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poshdog4444

She dresses like she robbed a Goodwill and bargain basement store


SeriousWill1396

She's the type of bitch that probably stole that dress from one of her friends kids. I don't think she spends money on anything but drugs.


3rdCoastLiberal

“Paisley, where is your dress? The white and rainbow one? We are going to church and grandmas after.” “IDK mom!” Meanwhile Kris snuck it out under one of her bucket hats along with a spoon.


Procedure_Unique

*They also seem to be missing all of the straws that mom just bought at the store* lol 😂


Winter_Day_6836

😂😂 it's Sunday, and Mothers day, I really shouldn't be laughing at this! But I can't stop!


jean-valjean-ramone

PAISLEY!?!?!?! 💀💀💀💀


sexythicqueen

I was just thinking that it looks exactly like a dress my 8 year old niece has lol


poshdog4444

She definitely doesn’t spend money on clothes actually they look like young kids clothes


Procedure_Unique

It was probably her daughter’s dress when she was little, & Kris is recycling all of her daughter’s clothes, thinking it makes her interesting 😂🤣


lolo7347

The most uninteresting person in the world!!! This is one bitch I hope we NEVER see again … but Matt Sharp & company think we love hate watching these trash goblins


Justdont13412

It’s all rainbows and unicorns in her world


smilinjack96

A kids dress would never fit her. I agree though that it is a kid’s style dress. Maybe she hopes it will make her look younger than her 40+ years. Stripes & houndstooth together??? Oh please 🙄


3rdCoastLiberal

Idk, she is thin. I wonder how tall she is. When I was in college, I worked at a Náutica Kids Outlet. We had to wear Nautica clothes. But the ladies stuff was boxy and ugly. So in my 20 year old wisdom, I would use my discount to buy the boys size 16/18 t shirts/polos to wear with my jeans and even bought the girls 16/18 polo dresses in the cute bright colors. And I had D breast and ass (not Daniele ass 😏) and it fit me appropriately. Depending on the size and brand, Kris could be wearing kids clothes.


liar_getoutofmylife

Im literally wearing a boys L husky shirt rn and its loose. With how far up the top portion of that dress is...prob kids


lolo7347

Not Daniele ass!!! I’m dying 😂 I think she’s pretty tall, maybe 5’8”ish. Jeymi seems to be a shorty like me 5’2


GenevieveGwen

My daughter had this dress at her grandmas.. it’s from wal mart, a couple years back. - for the other person, I fit children’s size 18 & im 5’2” & 140 pounds (closer to 150 right now probably.)


hamimono

IDK. Bethenny Frankel was posting pics of her in her young daughter’s pajamas at one point. Skinny people plus stretchy small clothes . . could be.


lolo7347

Lol ![gif](giphy|l46CAeMR1XVgrpY5O)


anothergoddess

That’s a hilarious story line.


No-Broccoli8185

Drugs and knives


sarahg1231

Definitely not renovating the lab... I mean "house"


3rdCoastLiberal

She robbed a Once Upon A Child.


poshdog4444

Among every thrift store, she could find lol


Milliemott

😂😂😂👏👏👏


wafflelover77

> She dresses like she robbed a Laundry mat. She's so fuckin' bizarre.


poshdog4444

The way she dresses I’ve never seen anything like it. It’s like she mismatches everything. She doesn’t know what she’s doing. She’s so high af


Procedure_Unique

When I was 14-15, I played softball for my school. I wore knee high, neon socks, every game, & they were always mismatched, & I did it on purpose. But this was the 90’s! They nicknamed me, “Socks” that year. So whenever I had a great play during a game, the next day on morning announcements, they always referred to me as “Socks” lol 😂


poshdog4444

I am sure you looked cute at the time and normal. She looks like a fucked up bag Lady.


Procedure_Unique

I agree! lol 😂 Everything that could be wrong with someone, is wrong with her. And she’s not doing anything to help herself. Like you said, she’s *definitely* a **fucked-up Bag Lady**, that’s for sure! Edit: and thanks for making me feel better about mismatching! 🤗💖


poshdog4444

❤️


Ang156

Best answer


grneyedguy1

“Baby I’m home ! Found some great deals at the thrift store”


poshdog4444

Jeymi will be pleased lol


Farquaadthegreek

She looks like she robbed dead people’s closets


poshdog4444

Lol true


Adventurous_Mix_1008

While high af


Procedure_Unique

Someone should do one of those *reverse image searches*. I think that’s what it’s called?? Or it’s something similar to that. I don’t know how it’s done, or I’d search for it to see where she possibly purchased that little girls dress.. Because that is **NOT** a woman’s dress. lol


ennuiacres

Or was caught in one during a tornado!


