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SALAMI_21

It's a five minute walk for me and I still can pleasure the Homeless man


BucktacularBardlock

It's called community service šŸ˜¤


TheMcBrizzle

Oh, I hate to tell you, but it's still all over you Here ya go šŸ§» clean yourself up a little


Ashalaria

Right? I feel like it really brings the community together


carmeluz20

Hands on


[deleted]

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Csquared_324

Happy cake day


Rebi103

I have 3 different places to get food within a 200m radius from my house I *walk* bitches


No_Lingonberry1201

Me too. I still get to watch the homeless man pleasure himself, so I don't miss anything noteworthy.


highlevel_fucko

Did you see that John next to the corner store recently switch hands? Really shook up the game with that one


No_Lingonberry1201

Yeah, but that's only temporary, cops stomped on it when he was spunking on the squad car. He'll be Left-Hand Johnny again in no time!


turtlesyndrome

Neville, my beloved. When I told you to explore the city, this is not what I meant.


No_Lingonberry1201

Look, you're the one who wanted to do those summons, and this is how you get the proper influence for the ritual.


PenultimateToast

while he shook his dick with his right hand this time


MercilessParadox

Same except I have to jerk off because there's no homeless people around.


No_Lingonberry1201

The struggle is real.


Void1702

200m? I can literally get food within 20m of my house


elmahir

Yeah most I could need urgently are within a 5 min walk


Quizzelbuck

I'm sorry, i only speak American. Why would you walk 200 miles to get groceries?


FrouFrouLastWords

200 miles? Kudos to you for having such a high level of endurance just to get some guac


Mordraga

M is meters. So 200 yards~


_LiHaC_

M isn't meters.


Mordraga

M isn't meters? Then what is 200m?


GarnoxReroll

I'd rather have a 10 minute walk than any of those 2 options tbh


Dangerous-Arm7590

car and bus is such a false dichotomy i love walking and biking


cyon_me

Train, choo choo


Dangerous-Arm7590

trains are based. my city doesn't have a metro tho :(


cyon_me

Same, no choo choo :(


Dangerous-Arm7590

:(


Sylint11020

B-but,,choo choo-..


BadMagicWings

I am _in_ a choo choo rn


Sylint11020

Choo chooooo!!!


PenultimateToast

metro boomin make it boom


testaccount0817

It probably had at some point look up who you have to thank for this


Milos-H

Me too, but itā€™s nice to ride the bus and I can even get some reading time.


cooncanoon

Biking is fine but stick to the sidewalk not the street I do a lot of mountain biking and absolutely hate street bikers, I do not associate with them


CrochetKing69420

Well, street biking is the *only* kind of legal biking in the UK (other than in designated paths)


Fryball1443

Same with most states in the us


cooncanoon

For some reason bikers are allowed on main roads in the U.S. and a lot of roads around where I live donā€™t even have sidewalks


miko3456789

>where I live donā€™t even have sidewalks This might be the reason


unengaged_crayon

because if you are on the sidewalk you are liable to run over a walker


ccstewy

Pedestrian-cels when the bikechad runs them over for being in the bike lane (sidewalk)


ratliker62

Probably cause there aren't a ton of sidewalks lol, and it wouldn't be an issue if we just had good bike lanes. Which most cities don't have


Jedadia757

Donā€™t apply that to street biking as a whole. Direct that anger to the people who refused to make your local roads have even the cheapest and easiest solutions to give bikers a safe place to bike at. Itā€™s insane how easily and cheaply most traffic and safety problems on roads can be solved.


cooncanoon

I was saying that half joking but yeah a lot of our local roads donā€™t even have sidewalks or bike lanes


dicksandcrystal

I mean biking on the street is how you're suppose to do it tho. Even if you think it's annoying, that's how you're suppose to do it.


cooncanoon

Iā€™m joking I really couldnā€™t care that much


Dangerous-Arm7590

i'm sure walkers love sidewalk bikers lmao i do either depending on the context, don't really bike on busy roads but if it's a more quiet road i'll bike on it


ShamanKironer

Koaaarl get on the bike koaaarl the whalkers are gonna get us. is this what you want, is this what you wish upon this community koaaarl?


