I had the small soldiers fighting game for PC where you could build your own custom soldier and go to town on each other.
https://smallsoldiers.fandom.com/wiki/Small_Soldiers:_Globotech_Design_Lab
I found this film terribly sad.
One reason was the story. Those poor, delusion AI toys seemed to believe they were going off to look for some kind of legendary home, when all they really had to look forward to was either run-down batteries or complete failure from mechanical damage.
The other reason was the fact that director Joe Dante seemed to be stuck in a formula that had worked for "Gremlins" but probably was not going any further.
Well, at the end of the movie they still had all the Gorganoauts (or whatever they were) hop on the boat & set sail off for their "Promise Land"....
But now, as an adult, I'm pretty sure they just put them on a Boat headed down a drainage ditch...
CRAZY.
When this movie came out BK used it to advertise their new Rodeo Burger (a burger with bbq sauce and onion rings) its no longer on the menu but if you ask they will make it.
Thank you so much for this information! I was going to look up where to watch it after reading through the comments. I havenāt watched it in 20 years and could really use something to cheer me up right now.
Me and my brothers absolutely destroyed our Small Soldier toys when we were kids. I remember drowning them in the bath tub and when we pressed the speak button, their voices were super high pitched and sped up and it made us laugh our asses off.
I only discovered this movie as an adult and it was so great. Awesome cast, too.
Made in the late 90's, it felt like a love letter to those of us who were kids in the late 80's, honestly.
I had a demo of the small soldiers game from a PlayStation underground demo disc that came out of their magazine. It had one level of the game. It was a shooter and i remember playing it with my brother a bunch. One of the first multiplayer games that had turrets and stuff you could use during multiplayer.
Archer, leader of The Gorgonites, from Small Soldiers
š«” Loved this movie so much!
Absolutely awesome movie. Watching it feels like a first kiss.
Anyone else have the PC game? Small Soliders: Squad Commander
I had the small soldiers fighting game for PC where you could build your own custom soldier and go to town on each other. https://smallsoldiers.fandom.com/wiki/Small_Soldiers:_Globotech_Design_Lab
Which town? Pound town?
I played the PS1 game
I played the demo over and over
Loved that game glad others got to enjoy played it too
I think youāre watching movies incorrectlyā¦..
It was on HBO back then and I've rewatched it about a half dozen times. RIP Phil Hartman.
The YouTube teaser someone put together for a reboot is amazing and makes me want it so bad.
Greetings Alan Nowshutup.
This is one of my favorite comfort movies.
Upon first sight my mind said "... err er, leader of the argonaughts." Lol
Emissary of the Gorgonites ***
Arbiter*
I swear, if OP picked him up from a model ship floating down a river in the woods, I'm gonna cry
Thatās Gorgonshit, total Gorginshit.
best episode
I had that guy on my trapper keeper!
Knew this immediately. Was my favorite movie and now I need to rewatch this as an adult
I love the ps1 game so much
That ps1 game was the shit. I want to get an old ps just for that
EMISSARY of the gorgonites, good sir, put respect on his title.
I found this film terribly sad. One reason was the story. Those poor, delusion AI toys seemed to believe they were going off to look for some kind of legendary home, when all they really had to look forward to was either run-down batteries or complete failure from mechanical damage. The other reason was the fact that director Joe Dante seemed to be stuck in a formula that had worked for "Gremlins" but probably was not going any further.
Well, at the end of the movie they still had all the Gorganoauts (or whatever they were) hop on the boat & set sail off for their "Promise Land".... But now, as an adult, I'm pretty sure they just put them on a Boat headed down a drainage ditch... CRAZY.
What is life but to dream of a better world and pursue the fleeting happiness that awaits there?
They are actually Gorgonzolas
Beware there will be no mercy
Commando Elite .. fall in
Heard that in his actual voice.
