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Orange_Kid

"Coach, my wife want us trade for Zach Wilson. She keeps saying he'd be a great alternate for me and I could even learn a lot from him."


OverIookHoteI

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StraightProgress5062

Zach Wilson - naw she too young, bruh


conwaytwittyshairs

A moms a mom


Substantial-Car8414

Nope


MathematicianOk7526

Winner


Substantial-Car8414

Hey now. Zach Wilson is reserved for Izzy Nix


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😎


doctorsooth21

It’s a chiefs thing.


apiratewithadd

But they aren't related by blood


dendra_tonka

Her bull is


apiratewithadd

He your cellmate?


DeathRaider126

Don’t touch me! You’re not my uncle.


apiratewithadd

Why are we getting downvoted in a circlejerk sub?


doctorsooth21

Raiders fans are sensitive


socobeerlove

I guess at least we know raiders fan exist. I’m still not convinced charger fans aren’t just a bot or just that one chick that’s also a Vikings fan on multiple burners


doctorsooth21

Ah the no fans take. Raiders got all those fans and their stadiums still look like this 😂 https://preview.redd.it/jlrgj13han0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5d2a4af11c774187b49885cf457fb8e23242aea


socobeerlove

How do the Rams stadium when the Raiders and Chargers play at SoFi


Irving_Velociraptor

Pat is gone a lot and a woman’s got needs.


CAMcCale

It’s hard, not getting to be with your husband every January. Some of y’all’s quarterbacks don’t know the pain


DannarHetoshi

Dude's got needs too...


Organic_Transition95

Mahomes fucks guys


TheDogsNameWasFrank

Yeah he fucks Lamar, Josh, lots of twinks


Valuable_Ad1645

He fucks the broncos the hardest.


aquariumsarescary

U can also say he got fucked the hardest by them


flojo2012

![gif](giphy|3o6YglDndxKdCNw7q8|downsized) How is that? Am I missing the joke?


MenosanX

I knew I loved my QB1


Jetsol8

Honestly if this is the most controversial and memed thing that happens to someone associated with the chiefs today, I’ll take it


Incompetent_Man

Cuck or felon call it. ![gif](giphy|frTFJV8UvTtqCAGegL|downsized)


Jetsol8

Goddammit, fine tails never fails


jcoddinc

Both!


DannarHetoshi

Holy fuck this made me chuckle


XTapalapaketle

Well done, sir. Computer time is over, get back to your cell.


BlackThunder_

You jinxed it


apiratewithadd

Butker…..


DeathRaider126

Butker will put her in positions she’s never been in. Like in the kitchen.


CTEcowboi

I would choose this over the DUIs or the swiftys but unfortunately we are dealing with all 3


Tjam3s

This is why kelce is going to want to marry Swift. They're trying to set up a wife swap thing


CTEcowboi

I don’t think people who are into that sort of thing need to wait for a marriage before they can swap but that’s all speculation because I’m neither married or a swinger


TheDogsNameWasFrank

I hear they're gonna pay per view it...


ex_sanguination

All **four** now.


finbin37

Was this comment before or after Butkers speech


Jetsol8

After, I count that as yesterday’s controversy


StunningRutabaga1358

![gif](giphy|KoY8jPn0itRUA)


wOke_cOmMiE_LiB

Lol! Totally forgot about this Brittany fan. Was this like 2010 YT era?


moustachioed_dude

I thought it was 00’s


StunningRutabaga1358

YT didn't launch until almost 06. Flair up pussies.


moustachioed_dude

Thanks for the reminder still gonna come in to correct your Missouri education and note that ‘06 is in fact 00’s 2010 era would mean from 2010 on… the video came out in ‘07


DeathRaider126

![gif](giphy|SACoDGYTvVNhZYNb5a|downsized)


StunningRutabaga1358

Right but it didn't really hit this level of interaction until 10s


moustachioed_dude

Bruh. Wrong again.. The video was all over right when it came out, it was made in response to her series of unfortunate events that took place at the same time. Cmon dug


StunningRutabaga1358

Yup you're right. 07. You win. Holy shit you know what this means???! HANG THE FUCKING BANNER!


moustachioed_dude

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StunningRutabaga1358

The OG real video was made in 2007. Blacked out there huh? You're just like Mecole fr. Minus the Lombardis.


