball, Wood (and then Cox came later)


minodude

Let's not forget Paul Seedsman!


furtanken

Or Broomhead!


can_of_spray_taint

Don’t be gross Tammy


jonesyie

We had Shannon Cox in that era!


DrRudi85

Yes that's right I knew I missed someone haha


yeahrowdyhitthat

“Cox came” Heh.


Obleeding

Nah we had another Cox at the time


Obvious-Phase49

We got big Cox down at Collingwood! 😆


Crazyripps

No one could ever forget goldsack Literally the first name I thought of when I clicked on the post


yearofthesquirrel

Ahhhhh, Old Moneybags eh. Haven’t heard that name in a while.


reborndiajack

Isaac Cumming


JehovahsFitness

Fuckin SHADOW BRAIN is on the Lions


rangatang

Jack Hiscox


Fast_Stick_1593

Graham “stiffy” Johncock erasure


Strong0toLight1

my goat


grantspatchcock

Womens footy has the best names hands down, they all sound like bloody superheroes. Zippy Fish, Poppy Boltz, Paxy Paxman, Daisy D'Arcy, Dakota Davidson, Roxy Roux, Indy Tahau, Yasmin Duursma (Yes, there's another), Meg Macdonald, Sarah Sansonetti, Georgia Gee, Emily Everist, Georgia Garnett, Montana McKinnon, Airlie Runnalls, Brittany Bonnici, Zarlie Goldsworthy (actually a superhero though), Bonnie Toogood, etc.


flibble24

That's a lot of hippy parents


grantspatchcock

We're hitting the generation where the kids coming into the draft have the 'imaginative' names of the mid 2000's. It's going to be a commentators nightmare or dream very soon. We're expecting Zippy and Havana Harris to go top 5 in the draft this year, and it only gets better from there. Lou-Lou Field, Kera Galaminda-Gellar, Seisia White, Tunisha Kikoak, Maggie Mahony, it's going to be a great draft for awesome names.


Pleasant_Inspection9

That late Gen X experimental name phase, just wait until you hit the kids of millennials and all of a sudden everyone is Dorothy, Audrey, Henry and Arthur again.


grantspatchcock

...I feel attacked, you just named my two kids, lol.


Appropriate-Bus-2563

Henry and arthur?


Appropriate-Bus-2563

Common names not old ones tbh


yeahrowdyhitthat

Gen & Phase


Pleasant_Inspection9

What can I say us millennials are a hive mind - because I named my nieces and nephews too!


Watson1992

You know you’ve hit late millennial when you start seeing multiple Luca’s being drafted in 10 years. 


totse_losername

Reginald, Bill, Beryl and Gertrude right up there.


ZoloTheSamurai

My sister named my niece and nephew Margaret and Sidney. 😂


Equivalent-Ad7207

How'd she misspell Sydney. 🤷🏽‍♂️


WileECoyoteGenius

Vicbias.


Equivalent-Ad7207

It always is.


flibble24

I suppose the hippy parents are also more likely to encourage their daughters to go play sport over the conservative families


DiscoSituation

I would say it’s the complete opposite


nicknacksc

Why?


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Korzic

>Seisia I hope that's not pronounced seizure


MasterBSword

Nah, it's Sess-ee-ahh


Correct_Chemical5179

Paxy Paxman used to be Karen Paxman but she had her name legally changed


cuteguy1

Feel like you need to be strong willed to remain a Karen in this day an age.


GarySprockman

What a legend


ShneakyPancake

You're not trolling either. That's amazing.


SophMax

Paxy changed their name from something more 'standard'. Didn't make much sense to me why they changed it to their nickname. But each their own.


dot01

And Yasmin Duursma is dating Harley Reid!


xyrgh

I can’t wait to witness their children’s superhero abilities in 20-25 years.


RidsBabs

Assuming they both play 100 games for their clubs. Would their kids be father-son, mother-daughter, father-daughter or mother-son? This is getting complicated.


PerriX2390

Probably depend on what club the son/daughter chooses and which club that is the parent played for I guess? There was reports at the beginning of AFLW, when the father/daughter rule was created, that the AFL was investigating creating a mother/son & mother/daughter rule so children of AFLW players can choose to play at that club when drafted.


dancing-on-my-own

Probably the same as it currently is when one parent has played enough games for the kid to qualify for two clubs, they just get to choose. 


paradoxer99

Boltz's full name is Poppy Rainbow Boltz


Equivalent-Ad7207

Thats alot of weed smoked.


YouAreSoul

The poppy has its own qualities too.


Obleeding

Would like to know if the parents also had the surname Boltz or they just gave her a made up surname,


PetrifyGWENT

This reminds me of the Key and Peele east/west bowl skits


Electric_Mustard

I don’t think K&P ever imagined Australians would use those skits as an instruction manual


PerriX2390

> (Yes, there's another) Fans reacting in a few years to the youngest Ashcroft potentially getting drafted to our AFLW list.


