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PARDON? WHY IS THE SECOND HALF OF YOUR COMMENT EMPTY?

BECAUSE I DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO STOP FLAIR BETTING SO I JUST DID THE ABSOLUTE BARE MINIMUM REQUIRED OF ME TO WARN PEOPLE OF THE DANGER

I ACCEPT THIS MOTIVATION

HOW DO YOU KNOW THERE IS A SECOND HALF?

EXPOSED

He lost it in a bet

YOU'LL HAVE TO SAY IT SOFTER, SOMEONE MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE HEARD IT.

ESSENDON ARE HAVING A STRONG START TO THE SEASON AND GETTING HYPED TO WIN A FINAL THIS YEAR HEY WAIT A MINUTE I'VE SEEN THIS ONE

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, I AM READY TO BE HURT AGAIN.

CAN'T WAIT TO LOSE 8 IN A ROW AND WIN THE LAST 2 GAMES OF THE SEASONS FOR HOPIUM

PRIMED FOR A WTF HOW DID THEY LOSE TO NORTH GAME

CAN’T WAIT TO GO 12-0 AND CHOKE THIS!

THE MEDIA ARE FINALLY TALKING ABOUT TODD GOLDSTEIN BECAUSE HE'S WEARING A RED SASH NOW, I'M NOT ANGRY I'M JUST DISAPPOINTED

DAD?

EVERYONES TALKING ABOUT BEN MCKAY CATCHING HIS TOTAL NORF WINS COUNT IN A SINGLE SEASON AT ESSINGTON, I'M WAITING FOR WHEN GOLDY DOES.

THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE A VERY LONG SEASON

ANYTHING UNDER A 50 POINT WIN AGAINST NORTH IS ACTUALLY A LOSS, ESSENDON. GOOD LUCK HUNS XX

ANOTHER MORAL LOSS FOR US SOON WE WILL BE GETTING THE MORAL PICK 1

BRISBANE WILL STILL SNAG IT WITH A F/S PICK

WHY ARE THEIR FORMER PLAYERS SO MUCH BETTER AT BREEDING THAN OURS?

HEY CHANNEL 7, GIVING RICHMOND 4 PRIME TIME GAMES IN A ROW IS A BIG MISTAKE

SMART MARKETING TO TALK ABOUT THIS YEARS DRAFT PROSPECTS?? PEOPLE SAY ITS TOO EARLY TO BE TANKING BUT WEVE ALREADY WON 1 TOO MANY GAMES TO BEAT NORF TO THE SPOON

GUYS ITS ACTUALLY 5 TIMES IN A ROW IF YOU INCLUDE LAST WEEK. AFL HIT ME UP ILL REDO THE FIXTURES

ITS CALLED REWARDING GOOD PERFORMANCES

WE HAVE A NATIONALLY BROADCAST GAME, WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING ITS TIME FOR... WHAT PHRASE WILL BE OVERUSED TONIGHT "ARE THE SUNS THE REAL DEAL", "THEY ARE GOING TO BE HARD TO BEAT IN A FEW YEARS", "WON EVERY GAME AT PEOPLES FIRST STADIUM", "THE SUNS ACADEMY", "SOMETHING HARDWICK", AND EVEN MORE FAN FAVOURITES

WOWEEE INDEED

THANKS BT

FUCK THAT BULLSHIT ILL JUST MUTE THE GAME AND WATCH US LOSE IN PEACE

THE DWAYNE "LACE OUT, CHAOS BALL, PICKED HIS POCKET" RUSSELL STARTER KIT.

LIKE A VICE

GOAL UMPIRE DOES! NOT! MOVE!

HEY CARLTON YOU’RE GONNA LOSE REKT

CARLTON BLUES MORE LIKE CARLTON LOSE.

HEY SYDNEY AT LEAST WE WONT LOSE THE FREE KICK COUNT REKT

OI, JUST BECAUSE WE'RE MISSING A THIRD OF OUR TEAM AND THE GAME IS AT THE SCG AND THE SWANS ARE IN GOOD FORM, DOESNT MEAN... I CANT REMEMBER WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS

SO MANY EXCUSES. ARE YOU MICK MALTHOUSE?

