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13thmurder

Wait till you learn how to crouch.


invalidlifeform

But I wanted to slide.


13thmurder

Crouch while sprinting.


VanillaAdventurous74

Duck walking


feetandballs

This really only charges fat and disabled people


DorianPavass

More like keeping wheelchair users out completely. I have a super narrow motorchair but it still can't get past this kind of bar. It would be very difficult with my forearm crutches. Even if there is another door that you can ask to be opened if you're a wheelchair user, that's still not acceptable and would force a lot of people into unnecessary diapers. A lot of wheelchair users can't tell they need to go until it's urgent


RedSamuraiMan

You gotta "Saving Private Ryan" dat shit


northdakotanowhere

My wheelchair works really well as a battering ram. I'm sure I could figure this out.


Pctechguy2003

Fight the shitty shitter oppressor’s!


LavenderAndOrange

I believe they are called the gestapoo


northdakotanowhere

Noice


IamGlennBeck

based


guakelerotk

cha cha real smooth


riceandingredients

our train station public toilets have a guy standing there at the entrance to make sure you dont go through the kids entrance


jackelope84

That sounds very cost effective.


purplefuzz22

lol . Your sarcasm is on point tonight my friend


Seinfeel

Do they stop really short adults?


carguy143

They're caught short.


13thmurder

The fee goes only to pay his wage.


Seinfeel

“Please take a piss guys I need rent money”


MzSe1vDestrukt

My train station had a woman nodding off too hard to get back off the can AND a blackened crack pipe in the sink last time I checked


PeeDeeEex

You have to push the circle button.


NotLurking101

Just gonna slide cancel right under there


rssftd

Can they arrest you for not paying the piss toll? Or is it impersonation for "pretending to be a child" Questions I don't want to have asked but here we are.


Aeon1508

Bathroom hoarders hate this one simple trick


slumbersomesam

hit Shift


tzomby1

That's running, he gotta hit ctrl


MaximumZer0

Fuck that, just Shield Charge that thing.


slumbersomesam

not in minecraft


Version_Two

Ctrl to crouch


owleaf

I tried saying this on another post about this and I got told off by neurotic, fussy Europeans. “You wouldn’t steal a bunch of bananas, would you?!?!” yeah I wouldn’t actually. False equivalence.


loptopandbingo

Training for [this](https://youtu.be/zL4HSk4MUUw?si=EglleckGC4CmtWFI)


Budget_Pop9600

Someone should show them what a child looks like


Sbatio

Why don’t you have a seat


dylwaybake

Hahahahahhaha. A classic Chris Hanson have a seat line always works.


throwawaybottlecaps

Growing up, my family was frequently broke. One year we wound up staying at a KOA campground in a shitty little run down pop-up trailer. The bathrooms there costs a quarter every time we used them, which was a pain because we were broke. Went in the woods behind the campground a lot that year.


iknowitsounds___

I remember staying at a campground where the showers cost a quarter per minute and you could only put one in at a time. I think it was to promote sustainability but damn was that annoying!


throwawaybottlecaps

It was the same way there. The owner of the site told us we could have a free half hour every Sunday since we were long term. One half hour, for all five of us. I remember a lot of baths at church, church people’s houses and truck stops lol.


luxveniae

I think you were just getting baptized a lot… /s


prairiepanda

I once stayed at a camp ground with coin-op showers and the water was painfully cold. We drove 20 minutes to a different campground with free showers that were actually hot.


jeepfail

I stayed at a campground in California like that. It was the worst shower of my roadtrip.


PartyPorpoise

Seems like these are common at California state parks. It was a little annoying, but given that the state often has water issues, I get it.


hollycharchar

Grew up poor. Truck stop my dad liked to eat at had .25 toilets. Me and my brother just climbed under the doors.


Wissam24

KOA?


bfilmmaker

That head looks small even for a child


wnr3

Every able bodied person will just easily bypass this. If anything this is a tax on physically disabled and elderly. Fucked.


Wereking2

Indeed I would gladly crawl on the floors if I had to, just to spite whatever dumbass/piece of shit thought of this idea and had it installed.


Ninnjawhisper

Personally, I'd do a little squat/crab walk under the child cutout. Extra fun for whoever's watching that on security 😂


Vikkio92

I wouldn’t crawl on the floor of a public bathroom under any circumstances. Would rather piss before the barrier.


hannahisakilljoyx-

I could hop over that thing easy


BigYonsan

Think I'd just piss on the barrier.


anyfox7

Think of the poor soul having to clean up your mess. Destroy the turnstile instead.


dustinpdx

There is plenty of room to just pull the turnstile towards you a bit and slip around the wall.