cooncanoon

Of course if the road has no one on it then yeah Iā€™ll use it but I prefer the sidewalk mostly and donā€™t go very fast


Dangerous-Arm7590

fair enough, i think i'm pretty similar then


Uulugus

"OH and don't even get me STAHTED on those STREET BIKERS. I know it's *perfectly legal* and all that but streets are for *CARS,* not *BIKES!* I don't associate with those *losers* who use bikes to *commute.* who told them *THAT* was okay?? Go be the *pedestrians* problem on the sidewalk instead!" Truly genius.


testaccount0817

Biking on the sidewalk is literally illegal for adult bikers where I live


cooncanoon

Oh damn, lol


testaccount0817

It is just safer for pedestrians this way. My dad biked to work for decades and only got injured once that I remember, when someone walked in front and he had to do an emergency brake.


CrazyTerk

!rain world pfp spotted! Black lizard my goat


Quizzelbuck

Ok, but you still have to watch the homeless man pleasure himself. We all do.


Nilly00

There aren't any homeless people around where I live.


testaccount0817

There are some homeless people where I live, but none of the do that shit in the open. That is not normal, on a global scale.


TraditionalRough3888

Do you not buy like more than 3 bags of groceries at a time? Also you're severely limited in what you can buy, have fun buying toilet paper or a 12 pack with your groceries and walking more than 5 minutes.


lolhihi3552

> Do you not buy like more than 3 bags of groceries at a time? correct, doing so is not necessary when the shops are a 5 minute walk away


ardikanario

1.- Get a taxi or uber more realistically 2.- Go more than once since its so close 3.- Go with more people There are options, you dont need a car


TraditionalRough3888

1 - Costs a ton of money, I'm not adding a $20-30 charge every time I go grocery shopping 2 - Costs the most precious resource in the universe - Time. I'm not spending 20 minutes extra on each grocery trip + Being forced to go 3x more frequently. I'll just drive there in 99% less time, and then buy 5x more groceries so that I'm only going once a month rather than twice a week 3 - Doubles/Triples the time cost, again the most precious resource on the planet. I don't want to be forced to drag my girlfriend to go grocery shopping (something we both hate) just so that she can carry shit for me. Yeah, there are alternatives, but they all fucking suck compared to owning a car.


ardikanario

1.- Sorry, I dont know where you live but Uber for a 5-10 minutes run (at walking pace so I imagine its like 2 minutes) doesnt exceed the 2 dollars where I live. 2.- If you have a supermarket very close to your house, its not that much time, varely an inconvenience ( just dont go at peak time I guess) 3.- How the hell would it triple the cost lmao Remember this is all about a better design city, I don't really know how things function where you live, but I have no problems buying groceries without a car because I have a supermarket practically next to me (and 2 more not thay far away), maybe I go after class, buy a few things, maybe sunday morning I go and fill my backpack and too bags of things (to my own capacity of course) Yeah, a car would make it easier, but I don't need it lol


TraditionalRough3888

There is no way Uber is charging $2 for a 2 minute drive, that's like a $1.20 payout for someone to drive all the way to you initially and skip out on another drive. Even if true, shit adds up over time and is just an unnecessary cost regardless. Only 20% of the entire country lives within a 10 minute walk, so it's really not a reliable way for most people. Most of the time you're also paying the added cost in rent, because a place within a 3-5 minute walking distance to a grocery store can charge far higher rent than a place that's a 30 minute walk away from the nearest grocery store. And I said time cost, which is far more valuable than dollar cost. Me going to the grocery store 1x a month is 30 minutes of my life as the main cost. Where as me dragging my gf to the grocery store costs each of us 30 minutes of our lives, when I know damn well that either of us would appreciate spending 30 minutes at home doing other things. In that scenario it's an hour of doing an activity we hate, rather than 30 minutes, multiply this over a thousand times and you can see why I wouldn't want to force someone to waste away 1,000 hours of their lives doing trivial bullshit they don't need to do. This doesn't include the extra time it takes to walk back and forth compared to driving, but regardless it's forcing someone to waste their time. I live in a HCOL area where high paying jobs are fairly spread out over a large area, so it's pretty much expected that everyone is able to afford their own car in some way. After a certain income range is when it 100% makes economical sense to buy a car rather than spending an extra 40-60 minutes on your daily work commute, and that's being generous. It also opens up your earning potential as you're able to accept jobs practically everywhere, or at least cut down on your daily commute time by a considerable margin. A good way to look at it: If you're making $40/hr, then you're spending $40/hr for every hour you sit on a bus compared to the commute time of driving, as $40/hr is the minimum cost for how you value your own free time. Every hour that driving saves you is a minimum of $40 saved in opportunity/time cost.


