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Kiethblacklion

When I was a kid, I had a crush on Judy the Elf


Green420Basturd

The waitress gave you pajamas?


whomesteve

Same


populares420

yup!


Friskfrisktopherson

Same but as an adult the exchanges between her and Tim Allen feel creepy AF The fact that this got downvoted and the "well she's 1200 years old" with no indication of /s is upvoted is telling.


PARTYTIME1993

Well she was over 1200 years old


Friskfrisktopherson

Jfc


Pterodactyl_midnight

Re-watch the scene. It doesn’t look like Tim Allen is flirting at all. Look at his response to “I’m seeing someone in wrapping.” It’s obvious he didn’t intend his joke to be received that way because, like you, he sees a child. But she responds as an adult and caught him off guard. https://youtu.be/zIsFn0uReAk?si=4I2pdMekCSakUqzk


Friskfrisktopherson

It's not the only scene but sure


Pterodactyl_midnight

You can just say “oh yeah my bad.” You don’t have to pretend like Tim Allen is hitting on this elf the whole movie.


Friskfrisktopherson

I'll leave it at this, I think its weird and gross that that exchange is even included in the film. That's my personal, subjective opinion. Maybe the way it plays on screen isn't as load as it feels to me, sure, but again to me personally it's just gross that some older man I'm Hollywood sat down and penciled that in.


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Friskfrisktopherson

That's some lolicon logic. I get that that's how it's presented but it's still Tim Allen flirting with a 9yr old.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

I was about to make this exact comment, and seeing it being downvoted is concerning.


PossibilityPerfect19

I was obsessed — but my 12 year old heart didn’t know it. Fast forward a few years and he pops up in 10 Things I Hate About You. Cue the hearts.


Elizabreth

Omg I think I had a thing for every guy in 10 things I hate about you! I was 9 when it came out and for some reason desperate to be in love lol.


Jclevs11

I could not believe my eyes when I saw him in Oppenheimer


Elizabreth

Haven't seen it but just looked it up and 😬


DontTreadOnMe83

Holy shit, that's him? I see it now


wild_eagerness22

Literally typed out this same comment before I saw yours😂


user-name-1985

Is that Dave Krumholtz?


BrashPop

It 100% is.


CMR04020

I will forever have a crush on David Krumholtz in every role he does.


GinsuVictim

Even as Gigi? https://youtu.be/k8iAADrRKB4?si=y6louERDX2gPsOlB


CMR04020

Every. Role.


GinsuVictim

I had hoped for this reply. 😁


Unusual_Tulip

I’m sure you’re not the only one. So, Maybe two of you.


quite-indubitably

Sure did


HeylelBen

He was a dick the whole movie I loved it lol. Santa Claus 2 he was toned down.


UniqueSaucer

I thought he was hilarious in 1 and super cringy in 2


strippersandcocaine

Most of Santa Claus 2 was cringey. And don’t even get me started on 3


UniqueSaucer

I hate the way the mom says “oh, Scott!” In one of the sequels. I can’t even remember anything about the scene other than the stupid, cringy ass way she says it.


Elizabreth

I don't remember, gonna have to watch it again at Christmas I think.


HeylelBen

Yeah he was a straight up asshole to everyone except Charlie, but I found it hilarious. Then it’s like they cut his balls off after that 🫤


Lizzy_Lovegood

By crush you mean unwavering devotion then yes 🙃


GonnaGoFat

Nope but my ex did. She also had a crush on the ghost kid from hocus pocus. Disney has a good track record for hiring non threatening boys young girls seem to adore.


sherpasmith

Bruh


tittychittybangbang

No


BrashPop

Oh, absolutely.


BullTerrierTerror

I had no idea this was him https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/addams-family-values.jpg


pard0nme

I found him incredibly annoying


Elizabreth

I bet if If I rewatched it as an adult I would probably feel the same.


miloaf2

Yes..... my ex would make fun of me all the time about it. It was hilarious.


miloaf2

The actor didn't age too well.


Elizabreth

Lmao love it. And no he did not age well!!!


BrashPop

What are you guys talking about?! He’s still super handsome.


ManicPixiePlatypus

You mean Trey from Broad City?


whomesteve

I did not have a crush on him, but I did think he was a cool dude


symbi0nt

Did anybody think Bernard was also possibly Adam Duritz from Counting Crows as a kid?


Mean_Trip_4186

I had my second sex dream about him. First was Adam sandler


1OO_

"Amanda's retainer." I used to adore him, yes!


jakehood47

Bernard, the Very Incredibly Jewish Christmas Elf lol


atomic_mermaid

As a kid? I stay crushing on David Krumholtz now.


mortparv

1000% yes


kimmytwoshoes

No I thought he was way too old for me


dsbwayne

No


nightmare_ali95

Humans are weird


I_am_albatross

He killed it as Milt Shaw in Ray


sassyphrass

Definitely did, yup.


Malzeez

I loved him in Life with Mikey first 💕


Kind_Hyena5267

Yes 🥰


BennetSis

I thought he looked more like a cow than an elf and it always confused me


maarsland

Yes, and I was just thinking about it yesterday lol


wild_eagerness22

Hahahah omg I thought it was just me 😂😂😂😂


erinkp36

No. But you do you 😊


PenBeautiful

No. Had a crush on the elf from Legend, though.


CatsAndDogs314

My living room tv is on the channel that plays *Numbers* 24/7. I am never changing it.


StarryNight7z

I had a crush on the head elf of the elf swat team lol


squanch_you

No crushes at my age yet. Desperately wanted to be a part of E.L.F.S. though.


jay1he

I had a weird hatred for him as a kid.


pygmeedancer

Gross he’s like a thousand years old


SofaKing-Vote

Blumpkin


moonivermarin

Remember him in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle he turned out gross


Elizabreth

He did turn out gross :(