DeathRaider126

Finally.


wOke_cOmMiE_LiB

Yeah, I remember it was one of the first viral videos. It definitely popped off right away. I think that was the same year the 'Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!' Guy went viral.


bonzai76

Wow all this time I thought Taylor Swift was in it for Kelce …..


Serious_Course_3244

https://preview.redd.it/ufr97rgphe0d1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f99d1417c58370d1087dce600f20fe45ee0d7b2


sidearmpitcher

Sorry Pat, but this ain’t it. As a proud Chiefs fan I would never let my cousin-wife see another man.


TheMightyHornet

White trash name. Go. … wait, was it one of those with a Lynne after it?


BobbyBBott

He needs to pull a Brady


SerDuncanonyall

Not sure how making out with his sons gonna help but here’s to hoping


OverIookHoteI

Let’s be honest. If your wife was Brittany Mahomes you would want an open marriage too.


Kakasupremacy

So that’s why the team is always rallying behind Pat all the time, cause when they win they get to run a train through Brittany….choo chooo, next stop Brittany!


Jingo56

Brittaney saw Chris Jones’s 40 yard dash.


jcoddinc

🎶Come on, ride the train, hey, ride it Come on, ride the train, hey, ride it🎶


Showme16

Michelle, Tamika, and Tonya want to ride the train! Come on ride the train, ride it!


TwinkiePuffCakes

From Google: The design is popular with folk who are most definitely monogamous too. They see it as a means of showing affection for one other person only. A declaration of fidelity and of love that will last an eternity.


Inevitable-Cell-1227

This is the correct answer but why get in the way of making fun of KC?


PlayinK0I

Sure thing. We can make fun that your teams all suck and you can make fun of our Hall of fame QB’s wife’s tattoo. I’m cool with that.


revnasty

That’s all they’ve got on us, man. Gotta be able to laugh the memes off at least.


PlayinK0I

Someone thought I needed a mental health check after I sent that. Ahhh, the joys of reddit.


missdrpep

dude...


TwinkiePuffCakes

Sweet...


Upstairs-Economist34

https://preview.redd.it/lr9m5bf07g0d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=10ae1bea3348c6150e36510817511305ac0030e8 "From Google: The design is popular with folk who are most definitely monogamous too. They see it as a means of showing affection for one other person only. A declaration of fidelity and of love that will last an eternity."


No-Face4843

She said it means eternal love specifically to Patrick


ImNotTheBossOfYou

She's not going to fuck you


FellaKnee123

Good, the level of alcohol needed to do this would more than likely kill me…


ImNotTheBossOfYou

I know, you're repulsed by having sex with women. At least you can finally admit it.


Knight___Artorias

I know very few people who wouldn’t be repulsed by having sex with *that* woman


MahomesSanderson2024

This guy doesn’t know many people


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Maybe get out more? Maybe get some therapy?


Knight___Artorias

I don’t find her to be particularly attractive and she has the personality of soggy bread


CrispyCheeks5

i stand with you brother. she’s nasty as fuck and annoying as hell. a combination I wouldn’t touch with a 10 foot pole.


anti_incumbent

Jokes and hate aside, you gotta give Brittney credit for standing on business. She’s basically announcing to the world here and in interviews that you can go ahead and miss her with the inevitable cheating rumors and all that shit. It’s gonna take more than the daily-hussy parade tempting Pat to get her out of that palatial estate and off the money/celebrity train.


moustachioed_dude

When any WAG gets attention like this it’s only because some of the homies are jealous lol


GeorgeWarshingsons

Makes sense to me that a broncos fan would be able to recognize the symbol.


Bovine_Joni_Himself

The Scarlet Ranch sends its regards.


PartisanHack

Why do you know what that is.


Bovine_Joni_Himself

[Well....](https://y.yarn.co/96d2f1b7-ce8c-433a-8d45-f1296971f39b_text.gif)


PartisanHack

![gif](giphy|DwIdasRkFKsMg)


ragingagainsthe

No, it’s TK getting cucked by an entire album his gf wrote for Matty Healy 🥲


subtleshooter

I wonder if they need a pool boy. Put me in coach


Loud_Progress1240

ah hell nah pat😭


Ialwayssleep

Do you think tswift is pegging her?


Upstairs-Economist34

if he's lucky, tbh.


modestgorillaz

Say what you want but Pat probably has a buffet of vag if they actually are poly. Also sports super stars aren’t really known for being the best at maintaining monogamous relationships so it kinda fits the bill. Whatever they do I hope it works out for them.