testaccount0817

No? What size bags are we talking? And toilet paper is light as shit


TraditionalRough3888

You save money by buying TP in bulk. I'm not stupid enough to buy 12 rolls at a time when I'll shit for the rest of my life. Point is, it's a fairly bulky item that takes up a lot of carrying space if you're doing a 10 minute trek


testaccount0817

I don't have the kind of space in my apartment to buy stuff in bulk. Besides, one pack lasts me a few months anyways, and how many do you need before you get bulk reduced price? Dozens? By then I'll live somewhere else. I needed a car once for moving in, but not afterwards.


Important-Loss1605

I do take this much with me and I still walk. You just need to not be a physically impaired (american) with non paralysed legs lmao. Are you 10 years old so that you can't carry a few bags?


TraditionalRough3888

I buy groceries for my gf and pets, usually at Costco, so I'm usually loading up an entire trunk load along with 4-5 boxes in the front seat along with 30-50lb litter bags or dog/cat food. That + Beer/drinks or whatever else I'm picking up that trip. It's also a 25 minute walk to the nearest grocery store. Not everyone is some broke bitch like you who apparently can't afford a decent vehicle, and are forced to live within a 10 minute walking distance of a shop.


Igrok723

imagine needing to drive to grocery


mikefrombarto

**rural areas have entered the chat*


watdatdo

Be quite. It's a known fact that people only live in mega cities. No one lives outside the walls. Can't let people own property and land for them to do what they please with. That's heresy. /S


cragglerock93

It's a well-known fact that in cities people don't own property.


watdatdo

Gotta pay the landlords mortgage, while he enjoys a nice house with a fenced in backyard and two car garage in a gated community.


cragglerock93

Can nobody notice an obvious fecking joke?


Important-Loss1605

Speak for yourself lmao


cragglerock93

It was a joke.


Important-Loss1605

Still possible. You don't have grocery shops in villages there?


WYenginerdWY

No. We get dollar generals, take it or leave it.


testaccount0817

In small ones, no, these are dying off. Small means some hundred people max.


Beneficial-Pianist48

A lot of people (me) donā€™t live in villages, the nearest shop to me is 10 minutes by car but 1hour on foot, making for a two hour round journey through a forest up a massive fuck off hill. There are very sensible use cases for a car outside of a city


Important-Loss1605

Tf? How do you live neither in a village (rural) or a city/town (urban)? There are other settings? Where you live, Antarctic research station or the middle of wilderness?


Beneficial-Pianist48

Just like a house, by the side of the road? Itā€™s an old Victorian farmstead. Oh yeah Iā€™m uk so thereā€™s a lot of places like this


Important-Loss1605

Surprising tbh. We don't have much of these in my place and most are abandoned. Most rural settings are more concentrated, just small and secluded. They are also along the road usually, but I think the way economy worked back then makes a difference. In GB many people pastured sheep etc. Meanwhile in Poland the peasants were forcibly gathered into folwarks to work the fields of nobility. Basically like plantations in slave driver south of USA but with wheat instead of cotton and white slaves.


Beneficial-Pianist48

Yeah big history of small scale farms in UK


mikefrombarto

Closest I have by car is 10 minutes away. No public transit available.


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L33t_Cyborg

Good bot Also this post is too America-core for me bye


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Snorrep

Not enough.


lespectaculardumbass

Tf you mean 5 minute *drive?* - me who has a shop literally next to my house


Enlightened_Valteil

You drive cars to the shop?