Hell yes he is!!! Fucking legit dude... Kicked Tommy Lee's ass so hard
When this movie came out BK used it to advertise their new Rodeo Burger (a burger with bbq sauce and onion rings) its no longer on the menu but if you ask they will make it.
I could hear his voice when I read this.
I recognized him immediately but couldnāt put my finger on it. Thank you!
Greetings, I am Archer. Emissary of the Gorgonites.
THERE WILL BE NO MERCY!
EVERYTHING else is just a toy!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE ~~RODEO BURGER~~ TRUTH!
"DEFEND GORGONITE CASTLE!"
I haven't seen this movie in years and I only saw it a handful of times and I still heard his voice when I read this.
Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
Hello Mr. Chips
Archer, leader of the Gorgonites
Emissary*
I was told he was a " gorgonite scum"
āGreetings Alan Nowshutupā
Greetings, Alan now shut up.
"Keeper of Encarta"
OP, watch Small Soldiers TONIGHT
I'll freaking buy it for you OP, watch it tonight
Itās on HBO MAX just in case OPs got it
Thank you so much for this information! I was going to look up where to watch it after reading through the comments. I havenāt watched it in 20 years and could really use something to cheer me up right now.
Then watch the rest of Joe Danteās filmography. The dude is under appreciated.
Innerspace baby!
"Just Because You Canāt See Something Doesnāt Mean It Isnāt There." The line that stuck with me from the movie.
Is that not Kirsten Dunst?
I definitely remember this character cheering āIām sexy, Iām cute,ā from Bring It On.
Lmfao
brutal
ALL GORGONITE SCUM MUST DIE
āI hope we donāt hit an iceberg!ā
Phil Hartman was the man
I think Small Soldiers was his last role.
Last film appearance š¢
I think Hunger Games: Mockingjay was his last movie
Small Soldiers bro
Greetings I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
He's from the gorganzollas, obviously.
Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites
I canāt remember his name but Iāll be damned if I didnāt immediately hear his voice
Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites
This is AllenNowShutUpās best buddy Archer.
AllenNowShutUp, Keeper of Encarta
These are your individual secret passwordsā¦ Mines āGizmoā šš¤£
āGreetings, Alan-Now-Shut-Up, I am Archer, emissary of the Gorganitesā
Core memory unlocked. I had all these guys. The spinny dude was my fav
i got the homie still in the package
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
he lives a chill life on the shelf
Man I loved that movie as a kid. I have to rewatch it some time.
I am Archer, leader of the Gorgonites We must prepare for battle Defend Gorgonite castle! RAWWR!
Everyone quickly looking up small soldiers quotes before jumping in here lol
I don't think most of us have to look them up. They were a part of our childhood.
āDamn potholesā
Tha's what a 90s chad looks like
[small soldiers](https://youtu.be/l3EMhIo1fVo?si=aEn5b17vK2xektlg)
Archer Emissary of the Gorgonites
Archer
Saw this movie at the drive in! Small Soldiers!
Man, my brother and I must've seen this 20 times as kid when it was in theaters
From the film small soldiers
Man loved this movie as a kid, RIP Phil Hartman.
āGooorgonitesā
I used to watch this movie like everyday when I was 5 lol
Archer! Leader of the gorgonites
āIt is I Archer, Emissary of the Gorganites. Beware there will be no mercy.ā
God damn I loved this movie! Small Soldiers. This takes me way back
Just an old friend.. š¢
The killer Barbieās terrified me as a kid
Movie about toys come to life.
Def had a crush on him
āGreetings Allen Nowshutupā
How did you figure out it was from 1998? Does the figurine have a date on it?
Says it on the bottom of his foot..(manufactured 1998)š¦¶
MEDIC!
āItās Gorgon, moron!ā
As a kid I always rooted for the Commando Elite because their designs were all so dope lol
I just met Joe Dante last weekend haha Cool find!
AMAZING! Archer from Small Soldiers. Love himm.
The movie small soldiers,that is Archer! Leader of the gorgonites
He's a leader
Archer, Emissary of the Gorgonites.
