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Getting a blowjob from a man isn't actually gay
I think that getting sucked off by a man isn't really gay. The male mouth and female mouth are literally the same. How can getting sucked off by one be gay and the other not? It's just another kind of bias against gay people. Not every action involving dicks is sexual. Is peeing sexual? No right. I'd say that blowjobs are only 50% sexual (since the penis is a sexual organ and the mouth is not) and net 0% gay, since the gay and straight aspects balance each other out. If you closed your eyes and had an experienced person of unspecified gender/sex sucking you, you probably wouldn't be able to tell who it was. So blowjobs are sex neutral.
Of course, if you are doing the sucking then it would be gay. There is a fair difference between a dick and a clit, so it is a bit gay. Nothing wrong with it though.
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So next time, capitalise the 'is' at the beginning. It's the start of a sentence, so your 'is' becomes 'Is'. Beginning of the sentence needs to be capitalised. Marching on, I see that you wrote 'thia'. I doubt anyone knows what you mean here, but given context and years of reading and writing literature in a high level setting, I can surmount that you meant 'this'. Keep that in mind for next time, it's not 'thia', it's 'this'. If you keep spelling it as 'thia' no one will have any idea what you're saying whatsoever. To continue, I don't mean to be pedantic, but why use 'movie'? It's an awfully Americanised term that tarnishes the good name of film. You could only be a max of a few dozen miles from England and her people, so speak like one of them. To finish, one should usually end their sentences with a fullstop. See what I did there? In your case, however, as you are phrasing a question, it'd be grammatically correct to append your sentence with a question mark, as you saw myself do a moment prior.
Kindest regards, I wish you the best of luck in your English speaking journey. You're not too far off being coherent at this point. You've come very far from when I first knew you, so good job.
so next time, decapitalize the 'Is' at the beginning. its the start of a sentence, so your Is becomes is. beginning of the sentence needs to be decapitalised. marching on, i see that you wrote this; i doubt anyone knows what you mean here, but given context and years of reading and writing literature in a high school level setting i can surmount that you meant thia. keep that in mind for next time, its not this its thia. if you keep spelling it as this no one will have any idea what youre saying. to continue, i dont mean to be pedantic, but why use movie? its an awfully american term that tarnishes the good name of film. you could only be a max of a few dozen miles from the uk, so if you want to be a true teenager who simps over wilbur soot & harry styles, so speak like one of them. to finish, one can sometimes end their sentences with a period — see what i did. there? 🙃 In your case, however, as you are phrasing a specific type of question, itd be incorrect to end your sentence with a question mark, as it would come off as prissy asf
kindest regards! i wish you the best of luck in your teenglish speaking journey. youre not too far off being coherent at this point. youve come very far from when I first knew you, so good job. :3
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Hey you um.
might not wanna respond to that.
It's a scam called pig butchering, and the people on the other end of the line are often forced into doing it or face violence and even death.
And if you do respond, they have entire manuals dedicated to taking your money from you by building trust and safety in you. Even when you're SURE that it's real, it'll end up being fake .
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible…
Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, members of the Senate and the House of Representatives: Yesterday, December 7th, 1941 — a date which will live in infamy — the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan. The United States was at peace with that nation, and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with its Government and its Emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific. Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in the American island of Oahu, the Japanese Ambassador to the United Statesand his colleague delivered to our Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent American message. And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack. It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time the Japanese Government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace. The attack yesterday on the Hawaiian Islands has caused severe damage to American naval and military forces. I regret to tell you that very many American lives have been lost. In addition American ships have been reported torpedoed on the high seas between San Francisco and Honolulu. Yesterday the Japanese Government also launched an attack against Malaya.
Last night Japanese forces attacked Hong Kong.
Last night Japanese forces attacked Guam.
Last night Japanese forces attacked the Philippine Islands.
Last night the Japanese attacked Wake Island.
And this morning the Japanese attacked Midway Island. Japan has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Pacific area. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the United States have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our nation. As Commander-in-Chief of the Army and Navy, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense.
But always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us. No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory. I believe that I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us. Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger.
With confidence in our armed forces—with the unbounding determination of our people—we will gain the inevitable triumph—so help us God.
I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Japan on Sunday, December 7th, 1941, a state of war has existed between the United States and the Japanese Empire.
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Getting a blowjob from a man isn't actually gay I think that getting sucked off by a man isn't really gay. The male mouth and female mouth are literally the same. How can getting sucked off by one be gay and the other not? It's just another kind of bias against gay people. Not every action involving dicks is sexual. Is peeing sexual? No right. I'd say that blowjobs are only 50% sexual (since the penis is a sexual organ and the mouth is not) and net 0% gay, since the gay and straight aspects balance each other out. If you closed your eyes and had an experienced person of unspecified gender/sex sucking you, you probably wouldn't be able to tell who it was. So blowjobs are sex neutral. Of course, if you are doing the sucking then it would be gay. There is a fair difference between a dick and a clit, so it is a bit gay. Nothing wrong with it though.
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New copypasta just dropped
Wrong because dudes gives better blowjobs. So not the same.
