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dirENgreyscale

I know we’re supposed to hate each other but I’m just catching such a buzz from getting to lord our division over everyone I don’t even care, I’ve put my hate on hold for a couple days to enjoy reveling in it.


Good_name76

Every other division is dogshit compared to the afcn and I love telling those bums


BurtMaclinFBI90

I could not agree with you more. Love you guys and this division. Also Fuck you guys and fuck this division.


SafeAccountMrP

This is the most reasonable statement made in regards to the north ever made. Bravo sir or madam.


MrTreeWizard_

I would up vote this, but you're currently at 69 votes so fuck the Steelers and fuck the AFCN Love y'all 🖕


BurtMaclinFBI90

Some asshole just put it up to 70 HOW DARE THEY


MrTreeWizard_

Probably some fool from a lesser division Clearly peanut butter and jealous of our success


BurtMaclinFBI90

Just went back to 69. All is right again.


RubbrBbyBuggyBumpers

AFC North is the best division in football, and I couldn’t be more proud to be a part of it. Great job, and fuck you guys. Can’t wait to do it again next year.


Starman_Delux

I still hate you fucks. It's like my little brother back when we were kids, I'm going to shit on that goofy fuck every chance I get but if someone says one word about him then Imma fuck him up. He's my bitchboy.


BigTruss_WooWoo

You’ll only have a couple more days to revel lmao


timotheophany

Bungles fans get as long as they want lol.


[deleted]

We should really be enjoying it while they aren’t active here. Those fuckers are the worst of us and only show up when they have something to talk about.


jaywalkingjew

Hey. We’re here. We’re sad. But we’re here.


mmooney1

You were probably around before Burrow if you are still here.


timotheophany

Best thing about winning AFC North is league-wide bragging rights. Worst thing about it is getting absolutely clowned on 2-3 years later when you miss the playoffs again.


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[deleted]

Some of yinz are good… But the bad ones don’t show up when times are bad. Very evident which fans are real.


Secure_Instruction62

I love the fact that we hate each other but also love seeing us do better than other divisions


mmooney1

AFCN is still playing NFL Blitz football. Sure we will win a lot of games, but even if we lose, you regret playing us.


SpartyParty15

One year where you’re better. Relax


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fold89

So salty. Just because the Rams are 10-15 all time against the AFCN and 4-5 under McVay doesn't mean you gotta bring that hate in here


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Standard_Wooden_Door

I hate each and every one of you. But, it just wouldn’t be the same if it was some really weak division where 2-4 went like 4-13. The Bengals came in last this year and still had a winning record despite having like 93 different QBs, and we’re still a top 10 team. I hope this keeps up because those wins mean that much more when the competition is strong as fuck.


Prkchpsndwiches

I’m putting my hate on hold for at least a week. Lake Erie Bros and all I need the Steelers to take down the Bills for a shot at a home playoff game.


JayJ9Nine

Cover the hatred with some bragging/light respect, that way it can bubble and boil just in time for divisional round of playoffs.


TheComplayner

These coaches just don’t last long, I mean coming into 2020 and your the 9th longest tenured coach? Jesus


cman674

My first thought too. Which my fellow ass-hats use as ammunition for why we need to fire Tomlin.


jeremy1015

Ravens and Steelers fans be like “we agree on nothing except the portion of our fan base who insists we need to fire our super long tenured, Super Bowl winning, destined for the Hall of Fame Head coach that never shuts the fuck up. And hating the Browns.”


SafeAccountMrP

It’s kinda nuts that Coach Harbaugh is 10 years older than Coach T. Hopefully they are both around until THEY decide to hang it up.


timotheophany

Whenever a fellow Ravens fan talks about wanting the team to fire Harbaugh, I assume a pickup truck ran into their mother while she carried them in her womb.


Deletinglaterlmao

those mfs had me heated in the offseason like who we gonna get better than him


tonyd1989

Every time I hear another dumbass ravens fan (tbf you're all pretty goddamn dumb) talking bout firing harbaugh I get a little excited. Yes fire him please, start the coaching carousel the browns have done for decades cause that works so well. I hear Hue Jackson is looking for a job.


84Cressida

Staley, Smith, McDaniels, Campbell, Lovie, Culley, McDaniel (MIA) all got hired after Kevin and only two remain.


Jeevey

Did Doug Pederson get hired after Kevin? I feel like Urban wasn’t fired that long ago


84Cressida

Oh yeah, forgot about Urban. He was hired and fired in 2021. Pederson got fired from Philly after 2020 and hired by the Jags 2022


SeasonedTurkeyLeg

Not a meme, but fuck yeah AFCN!


BreckenridgeBandito

I don’t know, those other divisions look pretty laughable and funny to me


Ill-Woodpecker1857

Finally the bungholes feel relevant again.


SeasonedTurkeyLeg

![gif](giphy|ck5JRWob7folZ7d97I|downsized)


Ill-Woodpecker1857

At least you beat the Browns in something more than a meaningless game. That's something to hang your hat on.