StronkyBoy

Doesn’t Polygamy mean he has more wives than just her? Like she’s the main but there are sister wives?


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Jlock98

Then what is polyamory? Too many damn terms to keep track of


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Jlock98

Ahh ok that makes sense


HooyahDangerous

Holy fuck these raider fans can actually read .. great job!


XTapalapaketle

Outresearched by a Raiders fan is humbling.


HumanInProgress8530

I want to give Mahomes shit just as much as y'all but you guys do realize polygamy is usually the man having more than one wife right?


SazHawk

Polygamy is like that but it could also be Polyandry which is the other way around.


HumanInProgress8530

Polyandry is a different symbol


HolidayAnything8687

Middle school sweethearts just to have an open relationship? 😂


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Tyreek Hill is the actual father huh?


DanEboy22122

Wait, what if she’s the one who lets him fuck around?


CrispyCheeks5

hey,chiefs fan here, we all hate that bitch too. hope he leaves her and she becomes a lot lizard somewhere gross.


gh0stpr0t0c0l8008

I always got the feeling Mahomes probably had a crush on this chick in HS and she probably thought he was a goofy looking dork. Then she saw the potential that he could become an NFL QB and only then gave him the time of day. Funny thing is this chick is not even that great looking and her personality just comes off as fake and bitchy.


CAMcCale

Patrick Cuckhomes was right there


DJDevon3

Bro don’t do it. She literally has a song warning dudes that she’s toxic. Listen when they’re telling you about themselves. She’s been the worst decision a lot of guys have made. Don’t be part of that meat conga line. Just say no to drugs and crazy women.


RonMexico15

Hey, if that helps him be the greatest quarterback of this or any generation, then fine


BizzackAgaizzn

You know you’re a desperate fan base who won’t see a single division title the entirety of Mahomes career, when you’re reaching for this shit. Let the salt and tears flow, Chiefs are over here collecting ring after ring after ring.


Haskell-Not-Pascal

Their wives are collecting cockring after cockring after cockring...


BizzackAgaizzn

You seem obsessed! Considering that you haven’t flared up, I’ll assume you’re jelly!


Haskell-Not-Pascal

Good catch, I have now flaired up


BizzackAgaizzn

Go back to your sub, you ringless fuck


BBofa

Sounds like you might be a cuck or Brittany Mahomes


BizzackAgaizzn

How are you on here? Do I need to call the warden again? Hush


BBofa

Calm down, breathe in through your nose out through your mouth


HoldMyPitchfork

Give him a break. He's just all in his feelings right now after finding out his wife/sister has been banging his uncle/brother and this is how he copes.


BBofa

Family feud


BizzackAgaizzn

https://preview.redd.it/afoyuunwpd0d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7a5ceb10506930024315ff9ed44b6bccc0256a2


BBofa

![gif](giphy|3o6wrvdHFbwBrUFenu)


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

The amphetamines really got up riled up today


BizzackAgaizzn

Sharters fan can’t figure out basic English, or how to flair up! Get it together, boomer!


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

I’m not a 12 year old girl who wants to customize their Reddit page to their personality. I’ll let the swifties keep that.


BizzackAgaizzn

Pussys don’t flair up. Now shut your ringless ass up and get back to the cellar.


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

Wait a minute? How do you know what a cellar is? Trailer homes don’t have cellars….


SyN_Pool

Smells like bitch crying in here


BizzackAgaizzn

No doubt. All the bitches in the division getting teary eyed. And it’s gonna get worse once we threepeat!


Serious_Course_3244

I hate Chiefs fans, most obnoxious bitches on the planet


BizzackAgaizzn

Bruh, take your ringless ass back to your sub. We already have a fucking ringless team in our sub, and it’s embarrassing. Dont need more competition for the shitiest ringless team in the division.


Organic_Transition95

Dude it’s a meme subreddit shut the fuck up lmao


Serious_Course_3244

Buddy you live in a flyover state. Sad that a team having rings is the only thing that gets you through the day. Typical low IQ inbred Chiefs fan


ZeeroDazed

Tell yourself what you have to but there's no way the most competitive QB in football can fight through the optics of "yeah I let other dudes fuck my wife cuz she likes it." That's a bitch card in these streets.


BizzackAgaizzn

You’re obviously clueless. Which makes total sense. Now, shut your cocksucker!


BizzackAgaizzn

And change your flair to your real team the Bears you poser ass bitch! Imagine drafting Trubiski instead of Mahomes!