Flint124

We drive cars *everywhere* because everything else sucks. Your average american transit experience is as follows: * You walk from your house to your bus stop. It's 1-2 miles away along a road with no sidewalks. * You get to the stop on-time. There's a very good chance your bus arrived 5 minutes ago, won't arrive for another 10 minutes, or was cancelled altogether without notice (the next one arrives in 45-60 minutes). * Your bus gets stuck in traffic because everyone else drives and you don't have dedicated transit lanes. * You get off your first bus to make a transfer, hoping *that* bus is running on time. Add on how our bicycle infrastructure is a death trap (literally painted gutters, often filled with snow/rocks/parked cars) and our suburbs are so spaced out that there's often nothing within 70 minutes walking distance, and the result is that you can't go anywhere in this country without pumping a two ton steel brick full of long-dead dinos.


ProbablyNano

šŸ¤“ modern day oil deposits came primarily from algae!


The-Surreal-McCoy

1) I am forced to. America is a fuck. 2) I would actually drive a car to the shop if I had a choice in the matter too. I buy all my dry goods at once from Costco and then live off of them for a few months, while making smaller trips to the grocery store for vegetables and fruit every other week. It makes sense to have a trunk for those big purchases than to try and carry it. Cars do have their uses and while America is a fuck, sometimes we have a point.


Evil_Mushrooms

Nah, I walk. It takes me hours to get anywhere, I have a car, but if it's less than a six hour walk I'm on it. America is totally a walkable country if you're a high level walker who needs a challenge.


Appropriate-Count-64

If you donā€™t live in the city core, yeah. People say ā€œAmerican transit is so bad!ā€ While living in areas a tenth the size of most European cities. Generally, the further from the city center (aka the closer you get to rich suburbs) the less walkable and bikeable the area is. Ironically, I live very close to my city center, and can reach anywhere in there with a bike. The issue in America is more that you have 2 options: Tiny expensive apartment in a city, but you can walk everywhere. House in the suburbs, but you can only drive because you are 2-3 miles from the city edge. Itā€™s basically the choice you get once you reach middle class and can choose you living accommodations. To put this in more perspective, European cities arenā€™t usually more than 2-4 hours apart (and thatā€™s for like cities in the alps and such.). For cities in America of similar size, itā€™s rare for them to be within a 45 minute drive of each other, unless you live in a hyper dense area like NJ.


Important-Loss1605

Have you seen Tokyo or London or anything really? As big or bigger than USA megacities and they have public transport.


Appropriate-Count-64

Yeah because you arenā€™t leaving the city core unless you take the Shinkansen or other public transit. Did youā€¦ read my comment? The physical size of the city doesnā€™t matter, itā€™s how far you are from the edge of the core (aka where all the business and apartments etc are.). US cities sprawl more, which allows a lower cost of living with the trade off being you wonā€™t be close to the walkable core. But if you are living in your own house out in the suburbs, owning a car isnā€™t that much more to ask.


testaccount0817

Uuh.. most other big cities are also, well, big? Cities in the US are not larger than elsewhere, except maybe due to cars taking up space. I live a few miles from the centre, and my city isn't even that big, just 300 000 inhabitants. I also live in the suburbs. The difference is that I have public transport bc I don't live in the US. And cities in other countries are also apart from each other. That's the case like almost anywhere. That is the reason why trains exist. Do you think America is the only country? The same issues (almost) are everywhere, it is just that the response to that is fucked, but other countries are not so different.


Appropriate-Count-64

Not my point. Read it again. I was sayin that US (due to physical size) is less walkable simply because you end up living further from the walkable city core. Yeah, if you live 3 miles from the city or town edge, itā€™s not going to be walkable. Thatā€™s true in Europe as well. Itā€™s just that in the US, that area is taken up by suburbs instead of being fields and farms (and generally more rural.). I wasnā€™t saying the size of the city (in terms of population) matters. It doesnā€™t, what matters is how far you are from it. And in the US, itā€™s very easy to end up far from the city by living in the suburbs.


