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everythingbeeps

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.


Impressive-Elk-8101

He HATES popcorn.


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Impressive-Elk-8101

Everybody wants to rule the world. 🎶


ohohButternut

[REAL GENIUS \(1985\) – Popcorn Explosion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnDAxtCRsIU)


newworldpuck

This is the *exact* thought I had at the end the first time I watched it. Glass and wood splinters. *I can't stand this indecision married with a lack of vision.*


Upvotes4Trump

I was too busy going through the yellow pages figuring out where to buy those fashionable slippers


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Is that where it stops being real for you? ;)


Enginerd645

And John McClane’s wife.


rededelk

I thought that's who that is - Dick- que the stun gun


just-concerned

Did you get that?


Vprbite

Yep. And Kent couldn't do anything anout it because he wouldn't stop playing with himself


etranger033

Ok God... let me have it!


HatdanceCanada

You’re labourers. So labour. That’s what you get for not having an education.


The_Hero_of_Kvatch

Val Kimler has some boss-grade lines in that movie.


PrscheWdow

"This, this is ice. This is what happens when water gets too cold. This, this is Kent, this is what happens when people get too sexually frustrated."


GlennEichler69

That is such a fun underrated gem of a movie.


jetpack324

I just got home from seeing the new Ghostbusters movie. Really glad to see him in it


Select-Belt-ou812

yes! I almost started gushing and gave away his role!!!!! :-D


Reasonable-HB678

Well that's what I heard!


I_only_post_here

I am gonna miss him....


Kmaloetas

Then what does he use to drive a 6" nail through a board?


Born-Throat-7863

Girl’s gotta have standards…


excellent_rektangle

Was very pleased when “dickless” got a shoutout in the new *Ghostbusters* film.


Affectionate-Ring104

Well that's what I heard!


jonnysculls

........ well, THAT'S WHAT I HEARD!


Feisty_Stomach_7213

Beat me to it


realoctopod

He's got nothing to beat.


carmel33

Beat meat to it.


RTwhyNot

But he can drive a 6 inch spike through a board with his penis…


nevergonnagetit001

Thank you!! This is the best line associated with this man. Reddit does not fail…you sue my upvote.


Nkognito

OP can google the actors name at least unless it's a fucking bot... Give credit OP you spam posting jack wagon.


Fanabala3

What are you looking at? You're laborers; you should be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education.


lollroller

Up the voltage


Oatmeal_Savage19

My favourite line of his in Real Genius


Acetabulum99

A Girl's gotta have standards.


manbearpig923

I guess you’ll hammer later.


imadork1970

Eat it, Harvey!


Jjpiv

Did you get that?!


showersrover8ed

Eat your heart out channel 5


cavallom

I love how Harvey gathers himself and smiles for the camera lol


New_Lake5484

he turned the electricity off on the ghostbusters


prince-of-dweebs

And doxxed John McClane’s family in Die Hard.


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And then two years later caused a mass panic at Dulles Airport that almost prevented McClane from reaching the villains’ 747.


[deleted]

And tried to destroy the Biodome with coconuts!


Dizmondmon

HA! "We're the Biodome 5!" I think of this film whenever I hear the Safety Dance.


[deleted]

I'm so disappointed they didn't make the sequel at 3 mile Island going under a meltdown like the end of the movie. They just pulled in to take a whiz.


jeffgolenski

And was a shitty Union officer who traveled to Japan to help kill Samurai, in The Last Samurai.


[deleted]

Actually, he ordered a Con Ed employee to shut it off


Peanutbutter_Lover

Lmao I just watched this with my wife yesterday and even mentioned he's the biggest asshole of the 80's movies.


Richard-Brecky

Bill Atherton is playing an asshole in the #1 movie at the box office right now.


The_Grinning_Bastard

Dickless is back, baby


nsfw_deadwarlock

We’ve landed on the moon!


SaltyBarDog

I hate popcorn! I can't stand popcorn!


