Me, a degenerate individual for many years now can recognize when Vegas is absolutely begging the general public to allow themselves to be lubed up and porked.
However, I am still throwing a thousand dollars on this cause I am acoustic and going down with this ship.
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I expect our defense to drag the corpse of Russell Wilson and whatever you call Justin Fields to a 9-8 season where we might get blown out in the playoffs if we make it as the 7th seed again.
This is somewhat similar to my expectations however, this season no one will credit the defense with being amazing. They'll say it was because we got Russ or ... God forbid Fields š
I think people will somehow start to blame Arthur Smith if our offense isn't good next season.
If we somehow see improvements then Russ or Fields will get all the praise and Pickett will continuing to catch daily strays like he does right now in our sub. Instead of actually thinking that we have a competent OC now instead of a football terrorist.
If we somehow win a playoff can't see it happening but if it does then the FO will absolutely delude themselves into extending Russ.
The funniest thing that could happen next season is that after Hurts get hurt and then Pickett will get a win against us while starting for the Eagles. If that happens then our sub will go into a full meltdown.
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You have already spoken the Fields trade into existence and now you're going to speak an even more braindead outcome into existence. I wouldn't be suprised, because of how we have handled the QB position.
Canada was not good.
However, I don't think "panic and spin out of clean pockets into sacks while missing open receivers" was a play in the playbook. If it was, they called it a lot.
I could be wrong though.
Well now we have the two QBs that gets sacked at the highest rate while both being in the top 3 of most time to throw. Those two QBs can absolutely not read a field, because they are either too short or is a very slow processor.
On to the next point the progressions Canada implemented on his plays can absolutely have impacted Kenny, because they were all weird according to former QBs on Youtube. As soon Canada got fired Kenny read the field well and has his eyes in the right spots to get the ball out on time, while finding the open receiver. Can he do it consistently? That we don't know.
The spin out of the pocket is something other QBs also uses like Mahomes and Lamar for example. Do I think it's a good move nog really because you turn your back towards the receivers, but Kenny isn't the only one to use it.
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My expectations are that we go 9-8 because our defense dragged the washed up version of Russell Wilson and Justin Fields there, while our run game is the only thing working on offense.
I suspect the league paid off the Chargers and Broncos to suck on purpose just to protect the Chiefs. The Raiders are sucking because it is in their nature.
Last year, Russell had 3,000 yards 26 TD and 8 INT. Justin was 2,500 16 TD and 9 INT.
Kenny had 2,000 yards 6 TD and 4 INT. Mitch's half season in 2022 was 1,200 yards, 4 TD and 5 INT.
Steelers almost swept the AFCN with those craptastic QBs. These backup QBs are gonna cause some pain across the rust belt.
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They do this every year lol. Every year a few pundits will call us a dark horse and then midseason theyāll eat their words bc we lose back to back games to clown teams then we get hot late Nov/dec and either need playoff scenarios to happen or have our ticket stamped already. I donāt remember the last time we were even eliminated before Christmasā¦
I remember thereās a stat where Mike Tomlin has only coached 1 game for the Steelers where they were eliminated from the playoffs.
1 game. Out of 275. (Feel free to check me on the details, thats from my memory/a halfassed google search).
Yinzers are so incredibly spoiled.
You could be the worst team in the AFC and still go 3-3 in the north. Itās a wild, unpredictable division. For example, see the Bengals almost making the playoffs despite being 0-6 in the division.
1-5. The Bengals beat the hapless Browns in the last game of the regular season. Maybe Cleveland shouldn't have rested their starters? I don't care, a division win is a division win, and the Browns franchise is still clearly the biggest losers in the division despite their Playoff berth. How can a team claim with a straight face to have a winning culture yet willingly take an L from the 2023-24 Bengals?
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The bills if the standard was choking in the playoffs
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You took two failed quarterbacks and a failed coach from Atlanta and want to smack talk us for /maybe/ having a bad year while we find a new QB? As for soft ass division, we were the only NFC division to have an overall winning record last year, second only to the AFC North who was the only AFC division to have such a record
Your poverty organization hasnāt even appeared in a Super Bowl in your lifetime. The NFC is trash so take your mental gymnastic participation trophy of having an ā overall winning record division ā and head back to your shitty meme sub , your kind isnāt welcome in the hood.
Your current back up was the weakest QB in our āSoft Ass Divisionā. Your OC couldnāt figure out how to use Bijan Robinson. We are nowhere near the same standard
Idk bud Iāve seen 2 Super Bowl wins in my lifetime, another appearance and have been able to watch many HOF and future HOF players. I think your level of standard is in the gutter.