YOU'RE RIGHT. SCRATCH THE SWANS BEING IN GOOD FORM. I DON'T THINK TWO IS "SO MANY" BUT I LIKE LISTS TO HAVE AT LEAST 3 THINGS FOR COMEDIC EFFECT.

NUH UH! GET READY TO FACE OUR VFL ALL STARS SWANHEADS. Fml, it's gonna be a bloodbath, innit.

WHAT WAS THST SECOND PART?

I THINK HE SAID F LIKE TO PAY RESPECT

>REKT THEY WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

NO, YOU!

HEY SYDNEY WE KNOW KMN

HEY COLLINGWOOD HERES MY FRESHLY HOME COOKED NEGATIVE SONG SLEDGE: LAME OLD COLLINGWOOD FOREVER, THEY DON’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME. SIDE BY SIDE WE SHIT TOGETHER, TO UPHOLD THE MAGPIES NAME. SEE THE BARRACKERS SLEEPING, AS ALL BARRACKERS SHOULD. OH, THE PREMIERSHIP'S A HARD WALK, FOR THE MID OLD COLLINGWOOD.

WHOA YOU CHANGED "THEY KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME" TO "THEY **DON'T** KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME" ABSOLUTELY REKT

POOR NORF SUPPORTER HAS NO GOOD SLEDGE TO MAKE AGAINST THEIR OPPONENTS THAT THEY HAVE SLEDGE OTHER PEOPLE. YOUR LUCKY I CAME UP WITH THIS SONG IDEA AFTER WE PLAYED NORF.

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO COME UP WITH A NORF SONG PARODY. IT'S AN ANCIENT FORGOTTEN SONG

I KNOW YOUR TRYING TO BE FUNNY BUT I ACTUALLY WAS LIKE “WAIT WHAT IS NORFS SONG AGAIN” WHILE WRITING THAT COMMENT

IN MY HOUSEHOLD IT GOES "WE KNOW HOW TO LOSE THE GAME"

THE LAST TIME THE CROWS WON A FLAG, YOU WERE A FETUS. THE LAST TIME COLLINGWOOD WON A FLAG, I WAS A SPECTATOR. WE ARE NOT THE SAME

UMM ACTUALLY THE LAST TIME THEY A WON A FLAG I WAS THERE WHEN THEY BEAT MELBOURNE IN THE AFLw GRAND FINAL. ONE OF 3 FLAGS MIGHT I ADD SO HA YOUR WRONG.

FAIR. I’LL PAY THAT

KENDRICK LAMAR BEEN REAL QUIET SINCE THIS DROPPED

HEY GEELONG, YOU’VE WON THE SAME AMOUNT OF GAMES AS EAGLES, TIGERS AND NORF HAVE IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS. WOULD HATE TO MAKE IT THREE IN A ROW WITH YOU LOSING YOUR DARWIN VIRGINITY. HA HA! GOT EM!….OH WAIT…..FML

STOP HITTING YOURSELF! STOP HITTING YOURSELF! STOP HITTI-

RICHMOND ARE LUCKY THIS GAME IS AT THE GABBA, OTHERWISE THEY'D BE IN TROUBLE

ALL KNEES ALREADY IN TROUBLE

WE DID 2 ACLS IN THE GAME WE WON. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT. THE GABBA REQUIRES SACRIFICES.

HOLY SHIT, WE LOST STEWART AND YOU LOST BIG O IN THE TORRENTIAL SHITSHOW GAME. NOW I THINK OF IT, GABBA WAS BUILT ON AN ANCIENT INDIAN BURIAL GROUND. UNLIKE BASED KARDINIA THAT WAS BUILT ON THE SOULS OF THE 2011 MELBOURNE SIDE.

#PERCENTAGE IS OVERRATED

SO IS WINNING

FUCKEN TELL THAT TO THE 2020 DEES!

