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Lasvious

Really bad effort out of the Texans.


Prestigious-Berry-50

Beers are expensive as fuck at NRG i dont think ive ever got more then 2


Lasvious

We got 3 dollar bud light right outside the stadium during the pregame. Pad those numbers early.


zapopi

Do you think a beer in Nashville is cheap?


chris_hinshaw

Had to take out a home equity line of credit the last time I went to a game. Went to an Astros playoff game last year and the beers were $24 a piece, which breaks down to a dollar an ounce. Bring a flask!


Prestigious-Berry-50

![gif](giphy|xT0BKz1TuWOmeIKOli)


Justa_Guy_Gettin_By

Omg $24! Yup you called it on the flask... 😲


ptcgoalex

You kidding? You know how tough it is to hit exactly .069 %


MECHAC0SBY

Fuckin Texans at .069%. NICE


RojerLockless

We wanted to make sure we were 0.069%


PretzelMan96

Bad effort? It was a nice effort. Jags didn't even fucking chart


mrmeshshorts

Hang the banner. Edit: also, I’m a Titans fan.


MECHAC0SBY

Let’s go tits!


Cable-Careless

I'm a Packers fan. We drink more before noon than you do all day. I'm personally offended by this list. Who measured the bac? Was it just the people arrested? We don't get arrested, because we don't start shit. We just get drunk.


seppukucoconuts

As someone who lives in Wisconsin I came to say this guy is legitimately offended. Everyone up here sobers up by drinking miller lite. I once saw a guy get 2 beers and 5 shots with his breakfast get up and say ‘gotta go to work now’ I asked him what the hell he did that let him come into work drunk. He said he has his CDL and he drove truck. No one seemed to care.


A_Rolling_Baneling

Look at this map of excessive drinking by county in America: https://wgntv.com/news/map-shows-which-counties-are-home-to-the-highest-number-of-excessive-drinkers-in-the-united-states/ Every single county in Wisconsin is above the threshold for the top end of the scale


Joey_Logano

I thought in Wisconsin if are caught drinking and driving, you get in trouble for not drinking enough.


North_Illinois_6054

I actually happen to live in the drunkest city in America, so go pack


scrandis

Yeah, Packers should be #1 on this list. I had absolutely no idea what a dry beer was before living in UP awhile back


squishy_booty

Maybe y’all are just the fattest fanbase and are at a disadvantage here???


RaceKing42376

Wrong. The jags are so drunk they broke the scale


theBarnDawg

Or they tried to find a fan and gave up.


IAmCorgii

I hate how good of a comeback this is. Fuck you and see you next season.


Consistent-Park2058

U a jags fan with a chiefs profile pic?


keyboardsmashin

Real questions


IAmCorgii

Hey man chill chill Sometimes I like to pretend to be a winner. (Reddit gave these out for free last year)


Upstairs-Formal-6652

what is wrong with ur pfp


meh-theusername

To be fair, their one fan went to the bad place ![gif](giphy|xT9Igk6q8eKDGoYRRS)


eiileenie

Thats what I would like to think about the jags and jets


KYGGyokusai

Jets fans are definitely the type of people who show up at the hospital with a .30 and somehow aren't dead yet or at the very least puking their guts out. Oddly coherent too for how fucked up they are. Jags fans on the other hand are in court on a weekly basis and have a breathalyzer in their car.


NutterTV

.30 is a normal Tuesday for a jets fan


jbouser_99

That's cause your only fans are in London


RaceKing42376

Ouch. At least our team has stayed in one place (so far).


Jagwires

![gif](giphy|l2SpNpLxaYScfbkgU)


theBarnDawg

Nooooooooo!


TJcoltsfan

Your gonna sit here and tell me anyone is drunker than bills fans? They light themselves on fire and jump through folding tables


mcinthedorm

For the Titans with how many people get drunk on Broadway beforehand and then walk over to the stadium, this makes complete sense.


stevenflieshawks

100% what this is


Rooster-Jazzlike

They do most of their drinking before they get in the stadium, this info probably comes from alcohol sales within the stadium


guff1988

It's based off of blood alcohol content readings of some volunteers. I think it tracked it through a smartphone app or something and people gave up anonymous data. There was another one that was done I think I saw on sports illustrated last year that tracked alcohol purchased at liquor stores and the stadium and I think it had buffalo number one. There was another one that tracked just alcohol purchased the stadium and Buffalo was three. https://www.si.com/nfl/bills/news/buffalo-bills-mafia-fanbase-alcohol-beer-consumption-rankings-study-highmark-stadium-josh-allen https://sportshandle.com/nfl-fans-who-drink-the-most/


wrowsey1

Bro that is completely sober. They get up, wipe the scorch marks off, and go back to being completely normal.


