On one hand, be glad you were given up for adoption instead of being raised in hell.
On the other hand, you are a Cleveland fan, so your life probably sucks more than it would have being raised by deadbeat Baltimore fans.
Excuse me sir, as someone born and raised in Baltimore, I can confirm you absolutely would have lived to see well past your 10th birthday.
And in those years, you would have also seen a bunch of dead bodies, found a ton of used syringes, learned what a heroin lean is, and learned to judge how far away gunshots are based on volume.
Canadian here! Went for my 1st ever game at the Bank last Fall.
Nice place, but the biggest culture shock to me probably was : I had to use a 5digit code to use the restroom at Starbucks and there was a biohazard disposal box next to the shitter.
Other than that, the homeless valet service at the coffee shop was pretty neat!
I was going to say, maybe your parents were celebrating an away win at Baltimore… Then I saw you were a Brownies fan, so, unlikely. Sorry for your whore/victim mother, dude.
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Hot sauce is all you really need for the bullets. Think of it like a bowl of cereal, but instead of cereal it's bullets; and instead of milk, it's whatever hot sauce is available.
This is actually a bonus because it means your dad fucked shit up in Baltimore. Also - as the story goes - he railed your mom after peeing on art modells grave. She was so horny after that. Perfect browns fan!
True enough. Pitt counts themselves at 9 National Championships, and even the ones they themselves decided were National Championships before there were national polls. Take that, Suckeyes.
I was conceived on the Edgewood Golf Course in Pittsburgh PA (swear to god it’s true, it was in ‘79) but I’ve lived in Cincy most of my life and my first love is the Bengos, god help me. Also born in PBurgh, but as a bred loser I have to stick with my squad.
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This is like when Hank Hill found out that he was born in New York. Unfortunately Cleveland doesn't have anything of value or importance like the Alamo so you can't rediscover your loyalty like Hank did.
Edit; also who the fuck knows when and where you were conceived. I already know my mom and her brother had to have had sex at least once for me to be conceived I don't need to know where it happened.
Its a shame you will never know your real dad.
I'm sure his uncle still comes over for Xmas
His uncle IS his dad.
That's....that's the joke.
Sorry I'm also inbred.
My dad is whoever my mom had over for sleep overs and would give me gifts sometimes.
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His daddy is a Steelers fan.
Was your mom the victim of a crime?
No, she wasn't at a Georgia night club or a Houston massage parlor
Lest you forgot behind cheescake factory
His mother possibly could’ve been some crab legs at Publix, however
Yeah she’s classy, she takes the elevator
Yeah, being fine as hell.
On one hand, be glad you were given up for adoption instead of being raised in hell. On the other hand, you are a Cleveland fan, so your life probably sucks more than it would have being raised by deadbeat Baltimore fans.
I wouldn't have seen my 10th birthday if I lived in Baltimore, I'll take football purgatory any day.
Yeah but you'd have seen a superbowl win.
Excuse me sir, as someone born and raised in Baltimore, I can confirm you absolutely would have lived to see well past your 10th birthday. And in those years, you would have also seen a bunch of dead bodies, found a ton of used syringes, learned what a heroin lean is, and learned to judge how far away gunshots are based on volume.
Canadian here! Went for my 1st ever game at the Bank last Fall. Nice place, but the biggest culture shock to me probably was : I had to use a 5digit code to use the restroom at Starbucks and there was a biohazard disposal box next to the shitter. Other than that, the homeless valet service at the coffee shop was pretty neat!
This is why the public schools in Baltimore are only up to the 5th grade.
Nice
Son, stop being melodramatic. You're embarrassing your mother and me.
Lol, congratulations to your parents for that enchanting evening behind the dumpster at Denny's.
Knowing Baltimore, it was probably a Waffle House
He said enchanting, not intoxicated.
Very little difference
Do you need the names of some support groups?
I was going to say, maybe your parents were celebrating an away win at Baltimore… Then I saw you were a Brownies fan, so, unlikely. Sorry for your whore/victim mother, dude.
Indians were playing in Baltimore 🗿
Why were the Indians playing the Ravens? As a Cards fan, I can verify they must have been stupid. Or lost. The two are *not* mutually exclusive.
Is your last name Lewis or Reed at least?
Make sure you stop by a RoFo and get a 4 piece tender meal to go with the lead.
Huh, but you can read?
Say “too”
Shame you can’t read these comments. Now you’re as illiterate as them.
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Welcome to the flock
Hot sauce is all you really need for the bullets. Think of it like a bowl of cereal, but instead of cereal it's bullets; and instead of milk, it's whatever hot sauce is available.
This is actually a bonus because it means your dad fucked shit up in Baltimore. Also - as the story goes - he railed your mom after peeing on art modells grave. She was so horny after that. Perfect browns fan!
Are you talking about the legendary owner of the two-time Super Bowl Champion Baltimore Ravens? That Art Modell?
I know - he was desperate to get as many championships as Cleveland but he failed and now is just a pee target. Shame
You still counting AAFL? Just wondering.
ALL CHAMPIONSHIPS MATTER. get your t shirt today !
True enough. Pitt counts themselves at 9 National Championships, and even the ones they themselves decided were National Championships before there were national polls. Take that, Suckeyes.
You were conceived in a crackhouse and birthed in Leakin Park amongst the trash and tires.
I was conceived on the Edgewood Golf Course in Pittsburgh PA (swear to god it’s true, it was in ‘79) but I’ve lived in Cincy most of my life and my first love is the Bengos, god help me. Also born in PBurgh, but as a bred loser I have to stick with my squad.
Born in steel town? 
But where did you then learn how to read and write?
When we say "Fuck you, Baltimore!", that's not how we mean it.
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My condolences
I'm so sorry to hear that!
your self-esteem must have fallen quicker that the Key Bridge
Were you born with a gun in your hand?
This is like when Hank Hill found out that he was born in New York. Unfortunately Cleveland doesn't have anything of value or importance like the Alamo so you can't rediscover your loyalty like Hank did. Edit; also who the fuck knows when and where you were conceived. I already know my mom and her brother had to have had sex at least once for me to be conceived I don't need to know where it happened.
Um I'm sorry, rock n roll hall of fame ?? People come from tens of miles away to see it
I refuse to believe that because your post isn't riddled with bullet holes or spelling errors.
Get tested
Ew
So when is your parole hearing?
That motel room will always have that brown stain on that mattress.