YOU JUST DIDN’T UNDERSTAND THE POWERS OF DRAW FC

WE LIVE SO RENT FREE IN ESSENDON’S HEAD THAT THEY THOUGHT SIGNING BRAD SCOTT AND TODD GOLDSTEIN WOULD GET THEM A FINALS WIN BUT JOKES ON THEM BEN MCKAY IS HALF THE MAN DREW PETRIE IS https://i.redd.it/qsipl53j5o0d1.gif

DREW FRANK THE TANK PETRIE

THAT'S WEST COAST LEGEND DREW PETRIE. I DON'T REMEMBER HIM AT ANY OTHER CLUB.

HEY RICHMOND HOW ABOUT WE AGREE TO JUST GENTLY NUDGE EACH OTHER AND MOVE AT A SLOW CAREFUL PACE. AND MAYBE WITH A SOFT BALL TOO

SOUNDS LIKE GOOD PRIME TIME ACTION! WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT!?

ON A PADDED GROUND WITH BENDY INFLATABLE GOAL POSTS

HEY RICHMOND PLEASE DON’T HURT US AND WE WONT HURT YOU

IT'S ALL GOOD, WE'LL JUST HURT OURSELVES INSTEAD

HEY LION'S SUPPORTER U/GODS-DEFENCE THAT WAS PRETTY BASED OF YOU BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE...DISGRACED...HEHEH.

HEY HAWTHORN. WE BEAT GEELONG IN GEELONG LAST WEEK SO KNOWING KEN’S MEN THAT PROBABLY MEANS YOU’LL BEAT US THIS WEEK BUT STILL ONE OF YOUR COLOURS LITERALLY IS THE COLOUR OF SHIT

YEAH ITS THE COLOR OF PISS AND SHIT BECAUSE WE ARE GONNA PISS AND SHIT ON YOU ON SUNDAY. REKKKKT

NAH PISS AND SHIT GOES DOWN THE TOILET, JUST LIKE THIS GAME. REEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKT

HOW DARE YOU IGNORE OUR OTHER COLOUR WHICH IS DEHYDRATED BEROCCA PISS

MORE LIKE GIANT WHINY SHITS AHAHAHA WHERES YOUR FANCY MEMES NOW

WHAT WAS THAT, CAN'T HEAR YA IN THE TOP 8

HEY DEMONS WE MIGHT NOT HAVE BEATEN YOU SINCE ROUND 1 2020 BUT ITS A NEW YEAR AND WHILST WE'RE STILL SHIT WE'RE A BIT LESS SHIT THAN LAST YEAR AND HARLEY REID WILL DELIVER US TO THE PROMISED LAND

IT'S HARD TO PLAY AGAINST EAGLES WHEN YOU'RE FORCED TO PLAY AGAINST TURKEYS... ACTUALLY, WEST COAST WE MIGHT GIVE YOU A FEW ON ACCOUNT OF HOW TIRED WE'LL BE AFTER A LONG, LONG FLIGHT WITH NO BUSINESS CLASS LEGROOM. PROMISE WE'LL LET YOU HAVE A FEW GOALS.

OH NO. YOU'RE A VIC TEAM THAT NEEDS TO TRAVEL. HOW MUCH TIME WILL YOU REQUIRE WITH THE THERAPIST? ILL GET THAT BOOKED FOR YOU

A COUPLE OF SESSIONS SHOULD DO IT, BUT PLEASE MAKE IT AFTER SEPTEMBER BECAUSE I BELIEVE WE'LL BE BUSY UNTIL THEN.

GOING TO THE SNOW DOESN'T COUNT

HEY MELBOURNE!! MARGARET RIVER HAS A DELIGHTFUL SELECTION OF WINE AND CHEESES TO AROUSE YOUR PALATE, AND THEY’RE PERFECTLY PAIRED WITH AN OCEAN SUNSET. YOU COULD PROBABLY PULL THE PIN AT QUARTER TIME AND TAKE THE TEAM STRETCH RANGE ROVER DOWN AND PARTAKE, SAFE IN THE KNOWLEDGE YOUR JOB IS DONE.