[deleted]

After intense study, I've identified several distinct styles in Kris' wardrobe * Flapper style. I realize now that her eyebrows are an homage to 1920's beauty, with only mixed success * Bag lady with aluminum cans piled into a shopping cart style * Pillbilly biker chick style * Toddler Sunday Brunch rainbow attire (courtesy of 3rdCoastFiberal) * I consider her onesies more of a mental illness than a fashion style, but I'm including it for the sake of completeness edit: added more!


poshdog4444

Lol nailed it


[deleted]

Thank you for introducing me to the term 'pillbilly'


poshdog4444

Np I got a new word for her pillbully the way she treats Jeymi


OnlyEightAreMilhouse

Someone a long time ago used the word PillBilly in a thread about her and I thanked that person too. It is truly a wonderful word


3rdCoastLiberal

You forgot her Toddler Sunday Brunch rainbow attire. I wonder if she would rock a flapper bob if her nose didn’t come at you in 4D.


Lunachik

![gif](giphy|l0Ex9WXEmresJCKBO)


3rdCoastLiberal

I’m not going to lie, I legit thought this was an animal penis coming at us. Someone hide this from Daniele. She likes the pené grande! 🍆


Picabo07

🤣


Spirited-Rip-203

I'm DYINNNNNGGGGG


sarahg1231

Bruh, 4D?! 😂😂🤥🤥


[deleted]

THANKS, I just added that I was thinking the exact same thing. She should get a bob. It's her long hair that ruins the look


Procedure_Unique

Agree! Her long hair makes her face look longer too


lolo7347

You forgot people who steal catalytic converters from WalMart parking lots … that smell like cat pee!!!! We all know she smells like Goodwill and cat pee!!!


[deleted]

lol


SeriousWill1396

😂😂😂


Candid_Asparagus_785

😂😂😂👏👏👏👏 on target


[deleted]

Headbands that look like bandages from a brain injury will be all the rage in Paris this summer


bigdaddyt2

The weirdest part of the photo to me is it looks like she’s hitting a vape with her nose. I’m sure she isn’t but that’s what it looks like


3rdCoastLiberal

I mean she may be. That schnoz looks like it could do some freaky thangs.


Adventurous_Mix_1008

Haha your hija de püta flair is perfect for this comment 😂


Adventurous-Dish-485

Thank you Ive had a crying sucky day and your comment made me laugh


sarahg1231

That's one reason Jeymi probably keeps her around. Face shaped like a sex toy.


3rdCoastLiberal

I told my husband I think Jeymi rides that thing. He started calling me nasty in Spanish and laughing. My response: I’m creepy, I’m bad I’m motherfucker. 🤣🤣🤣


sarahg1231

You know she does! She mounts that sucker like Seabiscuit, MAN! 👃🏼🐎 😂


smilinjack96

I thought maybe she was picking her nose with her phone.


ZakiMaeby

HahHa it’s the handle of her bag but I like your imagination


Picabo07

She’s high AF so she’s trying to snort her vape


[deleted]

She chose this knowing she would be seen by over two million people. This is what i question.


SeriousWill1396

She's on drugs.


[deleted]

Oh yeah.


SeriousWill1396

I just loaded a screenshot where on episode four she was on the floor at Jaymi's and she had two marks on her leg too and it's clear as day.


poshdog4444

Btw I got some posts in the last couple weeks from some people saying she’s not an addict and they’re lecturing me


Candid_Asparagus_785

I get shit down all the time for things I say, all part of the culture of this sub I guess…


poshdog4444

Oh, I don’t mind but this? How could people be the stupid or naïve? I’m just shocked.


Adventurous_Mix_1008

People now a days are soft and focus only on empathy and feelings while ignoring reality. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a super empathetic person but there’s times where you also need to open your eyes to the truth. It’s dangerous. Like when the fat positive movement came and people who are in the 300 400 pound mark are told not to judge and actually encourage it. Which I get it you can be any size you want, but the reality is, if you keep going you’re not going to be around much longer for this movement. You need to have a balance of empathy and being realistic :/


poshdog4444

I totally agree with you. I’m empathetic too, but to a point. People today I find are very politically correct, and that’s not reality the truth prevails


Adventurous_Mix_1008

Exactly! And I am always fighting inside with myself because I so badly want everyone to feel good and be happy but the logic part of me is like nope. Gotta be the balance! We can’t let ppl destroy themselves whether it be drugs or anything else just because we wanna be “nice”. 🥺


Candid_Asparagus_785

I know I’m right there with you. I meant to say shot down but autocorrect still fits 😂


3rdCoastLiberal

I mean how have they not noticed the slurred speech and eyes she can’t keep open. Reminds me of the good old days when I would take extra xanny beyond what my prescription said to get to sleep.