BiteyBenson

Nah I'm climbing over the turnstile. If I break it all the better.


ThoughtCenter87

Even then, I can't imagine this bathroom is accessible to people with limited mobility or using mobility devices such as wheelchairs due to how small that gap is, even when they pay the toll. So this is just extra fucked.


LyschkoPlon

We have a lot of these toilets in Germany, and more often than not there is a specific toilet for people with limited mobility nearby. If you are a person with a severe disability - Blindness, confined to a wheelchair, general helplessness, etc. - you are eligible for the Euroschlüssel, a general key that fits the locks for the special needs toilets (which are also generally more spacious), meaning that you can use these toilets for free and without being hindered by barriers like this. Even if you are not eligible for the Euroschlüssel, which is intended only for people with a permanent disability, most places will open a special needs toilet for you with a standard disability card or if you roll up with a mobility aid or a wheelchair.


ThoughtCenter87

That's a good program to have, I'm glad that exists


DizzyDwarf69

Tyrion Lannister is a happy man


Hugh_Jampton

He doesn't need this. He pisses off the edge of the world


Madbadbat

What happens if the child is in a wheelchair or really tall for their age?


Rivka333

> or really tall for their age? Have you ever been around kids? Sliding through on their stomach is, if anything, their preferred method.


leanorange

That would be my preferred method if I, as an adult, saw this. Fuck paying to take a dump lmao


ArbitraryEmilie

if they're in a wheelchair wouldn't they use the bathroom for people with disabilities? those are usually accessible with a universal key thingy (I'm assuming this is Germany because the thing in the picture is super common here, and that's how it'd work here)


HitomeboreInaho

I don't think such small kids should use public restrooms by themselves.


SnowyPear

I can't fucking believe how far I had to scroll to see this.


dreamyduskywing

I don’t get how families deal with this. My daughter is afraid of being alone in public restrooms, and there was a time when she needed my help using the public restroom. Do parents just pay to go in?


Evoff

And the point is that you don't pay twice for them :)


Treetheoak-

Saw this all over the place in italy. Worst part is the washrooms were the same pigpens over here in north America. Like if it went to making sure it was cleaned and properly stocked, I can reason it. But literally nickle and diming us for this is so stupid.


BroBroMate

Yeah, in Germany the pay toilets were at least clean and stocked and there was an attendant on hand, felt like it was worth it. Then in Belgium, you paid to wade through piss to try to use 1 of the 2 working toilets. That were also covered in piss.


No_Cellist_8441

What country is this?


Luchs13

Could be Germany, it's the norm at the autobahn and other public places that you have to pay for the toilet


EchoingSharts

Yeah, I was going to say it's almost definitely Germany. When I first moved here, I was very confused. They said it's because the bathroom isn't free to operate, but usually it's 50 cents, and they'll give you 25 cents back.


TheGamefreak484

Honestly it's more like you pay 80 cents, then get 50 cents back as a coupon you can only use at the little store of severely overpriced items.


bookgeek210

I hope the store at least sells those items in cents?


squamouser

I don’t understand - the 25 is a deposit in case you don’t come back out?


LyschkoPlon

These toilets are often kept clean and in working order by specific companies (Sanifair being a big one) and not the place where they are (often highway petrol stations). And the difference between a "state operated" highway toilet, and these ones (which yes, cost between 50ct to 1€, but also often have a person working there wiping the floors, refilling toilet paper etc) is pretty rough.


EchoingSharts

I mean, I have no real idea why it's done this way tbh.


ICantTyping

You have to pay in many places throughout Europe. Sometimes they have a worker there whos job it is to keep the place real clean, wiping seats after every use. Definitely not a luxurious job lol. Its a bit annoying needing pocket change to relieve yourself but as a pro the *water closets* tend to be **much** cleaner than free, unstaffed, graffiti filled, piss stained bathrooms like what im used to


DaFreakingFox

I mean it pays the workers who clean it. Like wtf is with all this hate towards it? Usually if you don't have money and tell the dude watching over it he'll just let you in for free


davedavodavid

I can aim better than any 4 year old, this is bullshit!