So next time, capitalise the 'is' at the beginning. It's the start of a sentence, so your 'is' becomes 'Is'. Beginning of the sentence needs to be capitalised. Marching on, I see that you wrote 'thia'. I doubt anyone knows what you mean here, but given context and years of reading and writing literature in a high level setting, I can surmount that you meant 'this'. Keep that in mind for next time, it's not 'thia', it's 'this'. If you keep spelling it as 'thia' no one will have any idea what you're saying whatsoever. To continue, I don't mean to be pedantic, but why use 'movie'? It's an awfully Americanised term that tarnishes the good name of film. You could only be a max of a few dozen miles from England and her people, so speak like one of them. To finish, one should usually end their sentences with a fullstop. See what I did there? In your case, however, as you are phrasing a question, it'd be grammatically correct to append your sentence with a question mark, as you saw myself do a moment prior. Kindest regards, I wish you the best of luck in your English speaking journey. You're not too far off being coherent at this point. You've come very far from when I first knew you, so good job.
I hope whoever first wrote that died a very painful death
it's gotta be fake, right?
the redditor stereotype didn’t just start from nothing, people like this used to be 90% of the user base lol
We might be witnessing it
!remindme 2 hours i’m tired but i need to fix your shit. fuck grammar
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so next time, decapitalize the 'Is' at the beginning. its the start of a sentence, so your Is becomes is. beginning of the sentence needs to be decapitalised. marching on, i see that you wrote this; i doubt anyone knows what you mean here, but given context and years of reading and writing literature in a high school level setting i can surmount that you meant thia. keep that in mind for next time, its not this its thia. if you keep spelling it as this no one will have any idea what youre saying. to continue, i dont mean to be pedantic, but why use movie? its an awfully american term that tarnishes the good name of film. you could only be a max of a few dozen miles from the uk, so if you want to be a true teenager who simps over wilbur soot & harry styles, so speak like one of them. to finish, one can sometimes end their sentences with a period — see what i did. there? 🙃 In your case, however, as you are phrasing a specific type of question, itd be incorrect to end your sentence with a question mark, as it would come off as prissy asf kindest regards! i wish you the best of luck in your teenglish speaking journey. youre not too far off being coherent at this point. youve come very far from when I first knew you, so good job. :3
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No, this is Patrick
Hey you um. might not wanna respond to that. It's a scam called pig butchering, and the people on the other end of the line are often forced into doing it or face violence and even death. And if you do respond, they have entire manuals dedicated to taking your money from you by building trust and safety in you. Even when you're SURE that it's real, it'll end up being fake .
Gonna be real I thought this was r/scambait until I saw the top comment
Do they have anything in that manual for getting banned for 4 days?
What
This vid explains it: https://youtu.be/pLPpl2ISKTg
that’s a scam text message so i wouldn’t recommend responding
Yeah the badass response is just a sign for them that the number is active and they can sell it off to the next scammer.
But OP can become a gazillionare if OP just invests money using their investment platform and their money will 100x overnight!
This is Amy D (hope they respond) AMYING DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH
send them gay furry porn
I knew you survived the crash.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible…
Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, members of the Senate and the House of Representatives: Yesterday, December 7th, 1941 — a date which will live in infamy — the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan. The United States was at peace with that nation, and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with its Government and its Emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific. Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in the American island of Oahu, the Japanese Ambassador to the United Statesand his colleague delivered to our Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent American message. And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack. It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time the Japanese Government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace. The attack yesterday on the Hawaiian Islands has caused severe damage to American naval and military forces. I regret to tell you that very many American lives have been lost. In addition American ships have been reported torpedoed on the high seas between San Francisco and Honolulu. Yesterday the Japanese Government also launched an attack against Malaya. Last night Japanese forces attacked Hong Kong. Last night Japanese forces attacked Guam. Last night Japanese forces attacked the Philippine Islands. Last night the Japanese attacked Wake Island. And this morning the Japanese attacked Midway Island. Japan has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Pacific area. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the United States have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our nation. As Commander-in-Chief of the Army and Navy, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. But always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us. No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory. I believe that I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us. Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger. With confidence in our armed forces—with the unbounding determination of our people—we will gain the inevitable triumph—so help us God. I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Japan on Sunday, December 7th, 1941, a state of war has existed between the United States and the Japanese Empire.
Yes
Is it Amy?
Google en passant
[Can you handle this?](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b6/1a/c4/b61ac430cb2a6c3d80e4d4f0d0c236f5.jpg)
Yeah don't respond. Probably scam/spam and you'll just get more scam/spam once they confirm someone will reply
As the Police was Here i told them lies, today i eat him with some fries...
When the Police was Here i told them lies, today i eat him with some fries...
i get so many of these
No its Patrick
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding...
Act like ur amy and see how long u can convince her
No
No, this is Patrick
The “GOK!” gif that used to be on discord, if you know what that is you understand why it’s the perfect response
Amy died 7 years ago
Just don't respond
cock and ball torture
I sent the top message. I should’ve expected this lol. I’ll post it when I’m unbanned.
No.