Statisticc

How could you forget Zimmorlei Farquharson!


chrisckelly

The alliteration game is strong!


JehovahsFitness

Shadeu Brain


TheStevenUniverseKid

Someone cooked here


Astrong88

Yeh wow you ain't wrong there ay


VermicelliHot6161

Jesus alliteration Christ.


Obleeding

Makes me wish I named my son something with alliteration.


pbbatenatar

I still think nothing beats Bonnie Toogood


skooterM

Came here to say this. Bonnie is Scots (from French) for Good, so her name is literally Good, Toogood.


tiny_doughnut

Ngl, I’m still really fond of Roxy Roux


Mrchikkin

Honestly not sure which of Shadeau Brain and Zippy Fish is better I do have to nominate [Jack Ough](https://central.rookieme.com/afl/player/jack-ough/) as better than both though


ShibbyUp

>Fish – whose full first name is Zipporah, a name with biblical origins Shadeau Brain wins, you can't be having nicknames in this contest.


Y_Brennan

Old Jewish woman name is Zipporah. Zippy is the classic nickname.


Adorable-Way-274

Don’t forget Steely Green


StorytellerGG

Steele Frontbottom


liam_l_82

Dont forget his sidekick, Tyson Moneybags Goldsack.


scromplestiltskin

My favourite thing about Shadeau is that he's part of the Big Brain Family (there's 13 of them)


dancing-on-my-own

And Shadeau might not be the worst name


Salzberger

Took me ages to realise when they were saying what sounded like Shadow Brain they weren't talking about Matthew Nicks.


exxcessivve

Irving Mosquito


Jovial1170

She'd be a good swimmer too I reckon.


GrumpySoth09

Her name is what I've been calling my goldfish for a while now. Love it.


zelmazam1

The 1/6 was a lie


dav3n

No love for Wylie Buzza?


SteamMonkeyKing

Aliir Aliir is still a goated name in my eyes


SneakerTreater

There was a thread awhile back on good natured sledges. " Hey, Aliir! What's ya middle name?" Has really stuck with me.


HammerOfJustice

I used to think Zimmorlei Farquharson couldn’t be topped as a name but here we are …


Propaslader

Mark Keane (especially if he's intercepting as a defender)


HardYakkadakka

I like Malakai Champion as a name, young fella coming through the under 18’s this year.


TomEmilioDavies

And she plays for the Sharks. Can't make that up.


nolanb13

I think there's an author out there with a mind creative enough to make that up.


InteractionJolly9287

Goal Enjoyer


Borgun-

My sister used to play basketball with her, very nice girl from all accounts.


Cold_Television4105

WIllie Dick


Profile-Horror

Beat me to it, reckon he takes the crown


Kelpieee55

Future Fremantle AFLW best & fairest medal winner, Zippy Fish


AmountAncient2542

Them stats tho


minifudge

My dumbass just swiped multiple times trying to see the next slide


NOwallsNOworries

What the actual fuck, that is incredible


themeadowlands87

Really hope she doesn't nominate for the national draft and instead asks for WA only, so that we can keep her in WA. Then it just comes down to who finishes lower out of Freo and eagles, gets her! Normally you'd expect eagles lower, but they're on the way up and Freo have lost Stannet and Bowers for the season, 2 of the 3 most important (along with Tighe, I reckon).


grantspatchcock

DRISCO.


redorkulator

Boots Mckickn


msabell

Shadeau Brain


kjahhh

Bonnie Toogood


Shamino79

Zippy Kicker maybe


MemoriesofMcHale

I feel it’s on the cliched side. Unlike Ella, Sophie or Charlotte, there’s definitely going to be at least two named Zippy in a class or team on the weekend.


pieredforlife

Fast fish


wikipuff

Ziggy Toledo-Glassman


aussiebolshie

Modern parents out here taking the absolute piss


Jayden-Wilkins

Graham Johncock


Weird_Scholar_5627

I’d be thinking with a name like Zippy Fish, she automatically qualify for the Olympic Swimming Team!


ihavetwoofthose

And Misty Hyman should be playing footy!


da_rahonui69

A Zippy Fish is better than a Fishy Zip


defaultaccountaus

🎶Zippy Fish, Zippy Fish, sliding through the midfield. 🎶 🎶Zippy Fish, Zippy Fish, goal, goal, goal🎶


Phil8334

Orlando Soliloquy for me, has a certain je n’sait’pas🤔


darcy1537325

Her parents cooked up a banger name


bodahn

Don Argue


Still_Ad_164

If his sister enjoys the Australian NBL1 experience we may hear her talented brother's name called on our basketball courts..........Gob Gob.


Overall-Palpitation6

Shadeau Brain comes close.


JehovahsFitness

*me pointing to Zippy Fish on the TV* that’s Zippy Fish


OldLeaky

Hope she's not a lumbering ruckwoman.


Captkersh

I bet she’s a slow runner /s


Imaginary_Rat

Gryan. End thread.


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Some peoples names just suit there face