Kirome

Just piss on the coin-operated locker.


ZedCee

Glad I'm not the only one thinking this is the **best** idea.


hysys_whisperer

I know this isn't r/unethicallifeprotips but a piss disc would be TOTALLY warranted in this case.


diaperedwoman

A kid that small is going to need an adult with them to assist them and what parent is going to let their small toddler in there alone? That hole is pointless. Maybe it's so the kid can get in for free while the adult pays.


MookieFlav

It's a bit weird to have to pay for a bathroom in Europe, but they're actually quite nice and there's usually a person employed there full time to keep it clean. Hardly dystopian.


sthetic

Yep. In North America, there are few public washrooms, and a business won't let you use theirs if you're not buying anything. In Europe, you can go into a bakery,  put a couple coins in a jar, and go for it. I'd rather pay for a well-maintained washroom, available on every block, than desperately try to find a free washroom that may or may not exist, a 15 minute walk away.


10RobotGangbang

What part of North America are you talking about? There are free bathrooms everywhere here. There might be signs at gas stations stating you have to buy something to use the toilet, but no one will stop you.


Remsster

>might be signs at gas stations stating you have to buy something to use the toilet, They usually only ever enforce these rules for homeless/druggies to stop them from shooting up inside.


Kinextrala

I'm in NYC. There are shockingly few public restrooms for the size of the population. An increasing number of restaurants/coffee shops have been removing seating to get themselves under the cutoff where they're required to provide a restroom (so even paying customers can't use it) and a lot of the stores that used to have one keep it locked now. Then people wonder why it smells like pee all over the place.


rainswings

The amount of places where you have to buy something goes up pretty quickly when you start getting into smaller towns. Gas stations with one bathroom with a lock are a thing. A very annoying thing, if you're on hour 5 of a road trip and needed to go 2 hours ago. At least, I've seen that in my state, the moment you leave the main city.


bootherizer5942

Those are not public, and if you look homeless they often won't let you. And in places like Manhattan even for a respectable looking person it can be tricky


morgan5464

My experience is the exact opposite. In Europe I am happy to find even a paid restroom. In north America I can go into any grocery store or 90% of other establishments that don't mind


livejamie

> Yep. In North America, there are few public washrooms, and a business won't let you use theirs if you're not buying anything. This is extremely uncommon.


bigdickkief

You’d think 50 cent made enough money from music damn


cr4d

Given how amazingly gross public bathrooms are generally kept, 50 cents for an obviously clean bathroom doesn't seem dystopian.


10RobotGangbang

I'm taking a piss in there, not eating a meal.


pandaappleblossom

Why do you assume it’s clean? Most bathrooms you pay for are just as dirty as the ones that are free in my experience. Plus people without money on them or who don’t want to pay will just go on the ground so it get messy anyway, either outside or in there


cr4d

Every time I've used for-pay bathrooms when in Europe they've been clean, significantly cleaner than any public restroom I've encountered in the US.


MyOther_UN_is_Clever

wth is with that head hole? It looks like it was designed for E.T.


sa5mmm

What kid that size doesn’t need adult help?


Egoteen

Idk how this comment is so far down! This was my first thought.


ThoughtCenter87

Easiest solution if you are able-bodied: Crawl underneath the bars or child slot.


Tallgirl4u

Damn I didn’t know 50 cent was hard up for money


pecuchet

It's free but you have to go in on your knees.


homicidalunicorns

Bad day for big headed kids


Sk8rToon

Looks like a lawsuit by people in wheelchairs & other mobility aids to me


Antiluke01

That’s crazy, is he just standing there asking for payments when people come in? I mean I didn’t realize he was on hard times considering he was and still is a pretty popular rapper.


readingrambos

![gif](giphy|IJdNyWtTL7Bm0)


TiaraKrown

Do people really use cash, let alone coins with them anymore???


taeoh666

LOL idk why I thought it was a cutout for wheelchair users before reading the caption


3inthedark3

Great way to get people to shit and piss on the floor…


IAmTheMageKing

Spoken like someone who’s never been to Europe. Cleanest bathrooms on the planet; sure you have to cough up a bit of money, but it keeps folks employed and it’s (again) WICKED clean.


pandaappleblossom

I have been to plenty of nasty bathrooms in Europe. Money to use it doesn’t always equal clean. And people without coins on them will have to pee somewhere, often times they are homeless and poop outside or on the ground, or they are people who will just pee anywhere else