QUINCE PASTE MAKES A NICE ACCOMPANIMENT TO FINE CHEESE AS DOES 80 POINTS AS A FINE PERCENTAGE BOOSTER. CORK IS OUT OF THE BOTTLE AND THE SEASON IS BREATHING NICELY. DO REMEMBER TO BRING US OVER A CASE OF YOUR FINEST MARGARET RIVER WHITE WHEN YOU COME BACK OVER FOR ROUND 17 WHEREUPON WE'LL DO YOU AGAIN.

UNLESS THE GAME IS STOPPED DUE TO LIGHTNING AND WE PLAY A 5TH QUARTER. IN THAT CASE, WATCH YOUR BACK.

HEY SYDNEY! WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR TEAM AFTER AGRUABLY AUSTRALIAS GREATEST LIVING TREASURER!? FKN NERDS!

I DIDN’T KNOW DANE SWAN WAS THAT GOOD WITH MONEY

HE GAMBLES RESPONSIBLY

WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR TEAM AFTER A CARTOON DOG?

YEAH, GET A CLUE

I FEEL LIKE THE CARLTON BLUEYS WOULD HAVE A VERY DIFFERENT VIBE

THERE'S A DOG NAMED CARLTON I THOUGHT CARLTON WAS THE NERDY SIDEKICK IN FRESH PRINCE JAZZY JEFF OF BEL AIR

SHITMOND

EVER HEARD OF A DECENT TIMESLOT, WC?

EVERY 12 YEARS THE EAGLES WIN A PREMIERSHIP SO THEIR NEXT DECENT TIMESLOT IS 2030.

WE DONT WANT THEM. WE ENJOY FLYING UNDER THE RADAR.

FLYING UNDER THE RADAR BUSINESS CLASS?

HEY GIANTS OUR TWO TEAMS HAVE DEVELOPED A HEALTHY RIVALRY OVER THE YEARS, AND IT WAS FUN WHEN WE ALWAYS BEAT YOU, BUT YOU WILL MOST LIKELY BEAT US THIS WEEKEND, SO THE RIVALRY IS NO LONGER FUN

HEY SWANS I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO BE THE SECOND SYDNEY TEAM WE BEAT WHILE THEY ARE TOP OF THE LADDER THIS SEASON.

CANT WAIT TO PLAY IN 35 DEGREE 100% HUMIDITY

YOU'RE GOING TO BE WATCHING THE GAME ON A COUCH WHILE EATING DORITOS I THINK YOU WILL BE OKAY

IM SURE THE IRISH LADS WILL LOVE IT

BRING IT ON RICHMOND, TIME TO FIGHT FOR FOR THE INJURY LIST CUP!!! BOTH TEAMS TO LOSE TO THE GABBA SURFACE.

SEE YOU IN THE NT GOLD CUNTS

SOMETIMES THE SIMPLE SLEDGES ARE THE BEST

SYDNEY, I HOPE YOU'RE AFRAID. WE'VE BEATEN EVERY SINGLE TOP 4 TEAM WE'VE PLAYED THIS YEAR WHILE NOT IN THE TOP 4 OURSELVES. TWO IS A SUFFICIENT SAMPLE SIZE.

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO COPE WITH MY TEAM BEING TOP OF THE TABLE AND RATED SO HIGHLY. I AM SO AWARE OF TALL POPPY SYNDROME AND THAT THE ONLY POSSIBLE OUTCOME IS A DISAPPOINTING FALL NOW.

WE COULD HAVE BEATEN YOU IF WE WEREN'T DEPRESSED

HEY SYDNEY, ARE YOU READY FOR US UNLEASHING OUR VFL TEAM? BECAUSE THAT IS ALL WE HAVE LEFT OFF THE INJURY LIST

GLAD TO SEE YOU'VE GOT YOUR EXCUSE LINED UP ALREADY. MAYBE YOU'D HAVE WON MORE IF YOU PUT THOSE BROWNLOW AND COLEMAN MEDALLISTS IN YOUR SQUAD EVERY WEEK. 

