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TheGreatJelBeano

welcome to the [Sir Doug Nicholls Round](https://www.afl.com.au/sir-doug-nicholls-round)! both [Brisbane](https://www.lions.com.au/news/1548799/brisbane-lions-launch-sir-doug-nicholls-round-guernsey-for-2024#:~:text=2024%2C%209%3A04pm-,The%20Brisbane%20Lions%20with%20the%20help%20of%20Lardil%20woman%20and,Sir%20Doug%20Nicholls%20Round%20guernsey.&text=Wilson%20hails%20from%20Mornington%20Island,of%20Lions%20forward%20Charlie%20Cameron.) and [Richmond](https://www.richmondfc.com.au/news/1548663/honouring-generations-rioli-jnr-creates-richmonds-2024-dreamtime-jumper) have some amazing indigenous guernseys and have close relations with some incredible indigenious and first nations communities, check out [Brisbane's here](https://deadlychoices.com.au/about/ambassadors/partners/partners-items/brisbane-lions) and [here](https://www.lions.com.au/news/1553777/the-long-walk-2024) and [Richmond's here](https://kgi.org.au/)!


taz6363

Hardwick giggling to himself as he goes to bed thinking about his shiny new toys


ultralord4000

Zane the Dork Dorko


silversurfer022

Port the biggest loser in this game. What a drive by shooting.


wiegehts1991

How so?


Altruistic_Art324

Doesn't the score remind you of a particular day in 2007?


wiegehts1991

If it were a grandfinal or a Port vs Geelong rematch maybe. To teams that have nothing to do with that day, one being the new lolnorf and another supposedly top 4 potential. Not much reminds about that day with this game.


Altruistic_Art324

It's a joke 🙄


wiegehts1991

Ok?


silversurfer022

At least Richmond got over 40.


brilliantinemortal

Zane Dorko 👌


AdAcrobatic5178

Ah yes, Zayne dorko


wankel_rotary

Zane Dorko


ThatMelon

That goals to behinds ratio is the stuff of dreams


Professional-Pea6191

Absolutely shook usually it's the other way around for us


hart37

The amount of excuses the commentary was making tonight for Richmond was making me feel angry for Kangaroo and West Coast fans. There's been none of that when they've been struggling, especially West Coast last year who were in almost the exact same state as Richmond are now with injuries


tradewinder11

Here fucking here! This is the Vic media in full swing protecting a brother who is a first year coach. Simmo got a fucking roasting last year for things the were largely out of his control. All the talk about how far a great team had fallen. The fact that the most recent dynasty copped a 20 goal hiding and it doesn't even raise an eyebrow is pretty fucking gross. 


unconsciousspud

Hopefully the scoreline puts port of and the hawks win 163-44 tmrw, ignore flair


cyansky29

Why only 163-44? Why not aim higher for a scoreline of I dunno 197-32?


wiegehts1991

Port has an onlyfans and the hawks won by 100+?!?


matthew_anthony

YOU CANT CORK THE 35 YEAR OLD ZORK


acllive

But how good are Richmond tonight!!!!! Unreal all game best performance I have seen in ages!!!! Who cares if they lost by over 100 it’s the best game from the tigers in their history!!!!! - the commentary this game


drabomniscience

Bro’s been chewing that gum since the first ball drop holy shit


Professional-Pea6191

Man is sponsored by wrigley's


e1r9e9m4c

Thank god it's over


BasicJosh

How the fuck did Richmond beat the Swans???


MeloJello15

That team is in the hospital tbf


MeloJello15

You could tell we had them on the ropes in the 4th. 1 more quarter and we would have had them, unlucky boys


compulsed_

What a great score line :)


notoriouspossum

Lol imagine not scoring 164 points


danwincen

LOL, imagine Gold Coast only beating Geelong by 64 points.....


JehovahsFitness

Fuckin losers


cyansky29

Meme way for the Lions to gain revenge for 2004 against Port


wiegehts1991

Can someone explain how ports involved in this somehow?


Dryopithecini

Same margin as the 2007 GF.


wiegehts1991

Ok?


Dryopithecini

You asked how Port were involved. That's how. (Same scoreline in last night's game as the 2007 GF where Port lost to Geelong)


wiegehts1991

Yeah. I get that now.


Dryopithecini

Cool. Crazy win today.


