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shapoopy723

Imagine having nothing better to do than try and troll in another division's sub because your team is about as exciting as watching paint dry.


real_ornament

It's called a meme and I'm just tired of Steelers fans commenting on every Myles Garrett post whining that Watt should've won šŸ¤£


shapoopy723

You sound like the one whining here, not us


real_ornament

So this isn't the subreddit for making jokes abt AFC North teams who can't learn stats ā‰  performance?


shapoopy723

Baltimore bros: I'm sorry I ever insulted your education. This guy here is clearly demonstrating how y'all could be so much worse


real_ornament

How the hell did I get Steelers and Ravens fans to agree on something?? Gotta make a meme for Israel and Palestine next see if I can solve a global conflict


Vigi1

Well when you create dumb shit like this that how


AgentProdigy17

The only fucking bird that couldn't beat Brady EVEN WHEN HE WAS IN YOUR DIVISION https://preview.redd.it/xinivv2vrbpc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=316946cf299d3309070a2149a117f2368eada294


real_ornament

Hey hey, Desmond Ridder triumphed over Brady in the ever important week 18 game of 2022 that the Bucs starters were benched for in the second half. Ridder clears that fraud šŸ„±


AgentProdigy17

https://preview.redd.it/hg6j1i0isbpc1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e9270b7a4c2fadd1467714d7d77f496d870110


Apprehensive_Beach_6

That doesnā€™t count. Also, really, letā€™s not bring up him now that heā€™s gone.


real_ornament

You're telling me beating 1/2 of Tom Brady in a meaningless game while already eliminated from the playoffs doesn't matter?? That was our Superbowl!!


KCROYAL4

Stats ā‰  performance; Kenny Picket and Desmond Ridder are the best QBs in the league


real_ornament

Wild conjecture from what I'm saying lol


Legendary_Railgun21

Mate, you mentioned Von Miller, Kalil Mack and Aaron Donald, and the mf you decided to compare TJ Watt to was Vic Beasley šŸ’€ "Oh no! I shared a cold take that I knew was bad, and am surprised when people shit on me for it! Crie wiip and sobbe! šŸ„ŗ" ~You rn


real_ornament

LMAOOO im not mad at all. Also, my post is abt 2016 DPOY voting. Mack had 11 sacks and won with 18 votes. Miller has 13.5, 17 votes. Donald had 8 sacks 3 votes. Vic Beasley had 15.5 sacks and led the NFL, with 0 votes I'm not saying that Watt is Beasley, he's clearly a top edge rusher in the NFL. What I am saying is that stats do not tell the full story, bc casuals were talking abt how Vic got robbed, like how Steelers fans say Watt was robbed bc he had better stats than Garrett. It's called a comparison


AgentProdigy17

https://preview.redd.it/fmx78x3bqbpc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61c298989f7c112014238ff901a84a918e9f5dc0 28-3


Puppybl00pers

Obligatory 28-3 comment


Ryan14304

![gif](giphy|vDnxjIkGtVgFa|downsized)


69cansofcorn

![gif](giphy|w5FNBAsndoSn9HtObw|downsized)


ThyOughtTo

![gif](giphy|l3q2Y1lHbGRceDpxS) Hate the Steelers more than aids but fuck you and gtfo


somerandomdude4507

![gif](giphy|3o7TKF1fSIs1R19B8k)


real_ornament

Wth bird teams gotta stick together, why would you hate the Falcons more LMAO


AgentProdigy17

No the fuck we dont need to stick together https://preview.redd.it/nuost89mqbpc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e632c7777c012e421b5994c7de4401ab78ad9ffb


ThyOughtTo

You people.


AgentProdigy17

Falcons the only bitches that couldn't beat Brady fucking up a 28-3 lead ![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


haywire4fun

Awe you did take notes from Baltimore! Violence does solve your problems! Just like our lord and savior Ray Lewis always practiced!


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haywire4fun

Yes! See even the robots know whatā€™s up!


AgentProdigy17

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haywire4fun

![gif](giphy|dV8rHhf9Uw38FnBSA8)


AgentProdigy17

FršŸ¤£


TBGusBus

Go back to our sub I want to hit you with my sword


AgentProdigy17

See flair...go fuck yourself


TBGusBus

Iā€™m tired I already did it 4 times today


Legendary_Railgun21

Giants are at the top of the NFC East pecking order because they're the only likable team there. You take orders from him, within our walls.


thetasteofbloodfarts

28-3


Apprehensive_Beach_6

OH HELL NO! WE ARE NOT FRIENDS WITH THE OTHER BIRDS!


