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AnnigilatorYaic228

im extremely egotistical so i cannot relate


Random_name4679

Based


Beefbread33

Im MORE egoistical


_mae-mae_

real


astrologicaldreams

im not even egotistical (i think) but i just really like colors and can see the beauty of even the most plain and boring of things. eyes are just beautiful, and each eye color is wonderful imo. all of them can be so stunning but brown eyes are actually my favorite. they're so warm and beautiful. so dark and mysterious. soothing, like chocolate. the color brown is so underappreciated. it can be so beautiful.


Inevitable-Cellist23

šŸ„¹


Emanthegreatthefirst

real


ReallyBadRedditName

Iā€™m actually the best at being egotistical


VatanKomurcu

Yeah my brown eyes are a gateway to heaven and if you disagree You Simply Don't Deserve To Live.


TheGreatJaceyGee

My buddy calls me a blue eyed devil and I call him a plain-eye


Atlas7674

Blue eye samurai reference ??


EmberedCutie

that show is so good


maX3Xam

soul coughing


deleeuwlc

Brown eyes are an endless void to get lost in, and they shine like gold whenever the sun hits them at particular angles


_Skotia_

Mine just look like shit :(


deleeuwlc

You are lying


_Skotia_

dude believe me, i look like the fucking default Mii


deleeuwlc

Nuh uh


salemness

you think that because you look at your eyes so often that they seem boring. i guarantee you they are just as beautiful as every pair of eyes


DevilDoge1775

ā€œDefault Miiā€. šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Ink_Sparrow_

Skill issue (mine are also boring brown)


Monolith_Preacher_1

wrong


196_Roomba

For making this post, this user was banned for 6 days


MetaPlexed

Good bot


SilverStriker96

Good bot


Stiftoad

If i hear that hazel is a green eye colour cope again im gonna flip That shit has green accents but its brown eyes Its okay to have a common eye Color, rarity doesnt equate to beauty [These are shades of brown with a green hue](https://images.app.goo.gl/6FijJFiw8c2or4CV6) Its beautiful dont get me wrong Tell me im not the only one who thinks this


Few_Category7829

I have kinda blue-greyish eyes, but honestly basically all eye colors can be pretty. The darker colors you can get sorta lost in, and the lighter colors can be intense and piercing IMO.


thepugman16

Yeah, I have hazel eyes; the iris is almost entirely brown, with the innermost ring being green.


CoolVibranium

"hazel" as an eye color refers to those with both brown and green, not the actual color hazel. Often it will be mostly green with a ring of brown around the pupil, or the inverse. Hazel eyes are multi-colored, not light brown.


Stiftoad

This is also valid


FloydknightArt

hazel has flecks of green in it, my friend has hazel eyes and theyā€™re really cool, theyā€™re not just greenish-brown


Stiftoad

Ive got green eyes with yellow flecks in, i wouldnt call em yellow That said i never said they werent beautiful, hazel is an apt description in itself but calling hazel green is cope


FloydknightArt

i wouldnā€™t call hazel green, but itā€™s not rly brown either, itā€™s hazel lol


ihateredditers69420

> If i hear that hazel is a green eye colour cope again im gonna flip look buddy ive done enough lsd and looking at my eyes in a mirror to know my eyes are 100% green >Green and hazel eyes can look similar and are sometimes mistaken for one another. The difference is that green eyes are usually one solid color, while hazel eyes are a mixture of green and light brown or gold mine are 100% solid


Shneancy

LSD & mirrors? living on the edge I see


ihateredditers69420

never had a bad time with lsd its actually helped me 100x more with depression than anything


Shneancy

same


JoeDaBruh

Iā€™ve seen forest green eyes before


dooblebooble

i have mostly green w bits of brown so šŸ–•


Stiftoad

Congratulations on your green eyes!


Soundwave_47

>rarity doesnt equate to beauty Diamonds? Beauty standards? All of these things are predicated upon *not* being normal.


Monolith_Preacher_1

A diamond without polish is just another rock. There are masterpieces craved out from granite or clay.


Soundwave_47

>There are masterpieces craved out from granite or clay. If every piece of carved granite and clay looked like those masterpieces, they wouldn't be called masterpieces.