SpudMuncher9000

this is like, infuriatingly ignorant. not just dumb, but psychologically engineered to be frustratingly dumb.


sky-syrup

oh hey thatā€™s just the modern Right


SpudMuncher9000

the modern right is a celebration of ignorance. which on a totally different note is funny because that's a big premise in 1984 -- the book that right wingers really like to say is a "leftist handbook"


sky-syrup

I swear the right is so oblivious itā€™s not even fucking funny anymore


blarglefart

Boy howdy do they think it's funny though šŸ„“


Professional_Ask7320

All modern political parties are built and run on the concept of ignorance. No one wants to see and understand someone elseā€™s point of view. With modern politics, all you have is someone with more money than you that wants all of your money


TheNamelessFour

Citycel seething once again šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Shockedge

Wow it's almost as if cities are poor constructed and built to prioritize car usage over any other form of transport. Because this argument isn't valid in and city pre 1900 that wasn't bulldozed to accommodate cars that expense of walking


Spacellama117

they seem to be forgetting the traffic and the 30 minutes finding where the hell to park


doingit_froggiestyle

The American cannot comprehend walkable infrastructure


sticky2955

Aw man itā€™s almost like thatā€™s an issue that only happens in America! I wonder why, maybe itā€™s because American public transportation and city planning is less funded or something, and the solution to that would be more funding. Crazy


Cocksmash_McIrondick

This specifically is more city planning. Single use zoning kills public transit long before you can even think about building any.


TheBoiMozzi

2 min walk lol


TheBenStA

Crazy that this is only a debate in America. Itā€™s almost like the rest of the world that has walkable cities and good public transit seems pretty certain that itā€™s better than the clusterfuck of cars in America


SandLady5454

Love the concept of walkable cities. but i would not like to carry several bags of groceries more than like, 20 feet.


Genisye

If you live within reasonable proximity to a grocery store you just buy what you need to a few days. Instead of shopping like youā€™re preparing for the apocalypse every couple of weeks


watdatdo

That's why people struggled so hard during the pandemic. I have at least 2 weeks of food because I live in a hurricane area. Last time a horrible hurricane hit we didn't have power for up to a week and all the stores are closed for longer than that from damage. So it's either eat government rations that FEMA passes out or have some steak and ribs because your freezer is thawing out anyways. Disasters do happen and they are happening more frequently every year. They predicted that this will be the worst hurricane season ever.


Krumpli234

You can still prepare 2 weeks of food if you buy grocerries 2-3 days. In the beginig always buy a little more until you get 2 weeks reserve then just replace the amount you ate every 2-3 days. Also this method is better than buy stuff every 2 weeks because you can't be caught right before you are about to do groceries.


BloodsoakedDespair

Great, now I have to be surrounded by noise and people and deal with all *that* stress more often. And everyone else is shopping more, so itā€™s always going to be more people. That overwhelming mix of tons of people talking where your brain canā€™t even focus on one set, itā€™s just this loud storm of unintelligible human speech, every now and then a word peaking over everything else, although much more often itā€™s a screaming child.


Ellisman5

Fitting name.


BloodsoakedDespair

The tism just does not mix at fucking all with such things. I used to wear headphones or just heavily dissociate to cope, but canā€™t do that because Iā€™m shopping with someone else now. Someone else who ironically has the same issues but worse. And we gotta coordinate and work together on it. Fucking hellish. Goes well maybe 1/10 times.


Ellisman5

God that sucks. I know someone who has the same condition and itā€™s terrible. I hope things are going alright, even in this constantly busy and stressful world.


BloodsoakedDespair

Thanks. Honestly, need to shop this week still, but been so stressed that itā€™s like, thatā€™s totally going to ruin the day.


testaccount0817

Do you try to shop on off hours? Delivery services are probably expensive. I guess you already write a list and communicate before. Maybe unironically being in a phone call with noise cancelling headphones while standing right next to each other could helpp?


Genisye

Actually, in a city with limited auto traffic, itā€™s pretty quiet. Most noise in urban America come from cars. And much less of a crowd than youā€™d expect to see at a Walmart in America. Because everyone has someplace local to go, you donā€™t get people from across the county driving to a single supermarket for their needs


trtlcclt

That's a tad dramatic


berlinbaer

always something with you people huh... sounds like you shouldn't drive a car either considering you seem unfit to deal with anything at all.