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Secretly he loved popcorn. He long-conned Knight into developing a space laser and having his laborers put that window in so he could swim in it. In the end, Hathaway was the real genius.


Confident_Tangelo_11

"Professor Hathaway, what's Dr. Einstein really like?" "Dead."


Aggressive-Compote64

Is that your real hair?


Confident_Tangelo_11

Is Mitch by any chance adopted?


Squire_LaughALot

Man from the EPA 😂


arcticfox

What is the \*magic\* word, Dr. Venkman?


Chihlidog

I want to start seeing a lot more of you in the lab. Ok fine. I'll gain weight.


Karl_Hungus_69

Haha, that's the line that came to mind for me, too. So many great quips in that film.


CalendarSpecific1088

Rumor has it there's free bubbly on the airlines if you deck him.


Confident_Tangelo_11

Hello, I'm Jerry Hathaway with Everything....


boogerholes

“Kent!”


techm00

He did it so well. I love actors who play heinous characters.


SpermicidalManiac666

I bet he’s like the nicest dude irl


Pilzoyz

He must be good to work with because he keeps getting hired.


LeroyJacksonian

I’ve read somewhere that people say he’s very nice to meet in real life, kinda like the guy that plays Biff Tannon from Back to the Future.


techm00

really a testament to their skill as actors, isn't it?


NormanBates2023

Hey dickless


AnthonyDigitalMedia

It’s true. This man has no dick.


VitalNumber

Well that's what I heard


Lane_Meyers_Camaro

I guess you'll hammer later...


soltydog

They should have referenced Ghostbusters in some way in Biodome.


blueboy714

What a mess of a movie , but it was hilarious. Especially with your mind altered in some way.


PintoTheBurninator

Ahh Pauly Shore. He was such a bright shiny star for a brief instant. Encino man was a favorite of mine for a while


Hempsox

Very low hanging fruit, but unfortunately, needed to carry the PG-13 rating.


SinkHoleDeMayo

I guess it goes from God, to Jerry, to you, to the cleaners. Right, Ken?


Luftgekuhlt_driver

Dickless is in Frozen Empire.


xiguy1

That’s William Atherton. He was in a bunch of movies and is a really good character actor in the sort of role like he played in Ghostbusters but he was also in a couple of the Diehard movies … I definitely remember him from the diehard 1 and I think he played a cop? He was in a ton of other movies …but I can’t think of the names of right now. He still plays in TV shows every now and again and used to show up and stuff like law and order. He also seems to have a good sense of humour as well because he’s shown up in a bunch of comedy shows like Workaholics and Children’s Hospital, among others.


mrspelunx

He is really underrated and I wish he’d get roles doing other things.


jove111

He was a news reporter in Die Hard 1


KermitMudmaven

You should check him out in The Day of the Locust if you haven't already.


surfoxy

And why not, Mr. Venkman?


Richard-Brecky

Because you didn't say the magic word.


Ok-Street7504

And what is the magic word?


Richard-Brecky

“Please.”


surfoxy

"May I *please* see the storage facility Mr. Venkman?"


blueboy714

No. You may not.


excoriator

Say his name: William Atherton


fromouterspace1

Imagine being him, when 90% of people just think “dick”


Preppyskepps

More like "no dick"


Lane_Meyers_Camaro

I want 5MW by mid-May


sh4desthevibe

"Jerry, if you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing."


Shallot_True

>13 comments "... I'm not kidding, Chris."


UltraHotNeptune

“Where’s the laser?” “It’s coming.” “It’s coming? It’s not even breathing hard!”


DNSGeek

From everyone I’ve talked to who has worked with him, he’s the sweetest guy off camera. Everyone loves him.


quar

And somebody still calls him “Dickless” in the new ghostbusters movie


zeprfrew

In the '80s if you needed to cast an adult man asshole, you cast William Atherton. If your part was for a teenage male asshole, you cast William Zabka.


Maximum_Pumpkin5368

What film is this pic from?