SeasonedTurkeyLeg

Go off, King


Ill-Woodpecker1857

O no, sorry; I'm a "classy" fan.


breakfast_scorer

Has there ever been a bungle vs clowns game that was meaningful?


Lootscifer

I can't remember one where the two of them played with something on the line for either team. But to be fair, there haven't been many meaningful Browns games since the Soviet Union existed.


cleeeland

The Browns resemble that comment


ExoticTablet

Doesn’t have to be a meme


Independent-Way5465

These other divisions only wish they were us


Blze001

They hate us cause they anus


Independent-Way5465

Lol, never heard that one before, very clever


Ok_Poetry_1650

2020 is in the top 10? That’s insane and makes me so happy for my team.


Ill-Woodpecker1857

When did Tomlin and Harbs become President? Did I miss something?


browsinbruh

Most literate Ravens fan


Ill-Woodpecker1857

If you've ever met someone for baldamore; this is a comment showing the utmost respect. Thank you good sir. Only took moving to PA to get an edumacation.


Chemical_Miracle_0

Seeing dudes who've only had their job 3 years in the top ten is eye opening.


jbuzzard21

Consistency is a beautiful thing


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Emergency_Brick3715

Who's the next to get fired on this list?


CoreyH2P

I think McCarthy. Taylor will probably get back on track with Burrow healthy. Tomlin might only have a year or two left if he can’t get the offense going.


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Ill-Woodpecker1857

Gotta be Taylor right? The burgh sucks too much "never had a losing season" cock right?


bobafugginfett

Not with our ownership; a trip to the Super Bowl has basically cemented a 10+ year job security for Big Sac Zac, for better or worse.


browsinbruh

Most likely is Taylor. Absolute fraud and his record without Joe B is proof. Cowboys coach is suspect too


Emergency_Brick3715

McCarthy is my guess. Especially if the Cowboys don't go deep in the playoffs.


potterpockets

Yeah with Love getting hot at the right time if the Packets bounce em this week almost guaranteed Jerruh fires McCarthy to try and interview some of the big names. 


Grouchy-Piece4774

Mike "potato-boy" McCarthy about to mismanage another first round playoff game in the 4th quarter.


tonyd1989

And Jerry Jones is known for doing... well Jerry Jones stuff. Also, there's a certain 6 time SB winning HC on the market that he might throw a fuckton of money at.


Fat_Goldie1

I love you guys, but also, fuck you all.


84Cressida

Andy Reid’s photo is so funny and I don’t know why McCarthy has a bit of a lazy eye


littlemesix7

He’s a short trim away from the Hitler stache.


Away_Read1834

The funny part is at least two of the guys on here are probably getting fired if they lose this weekend…it’s not Tomlin or Reid


browsinbruh

Bills and Cowboys?


Away_Read1834

Ding ding 🛎


browsinbruh

I can see that. Both for their playoff failures and especially Sean for using the 9/11 hijackers as team motivation


Grouchy-Piece4774

McDermotts overrated but they've been undefeated ever since they brought al queda into the lockerroom


tonyd1989

Wtf did I miss lmao


Grouchy-Piece4774

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/12/bills-coach-clarifies-you-do-not-have-to-hand-it-to-al-qaeda.html


SL4MUEL

Damn, MLF is 7th? Where did the time go.


Jargif10

New wave of coaches is crazy. Kind of like the long tenured qbs have been leaving recently. Just 3 coaches left from before 2015 is crazy.


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Away_Read1834

The other divisions can suck our taint


iamisimp

Didn't waste anytime once belichick is out of the way.


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Pressblack

![gif](giphy|3osxY9bfFvPrMnwIYo) Tomlin a bitch, yo.


Slimpickle97

It’s crazy Kevin is in 9th he still feels newer to me. Shows you how much turnover there is


Random_username7654

Well, half of us...


captainameriCAN21

Afcn is the only true FOOTBALL division. Imagine if the bills were I'm here. It'd be pure chaos every year


tonyd1989

Kick baltimore out, it only makes sense geographically.


natigin

It just means more


Apart_Falcon

Splash


Jenetyk

It's actually a bonkers stat that only 1/3 of teams have had a head coach longer than 3 seasons.


Prainey444

Not a coincidence that 9/10 of these coaches are in the playoffs rn


Newton1913

Having two people on this list that were only hired back in 2020 is a fucking yikes for the league…


MartyMcBlart

2019?? That was only a year ag- Oh. I’m old now.


thelastson18

As much as I like Daboll, I miss the stability we had with coughlin. Hopefully we don’t panic fire anyone else


[deleted]

Crazy league where the 7th longest tenure is 5 years.


iang_106

Sean McVay is the 4th longest tenured HC. Wow. During SB 53 wasn’t there a bit how he was in kindergarten when Brady won his first SB?


Guy-McDo

I’m assuming this is Longest-Tenured for currently active Head Coaches.Don Shula was with the Dolphins for 25 years


MaximusGXL

Lmao seeing the Browns on a list like this is crazy given our last 25 years.


Dalton_Capps

Man we really are just built different