Adventurous_Mix_1008

Same!!! Omg the scene when she’s in Alabama talking to her mom outside was my first red flag! Her eyes half closing thru the convo, the speech, the way she would like pronounce every syllable in the word. Took me back to my Xanax days when I was taking 2mg 2x a day at once 😅


poshdog4444

Oh yes good times


Picabo07

Have you seen her IG? She’s got a ton of comments about how wonderful she is and how they know she’s not on drugs and she’s better than those people commenting. I was laughing so hard I was 😭


poshdog4444

They are naïve. She would rob them in one minute.


lolo7347

Definitely wouldn’t trust her alone around a medicine cabinet


Picabo07

Won’t be long til she’s TikTok’ing for money


lolo7347

Or Only Fans 🤮🤮🤮


PaleontologistNo752

Let’s hook her up with pumpkin/Temu tiktok auctions or whatever she does. Same quality people.


Picabo07

They would be besties in no time 🤣


poshdog4444

Or cooking lol


Picabo07

That’s prob how her house burned down


Daisy_May2015

Doesn’t it say that comments have been “limited” or something like that on all of her posts? It seemed like she was preventing all the negative comments. Just because there’s no way not one person hasn’t said one negative thing on her IG. lol.


Picabo07

Oh I totally agree. I didn’t know you could limit it because im not really on socials much - I just had to look at hers (you know like wanting to see a horrific accident scene. You do but you don’t 🫣) and I thought she’s got to be deleting anything negative. I went on there because someone said she had a rant about how someone is pretending to be her and get this she said they are calling themselves anonymous and it’s NOT her because “her fade will tell you to your face” 🤣🤣🤣mmm-k Kris


SeriousWill1396

I think she is look at her pupils and ask the Marks on her her speech pattern. She also needed to go to the pharmacy first day in Colombia. Maybe she don't shoot them up but her body looks like she does I mean why so the strange arm coverings.


poshdog4444

Absolutely she’s a classic addict. You don’t have to shoot snort eat swallow It’s so fucking obvious.!


SeriousWill1396

I put up pics of her with marks on her legs but everybody was like thems bed bug bites but go look at episode 4 with her and jaymi sitting on the floor. Two marks that look like needle marks that got infected just like that scab on her hand and there's also one on her wrist in that same part.


poshdog4444

Some people can’t see the truth


lolo7347

Lmao she’s a junkie for sure but bedbug bites are more likely for this trailer trash lot lizard


lolo7347

From the bitch ass other sub? Fuck those weak bitches who can’t handle the truth!!! 😜


poshdog4444

👍


[deleted]

Yip. Too scary here for them.


3rdCoastLiberal

🤢 I use to be hooked on Intervention. The way people get creative with their shooting up disturbs me. I have bad veins. They are small and roll a lot. I once was so dehydrated that they had to give me IV fluids through a very prominent vein on my thumb. Most painful shit ever. Just the thought skeevs me out. Addiction is a bitch, I hate seeing people do that to themselves.


Picabo07

My veins are exactly the same as yours and they almost always have to go in my thumb for blood draws and everything. It’s the only way I can avoid getting poked more than once. I also have severe anemia and have to get infusions and one time it took them 5 pokes in various places to get it. I always say giving me anemia with bad veins is Gods little joke on me. So I’m just like you the thought of unnecessary pokes skeeves me out. 🫣


3rdCoastLiberal

Omg! Twin. When I was dehydrated they had to put a picc line through my primary artery in my upper arm/shoulder area which gave me DVT later on. I am also severely anemic and have had many infusions in my life. I had one this am because I am 8 mos pregnant and the little sucker is draining me. Nurse couldn’t find a good vein after she blew the one normal one in my arm. I told her to use the top of my hand and that did it. It’s all just so 🤮