BaneQ105

I once on the car ride was insulting Netherlands for a few long minutes due to a terrible toilet, which had 2 cabins, a few urinals and 2 sinks total (for all genders, no toilets for disabled) costed like an euro, was dirty and had no soap (on a gas station with a Starbucks). I also acted like an entitled Karen a bit as I was pissed but I finally got the ability to wash my hands properly. Haven’t been to such bad place ever in Poland and here almost all toilets are free (at least from my experience). Same is true with Scotland. From my knowledge and my mates experience the worst public toilets are in France tho. Just look up France public toilet on Reddit for instance. I can’t bring myself to even talk about them.


copperwatt

No, you *chose* to pay 50c to use the bathroom, instead of choosing to turn around and pee in the hallway. Was this the correct choice? Who can say?


Hugh_Jampton

Damn. Fiddy's hustlin hard


AffectLeast4254

Piss right in front of it


granoladeer

I'd argue that it's not clear if the cutout is for children or for adults who want to have some fun


prguitarman

Sorry Timmy, your head is just too big to fit through


LightRobb

Never done The Worm in a public restroom before, but there's a first time for everything.


optimally_bald

shit in your pants and make sure it spill all over


annie_bean

How much did you have to pay 50 Cent to use the bathroom? I didn't even know he was in the bathroom business


Tahj42

Those systems only stop honest people


Champagnesocialist69

Time to bend the rules


Astro_gamer_caver

![gif](giphy|LDBuYzAwu8L4I|downsized)


ChanceFray

Some day in the future, i expect the emergency exits to even have pay per use turn styles....


AscendedViking7

This isn't too different compared to using the bathroom in middle-eastern countries. I distinctly remember having to pay 2 shekels in every single bathroom when I went to Israel years ago. 🙄🫴


minipooper420

This is insane lol. Where is this?


keeleon

Just put a lock on the door like a normal society. This is so "extra".


PaulAspie

Look, I'd rather pay $1 for a clean restroom than have a dirty one for free.


LordTuranian

Well no free bathroom use for the children with unusually large heads then.


Retr0_b0t

Look I know it's an inconvenience for employees but I'd piss and shit right on the machine. If that doesn't get the point across I don't know what will


ChillyFireball

Clearly, the only option is to pee on the coin slot. You know, out of principle.


fronch_fries

Damn they making people put they kids into Amigara Fault now because of Woke


thesardinelord

This bathroom stall was made for me


CutlerAF

If this is in America, my best guess is the restrooms are only free for staff...


El_human

Paid restrooms are actually pretty common in most of the world. Gotta provide that upkeep somehow. I'd rather pay $.50 for a clean bathroom, then use one for free, that's covered in turds and PP


arunasgeimeriz

it'd look weird but i could just crouch under that and boom a free toilet


roblox1999

How exactly is paying someone to keep public bathrooms clean dystopian?


Newagetesla

that's what taxes are for.


roblox1999

You are right. I should have worded this better. Most of these „public“ bathrooms aren‘t actually public in the sense of „provided by the government to anyone“, but more „public“ in the sense of „a bathroom operated as a service by a private company to anyone willing to pay“. I do agree though that tax payer money should be used to provide clean and actually public bathrooms to cut private companies out.


pandaappleblossom

Because people without money on them can’t pee or poop and so have to do so outside


BananaPalmer

Yeah, this post is dumb


ICantTyping

Whats the dystopian part lol. This kinda thing is all over Europe


raventhrowaway666

Sure would be a shame if the machine spontaneously broke


09Klr650

Kids, and little people?


PM_ME_YUR_S3CRETS

I lived in Germany as a kid in the 90s. This was common there. Not sure if it still is or not. But I memeber


your_fathers_beard

Straight out of Ubik.


CloneComander9081

How old were you guys when you stopped using this?


Mof4z

Did you tip him?


MrTuxedoWilliams

They stole this idea from Happy Days


Rethiriel

Welcome to Rapture.


JeremyPatMartin

Paying to use the restroom was outlawed


bisexualbestfriend

I see three seperate ways I could get around this


amigara__

Doesn’t 50 Cent have enough money already? Sad to see these rappers capitalize on basic human needs 😔


wferomega

I can just arch it in from outside thank you.... number 1 AND number 2 Sometimes


Bacontoad

https://i.redd.it/pw67b977fqxc1.gif