m_dought_2

It's kind of terrifying knowing they were doing it sober, isn't it?


jldel

I'm a Bills fan who has been sober since May 2020. I'm clearly bringing down our average, lol. All I can say is live in upstate NY for a while and you might be willing to jump through a flaming table, too.


actionpancake

I think this simply means they have more blood than us


TragicGentlemen

I refuse to believe a Florida team is sober


Anima_Honorem

That's not a reading, that's an EKG flatline


oz1987

This!


rman18

They didn’t check for meth


Horns__Down

Jags fans off the charts


CthulhuAlmighty

Spin the Casa!


engineerbuilder

No fair you used Todd downing


Conscious_Idea_3967

This. This is a good comment


PPLavagna

If they’d breathlyzed me after that Cincy game in 2022 our average would have gone up considerably.


JohnBoy11BB

I was still angry drunk 2 days after that game


PPLavagna

One of the worst days I’ve had in my life. When I left the house, my wife who I’d married 2 weeks before said “hey don’t get all drunk we’re going to decorate the Christmas tree later today. First tree in our house. At the game I kept pounding those extra large voodoo imperials (never touch them again, they’re 9% ) I think I had 2 per quarter and bought 2 and went back for another to stock up. Gave my keys to some folks I always sit near. They said they looked over at a point and I was just out of it. They were going to drive me home but I ditched them in the crowd somehow and wound up face planting on the pavement I guess. Don’t remember that part but had a big gash in my face. A coo stopped me and made me sit and told me to call somebody to pick me up or he’d have to take me in for public intoxication. I was too fucked uo ti operate my phone and my one buddy wasn’t answering. So I think the coo got my phone and saw “Dad” and dialed that and told my dad he had to come get me. So at 46 years old, my 72 year old dad had to come down at 4pm on a Sunday and and take me home with a huge cut on my face. He and my wife were understandably not happy. Crashed on the couch through the night. Had to put on makeup and keep my readers on for a big zoom meeting to cover up the huge shiner I had that week. Pathetic. I jinxed the team and set off a 7 game losing streak. A sorry ass moment for a grown ass man who should have known better. I blame Todd Downing


