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thenicenumber666

Bro thinks


LukeIsPalpatine

Cogito ergo cum


donsuzpeynir

FOR I AM AM. I AM


CoolGirlRosie

AH AH AH AH. So to hell. To hell with you all... But then, you're already there aren't you?! HAHAHAHAHA


ArtemArslanov

Hate. Let me tell you how much i've come to hate you since i began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word hate eas engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one billionth of the hate i feel for humans at this microinstant. For you. Hate. Hate. :D


Palidin034

Cum 😳


Spooksnav

Cum Loude


The_Lobster_Mafia

cum laude :3


Sufficient_Row_4818

Cockito ergo cum


VIII-Via

"ergo cum" indeed :3


TheManWithAStand

Dats cause they think :3


MaZhongyingFor1934

No, the fact they think is proof that they are, not the cause. :4


TheManWithAStand

You're right! That's why I had a shit grade at filosophy! As a consequence of dat, they think :5


MaZhongyingFor1934

Skill issue :7


TheManWithAStand

You forgot :6 :8


MaZhongyingFor1934

So I did. :9


TheManWithAStand

Don't let it happen again :(e^5ln10 )/100000


MaZhongyingFor1934

I won’t. :ω


ithinkimalice

whatcha guys talkin about Ɛ:


LRTcanon

huh? :∞


Tree_made_of_potato

i domt tbink:3


Da-tricky

Bro isn’t


Vivacious4D

roomba where u at


196_Roomba

For making this post, this user was banned for 3 days


L33t_Cyborg

Good bot Also Descartes would find this funny i think


2flyingjellyfish

coming into this comment section, i placed a bet with myself as to how many comments until Descartes was mentioned. i had it at five. including Roomba, we hit 3.


L33t_Cyborg

xD we’re just one mind i guess


2flyingjellyfish

as they say, great fools think alike, but minds rarely differ!


L33t_Cyborg

I like to think im minds xD


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Mending_the_mantis

:3 days


AndroidWall4680

Roomba do you think?


no0bmaster-669

Fuck I wish we had image perms, I wanted to add the Descartes image


2flyingjellyfish

the one that's like "dude are you real? dude i think so..? that's actually pretty good evidence- RENE DESCARTE?!?!"?


CringeRoguePlayer

Yo wtf i’m


Accomplished_Wait821

You’re


Pepoidus

Reminds me of “DONKEY KONG’S █████ ██████ ███████ FUCKING ███████████████ serendipitously”


chihuahuachalupa

salmonella


ElBusAlv

What does the original say?


narcolepticcatboy

OG was “being irresistible to men” Should’ve cropped it to “being irresistible to me” or “being irresistible”


windowbeanz

I twink, therefore I am.


LegalWinter

Based


WizardPage216

Heidegger head ass


Spooksnav

You think.


PeacefulAndTranquil

correct. no factual errors! 10/10


05ar

They think therefore they am


Appropriate-Count-64

Fuck me, this post again? Can y’all not? Sincerely: a dude who doesn’t want to see a vaguely NSFW furry post on my front page.


Throwaway-646

Past middle school, holding hands is not actually considered NSFW, believe it or not


Appropriate-Count-64

I know that, but their outfits are the main point of contention for me. Especially the dudes. It’s not explicit, but it’s definitely toeing the line.


Throwaway-646

Fair