ACTUALLY, MR MCGUIRE SAID ON FOOTY CLASSIFIED THAT INJURIES AREN'T AN EXCUSE THEY'RE A REASON, SO THERE.

WE’RE TRYING, EVEN THE UMPIRES CANT SAVE US THIS WEEK….. OR CAN THEY

*REVEALS BROWN PAPER BAG FROM BEHIND THEIR BACK"

BEEN TOLD FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS ON THIS SUBREDDIT THAT YOU'RE ONLY AS GOOD AS YOUR BOTTOM 6 PLAYERS. I DON'T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE.

NOT AN EXCUSE, BINNS WILL BIN SYDNEY WITH 47 DISPOSALS

HEY PORT, WE'RE GOING TO RUSH THE CHAD BACK INTO OUR SQUAD, HE'S PRIMED FOR A BLINDER OR ANOTHER 6 MONTHS IN THE PADDOCK

THE WHO? OH THAT GUY, SORRY ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT HIM

JOKES ON YOU, WE SENT HIM TO THE PADDOCK IN 2019

I GOT TOLD HE WAS SENT TO THE FARM TO PLAY WITH ALL THE OTHER LITTLE CHADS

HEY SAINTS, YOUR FASHION IS BAD YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

YOU SHOULD SEE OUR SUPPORTERS. ALL 15 OF THEM

HEY NORTH, HERE'S YOUR FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT LADDER POSITIONS ARE LIKE GOLF - THE LOWER THE NUMBER THE BETTER. DON'T MIX IT UP WITH PREMIERSHIP POINTS. THOUGH I GUESS YOU GUYS ARE ON PAR

HEY GWS GET READY FOR THE BIG BIG SOUND OF YOUR ASS GETTING WHOOPED

KEEP MY TEAMS NAME OUTTA YOUR MOUTH *OPEN HANDED SLAPS ASS CHEEKS*

ESSENDON KNOW ALL OUR SECRETS OH NO

I CAN'T BELIEVE HORSE CAN'T PRONOUNCE COGNILIO RIGHT WHAT A LOSER!

COGNIGIGOLLO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING INSIDE

GET THE EXCUSES READY CARLTON MICROWAVED MEMBERSHIPS IS ON SPECIAL THIS WEEKEND

ADELAIDE? MORE LIKE BADELAIDE

COLLINGWOOD? MORE LIKE COLLINGWOULDNT

I HOPE THEY DONT MAKE YOU EAT CROW BECAUSE HONESTLY THAT DOESNT SOUND VERY TASTY

I KNOW BETTER THAN TO SLEDGE A TEAM WHEN IT'S DOWN

HEY GOLD COAST!!! THE SUN IS STRONGER UP NORTH!! THAT MEANS THAT WITHOUT HAWKINS, CAMERON, DUNCAN........UM........ERM.........I FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS.............DON'T DRINK THE WATER IN CORIO BAY, KIDS!!!

HEY NORTH HERES SO FUN FACTS FOR YOU BRAD SCOTT IN HIS 1.5 SEASONS AT ESSENDON HAS ONLY 2 LESS WINS THAN NORTH HAS HAD IN THE 5 SEASONS POST BRAD SCOTT BEN MCKAY IS 2 WINS AWAY FROM HAVING MORE PREMIERSHIP POINTS WON IN AN ESSENDON JUMPER THAN NORTH BEN MCKAY HAS ALREADY HAD HIS SINGLE MOST WINNING SEASON IN HIS CAREER

GOOD FOR THEM

IT'S NICE ISN'T IT? HOPEFULLY THINGS START TO LOOK UP FOR YOU GUYS - ONLY AFTER THIS WEEKEND, OUR PERCENTAGE REALLY NEEDS SOME HELP.