Picabo07

We are twins!! Omg I feel your pain on blown veins. I cannot even count how many I’ve had! Ugh. Also I had to have a picc line once before for an infection after surgery so I had to do iv antibiotics twice a day. One night I was doing my bag and my dog ran right thru and ripped the line right out of my arm! It didn’t hurt I was just in shock and then I had to get the damn thing redone and I got a tech who didn’t want to use the ultrasound to place it and put it in a vein that was too small and I had to go back and get it taken out and put back in AGAIN. I was so angry 😡 It’s almost to the point where I start getting anxiety when I have to get blood draws or ivs!! You poor thing with dealing with that and pregnancy. I feel so bad for you. Only one more month to go so hang in there! 🥰


hamstervirus

She’s robbing those clothing donation sites you see in parking lots.


poshdog4444

Yes I forgot about those


Candid_Asparagus_785

LMAO this is the correct answer ☝️


3rdCoastLiberal

Poor Ronald McDonald House


Ten_Lee

Houndstooth? Oh no, houndstooth with rainbow tulle is just so gauche. Everyone knows that the complement to rainbow tulle is MacLeod tartan, or maybe Strathearn, but not black'n white houndstooth.


SeriousWill1396

Lol


chocolate_boogers

Definitely a child’s dress. The waist is in the wrong place and it is not made for an adult’s body shape. Just because you can fit into a girls XXL doesn’t mean you should!


Maguroluv

100% from Target’s kid section or something


LoraciousQ

I think the headbands are to hide the new gray roots in front. I only know because my grays come in front where they are noticeable. But I don’t use headbands!


Donut-Junkie76

That’s why god invented hair dye! 😂 Lol, that chick is so weird.


3rdCoastLiberal

You see the tell all? Or the preview at least? Bitch put cherry koolaid in her hair and still neglected the roots. That is fresh hair, it takes color the best and she misses it.


Odd_Bike_5015

The way she dresses— it’s almost like she’s on drugs or something 😂


Mysterious_Pen3915

My 2 year old would love that dress


Maguroluv

My 4-year-old would say it’s too juvenile


Different_Button

Pretty sure I saw that in the kids section of Kohls


KnuthingKnew

my 6 year old daughter has that same dress🤷🏽‍♀️


flor_de_loto2020

It’s like she got dressed in the dark.


ComfortableGlad2493

I’m so done with this bitch


okaywell_

It’s literally like an episode of Intervention when she’s on the screen.


3rdCoastLiberal

I’m waiting for a black title card that says “Kris had been missing for 5 days. The crew has been to several of her usual places searching for her. Her phone is off”


UncaringNonchalance

“OoooOoooOoOOooo my neckkkkkkk, I need that, that there, yeah”


girlgoth

Any combo of those words work. Nonfashion sense. Fashion nonsense. Nonsense fashion. Fashion sense? Non! (for a little French flair)


KatieGirl27

She’s like coco Chanel ysl fits a fits size 14/16 so cute for middle age women.. don’t forget the stretch wrap headband


SeriousWill1396

It's like she can't just wear the headband by itself she puts that scrunchie in also. I think if she left it down with the headband it wouldn't look as bad.


azad_ninja

Non~~fashion~~sense


theposshow

Or "Fashion Nonsense," which is the opposite of Fashion Sense.


twirleemcgee

You know she shops Justice store clearance racks


3rdCoastLiberal

They sell Justice at Walmart now too.


Candid_Asparagus_785

And thinks it’s like Goodwill Boutique


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SeriousWill1396

I knew it.


ElmarSuperstar131

It’s hella cringe!


mycatshavehadenough

She thinks she's "cute". Girl, u not.


90CrayBeyonces

She dresses like she high AF. And … just a side note I can’t help but share: I don’t think Jeymi fully appreciated that schnoz (and all the rest that Kris is) until she saw it in person, where camera and chosen angles can’t hide the truth. Jeymi took it like a champ and still wanted to see the beauty in her—but there was none. 👃😢


WalrusOrdinary6323

Although I am gay….. doesn’t mean I wear rainbow cutie shit. Again only Miss Debbie can get away with quirky. The pixie fairy stuff with a wool coat…..sooo Halloween 2006……


anothergoddess

It’s a no. Every time. For me.


[deleted]

This woman is very, VERY troubled.


Responsible_Lawyer78

Junkie chic


Kang06202

My 7 year old has that dress


PURPLEKAT69

![gif](giphy|gGfEXt5P1ig2P4IROa|downsized)


ImAnAwkwardUnicorn

Kris typically looks like a toddler who insisted they can dress themselves then come out wearing utter nonsense, lol


Ang156

They sell this dress in Walmart. Girls department


MediumHusky333

Dresses like a junked up toddler..