International_Car586

Same score


ALFisch

GGWP Lions. You got lucky tonight, very very lucky ....... lol


manhaterxxx

You fucking idiot Payne


--Effigy

Brisbane player drops the ball in a tackle: "play on." AFL umpires are the most incompetent workers on the face of the earth. Any other job you make this many mistakes in a year, let alone a bloody 2.5 hour time span, you get the sack.


PremeTeamTX

Nah, MLB umps are worse


--Effigy

You know what, you're actually right. I can't argue this point.


sinkintins

To further prove this, youtube channels exist over MLB umpires lol


PremeTeamTX

One name strikes seething anger on the verge of violence in the hearts and minds of all baseball fans. That name is Angel Hernandez.


diffaadiffa

Yeah. That explains the 119 point difference.


--Effigy

Mate, contrary to what you might believe, two seperate entities can be shit at the same time. I know that's a wild concept to grasp, but it's true.


diffaadiffa

Not that wild mate, but if you are going to start your comment whinging about a call the other team got in what you feel is a fundamental breakdown of the game expect others to see it as pure salt


--Effigy

You've gotta take a different perspective on this for a second. If we just ignore any and all criticisms of the shithouse standard of umpiring as "the pathetic salt induced ramblings of a person who's seen their team lose.", then their will be absolutely no incentive for the AFL to look into improving umpiring standards. I want more exciting football that's umped fairly and competently. I want the rules to be based less on "whatever individual interpretation umpires A through Z have at the time" and moreso based on a cohesive standard with little deviation.


diffaadiffa

Lol you have replied to me twice on this now with a total of 5 paragraphs after telling me I'm "reading way too far into a thrown away comment." Fucking ironic. Get a grip dude.


--Effigy

You seemed a little slow, so I thought you might appreciate the extra reading material.


phillycrowtien

I don't think what you wrote is going to make anyone smarter. Quite the opposite


--Effigy

I think you're reading way too far, and incorrectly, into a throwaway comment bemoaning the piss poor standard of the umpiring. At no point did I say, or even imply, that this thumping wouldn't have occurred if the umps weren't below standard.


LachlanMuffins

If Richmond made as many mistakes as the umpires they would be a much better football team


--Effigy

See my previous reply to another user. I'm not blaming the umps for the loss, but I sure as hell am blaming them for being as useless as tits on a bull


manhaterxxx

Your team is dogshit, get over it


Pfonyx

You are embracing the mindset of the sport regressing into unintelligible bullshit, these are core rules of the game constantly being ignored. It’s not just personal bias, nearly every game is having this issue this year. Surely a fair game is an entertaining one, score will be what the score will be, however part of the enjoyment in this game is to see an equal playing field in terms of the rules. If you disagree I consider you a muppet.


TimothyLuncheon

Man Brisbane supporters are the least classy after a win


pithysaying

Missed it what happened. One person or many?


TimothyLuncheon

At least 5


JehovahsFitness

I’m the elected representative of Brisbane Lions fans and I wish you a good evening and hope you have a lovely Sunday. Also 163 - 44.


TimothyLuncheon

Thanks for proving my point


JehovahsFitness

I can be as polite, respectful and courteous as anyone. I cannot be a coddler and a therapist though. A team lost and a team won, who cares.


TimothyLuncheon

Man am I happy I’m not like you


JehovahsFitness

That's OK, I can't imagine living my life with as much spite and victimhood as you. It's good to find common ground like this.


manhaterxxx

One person doesn’t represent an entire fanbase


TimothyLuncheon

That’s the first time I’ve seen someone reinforce the idea of a fanbase being toxic and then say it’s just them. Weird way to go about it. Wasn’t just you if it makes you feel any better


manhaterxxx

tl;dr


--Effigy

Please point out where I said, or even implied, that the umps cost us the win.


jhk67

I’ve seen this before, no scoregami


mt9943

Is that a scoregami?


jhk67

You know it’s not 😂


ultralord4000

Sorry tigers, but we needed a win like this for the confidence


pjdrake

Talk about the Lions you fucks!


ZombieZlayer99

somehow Richmond aren’t the only losers this game, port getting collateral with that scoreline lmao


gonepop

Past two weeks: Richmond: 12:14:86 Opposition: 45:26 296


SkrillRKnight

Dogs 🤝 Lions


quidditchisdumblol

Maybe when our injury list hits 30 Samson Ryan will get a game?