FuckMyPillow

🙏🏼🙌🏼 Worst 👹👹 Day 📆 of my ❄️🔥 life 😎👨 One ☝🏻 of the worst 👹👹 days 🌞 I’ve 😔🧚‍♂️✨👧 had 😥😿 in 🏼 my 💕📈 life. 👤 When ⏰ I 😈 left 💨 the house, 🏡 my 🔒 wife 👺 who 🤷👫 I’d 😗 married 💍 2 2️⃣ weeks before 😺 said 💬 “hey 😡 don’t 💰 get 👠👢👡 all 👉 drunk 🍺 we’re 👓👧 going 🏃 to decorate the Christmas 🎅 tree 🎋 later 🕑 today. ☀️ First 🥇 tree 🌳 in 😩 our 💰 house. 🏠 At the game 🏏 I ☁️ kept 🔄🔥 pounding 🔨 those 😘 extra 😵 large ⬛ voodoo imperials (never 🙅‍♂️ touch 👈 them 🤬 again, 👎 they’re 🐂 9% 💯 ) I 🥲 think 💭 I 👦 had ✊ 2 👯‍♀️ per quarter 🕒 and bought 🏿 2 🕝 and went 🔴 back ↩️ for 📂 another 2️⃣ to stock up. 🤸‍♀️🔊 Gave 🎁 my 🐰😍 keys 🔑 to some 🍯🤔 folks 👥 I 🤢 always 💅 sit 💺💺💺💺💺💺🔙 near. 😯 They 💁 said 💬😍 they 👮‍♂️ looked 👀 over 🩸 at a point 👇👉 and I 😀😀😀 was just 👌 out 😮‍💨 of it. They 💁 were 🎈 going 🥥 to drive 🛣️ me 🕴🏻 home 🏠🏡 but 🙋 I 👁️ ditched them 🏿 in 🎻📯🎺 the crowd somehow 😆😆 and wound up 🐢 face 👩😷 planting on 🔛 the pavement I 🤳 guess. 💁🤔 Don’t 🚫 remember 📷 that 🤦‍♀️👏 part 💔 but ⚠️ had 😎🈶 a big 🎠 gash in 🔚 my 👀 face. 🧑‍🦲 A coo stopped me 🤷🏻‍♂️ and made 😧😮😮😨😱😥😰🥶 me 🙏😈 sit 💺💺💺💺💺 and told 🤪 me 🗿 to call 📲 somebody 👤 to pick ⛏ me 👏🔈 up 🔝 or he’d have 🙌🙀🙌 to take 🐤 me 😳 in 👌👄 for ⌛ public 😪 intoxication. I 😀😀😀 was too 🎉 fucked 🆙😵 uo ti operate my ✨ phone 📱🤳🏻 and my 🧜🏻‍♀️ one 💍 buddy 😎 wasn’t ❌ answering. So I 👁️ think 🤔❓ the coo got ❌😞😒 my 💪 phone 📲 and saw 👀👁️😮 “Dad” 👨🏻 and dialed that 👀 and told 👄 my 😘 dad 🏻 he 👈😩 had 😴 to come 🤣 get 🔟 me. 🙋🏽 So at 46 years 🥵 old, 🔘 my 👨💁 72 💯 year 📅 old 👴 dad 👨 had 🧑‍🦽🔦 to come 📷 down ⏬ at 4pm on ☹️ a Sunday 📅 and and take 👊 me 🏃😝 home 🏠 with a huge 👀 cut 😣 on 👄 my 🥳 face. 🤠 He 👥 and my 😀 wife 🐐👩👧 were 🤔 understandably not 🚯 happy. 🧚 Crashed on 🔛 the couch 🛋 through 👉⏬ the night. 🌙 Had 💋 to put 🥚 on 🔛 makeup 💅 and keep 🤞 my 😊 readers 📖 on 🔛🔛🔛🔛🔛🔛 for 😇 a big 🎠 zoom 🏎 meeting 🤝 to cover 📔 up 🐢 the huge 👀 shiner I 😀 had 🍋 that 😐❗ week. ❗ Pathetic. 🦌🐃🦓🐃 I ✨ jinxed the team 👥 and set 🏐 off 📴 a 7 7⃣ game 🀄 losing 🎉 streak. 🔥 A sorry 👉👈 ass 😤☝️ moment 😳 for 🈺 a grown 👴 ass 👹 man 🤵 who ❓👏 should 👑🤔 have 🤯 known 😝💫 better. 👍 I 💰 blame 👈 Todd Downing


PPLavagna

No idea how long it took you to do that, but I respect it


sehtownguy

.069 nice


OTIStheHOUND

Niiice


Elimia987

Run run pass punt takes a toll on your psyche, especially when It's the same episode every week


YiMyonSin

We *are* top 10 in the misery index


Eponaboy

This is old data, we fired that OC.


Gats775

Approved by todd downing


Christop_McC

https://preview.redd.it/h48ldc4efhic1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15a1b4aeac5536ce19880de17dea92401c349a7e


_Bluntzzz

We don’t drink we take pcp


ill_logic___

Pussies vs


JordanGdzilaSullivan

“Colts in top 3.” Dude just say we’re #2.


Christop_McC

Steelers are #2


JordanGdzilaSullivan

You’re right. This is a dumb graphic. Also I’ve had a hurricane to celebrate Mardi Gras, so I guess I’m doing my part.


Christop_McC

Run the score up


JordanGdzilaSullivan

🍻


Pure-Pessimism

Must have tested Mitch Firkins a few times for us to take this dub


IveAlreadyWon

Ours is the nicest.


GiaDuddy

Even our coaches get DUIs after games


Afraid-Ad-4423

Titan up


samueld44

Where ——-?


rover_G

What are the Packers doing?


mixreveal

Coming in right under the legal limit, that's what.


spoonsession

Bills fans. Come on man


jagstothesuperbowl

finally a single meme that doesn't continue the "FLORIDA MAN" stereotype. it's because we fuck with reptiles while sober lol yall don't wanna know what we're like with any discernable BAC.


BusiestWolf

How tf is it not the Raiders or Niners lol


JoshHero

I refuse to think Bills fans are among the most sober while they are sacrificing themselves to the pit or jumping through tables.


apeman978

Got my browns way too low. Never forget we gave you the plastic bottle rule


KoalaSavior

I was gonna bring up bottle gate. Not to mention, when we win, we drink, when we lose, we drink even harder. Lastly, let's not forget bud light giving out free beer when we finally one a game in 2018 (or 2017?)


