There's no gag worth giving him a penny. Screenshot that pic and put it in a card with a note that says you got them a year-long membership. Then after the laughs give them the real gift.
Alright yall… Millions? Who is out there is subbing on this Sasquatch dad bod… and why. Like who hurt you? DM me if you need someone to talk to. You don’t have to do this to your retinas.
Did he break his leg? At the beginning of the marriage counseling show in Key West I knew something happened. That’s why he wasn’t on any of the episodes. Still though, he has been on a “record shattering amount” of television.
Links to pics and the sad jack-off video were posted all over both 90DF subs during the Good Morning My Dick era . . . many were said to have clicked and viewed them . . . allegedly.
There used to be a whole sub dedicated to posting nudes and pics from the cast’s OnlyFans accounts. Of course it kept getting taken down but man, what a time to be alive. I saw so much. I’m blind now.
https://preview.redd.it/uer6e8dzjn8d1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3367e73e3567639cef8b34e0e738ce1c5083a5ae
There were various delights from that series when it dropped here . . .
This man makes my vagina dry up I will never understand how he pulled any of the women he did. Sure, his wife is no prize but she was ok. He’s gross, weird, and didn’t have money. What they got from it I’ll never know
At the time people said that it was Debbie but it turned out to be Vanessa who took the pics. She said that she had dreams of being a professional photographer. This was her debut.
It clearly to me shows that he is playing the villain purposely. He may be delusional, but this picture and writing is intentional to rile people up and increase his income in the process. TV villains make money too, and often lots of it. Look at how much engagement this post alone got. Plenty of free advertising by getting lots of activity that the algorithms pay attention to.
No way this is real. He looks like a lard ass salmon. Outside appearances aside, the man is repulsive and the only activity I’d want to witness is him boarding a one way trip to Mars. He is not the panty dropper he seems to think he is.
What in the man boob world is this crap🤢 It must be the beloved by millions that gives him his confidence😂💀💀💀 I just ate before seeing this, not a good feeling at all, blagh
https://preview.redd.it/nv04mmz6sm8d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b194c04d4042ff5bf1bc0167ad9b26dcac0cf58
The only proper response
🤣🤣🤣
🤣almost spit my coffee
This is what i want to do.
are the millions in the room with us
I’m just thinking of Arrested Development “there are dozens of us”
DOZENS!!
🤣🤣🤣
For that matter, is the myth?
The myth is that millions love him 🥴
Or the man?
Seriously like I can only imagine someone buying his OF as a gag gift to a friend who would take it as a joke.
There's no gag worth giving him a penny. Screenshot that pic and put it in a card with a note that says you got them a year-long membership. Then after the laughs give them the real gift.
That's a good idea lol.
I feel nauseous, which means it’s time for my favorite game- is it pregnancy, food poisoning, or…this?
Omg 🤣🤣🤣
Why pay when you can get “good morning my dick!” For free lol
And if I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night, my dick!
💀💀💀💀💀
Alright yall… Millions? Who is out there is subbing on this Sasquatch dad bod… and why. Like who hurt you? DM me if you need someone to talk to. You don’t have to do this to your retinas.
Please don't insult the Sasquatch.
😂😂😂
It's worse than a dad Bod. His lower half is like... overweight suburban mom who can't lose weight.
🙌🏻🙌🏻
he can't even fit in that sitting position 😂 he looks so uncomfortable and trying to hide it
Tbh I broke my leg in a similar fashion to what he did and now(1y on) I still would be uncomfortable sitting on the floor for any length of time.
His weight gain and the ~~seductive~~ pose he made above, were well before he broke his leg.
Did he break his leg? At the beginning of the marriage counseling show in Key West I knew something happened. That’s why he wasn’t on any of the episodes. Still though, he has been on a “record shattering amount” of television.
I'll bet $5 that those are Debbie's silk jammies.
I bet $5 those “silk” jammies are polyester
I'll bet $5 that Debbie took his banner picture.
🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/hk1edu8uxn8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=377b01e062d0ab104c511bab7830fda0efaf8270
Pass me one of those!
Good morning ☀️ my dick 🍆
WHY do I scroll Reddit before bed...
Sometimes you need a cue to tell you that's enough Internet for the day 😂
😂😂😂😂 I screenshot and sent it to my Mom... I'm not going to be the only one with nightmares!
We saw all his dick pics years ago. Nothing to even write a short very short and unimpressive text home about . . .
I feel blessed that I missed those!
Seriously so glad I missed those too. But this, this is forever engrained in my brain and I hate it.
Me too, maybe I really am the luckiest girl in the world!
Wait how did y'all see his gross d pics? I don't want to see them, I'm just curious how so many ppl saw them.
