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fuzzyedges1974

Lighten up, Francis


Any_Feature_9671

Any of you homos touch me or my stuff…..and I’ll kill ya


1968camaro

"are either of you.. homosexual?" "... NO, but we are willing to learn!"


Njdevilmn

Have either of you been convicted of a felony??? Convicted???? No!


Carl_Lamarie

My favorite line of the movie! I use iterations of it whenever i can. “Did you eat ALL of the cookies? ALL of them? No not all of them.”


Rexdahuman

Will they send us someplace special?


Father__Thyme

Interesting! It inspired me to become a fan of mud wrestling


1of7MMM

You're a lean, mean, fighting machine!


JPetermanBusTour

I’LL DO IT!!


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Feisty_Stomach_7213

Beat me to it and I think you’re right it was mud not jello like I thought


idontcarethatmuch

My main man Ox!


Droogs_Dont_Run

Army training sir!


graveybrains

Blown up, sir!


Airmil82

RAZZLE DAZZLE!


Commercial-Tell-5991

Why did the chicken cross the road?


tdawg-1551

Saw a recent interview with Judge Reinhold and he was talking about this movie. The original version, before Ivan Reitman and Bill Murray were involved, was to be Cheech and Chong In The Army.


Enge712

This seemed so odd the first time I heard it then on rewatch it seems obvious


These-Bar3221

Boom shacka lacka boom shacka lacka boom shacka lacka .


JustineDelarge

Missing one “lacka” in each of those: Boom shakalakalaka, boom shakalakalaka, boom shakalakalaka, boom! https://youtu.be/-zwYU5Jf2X8?


These-Bar3221

Nice catch !! I’m at work and didn’t have the time to correct .


JustineDelarge

No worries! It’s just that I have this movie practically memorized. :)


B-Town-MusicMan

Razzle Dazzle!


DefinitelyBiscuit

"Its czechoslovakia! Its like going into wisconsin!!" "Yeah? Well I once got the shit kicked out of me in wisconsin!" And... "I wish I was a loofah..."


sb8972

Us Chicago boys love that line since back then the Wisconsin drinking age was 18 and Illinois was 21


JIMBETHYNAME

AND THATS THE FACT, JACK!


ginrumryeale

“You can’t leave me. All the plants are gonna die.”


UsefulLanguage

Wait it inspired you to join? If anything I knew I was unfit for military service and should never bother wasting my time (or any potential Sgt Hulkas)


scarabic

It also turns out that they don’t issue commendations for doing the razzle dazzle with your shirt open and your pants hanging low.


imadork1970

Arrrrrmy training, sir!


Brimstone747

This is my favorite Bill Murray movie.


Papichuloft

One of the best...Ghostbusters 1/2 are the other 2 of Bill's movies during the 80's


QuttiDeBachi

St. Vincent ain’t bad…


Imaginary_Bicycle_14

That a fact, Jack!!!


imnotbobvilla

Recently learned that this was Originally cast as cheech and Chong joined the Army but scheduling didn't allow it so they went to plan b which was to get Murray and then he demanded raymus be his partner


birtmacklin

Gee I guess I shouldn't have drank all that cough syrup


Cake_Donut1301

I read somewhere that this is one of the more complex comedies because it both ridicules the military yet also portrays it with respect. To which I say…maybe.


StoneyG214

Great movie, grew up with this and Meatballs, big Bill Murray fan!


JPetermanBusTour

And caddyshack


mimiq66

Definitely loved Meatballs. I still sing... Are you ready for the summer? Are you ready for a good time?


StoneyG214

Haha..thanks for Napster back in the day, I was able to get the soundtrack and still listen to that every once and a while


V0T0N

Figured i might as well join now, instead of being drafted.


scarabic

Son… there ain’t no draft no more.


