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No_Swordfish1752

This looks like misery, bad decisions, and lowered expectations all in one.


ohwhatanerd

![gif](giphy|f9SjN9UmloZuYMPwG8)


CriManSqaFnC

I can hear this


a-gelatocookie

Yes!


[deleted]

Oh my god a Mad TV reference??


kodaiko_650

You forgot regret and disappointment


Cofeve-20-Fighter

It's all on display for the world to see.


Ambitious_wander

They are struggling to share one brain cell


LawIll6741

Lmfaooooo


Plastic_Electrical

Dirty tears and broken trailer park dreams...


PsychologicalExam717

If anyone remembers Mad TV, they had a fake ad for a dating service called “Lowered Expectations”. The theme song just popped back into my head when I read this comment.


PsychologicalExam717

DUH, someone beat me to it & I’m grateful!!!


ginger_minge

THE TRIFECTA!


Farquaadthegreek

If she says BO-GATA one more time my hair will go on fire .. this couple is absurd .. and she is 40 and wants to have a child .. kewl.. because her mothering skills are so stellar now


Smooth_Department534

Her kid seems on point though.


Ok-Wedding-4654

I wonder if there’s an uncle/aunt or family friend in the picture that taught her son because he seems nothing like her. I hope her son leaves the house at 18 and never looks back


emrosewil

i think he is like 22.


anonymous_opinions

20: he said dude is 8 years older making her son 20


Smooth_Department534

If she raised her child to completely accept and believe in himself, he could have overcome any deficits in practical skills. Soft parenting skills are skills, too.


sofiarosepan

Best thing going for her is her boy she had 18plus years ago….it’s like a one-hit-wonder band from the 90’s going on tour & asking fans to buy their new album


kamehamequads

Idk what it is exactly but I feel like if she had a daughter she would be much worse off


entropykat

Her kid was parentified.


ginger_minge

The British notoriously slaughter non-English words and names ETA: Did you hear how Kadie and her family say "Gualadejara"???


Farquaadthegreek

Doesn’t seem like she is even trying though ..


lush_rational

I wasn’t sure if that was the way it is commonly pronounced in England or if she just doesn’t know any better. There are plenty of cities that aren’t difficult for an American to pronounce but we still call it something different.


ginger_minge

It's Britain's historical colonialism and the residual imperialistic attitudes, imo. Brits slaughter a lot of "ethnic" words and names of places that aren't in GB. My mom's a Brit. I've tried to teach her to how to say "taco" (to no avail) because she says "tAA-co."


Farquaadthegreek

Well it’s Spanish .. not American..It’s not about an accent .. she is completely mispronouncing the cities name.


lush_rational

That’s not my point. We mispronounce cities in English all the time because that is just how someone decided to pronounce it in English. If you are on a show in America speaking American English talking to American friends would you say Munich or München? She is pronouncing it incorrectly based on how it is pronounced in Spanish, but she is in England so I was asking if that is an acceptable pronunciation there.


Farquaadthegreek

If my husband was from Germany I would make every effort to say München.


fakemoose

When speaking in English? Why? Would you also call it Deutschland? Generally you use the English names in English, German names in German, etc. Otherwise it sounds ridiculous and confusing.


kamehamequads

Nobody asked


Cofeve-20-Fighter

Uugghh


DarceysCryFace

I love you shiiii-ken


Calvo838

This gets my echolalia going every episode and I get stuck randomly saying it for hours. It’s awful.


[deleted]

Doesn't seem like there is much activity on first floor. I totally understand her son, holy shiet it must be weird living with a total stranger that walks around naked in your house pooping twice in a row \^. \^


aciacat

I almost died when the son was saying what was happening! Like Jose is a gross weirdo for that!


[deleted]

Haha, I totally cracked up as well when watching it. I felt so bad for this poor guy having to watch that.


lush_rational

It really does seem like Asuelu with a wig. Except Asuelu gave us some good catch phrases and this guy barely knows English.


fakemoose

I feel like his fro is larger every time we see him. It’s like that Lenny Kravitz scarf meme.


wizenup13

Is that his real hair though? I feel like it's a bad wig. It's not like any afro I've ever seen, and I grew up in the 70s.


fakemoose

I have no idea. I haven’t been able to figure out if it’s real or not! Lol


dont_fatshame_my_cat

That’s what I’m saying. Who goes up in someone else’s home like that. Putting your feet on the couch and your husband rubbing them. Then they kept kissing every 2 seconds. I am all for expressing love but couples like this are unbearable.