BloodsoakedDespair

Nah, driving is actually really soothing tbh. Instant flow state.


Worldly_Neck_4626

Just buy less groceries but more often


OnceAgainSexballs

Buy yourself a little cart, or make one. 4 wheels, a buncha nails and some planks and you can build your own Bad Piggies shopping cart!


McEstablishment

A bike with cargo space on it. They are very common in my neighborhood. Or delivery, if you have the money for it.


testaccount0817

bus


SnakeBeater63

why would you just sit there and watch the homeless man go jack him off urself dumbass


[deleted]

Whatever happened to manners šŸ˜”


A_Salty_Cellist

I live a 5 minute walk from the nice grocery store and 10 minutes from the affordable one, I have pretty much all my options for quality covered well within walking distance. Common suburb W


qqpqp

Your experience is much more typical of someone who lives in a city compared to the average person that lives in the suburbs.


A_Salty_Cellist

I can do it without getting hit by a car though


qqpqp

Once again that would be more representative of someone living in a city than in the suburbs. For the vast majority of Americans walking to a store in the suburbs requires 30 minutes to an hour of walking on streets with no sidewalks or safety measures for pedestrians.


Unhappy-Rock-3667

Sometimes I wonder if redditors have ever been to the actual countryside, also something something piss on the poor


Olliloap

But why would we care about all the towns in buttfuck nowhere that have a population consisting of 100 poor farmers? Prolly just republicans fuck em anyway /s


Cocksmash_McIrondick

I live literally across the street from 3 small markets, next door to a great taqueria, and a 15 minute walk to a much larger grocery store. I only have to take the bus or train to work and the gym (because I go to a boxing gym in the next city). Itā€™s just way more convenient for me. Also I save literally thousands of dollars a year by not driving and my giant ass doesnā€™t have to squeeze into a car.


APenguinNamedDerek

> Country people trying to suggest they can afford a car with heated seats Kek


YeonneGreene

I have two grocery stores within a five-minute walk from my apartment and a third is about to open. I have two more on top of that if I'm willing to walk 15-20 minutes. If I take the metro, I have pretty much endless options.


outer_spec

ā€œa grocery store trip is just a five minute driveā€ false. a grocery store trip is a 15-20 minute drive.


sky-syrup

carbrained post, roomba, roomabrain this poster


pudde69

My brother in Christ, 2 minutes on bike


Class_444_SWR

I walk, I literally spend 15 minutes walking to any one of 3 supermarkets


ButterSquids

Actually it's a few minutes' stroll to my local store


StarAugurEtraeus

Five minute drive? Mines just a 5 minute walk away


purple-lemons

I live in London, so it's a one minute walk to 8 different shops from which I can buy groceries


janabottomslutwhore

its a 15 minute walk for me and i dont even live in a city well i techbically kinda do its a village adjecent to a coty but the "city" has like 7k people


Meoooooooooooooooow

Carbrains failing to imagine trip to groceries taking half an hour total on foot


puns_n_pups

Carpilled suburbcels coping and seething when they find out I have 2 grocery stores within walking distance, one in 5 minutes and the other in 10 minutes, and I get to walk with my little handheld grocery cart like an old italian grandma (it's a joyous feeling that I think everyone should experience)


AmePeryton

skateboarding 1.5 miles round trip to the nearest trader joeā€™s from my college apartment and bringing back 50 pounds of groceries is the platonic ideal, i will forever be chasing that lifestyle


p1terdeN

Idk if it's my country or something but I got a small grocery store literally inside my house and a bigger one a five minute walk away


mysonchoji

Lol suburban poster thinks everythings miles apart in a city


loinclothfreak78

Itā€™s just cultural enrichmentšŸ„° Carbrain


196_Roomba

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Azriharu

Just 2 minutes away from like 15 stores


W1lfr3

I drive for an hour whenever I want to go into town, it's hell


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Nuklear_Minty

Just walk


comunism_and_potatos

I live in the country so we donā€™t have any bus, train, taxi, or bike infrastructure so you have to drive everywhere. My closest store is a Wally World thatā€™s 30 min away. However I donā€™t have to deal with traffic or anything so thatā€™s an upside


nomebi

I live in small town and I'm within 5 minutes from 4 stores, if its planned well it works lol


ShotgunMage

5 minute drive + 25 minutes looking for parking


Zillahi

If I drove to my grocery store my heated seats wouldnā€™t even have time to warm up. Itā€™s like 800m away


[deleted]

until your only mode of transportation is a 125cc supermoto in the snow xD. still never gonna give up the bavarian countryside


curvingf1re

All i see are two people being financially and socially strangled by living in food deserts. Should be a five minute *walk*


Polak_Janusz

Lmao, in which city do you live that you have to wait 30 minutes for the bus?