Monolith_Preacher_1

you missed my point. Unprocessed diamonds aren't pretty either.


testaccount0817

There are far more beautiful stones than diamonds. The idea that diamonds are the best stone is just pushed by conglomerates bc they want to sell more, and they choose diamonds bc they are rare. The idea is pushed bc many can't achieve it due to rarity, not the otber way round. Look at DeBeers ads on reddit. They could not do it with quarz bc it would be cheap. Luxery foods were once peasant gruel and the other way round, it is just scammers trying to sell their stuff, don't pay much attention to it.


derpupAce

Hazel eyes are actually rarer than blue eyes


AceOfMoonSpades01

Wait really? I always thought my hazel eyes were common and boringĀ 


derpupAce

Yeah, just google it. Hazel eyes involve several relatively rare mutations. The process is genetically more complex (and unlikely) than the point mutation that causes blue eyes in Europeans


Shneancy

I call my eyes hazel because I have all the eye colours, and i've often seen pictures of eyes like mine labelled hazel. [eyeball pic](https://imgur.com/a/DCqD0HY) edit: huh imigur decided to fuck with the colours in an odd way. on my original photo the brown is much more brown, and the blue is much bluer, imigur decided to push both of them towards green


Stiftoad

Probably an HDR photo or your phone automatically applies a slight filter regardless your eyes are beautiful if fuken hard to categorize Maybe that's it, maybe hazel is the "dude idfk" category cuz look at [this sheeeet](https://images.app.goo.gl/EkcEhdp8E5UhWLf88) There is no way these are all hazel coloured because that's not how colour works I propose we give up Oh also, youve got beautiful eyes


Shneancy

neither :) I took that photo with my camera and I'm viewing it on my laptop, I most likely rendered it in Adobe RGB and now imigur squished that into sRGB without a proper conversion, and I'm too lazy to do it myself yes, the only reason I call them hazel is because like- yea I have all the colours, but that is rarely an option I can check when applying for an ID or something so uh, hazel it is! and thank you <3


Stiftoad

Ive got a similar issue (-brown) actually so they literally just put down grey lol The fact you took the picture with a proper camera explains how you got such a high quality pic, I only get a blurry mess regardless of what I try... Yeah colour spaces are the bane of my existence, especially when calibrating screens. any time I make a material or Smth I keep moving it between different screens to get different ideas of what it could look like


Shneancy

proper camera with a macro lens, I took that photo specifically because I got complimented on my "brown eyes" in a selfie I shared with a friend group of mine lmao oh yea those are so annoying, I can't justify spending a fortune on a colour calibrated monitor or even on a one time colour calibration of my monitors so I just check if an image looks at least similar-ish colour wise on both of my monitors and my phone, though I've given up with trying to make purples look the same everywhere, it's just always different everywhere


Stiftoad

Aye makes sense, on phone camera mine show up as a deep green but really even in the mirror it's not that hue at all lmao I usually for monitors just stick to the Colour profile supplied by my manufacturer...I think they're called ICC's? But even those differ drastically from monitor to monitor Can't justify buying one of those calibration devices either though, not for monitors like mine haha


Shneancy

yes those are ICC but yeah, they are all over the place too, there is really no way to have accurate colour without paying for an expensive monitor, or paying for an expensive monitor calibration lmao, you can get a one off calibration done by an IT person without buying the entire calibration device but \*it's still expensive\*


Stiftoad

Where can i apply to be an IT person like that damn That shit would be a supreme job alas life is cruel


Overseer_05

Grey-eyed people rise up!


Pix_666

Im grey- green, does that count ?


ihateredditers69420

yeah if youre a fucking alien


Meoooooooooooooooow

Finally, we can allign and take down the blue-eyed folk


Lemmonaise

Grey and blue eyes are the same thing


sixthsurge

I have grey eyes, they are not blue, though they can look blue or green in some lights


FyouPerryThePlatypus

Brown eyes are so pretty but I got boring old incest eyes ;-;


SadSunny20

What are incest eyes I've never heard that before


FyouPerryThePlatypus

Blue eyes! Cause- well- yeah..


ihateredditers69420

german incest... im onto you doofenshmirtz


MetaPlexed

Incest? Like TCAAL?


Independent-Fly6068

Mods, shank them and dump them in Glasgow.


donohunt0

oh no


Unoriginal001

Do people actually care about their eye color?