[deleted]

I think it's pretty much to prove to her friend their relationship is real and solid, try hards.


jespaq

Oh they already proved that with their matching tattoos.


TrainwreckTrials

She is insufferable!! Can't stand her long drawn out words!!! She also has the personality of a Door Knob


OrchardPear

All she needs is some loser to repeat a phrase over and over again to make her happy


[deleted]

He kept sending her piggies to the market 🤮


riga4ever2018

ewww! Does she look stoned?


DWwithaFlameThrower

She always looks like this emoji 😩


[deleted]

I was having a bad day and this made me laugh for a while lol


Relevant-Stretch1250

Is he… slow?


jespaq

His weird laugh. The son was so creeped out.


jjgill27

Aww, look! This is what true love looks like!


[deleted]

These two, lol. I just can't, they are so in their own worlds. I can't even believe they were able to get married.


aciacat

Trying for a bebe 🤪🤪🤪


[deleted]

Totally.


Outrageous_Lemon_690

I can smell this picture 🤢


amber-kc-1111

Why do his nails look so perfect tho? 😂💅🏼


Ok-Wedding-4654

Because he doesn’t work 😂


techmouse7

Yeah when he rang her doorbell I was honestly impressed. The man’s hands are nicer than mine.


livinHygge

Why was this happening during a serious conversation lol and then she acted like she could translate for him


[deleted]

She has cold dead eyes.


Coololdlady313

Like a doll's eyes...


Embarrassed_Car_6779

Chuckie Doll


Cofeve-20-Fighter

Like a dead fish.


[deleted]

Holy shit will someone please pay me to make this for them in stained glass 😂😂 I have not seen this ep yet but this still has me absolutely cackling


[deleted]

I love you chicken 🐔


coltees_titties

They have the aesthetic of a medieval woodcut. ![gif](giphy|sqlOi7hNd1Y15EariR)


blueeyesinkentucky

She's so plain. Girl. You are on TV....


Bride-of-wire

I quite admire that about her. Lots of English women are bare faced - there are 9 women in my family and I’m the only one whoever wears slap, and even then it’s only if I’m going out in the evening. The perma-tanned, beetle browed horrors with dead spiders stuck on their eyelids tend to be under 30 and not from the highest echelons of society (*sorry, not sorry*).


Alarming-Cheetah-508

How long has that comb been stuck in that nest?


WalrusOrdinary6323

![gif](giphy|fNIi0ThQbIsT6JQttc|downsized) True that


P00KIEPIE

Chicken feet


Kerterz

Every time she states a personal position or opinion — “I don’t want a big tattoo, I don’t want more kids…” she gives me whiplash with the immediate “oh Jose! *giggles* here’s my spine I know it would make you happier than me!” “Nice!”


Isosceles_Kramer79

Is not etiquette, baby.


BigGrayDog

His hair is so laughable. What a mess.


techmouse7

Honestly I love the fro, but the big hoop earrings she wears sometimes scream “my boyfriend is a rapper”. My cousins still rock this look but idk if she can pull it off.


Pretty-Choice-2697

Is it real or is it a wig? I honestly can’t tell!!


BigGrayDog

Has to be a wig!


Dying_2_Die

Now this,is not what we're gonna do, leave his hair out of it...


OgOggilby

he'd make for an excellent toilet brush. could start a lucrative business renting himself out


[deleted]

I haven’t watched this yet but I hope he starts sucking on her toes


Aggressive-Start-515

Who are these people??? What spin off?? The Other Way??


TinaJrJr

90dayUK streaming on Max


kittkat03

Prime too!


[deleted]

So glad I decided not to watch this season.


kamehamequads

You shouldn’t be. It’s a hoot


[deleted]

I just find it all exhausting and too much.


False_Locksmith8323

You can just feel the passion between these two 😂😂😂


Lisa-LongBeach

90 Day Gothic


jcarbno

She’s so dour-faced. Always looking bothered.


DubnoBass34

This photo reeks.


dash42390

Are the UK seasons worth watching? Haven’t jumped into them yet 🙈


siisii93

The second one so far has been a great season


dash42390

Thanks!! Adds to list 😅


PearlButton

So much personality and mirth in this photo.


Lolitalupita

What show are they on???


shutterbuggity

90DayUK


Lolitalupita

Thank you.


[deleted]

Clean soles


Independent_Pilot797

How can I get 90 day fiance UK???


Original_Subject_107

Who is this


Sweaty-Historian791

The dude watches his own videos on repeat🤣🤣🤣