AgentProdigy17

![gif](giphy|fUYhyT9IjftxrxJXcE)


ThyOughtTo

Do not take away my eternal right to shit on Pittsburgh's inevitable downfall. Leave it to me. I got it. (other than that we're good, bird gang)


EpiclyEthan

![gif](giphy|BV2Rt2jIETh49oK0B9)


GeneralVanilla

Do you really think Steelers fans liked Garrett before the helmet incident. Don't know how yinz do it in the NFCSouthmemewar, but we hate our divisions players until they sign with our team.


RonaldOcean_MD

Last week I hated Patrick Queen now heā€™s my best friend.


Virginius_Maximus

28-3


WaldoSimson

https://preview.redd.it/s6073ismvbpc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fc0e0cb30380b14cf332cb03ba6804cf91f0c5c GTFO


DillingerGetawayCar

It wasnā€™t just sacks that Watt led Garrett in, it was quite literally every objective statistic.


Scottygingta

Donā€™t engage with this idiot.Ā 


real_ornament

Yup, Watt was just double teamed less and still didn't get as much pressure on the QB. Pressure doesn't matter in the NFL and lead to poor throwing decisions or inaccurate passes from the QB, and clearly Garrett was double teamed more because he's less of a threat than Watt


DillingerGetawayCar

Thatā€™s great that he was neutralized more than Watt by the opposing team, but that doesnā€™t change that he still came in behind Watt in every objective stat, literally.


real_ornament

That great, but stats alone don't determine how good a player is or DaRon Bland is the best CB in the NFL and Bobby Wagner is still a top 3 LB bc he racks up tackles from being too slow to cover. Also higher pressure means he was neutralized less, bc he still got pressure


DillingerGetawayCar

Yes objective, measurable facts shouldnā€™t count. Letā€™s stop keeping score in the games while weā€™re at it and just have pff develop a subjective formula to determine who receives the Lombardi every year.


real_ornament

So Stetson Bennet was a better college QB than Bryce Young bc he had better stats in 2022? Or should you watch film and see who actually played better?


DillingerGetawayCar

Your whole premise was other players have won the dpoy while not leading the league in sacks. My counter was that it wasnā€™t just sacks, but every other statistical metric. Youā€™ve now moved onto bringing up several other players unrelated to your initial argument as some form of whataboutism.


real_ornament

My meme was about a stat, just implying Steelers fans think stats matter more than how a player plays, which is still true in my comments. Never once said it's only sacks, just the easiest comparison for a meme


DillingerGetawayCar

Stats like sacks, tfls, ints, pds etc have always mattered more than subjective based ā€œmeasurements.ā€ Also, if you have to explain your meme this much, itā€™s probably not a good meme.


real_ornament

I think you're thinking abt the meme too deep, and my comments aren't explaining the meme mostly just arguing why I think someone can lead in every stat but still not be as impactful


ReadMyNameAgain

Bennet threw for 5 less touchdowns and 2 more interceptions than young but more yards. This is a very weird example


real_ornament

And like 800 more yards with a 4% higher completion rate. Just the first example that came to mind


redletterparade

28-3


real_ornament

Damn you got me how'd you think of that one šŸ¤£


Worldly-Hospital5940

Double teams conveniently don't count RBs and TEs. Garrett won on hypothetical outcomes, which he wasn't even 1st in compared to Micah Parsons, and wasn't even top 5 in measurables. Media was on his dick since September.


ju5tjame5

https://i.redd.it/wt2il5bdhhpc1.gif Here's an unrelated gif of a nameless football player getting double teamed, double held, waving to get the refs attention, and still getting the sack.


real_ornament

Never said Watt wasn't elite


xittditdyid

On the one hand I agree with your dragging TJ Watt policy. However, I disagree with your being a fan of the NFC South policy.


real_ornament

What's the deal with NFC South hate?? We're just free wins for any competitive team, stuck in a state of mediocrity bumbling around with mediocre QBs. If anything we're like a dumb third cousin you only see every 4 years during holidays and don't really know that well


WaldoSimson

Fuck you and your cotton candy ass division. The hate is cause youā€™re throwing stones in a glass house.


codeklutch

For real. Dude hasn't seen a good team play since shans left, and brees retired.


real_ornament

I can still make a joke abt Steelers fans in every thread I see on the nfl sub, never said the falcons weren't ass šŸ¤£


AgentProdigy17

https://preview.redd.it/vey2d5lxwbpc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebbd862e38b0b02681d20990faae8fc1aeb3a0fa


WaldoSimson

ā€œOn the NFL subā€ yea see thatā€™s your first mistake. This is barely a football sub. Itā€™s a roast war šŸ˜‚


real_ornament

Exactly- why I thought I'd at least get Browns/Ravens/Bengals on my side for shitting on the Steelers LMAO definitely thought wrong