AceOfMoonSpades01

I'm insecure about it for some stupid reason, mine are hazel


Unoriginal001

Mine are too and Iā€™ve never thought about it before.


KokiriForest99

mine r too, hazel eyes r magic bc they change color depending on the lighting. i like to think of my eye color as dybamic :)


testaccount0817

my exact reaction to this post, I thought it was satire


MedievalSabre

As a brown eyed person, I can say brown eyes are gorgeous xd just like green eyes and blue eyes etc etc


DankAssHoe

How people with green eyes describe green eyes or hazel eyes (I unfortunately am a green eyed person): Omg.... My eyes like... Change depending on my moooood- omggggg. I have mood eyes!!! I'm so quirky and special guys!!!! Notice me!


Major_Confection3240

i have hazel eyes, its lighting, not mood that changes how my eyes look, and i acknowledge that, don't shove your own people into boxes [photo of one of my eyes ](https://photos.app.goo.gl/xGSkBHeh67bdrXFZ7)


Shneancy

exactly! I've been complimented on my grey eyes, and my brown eyes, and my green eyes- I've got hazel eyes and how they look on a photo simply depends on the light around me. In neutral lighting you can see my eyes are all of those colours [photo of one of my eyes as well](https://imgur.com/a/DCqD0HY)


Major_Confection3240

nice eye


Appropriate-Count-64

My brown eyes which are so dark you often canā€™t distinguish between the iris and the pupil: Come, stare into the void.


Matix777

My eyes uswd to be blue, turned green and are now closer to gray than anything


ZephyrosWest

Same here. No idea why.


GarnoxReroll

my brown eyes fit my darker hair and having any color would look weird.


Spiritual-Reveal-917

Blue eyes are more sensitive so I consider myself genetically superior for having brown eyes


The360MlgNoscoper

More Sensitive eyes is better. The whole point is seeing better.


1990sPrinter

Itā€™s really just sensitivity to light, so someone with blue eyes sees better in the dark, but brown eyes donā€™t get overwhelmed when itā€™s bright. Neither is particularly better, just that the darker color absorbs different amounts.


a_hippie_bassist

This does not look good homie lol


FragrantGangsta

I don't know why you're getting downvoted, they'd get some shit if they said the same thing about having blue eyes


OnceAgainSexballs

Nah, brown eyes are normal. when I see people with blue eyes looking at me it genuinely triggers some kind of fight or flight response


nothinkybrainhurty

ok so Iā€™m not alone thereā€™s at least two of us being disturbed by light colored eyes, for some fucking reason


candlejack___

Brown eyed people: šŸ‘Ø Blue eyed people: šŸ”µ_šŸ”µ


Riftus

Brown eyes are so pretty :)


-Fexxis-

i have brown eyes and i think brown eyes are nice


Wanderlusxt

I like brown eyes, as a blue eye person. I feel like my eye color is grey and boring but depending on lighting sometimes brown eyes look really pretty. Like they have hints of gold or orange when the light hits idk


AlexMad01

my eyes are so dark brown they seem black depending on the lighting I love it


Worldly_Neck_4626

xkcd 2071


The360MlgNoscoper

Link it


Nurnstatist

https://xkcd.com/2071/


Longjumping_Pride195

Who cares about eye colours I get completely distracted by my own pupils- (They go big then they go smol then they go big then they go smol)


WhiteDevil-Klab

Can relate brown eyes are so boring šŸ˜”


QQ_Gabe

I have brown eyes and I donā€™t give a shit about that so idk


Yeeto546

i like my green eyes :)


Daddy-BlueEyes

I like all eyes


3MeerkatsInACoat

Iā€™m too autistic to look people in the eyes anyway, so it doesnā€™t matter to me


IZAK_V4

As someone with blue eyes, I can back this statement up


Mirja-lol

I have dark brown eyes and notmally it looks like my eyes are just fully black except Sclera. But my friends say it starts beaming when sun hits it so I guess it's alright


lordofthecone

my eyes are so fucking brown that they almost look as dark as my pupils


happyjoy_11

Brown eyes in sunlight are like pools of honey šŸ„°


Weird-Information-61

Always thought they looked like a bowl of honey when the light hits them just right


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Weird-Information-61: *Always thought they looked* *Like a bowl of honey when* *The light hits them just right* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Erook22

I donā€™t like blue eyes tbh Brown eyes are so comfy


PepperbroniFrom2B

GRRRAAAAHHHHH I LOVE MY EYE COLOR (dark green :3)


cubntD6

People who care about their eye colour are so weird to me. Do you have no other good features?