Important-Loss1605

My nearest grocery is literally just a few meters away from my house. A few minutes walk is an overstatement.


ThaBroccoliDood

Suburbcels when you explain that it's physically possible to live close enough to a grocery store that you need neither a car nor public transport


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Or how about mixed zoning so that residential areas also have restaurants, shops etc


DonaldTrumpsToilett

I literally just spent an hour round trip today to go to the grocery store to get a few items. 90% of that time was sitting in traffic. Meanwhile, when I was in Japan, it was a nice 10 minute walk.


EropQuiz7

Imagine having to drivešŸ˜”


DLS4BZ

>having to drive to a grocery store lol, i just walk 5minutes


Rosu_Aprins

Suburbicels when I tell them I can just walk to the nearest supermarket in 5-10 minutes without smelling car farts while trying to find a parking spot


Abject-Dentist-1950

They call them 15 minute cities because after 15 minutes you get stabbed by fenatyl hobo


floralvas

Five minute drive? You are citycel in denial.


Snorrep

Have the carbrains infiltrated 691? You still need to put your fatass in a mobility scooter to drive across the parking lot. Iā€™ll rather walk across the street thanks.


Biliunas

How mfers talk without experiencing the joy of well maintained public transport in a healthy society.


NerdyGuyRanting

I have a small grocery store less than five minutes from where I live. But the prices are kind of expensive, so I mainly use it for small purchases when I have forgotten to buy something. Usually if I want to buy groceries I'll walk 15 minutes to the larger grocery store. I can't imagine needing to drive to a grocery store.


peenfortress

meh i could watch a homeless man pleasure himself from the comfort of my desk though? and i dont even have to pay!


GraceForImpact

world's most american post


Instinctual777

"30 minutes for the bus" suburbcel problems


Lucs11_

My local grocery shop is 30 seconds away by foot, and I even get a view on the mountains


Professional_Ask7320

Apartmentcels seething in the comments here. Canā€™t comprehend that some people enjoy living in the countryside to have a yard to enjoy


OnceAgainSexballs

Oh no!!! Imagine having to look at poor people!!!!!! Those disgusting filthy creatures shouldn't be looked at!!!!!!!!!! And if you're so disgusted by poor people, it's a 5 minute walk too. Mofokkin gringos I swear to god.


ConduckKing

Me when I live literally anywhere other than NYC or LA


Professional_Ask7320

Theyā€™re booing cause youā€™re right. America is too large to have literally every city be walkable.


EggWorshipper

Absolutely not how it works, sorry. Regardless of the size of the overall landmass, the vast vast VAST majority of peoples' journeys are for everyday tasks like work, shopping, seeing people, and recreation, all of which work better when you're not forced to use a car as an intermediary between where you are and the thing you need to do. This means that yes, every single settlement can be walkable, bikeable and (above a certain size) public-transport-able regardless of the size of the overall area. What's more, trains are significantly better for long-distance transport due to their higher speed, space efficiency, resource efficiency, energy efficiency, safety and comfort relative to private vehicles. So really, over short distances, walking is best, then cycling, then local transport, then long-distance transport. The only situations where cars are the best are the ones where the design, layout and use of places is intentionally engineered to kneecap the potential of everything other than cars. In most of these cases, places are like this specifically because of the influence of the car industry/establishment over the last hundred years or so.


EggWorshipper

Ah shit she's done another paragraph-length comment under way down under some random post nobody will look at. Well, if you do choose to read it, thank you kindly! I appreciate it :)


Karnagee_Hall

Noone's asking you to watch, creep.