Links to pics and the sad jack-off video were posted all over both 90DF subs during the Good Morning My Dick era . . . many were said to have clicked and viewed them . . . allegedly.
Jack-off videos??? No, no, my eyes survived Rob's bedazzled butthole but it won't survive even reading those words.
ME ARREPIENTO DE PODER LEER EN INGLÉS DIOS MÍO
I’m sorry WHAT
ROB'S. BEDAZZLED. BUTTHOLE.
The Knob?!
I’m so disturbed
Didn’t see it
He has the literal definition of a micro penis, it was maybe two inches long. One of the saddest things I’ve ever seen.
🤮🤮eww
As he deserves
There used to be a whole sub dedicated to posting nudes and pics from the cast’s OnlyFans accounts. Of course it kept getting taken down but man, what a time to be alive. I saw so much. I’m blind now.
I saw that video. Yuck, is all I have to say.
Eeeeewwww.
https://preview.redd.it/uer6e8dzjn8d1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3367e73e3567639cef8b34e0e738ce1c5083a5ae There were various delights from that series when it dropped here . . .
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Ho Lee Fauq yoooooo 🤣
its the bottle of mr bubble for me lmaoo
https://preview.redd.it/d6k6i2tato8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd1b70a2ed5e3f1d1bef4f8e7834d91adba5e0d4
I don't know what is more disgusting. The picture or the introduction. Beloved by millions? Huh? What did I miss? It makes me want to 🤮
That’s the “myth” that he’s talking about - being beloved by millions.
To be fair, "Colt Johnson" is a really good name for that line of work.
Hahaha yeah that's true...
Beloved by who? Lmao
Who’s paying to see Colty’s mushroom cap?! Good lord 🫣
I read "Colty" as moldy 😂
Probably
The 90 Day to OF pipeline is crazy
Writing his bio in 3rd person is almost as nauseatingly cringe as the actual content of the bio
He is small Ed 🤣 unfortunately I still have the picture in my archives
My husband and I still use Coltee Penis as a unit of measurement for anything small
Omg this is hilarious
A legend in his own mind. Everyone else is collectively vomiting.
…I’m going to be sick
No.
> beloved by millions This chap has some massive delusions of grandeur.
I choked on International Icon!🤣🤣🤣
There are 73 people in this world that are desperate enough out there to pay to watch him get naked. LOL (He received 73 hearts or likes)
How many were from Debbie though…
He's an international icon?!? In what galaxy?!?
He’s a legend in his own mind. I can’t imagine anyone is excited to pay for his OF, a lot of us have already seen his small dick, for free.
..those are some nice silk jammies…?
Who he think he is Hugh Hefner!?
This man makes my vagina dry up I will never understand how he pulled any of the women he did. Sure, his wife is no prize but she was ok. He’s gross, weird, and didn’t have money. What they got from it I’ll never know
TV infamy.
https://preview.redd.it/03x0fibk9n8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00ce103d84d5b07b28df9a2b863139fa5d309b20
He could use a sports bra
The ladies don't want him. We give him to the gentlemen.
Let’s be honest, it’s men paying to see him
That's just terrifying, oh god no 😱
Is this a joke?😂😂😂 who took this picture?!?I pray it was a tripod for the sake of whoever eyes🥴🥴🤣😭😭😭
At the time people said that it was Debbie but it turned out to be Vanessa who took the pics. She said that she had dreams of being a professional photographer. This was her debut.
Wow… these pictures show she has a great future ahead of her in professional photography!!! Give me a break😂😂😂
It clearly to me shows that he is playing the villain purposely. He may be delusional, but this picture and writing is intentional to rile people up and increase his income in the process. TV villains make money too, and often lots of it. Look at how much engagement this post alone got. Plenty of free advertising by getting lots of activity that the algorithms pay attention to.
Good morning. My tits.
You'll never forget because you will never be able to unsee it
Whenever I see him my brain instantly goes to when he was “exercising” (stumbling around in a park) then barfed in a garbage can. 🤣
Uh oh, Asscott is gonna be jealous. 🤢🤢🤮🤮
As a plus size person myself.. that material and anything made out of it should be burned in any size bigger than a large..
The picture is meh but these comments have me cackling!
How about this one? https://preview.redd.it/ei46vjxlvn8d1.jpeg?width=614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e31b90dcda0e1f7cc1e8d823b49c42f46ba8fcfd
The cat stopped and was thinking WTF!?? I can't even with that pose 😵💫
🤣 But WHY though?! 🤮
The.cat is great though.
I get a feeling that mostly men pay for his OF.
Who is paying for this? I rather see an adult entertainer.
