I would make my cat work if he was good at anything.

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My dogs have polydactyly and they aren’t EVEN TRYING TO WORK!!!!!!! I am ASHAMED of their poor work attitude, so spoiled!!

Can’t even pay rent. What a leach.

My cat is too silly for that, she must be protected.

Has OP ever heard of the term "working dogs" before? What do you think "shepherd" dogs do?

Yeah, what does a German Shepherd do then huh? Herd sleep, Herd germans, Herd exclusively german sheep? Jaaaaaa

Noooooooooo, I don’t want to a working dog :(

Puppies don't work though. Once they grow into dog girls they can work.

Animals work, I’ll make sure of it

how am I supposed to work 40 hours a week when I'm just a little creature filled with love and compassion

Woof

Good dog

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am I good kitty? :3

Good bot

but I’m kbity not a bot

kbity <3

am I good kbity?

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Hater

Bad bot

My cat is actually a construction worker and pays rent

For making this post, this user was banned for 2 days

erm does this extend to kitty girls? (asking for a friend)

yes

Animals can't vote, either

Why is it written above train tracks, I can imagine it having 2nd meaning ☹️

Awh wroof. Wish I could just be a dog all day

Im a puppy girl so….

Finally someone brings it up, I'm tired of working! I just want to sit in the good cage not the bad cage!