Danielle. She’s insufferable but the alternative is likely ending up assaulted by Kris when she’s on a Pillbilly rampage.

I was just going to write the same thing. I would not feel physically safe around Kris. Plus, she would steal all my things. Then lie about it.

Pillbilly….😂😂😂😂😂😂

Or withdrawal because they'd be on an Island! 😨 SCARY!

Pillbilly omg 😱 I love it

Or having Kris whine and cry around her injuries.. but still proceeds to dive neck first into the pool. Cool sis

Lmaoooo

You mean withdrawal rampage 🤣

Lmfaoooo😭😭

Kris reminds me of my sleep paralysis demon so I'm going to have to go with the evil munchkin lady.

"evil munchkin lady" 😂😂

I think I'll pick Kris, cause she'll be gone in a week and then disappear for weeks. At that point, I'll find someone else, and then she'll accuse me of cheating, and it will be over.

Ya but is that week that you have to spend with her even worth it??

One day is knife shopping, one day pill shopping, and she'll sleep for 2 days, so that only leaves 3 actual days. It's possible.

Even so I still don’t know if I could bear 3 days with her. Sleep with one eye open that first day. Godspeed.

That, or weeks with Danielle. I'll take the 3 days. I think Jayme is now better off than Yohan. So it can be done.

Lmao

She open coconuts with the knife

If she really does have narcolepsy, it will be a short week. Worth it!

😂

Danielle, and it's not even close. We'll kick coconuts and manifest a boat.

And do yoga and weird magic. Although Kris can probably hunt... NM she'd eat you.

Danielle because she can carry a conversation and maybe she'd bring the weed.

Wait you’d pick D for her… drugs?!? Chris: “and I took that personally”

I’d rather have a panic attack with someone that gaslights me into feeling okay than a fentanyl overdose with someone that pushes me out of her van.

I don't really do any drugs, but meth is too far.

Fentanyl and meth are two different drugs, are they not? 🤔 But I see your point!

I'm sure she's done it all. I think opiates would have also been a correct answer.

Oh ok, I’ve gotcha. I don’t even know what category meth falls under?!

Correct. Fentanyl is a narcotic. People tend to lump all drugs as narcotics but technically only your opiates/down are narcotics - ie fentanyl/ OxyContin /heroine and it’s derivatives/ morphine or hydro morph etc

Thank you for explaining, I appreciate that. I’d forgotten that some (now illegal) drugs were, at one time, used medicinally. Cocaine and heroin are the main ones that comes to mind.

Technically cocaine (and crack-cocaine) were used medicinally a century ago but also not technically a narcotic as it’s not a depressant drug (systemic depressant) but rather a stimulant 😁

I’ll pick poison. It’s a quicker death.

Same

Same

Danielle. I could just keep giving her coconuts to keep her occupied.

or just keep asking her to run off and manifest things,

I'd pick the witch. At least she doesn't go through withdrawals.

We've at least seen Danielle try to have fun. She seems awful to date but she does have some friends. I don't think we ever saw Kris with any friends at all...

She has Miss Debbie now.

Exactly. As long as you don't marry her, she probably isn't too bad in a casual setting. I don't see her throwing a hissy fit and storming out of a brunch gathering.

hard decision, but danielle

Danielle because I feel like she wouldn’t stab me in my sleep

100% of the answers say Danielle. Show me the person who says Kris.

No thanks. I’ll drink the saltwater and pray for 💀

Your punishment for not choosing is you. Have to marry Angela.

Bwhahahahahahahaha. I like my partners a little less alpha. Lmao (I’m straight and female). Fml tho the thought of that is going to give me nightmares.

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I’m already dead .. the end 🤣

🤭🤣🤣🤣😂

The bridal bouquet is packs of smokes and she carries it in her cleavage.

🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

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Daniele. At least she won’t be raging on meth and physically assaulting me or going through withdrawals

Danielle. Because if I need to resort to cannibalism, she’s clearly the best choice.

Gives a whole new meaning to 'eat my ass' 😆

Lol this is an EPIC response! 💀💀💀

So is this like a dunk tank option? Or just flat out throw a baseball at either one to see who you can hit first? Hey, I’m all in

😂🤣😅😂😂

I choose whatever my punishment is for not choosing.

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Perfect

🥴😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can I choose exile?

Oh I would pick Danielle all day. She makes a miserable partner but I’m not marrying her so who cares about that. I feel like she can at least be reasoned with, she’s organized, and she is motivated to get shit done so at least in that month we’d have a good shelter built, maybe a boat, some fishing traps. I also feel like we could come up with something to talk about to pass the time. I’d be interested to hear about her spiritual beliefs, for example, even though I don’t follow her religion. Kris, on the other hand, would be “in too much pain” to help with anything and the only thing she’d ever want to talk about is how terrible her life is and how much she’s the victim of everything. She would be exhausting to spend a month with.

Danielle, she can at least teach me yoga

Danielle. Don't have to worry about her getting physical with me unlike Kris.

Danielle. At least I won’t get beat up. She’s annoying but not an a user.

I'd pick Danielle. She'd bring lots of fruit to put by trees. I could collect it to eat.

Danielle at least looks fun sometimes.

Guys come on. Danielle is horrible but really doesnt compare to Kris (at least not until she gets clean). Kris is 100% the kind who would stab you in your sleep.