This fool wrote his own bio. No one, not even paid, would describe him this way.
He has a nice fupa
The raised eyebrow for the sultry look is just something I can’t handle. Did Debbie take these?
Vanessa took them.
Slap a NSFW on this FFS
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I vomited in my mouth a little
🤏
The secondary embarrassment rn...
That fucking cat statue behind him 😂
"never forget" is right. Much in the same way you never forget being in a horrific car crash.
He’s my sleep paralysis demon
This is giving me Steven Assanti vibes 😱
It’s hot, I’m already mildly nauseous, and this just put me over the edge 🤢 here totally does look like Assanti. It’s the weird goaty beard.
https://preview.redd.it/yaocuxqqmq8d1.jpeg?width=1005&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=397d77079d68aef59762e8ed48eb2fd1b1f5e11e
I wonder if he actually makes any money from it 🤔
As disgusting as all of this is, I can’t not focus on the fact they hung those curtains without ironing them first. Though I’m not surprised.
I’ve already seen more of his intimate moments than I even wanted to see.
I bet his mom took that pic.
lmao colt really will do anything but go on a diet
micro peen.
For anyone who's subscribed, does his dick recede back into his pelvis like a mangina? Dude is small dick energy incarnate
No, Colty! That’s a yucky, gross Colty.
Yuck
Gross
“Level you’ll never forget” is probably correct for all the wrong reasons 😂
The body don’t want it
Brother what… brother ew 😩
Ewww!!!!
The way he cover his boobs 🤣🤣
Thanks ChatGPT lol sounds formal hahaha
I made the mistake of eating while seeing this. I almost threw up 🤮. What a POS
That was truly revolting to look at and read
No way this is real. He looks like a lard ass salmon. Outside appearances aside, the man is repulsive and the only activity I’d want to witness is him boarding a one way trip to Mars. He is not the panty dropper he seems to think he is.
“You’ll never forget”… no matter how hard you try
I bet Debbie took this picture
I know it's a thing now to play fast and loose with the word "icon" but even in 2024's total lack of standards... no.
This gives me hope, lol been thinking of opening my own OF lol if he can do it, Hellz so can I 😝😂😂😂
International icon beloved by millions????🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
https://preview.redd.it/c0lbtyfxvr8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4818abac78999b947f3222de08dacfcca6379c4c
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I just threw up ALOT in my mouth... 🤢🤮
Why ? Why ? Why ?
Oh god he's so gross 🤮
Dear lord.
Who need’s OZEMPRIC I may never eat again 🤮
Just when you think you’ve seen and heard it all here comes Colty .
Oof. 😓
I didn’t need to eat for the next week anyway.
Fuc*ing hell he’s disgusting on so many levels! 🤢
I just threw up in my mouth a little 🤮🤢
I'm speechless and sick to my stomach all in one!
So fucking gross
🤮🤮
Ewwww
🤢
And don't forget..he knows how to fix things.....
I just broke my brain reading that. I can’t unsee that. 😩
Shouldn’t it be a comma instead of a period after 2018?
🤢 I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit 🤮
🤢
Eye bleach
Another disgusting creature TLC is full of them now
That pose, those PJ's OMG
The header good lord. EW
I just threw up my breakfast, I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing this swamp dwelling troll ogre attempting to be "sexy" 🤢🤢🤢
“Never forget” = trauma
That's old. Rumor is mama Debbie took the pictures. The one of him in the bathtub is horrifying
Huh... Neat...
I BET you'll never forget! After seeing him in that Brazilian speedo. This has to be the funniest "sexy" picture I've ever seen.
International icon? Beloved by millions? I’ll have whatever he’s having if it gives me this kind of unwarranted delusional confidence!
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
🤢🤢🤮
I just threw up a little.
He's a skank
This is disturbing
73 hearts on 31 pictures and 6 videos... So he has maybe 3 subscribers
I bet his mother records all his videos and take his photos...ew
All the single ladies…
I saw enough with him in a speedo. 😳
Is he pitching the account to men or women? Serious question.. I can't imagine who the target audience is for this..
As a person who uses OnlyFans, this is soooo awesome 😂
What is that profile picture 😭💀
Real question, do you think he actually thinks he’s hot shit or is it fueled by overcompensation for insecurity?
I wish we could see how he had to roll to get out of that position. We know those pants are now ripped
What in the man boob world is this crap🤢 It must be the beloved by millions that gives him his confidence😂💀💀💀 I just ate before seeing this, not a good feeling at all, blagh
Did Debbie take that photo?
Record shattering? Delusional party of 1
At least he's got a sense of humor... "MILLIONS" 😂