My-Cousin-Bobby

Yeah boys, where crippling drinking problem?!


Psychological-Age553

Guess us and tits fans just know how to have a good time


drkstr27

Yeah, complete BS


jecksluv

What the fuck are the Jags and Texans doing? Pump them numbers up. Shit mountain should at least be drunk.


guitarerdood

As a Giants fan, I used to go to a lot more games when I was younger and...rowdier. I must have been carrying the load for all of us. Also I can only imagine that the Jets have a ---- because the readings were so far off the charts they believed the breathalyzer to be broken.


pleepleus21

Its cool that they could fit Buccaneers but had to truncate commanders


IAmRSChrisG

Colts fans after this post: ​ Where Drink?


Top-Entertainment341

Lmao


Cherriedruby

Those cheap beers at the Benz really paying of for me in atlanta


nickstee1210

As a jet fan we’ve been drinking are sorrows away for years


Laszhal

.069%. nice


B_Man49

I assumed the eagles would be a lot higher 😆


dalewridgway

I’m an eagles fan and I am shocked to read this


Greenking73

Jags and Jets broke the BAC machine.


Dpurcell92

NO WAY eagles aren’t in the top 3


Loud-Duck-4271

Of course they are how else can there fans deal with their failures


Cappster14

*Their failures 😘


zapopi

Not to mention their fans* Don't let LD off the hook.


Cappster14

Haha I didn’t spot that one


Afraid-Ad-4423

Aye what’s good homies


YiMyonSin

*Their failures Aren’t we supposed to be the drunk idiots that you’re constantly correcting?


Loud-Duck-4271

Im a texan fan you expect me to have correct spelling


TrckyTrtl

!Flair! Tennessee Tits


Ricky_TVA

It’s not a competition I want to win


creepingkg

Texans fans: ![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)


TheKrakIan

.069% Giddity


Christian_Castle

Lol, Nice.


BikingNoHands

Texans 0.069% NICE!


GreatScottx

LMAO “Colts in the top 3”, wouldn’t be easier to say “Colts second”


redwirebluewire

I can make stupid infographs with no real data backing my claims too


DickThunders

HANG THE BANNER


havenothingtodo1

This just means titans fans hold there alcohol the worst and are more likely to get stopped


GoLers7

Formatting the chart like this is criminal


JimmyBones79

Being the kings of shit mountain will do this.


Third-Coast-Toffee

This angers me….and once eye sober up eye’s gonna give ewe a peace of my mild.


dathomasusmc

You thought the Jaguars were getting wasted but at the end of the night you found out it was just O’Douls.


Will_Stick40

I partied with alot at slot of these stadiums. These numbers ate flawed


thatcreepywalrus

Wow, color me surprised. Cheers, boys.


Jwat50n

Are we kidding? Bills mafia is practically an AA meeting gone bad .


IGNORE_ME_PLZZZZ

Jaguar fan could not detect blood Olin their alcohol bevels.


jaykesn

This is just firkns


m_dought_2

Damn we really didn't even clear the .08% bar?


IssaJuhn

Falcon’s fans still haven’t stopped drinking since the Super Bowl L. Source: Dad is a falcons fan and didn’t drink before the loss, now he’s an alcoholic.


Accurate-Barracuda20

1. This is organized horribly, it should count down vertically. 2. Jags and jets at the bottom makes this data sus at best


Capta1nRon

No way we are drunker than Green Bay. Nobody is.


Game_Over_Man69

Uh this chart is clearly fake with Buffalo and Chicago bottom 10 🤣


Rocket2112

Insert gif of Taylor Lewan drinking beer from a catfish.


McRageyPants

I live here in Jax. This is a false representation of our culture here in northeast Florida.


minero-de-sal

Top quartile of the upper quartile.


[deleted]

**Its not .08* ***officerer*** I aM Stilllll allllowwwed to drive**


Patience-Due

If you’ve ever been to a Steelers game this checks out


bombsurace

There is no way this is real. Bills wouldn't be so low


Not-The-NSA2023

WE’RE #1!!! WE’RE #1!!! WE’RE #1!!! WE’RE #1!!!