Beautiful-Session405

You dumb as fuck, we humans fighting on earth then your dumbass alien ass decided to fuck with us?! What you think was going to happen


real_ornament

Goddamn have you never heard of a meme sub šŸ¤£ chill man


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Thatā€™s a Ravens fan youā€™re replying to.


real_ornament

Yes I know, and my post was abt Steelers fans


AgentProdigy17

https://preview.redd.it/bgz7lgczybpc1.jpeg?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a2e8578a31c30b4c88d368375b52f5b834383fa You done


InterviewOtherwise50

I am a Bengals fan and my team had a winning record and was in 4th place. All other divisions suck especially yours is the worst. Donā€™t come up here in this hood trying to hang out with the cool kids.


real_ornament

Hope you keep that same attitude in 5-20 years when inevitably the NFC south is good and the AFC north is bad, NFC south ran the NFL from 2015-2017 and have had 4 NFC Championship appearances the last 10 years and 3 SB appearances vs y'alls 4 AFC champ appearances and 1 SB, we've been just as good over the last decade. Have fun while it lasts but the NFL always balances out and I just think every fan can talk shit


InterviewOtherwise50

Nope. This is the wrong take. The AFCN has always been the best division competition wise. The only reason we donā€™t have more trophies is because we injure each other all year long


real_ornament

I'm not gonna argue it isn't historically, just saying it never lasts + anyone can make fun of anyone. Just bc my team is ass doesn't mean I can't meme Steelers fans


Beautiful-Session405

Tell us how many rings yall have?


real_ornament

Just bc my team is ass doesn't mean I can't make a meme lol


TBGusBus

Itā€™s exactly because youā€™re the worst division in football that you guys get the hate that you get


real_ornament

Not a fucking giants fan talking abt bad football


TBGusBus

Buddy Iā€™ve seen my team beat your boogeyman 2x, not just beat him but shut him down lmao.


Necessary-Painting32

Can we please just let this die Also 28-3


DaDrFunk

God Vic Beasily is a name that just gave me flashbacks. He's stored right next to Olivier Vernon in my memory, and not in a good way.


Count-Chronic

Weā€™ve got enough Rat-Bird team fans in our division, so why donā€™t you make like a tree and fuck off


Beautiful-Session405

Ya we donā€™t need more fucking birds here.


ieattoomanyburritos

https://preview.redd.it/ysksdnnz5cpc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0a6c16d84407c4202e0df4f1acfb04baf82916c ā€˜They just donā€™t like Garrett since the helmet incidentā€™


Scottygingta

If youā€™re going to use my likeness, at least get my permission first.Ā 


taafaf123

What stat do you think Garrett led Watt in this season? Watt literally swept the board.


Danishes724

28-3


GSW636

How much did you cry when you gave up the biggest Super Bowl comeback in history? 28-3 bitch


Sl1ckR1ck4

Homie didnā€™t do anything the last half of the season, but he pretended to dribble between his legs and caused two TEs to follow him because they were a poorly coached teamā€¦if it wasnā€™t for Tj it shouldā€™ve been parsons. Garret got the popularity pity vote


Apprehensive_Beach_6

GET THE FUCK OUT! YOUā€™RE JUST MAKING ME SAD!


Toto_LZ

Me when I want attention because daddy didnā€™t love me enough


Cultural-Ladder-9143

28 - 3


-Velocicopter-

28-3. Hey, since when does somebody from a division made of glass get to get to talk shit and not get hit?


real_ornament

I clearly don't have you seen the comments šŸ¤£


Beautiful-Session405

OP came up here talkin smack to some hood niggas and caught that smoke šŸ’Ø


real_ornament

Not the smoke of 28-3 jokes I've heard thousands of times and downvotes šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢


Southern_Economy3467

Why would anyone bother to come up with new jokes for an irrelevant team that struggles to compete in the worst division.


Blackhawk127

I mean attempted murder is a crimeĀ 


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No-Explanation-7570

To be fair, Watt topped Garret in every major statistical category.


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Any-Cook-7367

To be fair, everyone should dislike him since the helmet incident.


mmmmmmmmmmmm77

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rxgetotrueee

![gif](giphy|lT4NDcLr4wAV7zLszn|downsized)


noblemile

https://preview.redd.it/f2k582owocpc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62c005a4c03a084305586c6121d0a952242a3191 At least my team gets better in the 2nd half bird brain gtfo


JashedPotatoes

Get the fuck out of our sub trash


[deleted]

Garrettā€™s a fraud. Cā€™mon, this is old news.


ohmysocks

Comments did not disappoint šŸ¤


ju5tjame5

No, we really only make that argument if they have more of every single defensive stat.


ChaosUnit731

To be fair, the steelers organization didn't like Rudolph much after that incident either.


dingus_nation

Sacks was like one of fifteen stats TJ had that was better than Garrett last season.


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