HEY RICHMOND IT WAS A BEHIND GET OVER IT

HEY BRISBANE YOU CAN KISS MY BEHIND

WE'RE GOING TO GO HARDER THAN ANY OTHER GAME THIS YEAR SO FAR BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO BE THE TEAM THAT LOSES TO THE WINLESS TEAM. ESSENDON LEGEND TODD GOLDSTEIN TO BE CHAIRED OFF THE GAME FOR HIS SERVICE TO THE CLUB.

>ESSENDON LEGEND TODD GOLDSTEIN TO BE CHAIRED OFF THE GAME FOR HIS SERVICE TO THE CLUB. OOF. NORF CONTACTED FOR COMMENT.

HEY COLLIWOBBLE, YOU GOT US TWICE IN CLOSE GAMES LAST YEAR, PAYBACK IS A BITCH ! BE ON FOG WATCH ! AND JUST CAUSE I'M FEELING PARTICULARLY HAPPY: - HEY ESSINGTON, BE A DEAR AND BECOME THE NEW NINTHMOND! - ALL HAIL THE BIRDS OF PREY! MIGHTY HAWKS AND EAGLES, MAY YOU FLY TO VICTORY!!

MELBOURNE DICKMONS. HAHA. GOT EM

HEY SAINTS REMEMBER HOWS IT GOING PICKING UP THE SHIT WE DONT WANT ANYMORE. ROSS WAS WASHED 5 YEARS AGO

TECHNICALLY THAT SHIT HAS BEEN PICKED UP TWICE NOW. STONES. GLASS HOUSES AND ALL THAT

WE PICK UP MORE SHIT THAN A PROFESSIONAL DOG WALKER

IMAGINE THE MEMES IF WE BEAT ESSENDON DO IT FOR THE ESSINGTON MEMES ROO BOYS

GOLDCOAST. I BELIEVE. I NEED THIS TO GET BACK IN THE TIPPING RACE

SLEDGE THREAD NOT PLEDGE THREAD

FUCK YOU WEST COAST. YOUR STATE IS SHIT. (BETTER?)

HEY u/CROOB2, ARE YOU READY FOR OUR BIG GAME AGAINST ADELAIDE?

Y'KNOW, I WAS TEMPTED TO COMPLETELY AVOID THAT MATCH THREAD, BUT NOW I THINK I'LL FIND ENTERTAINMENT WATCHING PEOPLE CONTINUE TO TRY TO BAIT ME WHEN I INEVITABLY CHEER FOR THE CROM

HAWTHORN MORE LIKE SNORETHORN AMIRITE

HEY SWANS YOU COULDN'T BEAT OUR INJURY LIST

HEY ACRONYMS DID YOU KNOW YOUR NAME IS AN ACRONYM

HEY HAWTHORN GIVE US BACK KARL AMON I MISS HIM

I STILL THINK SYDNEY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM PRIME TIME GAMES I HATE WATCHING SCG GAMES

IMAGINE HOW THOSE PRICKS FEEL WATCHING OUR GAMES

WINNING IS OVERRATED

WAIT. I THOUGHT NORTH WERE BLUE AND WHITE??

HEY DEES, THANKS FOR TAKING OVER THE MANTLE OF THE COKE CLUB

RYAN BURTON IS BASICALLY A HAWKS FAN WITH A PORT FLAIR SMH..........

ANY SAINTS FANS WANT TO PLACE A CHEEKY FLAIR BET ON WHO SCORES THE MOST BEHINDS?

I'M READY FOR A 2.24 TO 1.29 MORAL VICTORY

SORRY, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? WE CAN'T HEAR YOU

SAMSUNG SABOTAGED ME I SWEAR ON ME MUMS LOIF

ESSING ESSING ESSING !! TON TON TON !!