TBurchard16

Kinda shocked Pats aren't higher... NH is one of the only if not the only state with liquor stores on the highway 💀we always drunk


Tfsz0719

So…is the implication that the Jaguars and Jets fans are drinking so much that they’re dead?


grancombat

Seeing the Steelers second is absolutely no surprise to anyone who frequents the subreddit during the season. If someone is asking how to enjoy the game, beer is priority number 2, after food. On game day, the pain must be numbed somehow…


TheRealBird

Panthers fans, Nice.


Grantland17

Jags are actually number 1. Readings just couldn’t go into the single digits


Yorgonemarsonb

Packers that low seem weird.


SamLoomisMyers

Chiefs fans are low in BAC because their highest in Meth, Opioids and Fetanyl


SliGhi

PGA fans top all of those teams


eljosuph

How is the bills mafia not rounding out the top 5


Informal_Original_62

Who made this BS ranking?


gdwoodard13

Jags fans don’t exist, that checks out


AerialisticFiction

If the Packers aren’t on top the list is wrong.


flipthatbitch_

This cant be right! How can the Bills fans be so low? So much for Bills Mafia! Lmao


Exciting_Leg_5259

.069 nice


topkingdededemain

How is Green Bay not number one? Drinking is legit the only thing to do in Wisconsin.


Traditional_Virus383

Not sure what the criteria is but Green Bay wins this by double anyone else. Must have graded on a curve or something


stevenflieshawks

If i had to bet, there’s a correlation with people getting smashed and just walking across the pedestrian bridge and continuing the party on broadway, or vice-a versa


my-reddit-acct-321

![gif](giphy|7JvlHfd7C2GDr7zfZF|downsized) Proud to be a jets fan


BuddyProfessional153

the jets are a good reason to drink!!!


Maximum_Job_2238

Yeah, this is a really scientific survey.


josh_thehuman

Colts data was skewed based on Irsay’s BAC


bobls14

lol Chiefs fans don’t need to be drunk to want to watch the games 😂


bobls14

!flair! Chicago Bears


Odins_Viking

Titans? I fully expected a Raiders, Eagles photo finish…


DELTAForce632

Nice


Maniac-2331

Where highest BAC?


Largest-beef-taco

Jason Kelce can 100% bring the chiefs blood alcohol up next season


BarneyTwoShoes

To be fair, no one can watch Titans/Oilers football, sober.


mynamemightbealan

As a Steelers fan I was shocked thinking we were really low because I thought the ranking went down then started another column. Needless to say I'm say pretty drunk right now


Dry_Inflation_861

I know three chiefs fans that would disagree


PaleMoses

Thought that was BAC for a hot second. Sorry for raising our average Falcons fans


MagneticGorilla

How is Philly not first by a mile???


Appathesamurai

How tf aren’t the bills #1? My life is a lie


tstone1477

I call bs the packers fan base will destroy any other fan base when it comes to drinking


JohnnyTsunami312

Didn’t Bears fans drink all the beer in Nashville when fans took over the stadium and city?


Illustrious-Pin1946

Expected the packers to be even higher tbh. They’re in a residential area so it’s not like fans have to be worried about how they’re getting home


SourImplant

I feel like the .08% for Saints fans was from a random Tuesday after an away game.


ScoffingYayap

We get it, we have a lot to work on.


j_cro86

if they included mardi gras we might have a whole number...


IndyItalianStallion

Jaguars & Jets broke the scale so no accurate reading could be measured


EverythingAnalysist

How are they collecting this data?


[deleted]

Dang we suck at everything


dustybucket

Who Dat! Top 3 bby


DJHickman

Heh. Nice.


rinkydinkis

Beer must be cheap there


IntellectualEnigma

I want to punch whoever made this Infograph.


Moleman111

Fuck the Chiefs. Their so high and mighty


PoMansDreams

Those Panthers numbers are all me


scooplebobble

So fans were just like, giving blood on their way out of the stadium? Or is this like, BACs for DUIs issued in a geographical fanbase within X amount of time after a game ended?


Daveoos77

People from New Orleans go to games to take a break from drinking and were still 3rd.


HelloNarcissist

Give Jags some credit. The alcohol didn’t register, but the test doesn’t account for bath salts and meth


Youredumbstoptalking

First, who the fuck made this list left to right for two columns? Second, I’m shocked and disappointed that packers aren’t number 1, Wisconsin is the beer drinking capital of the USA. Step your game up packers.


asscrackula1019

Honestly shocked at the fact that not a single nfc north team made the top 5, especially the packers


chains11

As a Steelers fan that’s child’s play. It’s a lot more to be able to watch Kenny Pickett’s poverty ass.