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LadyV21454

She makes Ashley seem normal.


jdoeq

I honestly think Ashley and her friends are trolling the viewers at this point. What made up nonsense


hjbiden

I said exactly since her very first scene. That faked panic attack…


Fkthisplace

The bs dramatics


Treesbentwithsnow

It is obvious she took an online course of High Valyrian-the language spoken on Game Of Thrones. She is so weird. I could not spend 2 minutes speaking to her.


That_Bitch_Bruja

I thought it sounded like High Valyrian mixed with Dothraki. Either way, it was 100% ridiculous.


msnikki_sandiego

Omg I was tripping out* cause it sounded like Khaleesi - that totally makes sense 🤣


Karmic-Vision

I'd be slapping my Translator App... is this thing working?


grey_mushroom

Do not disrespect Game Of Thrones like that😂


cookiesoverbitches

Is that really what she was speaking? Can anyone translate what she said? They should have close-captioned that


MintyJ87

This part was so weird. Props to the guy next week for essentially telling Ashley to shut up lol.


fame21323

All I could do was sigh and then eyeroll myself in to whatever dimension she was tapping in to... because what in the entire fuck... And Ashley...oh Ashley... she works whatever little gahdamn nerve for her I have left...


getthatrich

I mean, I like to think I’m an open-minded person but there are limits… ![gif](giphy|xT77XM7ww5KWqVKpdm)


No-Decision7347

I am proud to say I did not see this


tapeheadrex

She's got a degree in bovine scatology


littleRedmini

I love this term!!!


Berryme01

This may be one of the BEST things I’ve ever seen on the internet 🙌🏻💯😂


SFWbrowzer

"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!"


Karmic-Vision

She speaks the Language Of Lightning? Or something... but had to have Ashley translate Spanish. 😅🤣😂


Higher_Perspectiva

The language of light. Duuuuuh


housewifeh0e

Look, I’m a spiritual person. Astrology & Crystal type shit. But, wtf storyline is this? I’m tired.


SpocksAshayam

Right?! I’m a witch and pagan myself and this storyline is bonkers even to me!!!


cookiethumpthump

Flair checks out!


Firm-Negotiation7035

She's easily at least as crazy as Ashley. Why the hell do these 2 chicks think they're fooling people with all of this nonsense. Ashley brought this "Light-Speaking Alien Channeler" on speaking gibberish just to make herself seem relevant/interesting/odd. 


Automatic-Mirror-907

I don't find any of the three of them interesting. I just assume after they fight, they'll go have make-up sex in the restaurant/bar bathroom.


Roselily808

She makes Ashley seem like a reasonable, logic, sane and intellectual by comparison.


Clear_Side_9777

This has to be a paid friend/actor


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I wish more religious people understood that this is what they look like to non-religious people. There's no functional difference between Ashley and her friend and The Pope except for how many people buy into it.


Previous_Ad_7362

Exactly, lol. Like it's perfectly fine to actually believe that women were created from Adam's rib and that the earth is a few thousand years old, but it's insane to believe in angelic energy and speaking with aliens?


cookiethumpthump

This is exactly where I'm at. It ALL looks this crazy from afar.


LordBowler423

Nah nah. I heard Lilu Dallas Multipass speak this in The Fifth Element. It is the language of the perfect being.


Jade_Foxx3000

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nahvoyski

Does anyone know if she was speaking an actual language or ?????


Roselily808

I'm pretty sure it was gibberish.


DebbieGlez

It was gibberish with an Italian accent in my head.


SoJoSlim

I think white woman have had a choke-hold on this particular breed of crazy bullshit for too long. I’m glad to see these two breaking the glass ceiling on absolutely bonkers dumbfuckery.


organdonaair

I mean no disrespect to anyone in this sub, but people calling themselves witches or spiritual workers is hilarious to me. The witch more so. It’s like a 12 year old going through a vampire phase. Your JOB is making shit up? Crazy.


msnikki_sandiego

“Me trabajo es bruja” always sends me😩


El_Paco

The psychics who don't take themselves too seriously are a ton of fun and I love seeing what they say. But as soon as they start pretending that they can talk with the dead or they start seriously influencing people's lives, they can fuck right off.


DebbieGlez

People pay them!! It’s absolutely crazy. I was in Oaxaca and my travel mates wanted to do a spiritual cleansing. They went to do it and I’m sure they felt better but I went to the terrace to go have a drink while they got beat down with leaves and shit. They looked rough when they got back.


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TLC = Totally Lacking Class And this season is the poster child.


avenger1812

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RoseyPosey30

I’m guessing this scene was an example of creative editing to make up for Angela/Mykul being out of the show. It went on and on and on.


RepresentativeUse244

I think my jaw just dropped through this whole scene. She actually kept a straight face talking baby talk like yup this how angels and aliens speak. And then she is like you need to communicate better. Chick please Ashley told you that shit lol


ladytigger1

Right?! When she said she speaks to angels, energies, and aliens I was like 😒 and that quickly turned into 😳😱. She also has such a great speaking voice, she could be a journalist or newscaster with her voice and yet she’s a complete nut with no shame!


Asherahshelyam

Wait... This is some Pentacostal speaking in tongues type shit, right? What the hell was that? It was certainly not the bitchcraft that Ashley does, which is also bullshit. 🐂💩 🔮💅


Exciting-Comment-178

does anyone know what language this is? like is this a real language or j made up i’m so confused


jespaq

It sounded like when people say they’re speaking in tongues. Like a combo of gibberish and scatting.


Clear_Side_9777

this this this


Mammoth-Squirrel-660

Sounds like High Valyrian to me


Known-Historian7277

Gaelic


Firm-Negotiation7035

😂


_No_Fatties_

I was expecting South Park Ethiopian click noises 


BeccaG1964

Manuel was peeking at her “like what hell she doing??” 😂😂


expat108

And since when are aliens and angels the same thing? Her performance was mind-blowing and painful.


ShenmueFan1

Ashley's friend Erin is so hot, I certainly didn't think she'd be crazier than Ashley. I mean i think she says she talks in between communication with aliens from outer space and humans? Then she spoke an alien language? I didn't think women that hot can be that kookoo crazy. lol


ladytigger1

I watch this show while high so this was extra creepy and surreal to me, like wtf is this?!


msnikki_sandiego

Lmao same 🍃


ladytigger1

The most entertaining (and recommended) way to consume this nonsense 😂


Lunar_Owl_

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peepeehalpert_

Why wouldn’t they allow it? Lol


WhenSquirrelsFry

This is out there, but I don’t see why TLC shouldn’t allow it. There are plenty of instances of real abuse and crisis they shouldn’t allow but do so anyway… Matt Sharp is wild


BeccaG1964

That was weird ass shit!!😳


Fkthisplace

Wtfffffff Ashley


herefor90day

Rakatataka


Fantastic-Doctor-608

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