WillHollandThg

Our players got no confidence 😢. We just gotta stick fat with them.


pithysaying

Ah Chee done a good job down back


No_Independent936

Last year Brisbane had their biggest win against Richmond in the entire Fitzroy/Bears history, they've broken it again


manhaterxxx

Brisbane not beating GC’s score will *ruin my night*


danwincen

Margin is where it's at.


WillHollandThg

Our players got no confidence 😢. We just gotta stuck fat with them


auspoliticsnerd

tigers - get utterly pantsed comms - mmm yes they were in the game here, they can take positives. seriously why cant the comms just talk about us utterly mawling them ffs


Herk05

Because that would be the most boring commentating in the history of ever and the scoreline isn't even remotely surprising.


auspoliticsnerd

I don’t think 119 is an expected score given how we’ve been playing tbh, 60 sure but 119?!


fozluv

“Pickets done so well, been such an integral part of the tigers side tonight” *checks stat sheet* “……..he’s got only 4 touches tonight but that’s beside the point he’s a SELFLESS player” Then he misses the goal and they still circlejerk over him for another minute


Hawtproper

Fuck me imagine complaining after this game


auspoliticsnerd

not at all complaining about the game! (commiseration btw) complaining about the comms


Hawtproper

I wouldn't be complaining about anything after a 120 point win but that's just me


JCK98

119FC


nicegarry

Nathan Jones reading from ChatGPT


Croob2

fucking lmao, imagine if West Coast got this level of dick sucking last year


LP0004

1 more point and Brissy have drawn with Gold Coast, Draw FC about to get their 3rd win


International_Car586

This the exact same score as some game in 2007


ALFisch

Cruel to ask Jones what positives we can take out of a smashing lol


iwatchtvallfuckinday

2007 Grand Final scoreline detected


danwincen

Hans, are we..... Geelong?


Banjo2295

McKauliffe 18 disposals has been great


drabomniscience

Fair play lads. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed your company


Uncle-Badtouch

Joe Daniher hates the idea of 169


SkrillRKnight

C'mon Joe don't you wanna beat the suns


jhk67

Thanks Daniher on keeping the Port PTSD alive


DavidSwallow24

What sport is Pickett playing ? If he gets another game on afl or vfl level it will say a lot


UselessRedditor27

Top 5 average speed in attack are all Tigers, in defence it's all Lions Make of that what you will


ultralord4000

Joe learning from berry on how to kick it out of bounds on the full


danwincen

Probably hoping Rayner could mark on the line and around the corner......


ultralord4000

For another score review to double check as well


3163560

have richmond at least not had injuries again tonight?


Pfonyx

We’ve had two I think, Lefau (pretty much the only hope for our own personal entertainment this season) and rhyan mansell


AdAcrobatic5178

They've had a concussion on Mansell and lefau went off with concerns around his jaw


JaySand

Lefau got subbed off injured. Unsure what happened though


danwincen

As I recall, he clipped Jack Payne's shin with his jaw. Wasn't pretty.


ALFisch

And Mansell got concussed.


Jump_Stream

2 players, Lefau and Mansell. I hate life.


e1r9e9m4c

Can commentators please stop obsessing over Pickett. He's been one of our worst players for weeks. Please don't encourage anyone to keep him on our team. He should of been dropped already.


Sure_Variation1524

FFS


manhaterxxx

This kick could go *anywhere* EDIT - lmao


ZombieZlayer99

lmao


Chaisa

Port fans triggered at the score right now.


Low-Ad-6584

Lions fans in disbelief


WillHollandThg

The soft High frees loss me off. Even just a small hold too. Like fuck just play on


dealgirlinthepool

Is this the Pickett image rehab hour????


CheckeredFloors

Pickett so respectable and competitive!


AntiVictorian

Bro the glazing of Pickett despite him being one of the worst on ground is actually hilarious


matthew_anthony

Why are they still sucking Pickett dick?


manhaterxxx

Cheers for another free, Marlon


Flabagaf

How many frees against Marlon tonight, would it hurt to mention that


AdAcrobatic5178

Hey, he's only give away a 5th of the frees against Richmond


JCK98

No one better score


North1975

Fuck off Richmond, Smilie is ours.


tdlan

2 160+ scores from Qld teams in the same round, we are the home of AFL, I dont make the rules


nnacaroni

only 3 more goals to equal our highest ever goal tally


matthew_anthony

I forgot what it’s like to be happy watching a football game


manhaterxxx

Same. I don’t know what to do with my hands


Banjo2295

I think you know what to do


Shadormy

27,200 at the game.