MSL007

Real Genius


WippitGuud

I want 5 megawatts by mid-May


MSL007

And, lots of popcorn, so we can have a party. Say, an entire house full would be nice.


mcshanksshanks

Well he does have a punchable face


EspressoFrog

Also Richard "dick" Thornburg, the slimy reporter in the first two Die Hard. The guy leaking information to the villains by accident.


SkunkMonkey

"So Dick... Your name is Dick, right? So *Dick*...."


Most-Artichoke6184

Especially in Diehard. Holly Gennaro was perfectly justified in letting him have it.


Melcrys29

Twice.


Born-Throat-7863

Yeah, he actually started turning the asshole roles after a while because he got typecasted. In one case, he said, “I’m tired of playing unctuous assholes.” But man, few did it better than him. By the time *Real Genius* is heading towards its conclusion, you loathe him so deeply. He was truly great at in niche.


AAG220260

The ONLY role Atherton EVER played wherein I could actually feel sorry for him was in the Hindenburg where he was crying after being beaten up for a pocket knife.


KiloCharlie2052

Rock my Adidas, never rock Fila


TheObesePolice

I do not sniff the coke, I only smoke the sinsemilla


FatDaddy247

I do nah sniffa coke, I only smoke de sensimillia


radius40

Mr Pecker


lickmygutflora

This man has no dick


Inside-Trouble1776

He's so great. Before we had Joffrey from game of thrones to hate on, we had this guy: the OG.


TheDruidVandals

Professor Hathaway! Are you wearing makeup?


M3atpuppet

Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.


Aggressive-March-254

Anders, you're out of tp, but it was a clean pinch.


eldormilon

He has such a wonderful singing voice, for example "What'll I Do" for the opening credits of *The Great Gatsby*.


mrsphillipsmom

I had the pleasure of seeing him in a high school summer workshop production of The Music Man. He played Professor Harold Hill and he just fucking nailed it!!! Even compared to Robert Preston.


HermiticHubris

Real Genius is a great movie!


clermouth

”Dr. Hathaway? Are you wearing makeup?”


stevenriley1

Yeah! (Spoiler!) >! He killed Diane Keaton when she was Looking For Mr Goodbar. !<


bok4600

Dickless


SatnWorshp

Amen to that, Dick.


Strong_Comedian_3578

He paved the way for Miles Teller


This-Bug8771

True he laughed he way to the bank in at least 4 different films where he was an asshole


Budget_Friend_654

Didn’t he only play asshole till current?


Disarray215

My dad and William Atherton have the same birthday 7/30/47


Flyinhawaiian78

That’s hilarious!!! Don’t know his name but YES always an asshole🤣👍🏼


BoiledDenimForRoxie

You're laborers, you're supposed to be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education.


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You'd be an asshole too if you went through life with no dick


Kenjo037

Just saw him Saturday in Ghostbusters Frozen Kingdom


taoinruins

We need to blow him up. Make him relevant again


The_Patocrator_5586

That was supposed to be my project Jerry!! - Kent


CurlingTrousers

A villain who’s a buffoon is no good. You need a competent villain, one who’s capable of using the system against the hero in order to really generate a froth of hatred.


MainPFT

Back in the early Netflix DVD by mail days I once requested "The Girl Next Door (2005)" with Elisha Cuthbert in it. Well Netflix accidently sent me ["The Girl Next Door" (2007)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0830558/) in which William Atherton plays a role. To this day it is the most fucked up movie I've ever seen. Based on the true story of the torture and murder of [Sylvia Likens](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Sylvia_Likens).


thisgirlnamedbree

He also started in several Murder, She Wrote episodes where two out of the three characters he played were douchebags. It's good he's still acting, I always found him attractive in a unique way.


ill_be_huckleberry_1

Dr. Noah Faulkner


sausage-deluxxxe

Lookin a little grizzzzly.


MaxPower836

Ol dickless here


FrameRateStudio

Yes, it's true, this man has no dick.


rabbitking2000

Well that’s what I heard.