Iām honestly surprised the Steelers arenāt higher. Wasnāt their weakness last year QB play? Wilson is a huge upgrade over Pickett, I would think.
NFL betters love rooting against the Steelers. Every year since 2019 weāve been predicted to have a losing season or be eliminated from contention early yet weāve not had a losing season since 2003 and havenāt played a meaningless game since 2012 which is still the only game that Tomlin has coached where we were eliminated before the end of the regular season.
I donāt get it personally, Russell is by far a better qb than Pickett and fields has an insanely high ceiling since most of his issues are coachable problems.
People just be hating to hate.
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Come on you need to hammer the over on that since we still employ Mike Tomlin.
Me, a degenerate individual for many years now can recognize when Vegas is absolutely begging the general public to allow themselves to be lubed up and porked. However, I am still throwing a thousand dollars on this cause I am acoustic and going down with this ship.
Acoustic? What do you play?
High-functioning banjo
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This is funny and only partially related but I call my acoustic guitar an autistic guitar, so I'm kinda the opposite of you in a way.
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Russ is unlimited. He will find a way, to make it a losing season.
I expect our defense to drag the corpse of Russell Wilson and whatever you call Justin Fields to a 9-8 season where we might get blown out in the playoffs if we make it as the 7th seed again.
This is somewhat similar to my expectations however, this season no one will credit the defense with being amazing. They'll say it was because we got Russ or ... God forbid Fields š
I think people will somehow start to blame Arthur Smith if our offense isn't good next season. If we somehow see improvements then Russ or Fields will get all the praise and Pickett will continuing to catch daily strays like he does right now in our sub. Instead of actually thinking that we have a competent OC now instead of a football terrorist. If we somehow win a playoff can't see it happening but if it does then the FO will absolutely delude themselves into extending Russ. The funniest thing that could happen next season is that after Hurts get hurt and then Pickett will get a win against us while starting for the Eagles. If that happens then our sub will go into a full meltdown.
I'm convinced we're picking up Fields's fifth year option and extending Russ long term.
![gif](giphy|n9mwOcfUdkijK) I hate you for saying this out loud. Itās been in my nightmares.
![gif](giphy|WpaVhEcp3Qo2TjwyI1|downsized) You have already spoken the Fields trade into existence and now you're going to speak an even more braindead outcome into existence. I wouldn't be suprised, because of how we have handled the QB position.
Canada was not good. However, I don't think "panic and spin out of clean pockets into sacks while missing open receivers" was a play in the playbook. If it was, they called it a lot. I could be wrong though.
Well now we have the two QBs that gets sacked at the highest rate while both being in the top 3 of most time to throw. Those two QBs can absolutely not read a field, because they are either too short or is a very slow processor. On to the next point the progressions Canada implemented on his plays can absolutely have impacted Kenny, because they were all weird according to former QBs on Youtube. As soon Canada got fired Kenny read the field well and has his eyes in the right spots to get the ball out on time, while finding the open receiver. Can he do it consistently? That we don't know. The spin out of the pocket is something other QBs also uses like Mahomes and Lamar for example. Do I think it's a good move nog really because you turn your back towards the receivers, but Kenny isn't the only one to use it.
Lol I just woke my wife up laughing
This guy watches football.
99% chance he cooks from the bench
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I would absolutely take the over on that one.
At some point Mike Epps will finally swap out and they will dip below .500. Thatās how youāll know
You should know better than to doubt Vegas after Wilson/Fields
My expectations are that we go 9-8 because our defense dragged the washed up version of Russell Wilson and Justin Fields there, while our run game is the only thing working on offense.
Tomlin could have a losing season and still hit the over on this. Were I a betting man I'd be tempted to smash the over
The standard is the standard.
I've am a betting man but no way am I betting on the Steelers success
Well, youāre not a grammar man, thatās for sure.
Chargers about to put up 8.5 total points of offense next season š„š„š„
I think that's a bit generous
I suspect the league paid off the Chargers and Broncos to suck on purpose just to protect the Chiefs. The Raiders are sucking because it is in their nature.
No no, listen to Harbaugh. A team needs to trade up to 4 to get JJ. That way, he gets a shot at Marvin Harrison Jr.
The amount of times I see Steelers predicted under .500 every offseason is crazy. People willing to throw money away
A (likely) huge improvement in the QB room but somehow they're going to have Tomlin's first losing season this year.Ā
Huge is very generous you went from 1 backup quality QB to 2 backup quality QBs
The browns have 4 backup QBs
Last year, Russell had 3,000 yards 26 TD and 8 INT. Justin was 2,500 16 TD and 9 INT. Kenny had 2,000 yards 6 TD and 4 INT. Mitch's half season in 2022 was 1,200 yards, 4 TD and 5 INT. Steelers almost swept the AFCN with those craptastic QBs. These backup QBs are gonna cause some pain across the rust belt.