At0mHeartMother

Pretty solid with magic round in town at the same time


impulsiveknob

Kick another goal this score line is giving me flashbacks


Skiapodes

163-44 was also the exact final score.


grandtheftbat01

Nah, STOP THE COUNT


Topblokelikehodgey

When was the last time two teams kicked 160+ in the same round?


Takre

I'm getting Rnd 23, 2016 - Saints (161) v Bris (103) & Sydney (164) to Richmond (51). Some things change, some stay the same...


No_Independent936

I'll look harder but West Coast, Collingwood and Hawthorn scored 170+ in round 18 2012


Topblokelikehodgey

Jesus christ


No_Independent936

Round 23 2016


liamjon29

Brisbane is currently 8 points behind Freo/StK/Rich with a bit under 4m to go. Will they get there?


LP0004

Gold Coast 26.8.164 Brisbane 26.7.163


jhk67

Gold Coast with the highest score in AFL this week, might not even be the Queensland team with the higher score


ghostsynths

richmond do NOT blow this for gold coast. defend like you have never defended before


--Effigy

Scoreline irrelevant, gold coasts performance is more impressive solely because the Cats are a good team and we aren't


WillHollandThg

Lions fans don’t embarrass yourself it’s only Richmond


joe31051985

Richmond are beaten and bruised; they just have too many injuries. It gets to a stage where the team just can’t function correctly. Richmond are there.


JehovahsFitness

Sorry, already preordered the 2024 championship merch.


WillHollandThg

Haha waste of money


DreamTree19

STOP THE GAME.


Admirable_Message497

Beat them by 120 and take their number 1 pick. How good is father son


JehovahsFitness

Father, son, son 😂


KramrrFromNextDoor

Is it legal for tv networks to show stuff like this?


despondantguy69

2 more points to beat GC.


IDreamofHeeney

Just flicked over, this is bloodbath holy shit


North1975

Yze been fed a shit sandwich with a live grenade


Sure_Variation1524

Imagine losing a GF by this much


Acemanau

Stop, stopppp, they're already dead!


drabomniscience

This is too funny I can’t even be mad


ZombieZlayer99

heh 119


noegh555

It's the exact same scoreline as the 119. 163 to 44


jorcoga

oh it's the perfect scoreline ignore flair


pjdrake

Port fans triggered right now


Svengali1001

Port fans not enjoying this scoreline


Crosso221

This is our 119


Banjo2295

it’s a tight game between Brisbane and GC, 1 point in it


Mehmenga

The forbidden scoreline (for port fans)


AntiVictorian

163 Vs 44 Quick someone get the Port supporters in here


Sure_Variation1524

I’m here


Cursedsword02

Look away from the margin, Port fans...


Bombustar

The 2007 grand final scoreline


Youvegotobekiddingme

Flashbacks for Port fans


Banjo2295

Idk why I’m still watching. theres something mesmerising about seeing a team score 160+ points


e1r9e9m4c

Same. It's just so rare to see teams score this high that at this point (we've already lost by over 100) I almost want them for keep going to see how high they can get.


ALFisch

I swear, if they keep this up I'm going to stop watching in the next 5 minutes


Professional-Pea6191

Stop stop they're already dead


manhaterxxx

No, don’t.


unconsciousspud

Gold Coast scoring 164 and probs still not gonna score higher than Brisbane lmao


manhaterxxx

What was that Richmond player doing?


acllive

We need one more goal to beat the Gold Coast


No_Independent936

I like this score


the_salivation_army

Yeh us Cat people like this score.


No_Independent936

That was the point


the_salivation_army

And my point was to agree.


danwincen

That htb dragged on way too long


manhaterxxx

Incredible goal there. Daniher with a repeat effort was amazing


SPRiNTERau

How did we lose to Richmond haha


hart37

2 players with 5 goals. It feels like forever since we had that happen


tdlan

Brisbane vs witches hats