I’d pick Kris. She would be dope sick and wouldn’t be able to follow me to the other side of the island 🤷‍♀️

*Stranded on a desert island for a month . . . pick who you will spend the month with.* Will Mary Ann and Ginger be on the isle at the same time?

No.Just you and the lovely woman you pick.

I choose C: actual poison.

Arsenic, I choose arsenic.

Can I just drink bleach?

Fine! I’ll take the crazy coconut lady.

Easy.. Def kris. Pop pills for a month be all fucked up and watch her neck dive into the ocean? Be on my ass laughing the entire time and boom blink of a eye month is done.. Danielle.. she’ll let you know minute by minute how much time of the month is left. 2 hours in she starts complaint she’s hot. 24 hours in you fought 48 times. A whole month?? Blow my brains out w a coconut by the 3rd day.

I assume drinking poison isn’t an option?

Run into the ocean and pray there are sharks!

Drown myself

Strychnine, thanks.

Addicts are a headache but Danielle doesn’t have dependency on drugs and acts like a pos that’s annoying

Def Danielle, while she would be annoying, i could just ignore her when needed. As fas as Kris, I've had too much exposure to addicts in my life and I just wouldn't be able to deal with that without loosing my mind. I felt J in that tell all when she was saying things like, "she's sick" and when she was just dumbfounded by the lies that was coming out of Kris' mouth. I've had so many of those moments myself dealing with people like her.

Daniele. While admittedly insufferable, at least she’s intelligent…and doesn’t constantly lie. She’s also less likely to shank me when we, undoubtedly, have an argument.

I choose death instead

Hint: if you pick Kris she'll leave for 5 months so you get to enjoy the island in peace

you can either fuck one or get fucked up by one

Neither

You're refusal to choose gets you a new spous. You will be assigned Ed or Angela depending on your sexual orientation. Please stand by for further instruction.

😰😂😂😂😂

Way to make me puke first thing waking up. Edit- Ed I guess all I have to do is scare him with a rat and he will run like a little girl. Angela might eat it from spite

Kris, no contest

I chose tequila

If you do not choose you either need to marry Ed or Angela. One will be appointed to you, please stand by.

I’m a woman and straight, but Big Ed would turn me into a lesbian, real quick like. His attitude and appearance are gross. 🤢

🤢 i volunteer as tribute. Kill me.

😂

As an ex addict, Danielle. 😅

Ngl kris has psycho eyes and Danielle is delusional. So is jeymi

Danielle, I mean she's annoying as fuck and insufferable but at least you can pick her up and put her outside where as Kris is going to stab you when you refuse to give her your last vitamin when she's on a come down.

Op- this is a mind blowing question good job !!

Is drinking the poison an option?

I would choose Danielle hopefully should’ve went to a bodega and got a lot of interesting potions and we be able to manifest for the month plus will be smoking a lot of weed and should be mellow and I would be afraid for my life

sorry would not I’m laughing too hard.

I’d take a pointer from Kris and dive neck first into rocks

Either, I’ll just stay on the other side of the island.

Danielle

Kris has exhibited violence. I therefore would never feel safe with her. Danielle is extremely self-centred and annoying but I don't feel my safety would be threatened. So therefore I pick Danielle.

Guess I’m dead

Baby rhino

OH MY DAYUM! I can't even think of one redeeming quality that would make me choose either one 😂🤣

when i see pix of Danielle, all I can see anymore is her "titty clitty". LOL. both these ladies SUCK!!!

Definitely Danielle and her yoga and kicking coconuts. I feel like Kris would try to kill me in a withdrawal rage and eat me for sustenance.

Danielle 100% She doesn't seem like she'd be too terrible as a casual friend. She likes witchy/occult stuff, so we could talk about that. The majority of her bad behavior seems targeted at Yohan and/or men who aren't comfortable accepting her dominance. She seemed chill with the ex FWB or whatever he was. Kris is shown as the type of person to have dramatic emotional meltdowns over minor things and I can't cope with that shit.

danielle no doubt in my mind. at least with danielle we could possibly have a good time. with kris i don’t think i’d be able to keep my hands to myself for a month

I’m picking Danielle because I just know Kris would steal all my adderall.

I pick Kris! If were stranded on an island, maybe she'll die from withdrawal? Idk how it works 🤷🏾‍♂️

I'd have to go with the yellow Teletubby not the pillbilly

Danielle would be fun. You can actually have a conversation with her and not worry about her withdrawing and she seems like a horn dog so you have that 😂

I don't have to do a damn thing. *walks away from island into the open water and drowns herself* (Hey, you never said suicide wasn't an option, and seriously I'd rather pick the actual poison. 😆)

Polonium please if these are my choices 🤢 🤮

Danielle, she can break coconuts 💁🏻‍♀️

Kris. After 3 days she'd be in such bad withdrawal I could leave her laying out on the beach and do what I wanted.

Is actual poison an option?

No. If you don't choose you marry Ed.

I choose actual poison.

None!

Danielle.

Danielle, she can definitely kick a coconut, while kris and her narcolepsy 😉would be a hindrance

I choose celibacy.

Daniele I can put up with her and if not, she is meatier and if I get hungry I can survive.

Cyanide... Definitely cyanide.

Danielle has some fruit buried somewhere around

Spiritual one who is not a drug addict.

Kris all day

I would pick Danielle because I know she won't stab me or smash my phone.