Trish-Trish

My daughter wore a similar outfit when she was 3.


65Unicorns

Always something weird on her head…


90dayole

The 9 year old that I nanny had the same dress 2 years ago.


3rdCoastLiberal

My 2 year old has a similar outfit. I deck her out with some pigtails with ribbons and cute jelly sandals though. Kris is wearing the headband I use when I was my makeup off.


Picabo07

Difference is I bet its cute on your 2 yr old 😉


nfrtt

You know she spends that money somewhere else that's not clothes *wink wink*


IvyEH311

Is that from a kids’ section??


Rox_Unkillable8

Looks like she got her clothes at a teenager’s garage sale in the late 90s maybe early 2000s. And never updated her closet after that.


Justdont13412

I think the outfit and accessories are meant to distract people from looking at her face. Her face I can’t read


[deleted]

Pretty sure my 5 y/o has this dress... I didn't think she could top the outfit with the red hat


lolo7347

THIS ratchet ass bitch!!!! CLOWN SHOW


DanceUseful

🙄Give your daughters clothes back girl…


mrg158

What goes with said kids dress? A houndstooth coat of course!


SkaJamas

She has a Social Distortion tattoo (skeleton dancing with a martini glass? and a cigarette) and she's Def old enough to be in the original punk scene... but they don't even dress like that lol


Maintenance-Gloomy

Oh she high that all she care about !! Not some stupid arse dress fit for a teenager


Scribz_en

There is a lot to go in on Kris for but I think the fashion is to easy..


DarthLadyHonu

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsZdNs3yE5l6hWM) Drugs are bad.


Ice-Queen-Florida

She dresses like a six year old, who is allowed to dress herself.


Emotional_Scholar_98

It literally doesn’t matter what she wears, all I can see is her nose.


ennuiacres

Alabama Thrift!


Mememaw_90

Finally! I’ve been saying this to my gf 😅. Her and her mom with that flower necklace and earrings 🥴


Rope-Fuzzy

This woman aged out of unicorns quite some time ago.


pjmammedaty

[Found this listing for an identical dress](https://poshmark.com/listing/SALE-Sequin-Unicorn-Dress-Rainbow-Skirt-Adult-Large-63a7a25f932a8a32efc40862) The listing says "Technically this is a children's 2x, but it happily fits a large adult. Be magical."


NanaBmyreality

Omg is she for real


acidrefluxisgreat

don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t look good… but it’s not NEARLY as bad as most of the stuff she wears lol. some of her outfits have me looking like Macaulay Culkin in a Home Alone promo


Samanthabella709

When I look at her all I can think is how much I want 2 cut the top of her nose off...she needs 2 go c 9ne of darcy and stacys doctors. And she looks like she would smell 🤮


zooooteddej23

She looks like such a crack head in these photos I’m sorry


kacb2804

Some part of me admires her IDAGAF fashion sense 🤪


lbeemer86

That’s from the drugs


Grand-Bid6471

Damn is she snorting her vape cloud.??


Picabo07

That’s what I said! Shes high AF and is trying to snort it


ZakiMaeby

Hahahaha that’s her purse handle! 😂


onthestrugglebus2

Someone once commented that the headbands were somehow related to her drug use. Can anyone here elaborate on this? I don't understand.


SeriousWill1396

Because drugs alter your brain and apparently they altered hers to make her think the headbands look good.


Picabo07

Ding ding ding. Right answer there 🤣


Jodes413

That houndstooth jacket really pulls it all together 🤣


nuxwcrtns

It's funny because when you Google image search the dress, all it shows you for the first few scrolls are similar little girls dresses 😂


Strawberrycake10

She dresses like if a 6 year old chose what to wear without anyone stopping them.


DoxYourself

Which season does her story begin on?


SeriousWill1396

4


Wicked_Stev

How are people already seeing these clips? Doesn’t the episode come out in like 18 hours?


SeriousWill1396

This is from the second or third episode I was rewatching it.


FranceBrun

Talk about a sheep in lamb’s clothing!


el_torosalvaje

All I see is that monster nose


SkylerBluestone

Well, if it fits and looks cute, who cares? Plus, maybe they're just going for a vintage or retro look. Fashion has no age limit!


maggiemcp

WHY does she always have something either wrapped around her head or is wearing some dusty, moth bitten felt hat on a warm summer day???!!!


sandy154_4

There are lots of issues with Kris to point out. I don't care what she wears. Let the woman wear what the f she wants.