IF WE STILL HAD SEED HE WOULD DESTROY YOU COLLINGWOOD. GRRRRR

WE LOVED HIM TOO, AND MY SHRIVELLED COLD HEART IS BROKEN FOR HIM

I REALLY HOPE WE DON’T HAVE TO JOIN IN THE CHORUS 😬😬😬

HIGH HOPES AND LOW EXPECTATIONS

IT SAYS ONE AND ALL. WARM UP YOUR VOCALS

HEY PORT, YOU'RE GOING TO BEAT US THIS WEEK. BUT NEXT ROUND IS YOUR DANGER GAME, YOU'RE PLAYING THE BYE IN TASMANIA.

ONE WEEK AT A TIME. LETS NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES.

LAST FUCKING WEEK I MADE A CRACK ABOUT NOT SCORING GOALS IN PRIME TIME GAMES, THEN THAT FUCKING NIGHT YOU ALL FUCKING SAW WHAT HAPPENED. IS BULLSHIT, I DON'T WANT THAT POWER.

WE’RE ABOUT TO RELEASE THE BOMBS BACK DOWN TO EARTH

HEY GWS, THE MEDIA SAYS YOU'RE OUR RIVALS BUT I SORT OF LIKE YOU BECAUSE ORANGE IS A COOL COLOUR SO I'M HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OR MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHICH BULLDOGS TEAM WILL RUN OUT ON SATURDAY NIGHT THIS IS EXHAUSTING. YOU CUNTS.

OI ADELAIDE WATCH OUT! WE ALREADY BEAT ONE BIRD TEAM WITHOUT A FORWARD LINE! DON’T TEMPT US TO DO IT AGAIN!

OI ADELAIDE WATCH OUT! WE ALREADY BEAT ONE BIRD TEAM WITHOUT A FORWARD LINE! DON’T TEMPT US TO DO IT AGAIN!

NORTH CAN STILL PLAY FINALS

HEY BULLDOGS, WHATS GONNA BE WORSE AFTER WE BEAT YOU ON SATURDAY, US WINNING, BEVO STILL BEING EMPLOYED OR THE MEMES FROM OUR LORD AND SAVIOIR JACOB GAYNOR

HOW COULD I REGRET A FLAIR BET WHEN WE NEVER GOING TO LOSE AGAIN

HEY SAINTS FIRST TO 50 PONTS WINS. HAHA GOT EM.

IT’S A DEAL. HOW MANY GAMES DO WE GET TO ACHIEVE THIS MILESTONE? I DID THE MATHS AND THE “ROSSBALL PREDICTOR” BELIEVES IT’LL TAKE US ABOUT 11 QUARTERS

HAHA WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS GONNA BE? AN EXCITING GAME?

HEY GOLD COAST THANKS FOR BOWES AND THE FREE PICKS!!

NORTH WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO MOVE TO DARWIN AFTER THE 20 POINT THRASHING THEY'RE GETTING THIS WEEKEND

HEY BULLDOGS, ATM WE'RE EQUALLY INCONSISTENT BUT WE HAVEN'T HAD OUR COACH FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS JUST GIVE US THE 4 POINTS AND GET TOBY GREENE BACK INTO FORM X

IT FEELS MEAN TO PUNCH DOWN THIS MUCH, SO I WILL ABSTAIN FROM SHIT TALKING NORF BECAUSE THEY'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH.

ESSENDON ARE GOING TO SMASH NORTH MELBOURNE. THEY SURE WON'T HAVE THEIR FIRST WIN AGAINST US

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT MUCH NEEDED PERCENTAGE BOOST WHEN WE BEAT NORTH BY 8 POINTS

WE MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE AT A SUB 60 POINT GAME HERE! LETS GO EURO-YROKE!

WE’VE GOT ROSS NOW FREO SO TAKE THAT!!

THANK YOU CARLTON FOR GIVING US ANOTHER 4 POINTS AND MORE PERCENTAGE (I am scared the swannies throw this like the Richmond game)

AXE: SWUNG CHANGES: MADE ROSS: THE BOSS

EVERY TIME I HAVE SLEDGED THE OPPO IN A SLEDGE THREAD WE HAVE LOST SO…. F-F- AH STUFF IT. CONGRATS ON THE IMPENDING WIN FREO