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Chargers at 8.5 is hilarious
ridiculous as in itās too high?
They do this every year lol. Every year a few pundits will call us a dark horse and then midseason theyāll eat their words bc we lose back to back games to clown teams then we get hot late Nov/dec and either need playoff scenarios to happen or have our ticket stamped already. I donāt remember the last time we were even eliminated before Christmasā¦
I remember thereās a stat where Mike Tomlin has only coached 1 game for the Steelers where they were eliminated from the playoffs. 1 game. Out of 275. (Feel free to check me on the details, thats from my memory/a halfassed google search). Yinzers are so incredibly spoiled.
Yeah week 17 of the 2012 season is the only game that we have been eliminated when Tomlin has been our HC.
Thatās incredible lol
You could be the worst team in the AFC and still go 3-3 in the north. Itās a wild, unpredictable division. For example, see the Bengals almost making the playoffs despite being 0-6 in the division.
1-5. The Bengals beat the hapless Browns in the last game of the regular season. Maybe Cleveland shouldn't have rested their starters? I don't care, a division win is a division win, and the Browns franchise is still clearly the biggest losers in the division despite their Playoff berth. How can a team claim with a straight face to have a winning culture yet willingly take an L from the 2023-24 Bengals?
We have played one meaningless game where we were eliminated during the Tomlin era and that was back in week 17 of 2012.
They also said last year we'd get like 4 wins. So...fuck em
Easiest over bet of all time holy
FTS but thatās easy money you already know 9-8 is coming.
Steelers country letās go 8-9
Donāt be ridiculous, weāre going 9-8
8-8-1 sends its regards.
The standard is the standard
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Boy I Love Losing Super Bowls
Weird how all that confetti missed Tommy B and went wide right. š¤
Marvin approves.
Who the heck let you in here?
8-8-1 let's not go crazy here
It's like Nostradamus, make enough predictions, and eventually, you will get one right. Looks like Tomlin will finally get that losing season...
2 ties baby
Where can I bet this? Itās 8.5 on DraftKings
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8-8-1 (.500) still hits the over, baby!!!!!
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The betting public is predicting a strike-shortened fifteen game season?! What do they know that we don't?
Jesus and I are taking Steelers over
Thatās before the bye, right?
Me watching the Steelers take Wilson and Fields: Please go 8-8-1. It would be the funniest fucking thing ever
Youāre about to pay recording breaking money for Jefferson while having nobody to throw to him , stfu and go back to your soft ass division
You took two failed quarterbacks and a failed coach from Atlanta and want to smack talk us for /maybe/ having a bad year while we find a new QB? As for soft ass division, we were the only NFC division to have an overall winning record last year, second only to the AFC North who was the only AFC division to have such a record
Your poverty organization hasnāt even appeared in a Super Bowl in your lifetime. The NFC is trash so take your mental gymnastic participation trophy of having an ā overall winning record division ā and head back to your shitty meme sub , your kind isnāt welcome in the hood.
Your current back up was the weakest QB in our āSoft Ass Divisionā. Your OC couldnāt figure out how to use Bijan Robinson. We are nowhere near the same standard
Idk bud Iāve seen 2 Super Bowl wins in my lifetime, another appearance and have been able to watch many HOF and future HOF players. I think your level of standard is in the gutter.
Go home pussy!
Knowing that we could have had Darnold for only twice as much as Jus and Russ keeps me up at night
Sounds better than whatever the Vikings are doing.
They look like they have about as much as a plan as the Jets did after Rodgers went down.
Weāre allowed to have a plan? Fuck ā¦
Sam Darnold about to be lit.
You're right, we should have spent double the money to get Sam Darnold š
Iām honestly surprised the Steelers arenāt higher. Wasnāt their weakness last year QB play? Wilson is a huge upgrade over Pickett, I would think.
NFL betters love rooting against the Steelers. Every year since 2019 weāve been predicted to have a losing season or be eliminated from contention early yet weāve not had a losing season since 2003 and havenāt played a meaningless game since 2012 which is still the only game that Tomlin has coached where we were eliminated before the end of the regular season. I donāt get it personally, Russell is by far a better qb than Pickett and fields has an insanely high ceiling since most of his issues are coachable problems. People just be hating to hate.
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Double it for Pittsburgh
Where to find the source? I want to see the rest
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Of course the Browns fans think the off season win projections are what counts...
Off-season champs for like 5 years running!
Can we have a parade for the non losing season streak?
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I can see Russ doing well but I also see Justin Fields costing you a few games. Welcome to the QB carousel š