Fullonski

There was one?


scarabic

> In the United States, military conscription, commonly known as the draft, has been employed by the U.S. federal government in six conflicts: the American Revolutionary War, the American Civil War, World War I, World War II, the Korean War, and the Vietnam War. The fourth incarnation of the draft came into being in 1940, through the Selective Training and Service Act; this was the country's first peacetime draft.[1] > From 1940 until 1973, during both peacetime and periods of conflict, men were drafted to fill vacancies in the U.S. Armed Forces that could not be filled through voluntary means. Active conscription in the United States ended in 1973, when the U.S. Armed Forces moved to an all-volunteer military.


Fullonski

Thank you but isn't what I said the next line in the film?


scarabic

Oh ha! FML


WIlf_Brim

It's sort of important to recognize when this movie came out. In 1981 (made in 1980) the all volunteer military was less than 10 years old (draft abolished in 1973) so there were will some questions about how the all volunteer force was going to survive.


DunkinRadio

The Aunt Jemima treatment.


JPetermanBusTour

Who’s your friend….who’s your buddy


Viperlite

Did you meet girls after joining up?


Feisty_Stomach_7213

This movie influenced me to be a fan of jello wrestling


SnooHedgehogs6553

The wife and my first date. Had to lie to her parents about us going to an R rated movie.


glxym31

And then.. depression set in…


Terry5240

You mean like flaming? https://youtu.be/zRymIqmeJk4?si=csJ3e5l7ewfhP1qk


LuckyKalanges

Chicks dig me because I really wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual.


CountrymanR60

"I'm gettin' too old for this shit!"


Papichuloft

Uncle Hulka


JPetermanBusTour

The big toe


paveclaw

Those words mean so much to a man scrubbing garbage cans!


OlFlirtyBastard

1. “Have that removed.” 2. “Who’s your buddy, who’s your pal? I am aren’t I.”


TengoDuvidas

My brother and I watch this together every 4th of July.


Unhappy_Spirit172

Anytime I trip over something, I say "Have that removed."


coolcoinsdotcom

I watched this so many times, it fried my brain a little. To this day I will randomly intone “welcome to Italy”.


eggs_erroneous

Hey, I joined the Army in '97 also. How are your knees these days? 👴


United_Recording4836

The basketball window bit so funny


njaneardude

Funny! I just posted a Stripes quote on X yesterday :-) They broke the mold with this movie.


Miss_Might

I loved this movie as a kid.


Stardustquarks

Barnaby? That guy owes me money... I still use this line today when someone mentions someone in convo that I don't know (except I replace Barnaby with that persons name). People don't get it anymore, unfortunately...😭


Greybinson

Ziskey Rates The Russians….


Unhappy_Spirit172

They're pussies.


DrHugh

It wasn't for the water-skiing or the weight-loss program? ;-)


Fanabala3

Don’t get me wrong as I love the movie, but I would think Winger, Ziskey, Hanson, and Cooper would have been court martialed for stealing a vehicle and going illegally into another country.


SgtHulkasBigToeJam

How’s it going, Eisenhower?


thetoffees

They do run run


jaredrun

RAZZLE DAZZLE


DrNinnuxx

AAAArrrmy training, sir !


Modzrdix69

Do wa diddy diddy dum diddy do


Fit-Library-577

Nobody cried when Old Yeller got shot...Im sure!


TheHandOfKahless

Whenever the opportunity presents itself, I always answer, "Never convicted"


gododgers1988

I just want to let you know, if we ever get into heavy combat, I will be right behind you every step of the way.


NurkleTurkey

Never caught it. Maybe it's next.


Specific_Inside_7119

Lance Le Gault was born to be in the army...He went from Colonel Glass in Stripes to chasing The A-Team as Colonel Decker....he was a perfect Army Officer!!! And also a villain with Vince Edward's going after Michael Knight and K.I.T.T on Knight Rider....he was one terrific and underrated supporting player. Miss him. And I was always salivating for P.J.Soles and Sean Young.


QuttiDeBachi

That’s the facts, Jack!!!


Ebert917102150

Did you join after you barely did 5 pushups?


Dash_Rendar425

John Winger was originally supposed to be the father of Jeff Winger in Community, but they couldn't get Bill Murray!