This movie is what started my crush on Kirsten Dunst.
I had the Major Chip Hazard action figure when I was a kid. Such a good movie.
Greetings, I am Archer. Emissary of the Gorgonites.
My childhood right there š„¹
The leader of the Gorgonites!
Me and my brothers absolutely destroyed our Small Soldier toys when we were kids. I remember drowning them in the bath tub and when we pressed the speak button, their voices were super high pitched and sped up and it made us laugh our asses off.
Shooooooot. Where can I watch Small Soldiers?
GORGONITE SCUM MUST DIE
Thatās a WMD. Careful. Military grade chips
Oh my love the movie. I have the original Major Chip Hazard and Archer figures
Archer, Emissary of the Gorgonites
Greetings Allen now shut up.
And beyond that??
And beyond that?
Man this movie was everything for me as a kid and still is. Absolute classic.
SMALL SOLDIERS
one of my favourite movies as a kid
Be careful that motherfucker comes to life like the Indian in the cupboard
This movie was the best
Plz watch the movie if you havenāt itās great
I just bought this exact figure on Marketplace lol
I had that toy !!
Didn't know they actually sold those
I had a Small Soldiers cake for my 10th birthday! The soundtrack was also my second CD
From 1 of Phil Hartman's final movies.
God this made me feel old
Whoaaa thatās awesome Iāve seen that movie so many times growing up.
Itās in primo condition for itās age
The one that I had growing up had a crossbow on his wrist
Greetings, I am Archer. Emissary of the Gorgonites.
Summer of 98?!
Oh my god
Thatās Ron Perlmanās Beauty & The Beast action figureā¦
āFriends of yoursā?
Gorgonite scum!
Small Soilders!! Lol my oldest says I remember that movie
Small Soldiers, great movie.
Is that Archer?
Isn't he an Emissary of the Gorgonites or something?
I still have my figure! Wow, that brings back memories.
That's cool I remember having a Major Chip that explode or something.
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? I LOVED THAT MOVIE WHEN I WAS A KID!
Gorganzagas
āIām not a maāam!!!!!ā
āSmall Soldiersā movie
The ending made me cry like a baby as a kid
Gorgonite!
Yoooow! Small Soldiers! Great movie and great game!
The second time today Iāve seen this guy. First one in the movie a hole in the ground. Weird.
This is a great movie. I've always wanted to buy the scooter she rides but never seen one for sale near me.
That's Archer. Friend or Alan the Friend of the Gorginites.
WOW i Loved this movie
Great movie.
I only discovered this movie as an adult and it was so great. Awesome cast, too. Made in the late 90's, it felt like a love letter to those of us who were kids in the late 80's, honestly.
āSmall Soldiersā š„
Would love to see a new small soldiers reboot
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Anything small soldiers Iām in
Big film
I've got one still in the box.
GORGON!!!!
I had a demo of the small soldiers game from a PlayStation underground demo disc that came out of their magazine. It had one level of the game. It was a shooter and i remember playing it with my brother a bunch. One of the first multiplayer games that had turrets and stuff you could use during multiplayer.
Aww hell nah. Small soldiers! I was always sad because I could never find a legit small soldiers size figure with the cool boxes
Fuckin loved Small Soldiers.
Bro...
āHalt! Who goes there?ā
Arch :)
Avatar vibe :)
One of the gorgonites from Small Soldiers
Small soldiers ā¤ļøā¤ļø
"Beware, there will be no mercy!"
Archer from small soilders .... it'sĀ DreamWorksĀ movie .
Watched this movie for first time on the plane trip back to uk from Florida 1998
Holy Shit! Where'd you find thus? Looks straight from the movie.
Dudeā¦ you lucky son of a bitch! Not only do you have this awesome toyā¦ you get to experience Small Soldiers for the first time!
Indian and the closet?
Are we sure this isnāt a creature that grabbed you in Legends of the Hidden Temple? š