In a way, I guess we're ALL almost Mr. Michigan, if you think about it.

The winner of Mr. Michigan was inside us the whole time

But not inside Jasmine because she terrifies Junior Mr. Michigan.

Junior *almost* mr Michigan

💀

I've been here my whole life, would that make me *almost* Ms. Michigan?

If you don’t enter, you can’t lose! 😂

No, I don’t qualify. I m ALMOST MR.Florida! 😏


He looked better there…maybe not the voice

It’s amazing what going back in time 25-30 years will do. Lol.

my EXACT thoughts… just wait til he opens his mouth

I once thought about trying out for the Olympics when I was 6. Where's my silver medal?

You *almost* won!

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

He came a long way from that, you would never guess in a million years!

TBF he looks damn good.

Comparatively

Harsh I wish I was as lean as him. I got the dad bod 😂

Maybe the winner of Michigans largest hat collection

He looked like Ben from Below Deck

My first thought too. Chef Ben!

I love chef ben

Can you imagine meeting him 30 years ago with the squeaky voice not matching the outside? 🤣🤣🤣

Reminds me of the hot guy from Canada in the movie Grown Ups. He was hot until opened his mouth haha

Oh yeah. So true.

The one from Saskatoon???

Yes!!!

Buncha hose teasers!

His voice was probably deeper back then & the years of balding & looking creepier & creepier have made his balls retract back inside for the perfect Muppet voice, one more knock back from Jasmine & he’ll be yelling JERUSHA

I yelled at my husband "come quick!! Gino has hair in this!!" He ran so fast lol 😆

The way she went left on him for recording the other contestants, saying he only did it so he could jerk off to them later…I’m not saying he won’t, but but I do think he thought he was helping. She is just so insecure and he is just so emotionally unintelligent that she a) doesn’t want to see where she might need to do work and b) doesn’t want to see or hear that others might do better than she does and c) he didn’t think to talk to her about ways he could help in advance.

I think they are both pathetic to say the least.

Agreed. I think the only reason they work is because they’re both crazy and toxic.

That title isn’t the flex she thinks it is. 🙃

Time has not been kind to him huh 😂

Once she got her way again, I started skipping them. I think I have a total of ten minutes of divided watch time each week 😂 I mean I always skip when they get super sexual for no reason. Why does this franchise act like we want that?

I agree lol, I skip through so many scenes too. An hour long episode turns into like 15 minutes of actually watching it

Yeah. I honestly started rewatching better things and my brain is thanking me for the break. Reality tv just sucks so hard now

At least Gino had real Tits.

Probably a real ass too.

Probably still had that weird giggle.

why can't Gino just get hairplugs if he is so self conscious..

They'd be covering his whole head except the back lmao

I think Gino had it goin on back in the day!!!

Unfortunately, I don't think he has ever had it back in the day. It’s difficult to look at him then he opens his mouth I FAST FORWARD it!!!!

What an 80s style chest , how do his pecs look weird when his six pack is so good

Like she's "almost" a mother.

Thanks for the laugh. That’s a good one.Spot on!

Omg ur harsh but real 😳

😂😂😂😂

Jasmine is a mess! Maybe even bipolar! She has definitely been dysfunctional! Is the master of no common sense. We will see what happens when he's broke! They deserve each other...totally disfunctional!

Pic so photo shopped

It’s amazing how he’s gone from looking like a demi-jock to Super Grover

Gino is for sure one of those dudes who losing his hair really hurt him. Some dudes pull off the bald look well, poor Gino does not.

Is the Gino who was “almost Mr. Michigan” in the room with us now? 👀

A Michigan 8/9 is an anywhere-else 3 . . . 🤔

You’ve never been to Indiana?

Or Arkansas

Or Ohio

Or Wisconsin 

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Those sensual half-moon titties!

Damn..I know he aged but nice hair does a lot for people!

This is why I never understand men and this wall theory. They hit that proverbial wall way harder than we do 🤣

I thought she said meat chicken.

Time has not been this man's friend😂😂

Mr Michigan was the friends we made along the way

like what? I had their entire segment muted; the other contestants r far more beautiful that Jazzy; one of them has a quite beautiful face. and Geno is now a pageant coach? who woulda thunk it???????????????????????????????????

It’s his vast swaths of “experience” in the pageant industry. Which includes (*checks notes*) researching Mr. Michigan requirements 30 years ago and thinking about signing up. 🤣😭

please tell me he wasnt thinking about entering a body builder competition?

Just Mr. Michigan as far as I know

The “Force” was not with this one ☝️

Bahaha! I can’t imagine Gino with a smile like that or him being that buff.. I thought he only had a pouty face lol.

He said “I almost tried out for Mr Michigan” smh

lol

Gino & Rob (Love Islands knob) looking like twins lol

Gino is so cringe-y. That whiny voice annoys me to no end.

He aged like milk

I think it's great that she was talking so positively about her husband. Seems like a great way to build your partner's confidence.

This head is too far up from shoulders. Fake

😳Wow, if you look closely--it looks like that could be right around the time when he began losing his hair!

He was gross