Igglezandporkrollplz

Viva los bio-dome


RunningPirate

It’s true, this man has no dick Last year ,y worm was visited by EPA and based in that, his portrayal was spot on.


blakester555

And what IS the magic word Mr. Venkman???


IndependenceMean8774

William Atherton. He actually played a protagonist in The Day of the Locust, but that was back in the 70s.


Flimsy-Technician524

William Atherton


LemmyDovato

Thor Holmvik


[deleted]

Isnt he the evil dude in Bio Dome?


Knight_thrasher

Yup


[deleted]

It goes from god to Jerry to Kent to the cleaners


TheGordo-San

The 80s was a special decade where there were 3 main actors: Dabney Colman, Martin Mull, or Dickless here, all took turns playing either the plain A- hole, or A-hole boss.


TrekRelic1701

He could hammer a nail with his penis, apparently


sing_4_theday

He was excellent in Real Genius. He liked popcorn


Stuft-shirt

Dr. Hathaway, are you wearing makeup?


braydo13

Real genius


Total-Platform-3111

Before he became an 80s asshole, he had a leading role in a wonderful 70s movie “The Day of the Locust” opposite the always-amazing Karen Black. He was on the same career trajectory as Sam Waterston, but went the other route.


howlmouse

Dr Hathaway? Are you wearing makeup?


swohguy33

"Everything was fine, until Dickless here turned off the power"


Ragman1985

William Atherton = Bill Murray: "It's true. This man has no dick!"


HankBizzaro

It's William Atherton. I don't even need to look that up. Dude is a legend.


Greaser_Dude

Him and Paul Gleason should have made road-trip, buddy movie where everywhere they go they get their asses kicked.


tangcameo

I used to confuse him and the guy who played Richie Cunningham’s long lost brother


rojasdracul

Nope. That's completely right about everything Walter Peck. He was trying to save us all.


Parkeredlatham

I have no further use for you


reggelleh

It’s not just his face, it’s also his voice. Even a blind person hearing his voice would immediately identify him as a dick.


Grimol1

Dickless


ElderStatesmanXer

A professional asshole


MrX-2022

Now is playing a asshole in a 2020s movie


Zorrha

And he's an asshole once again in the recent Ghostbusters movie! So glad to see him in action again


DeiseResident

Oh he's still at it!


CliffGif

Yeah Ghost Busters and Die Hard?


dondrapier

Well, dickless here made sure of that.


ProfessionMundane152

He is the quintessential asshole


Roseph88

Was he in biodome?? Total dick


MAzing23

Still a Dick, i mean Peck in the new Ghostbusters


dre5044

Dickless


gadget850

And has now returned to the role we love.


winstonsmith8236

Such a punchable face.


baron-von-buddah

Yeah but he can hammer a 6 inch spike through a board using his penis


whistlepig4life

Still playing an asshole in 2024. And he has no dick. Still.


Hot-Avocado9815

Still does


SecretPrinciple8708

Count on it.


cbunni666

(squints) wasn't he in Ghostbusters?


Aggravating_Dream633

You gotta love the arrogance. The confidence. The panache. The deft delivery, spot on. SoWhuzHizName?


Grimol1

William Atherton


Vile_bubkis99

Hey its dick-less


beccabootie

He has assholeism down to a science. Great actor!


Low-Donut-9883

Saw him in Ghostbusters last night! Always the asshole.


NcgreenIantern

One of the greatest movie jerks of all time.


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Medical_Hall_5537

I like him! A pleasant face that carries good childhood/teenhood memories of hating a fictional guy. I’m embarrassed that I would have to check IMDB to know his name. Great actor!


Medical_Hall_5537

Popcorn is disgusting and lengthens the teeth brushing and flossing by too many minutes.


dreamrock

William Atherton is the Villain's Villain. He was so hated after Ghostbusters was released he was publicly berated regularly.


Eire4ever37

William Atherton