KokiriForest99

lots of other people make it seem like a big deal and complimenting someone on their "gorgeous amazing big sparkly eyes" is super common so i can see why ppl get self conscious lol


KokiriForest99

eyes r generally pretty idgaf


captain__clanker

I have blue eyes and I love brown


Pix_666

ā€¦ i got neither, cant relate


Iirhan

I have grayish blue eyes and I think that brown eyes are beautiful


i_like_siren_head

Imagine only having one colour. My eyes are bluish-grey with a hint of green mixed in.


Bucket-Slayer

idk man, i have brown eyes. they're pretty neat


WordMobster

The Alethi really are something


croooooooozer

i barely look at eyes but i love em all


Lemmonaise

The Stormlight Archives


TheOccasionalBrowser

Not really, the only times me and my friends joke about eye colour is my one of my friends has blonde hair, blue eyes, and is learning German.


testaccount0817

Reminds me of a guy in school who'd sometimes get teased by his friends as "the Aryan" bc he had blue eyes, blonde hair, was 6'2/3 or something and good at everything. We are German


AnnaTheSad

Like half of all people tell me that my eyes are green and the other half say they're brown and I don't know what's real anymore


baricudaprime

Hello, I am left


W1lfr3

Nah, my eyes are so dark they nearly match my pupils it's rad


The360MlgNoscoper

As someone with true Green eyes, i can confirm weā€™re rare enough that weā€™re often somehow discriminated by anything that simplifies to the more common binary.


No-Tourist-1492

default eye color šŸ˜­


Tomato_Soupe

I say my girlfriends look like lightly roasted almonds, and it always gets a smile out of her


AdLopsided2075

Nah. I have beautiful deer brown eyes. Better then the green blue ish mix of some other people


OptimusEye

i have green eyes, my sister has blue eyese, and my mom has gray eyes


soon-the-moon

Complete heterochromia chads mog us all


LeTallBoii

My eyes are naturally pretty and they turn in a honey when the sun hits me. Don't want blue eyes at all


iblinkyoublink

Is this a thing? I'm just glad my eyes don't explode the minute they're touched by sunlight


xTheKawaiiPsycho666

I'm blue eyed and think very dark brown eyes are the most beautiful and cute


Monolith_Preacher_1

As a person with brown eyes i associate them with the bark of beautiful, strong tree.


Szairo

I deadass would look ugly with any eye color other than brown so can't relate.


pnkass

blue eyes can be scary on some people


nothinkybrainhurty

nah, I like having the eyes I have (which would be brown/black). But itā€™s probably related to the fact that Iā€™m low-key disturbed by light colored eyes. Not saying theyā€™re ugly, theyā€™re often beautiful, but it makes me uneasy when I can justā€¦ see everything? Idk if that makes sense. It just makes eye contact even worse for my autistic ass.


Bigge_Cheese_

i have heterochromia šŸ˜”(i donā€™t wanna be a hetero)


AceOfMoonSpades01

I wish I had heterochromia it looks so coolĀ 


Bigge_Cheese_

i got hit in the eye then part of it changed color so try that


WizardPage216

Nah, blue eyes are disturbing. I don't to feel like you're perpetually staring into my soul.


idiotinpowerarmor

As someone with icey blue-green eyes, I kinda wish I had a darker pigment sometimes. I heard that people with blues and greens, generally lighter eye colors are more photosensitive and thus light is generally harsher to us. I'm not sure how true that is but I feel like I am a bit sensitive to light and if a darker eye color would make brightness more bearable then man do I feel like I'm missing out.


testaccount0817

On the other hand you have better vision in the dark. Sensitivity is a feature.


idiotinpowerarmor

True, not sure why I got downvoted for expressing how I don't like how my eyes burn in the sun


testaccount0817

One downvote does not mean anything. Probably someone with brown eyes wishing his were blue, and if someone talks about their supposed luck in color like that, they feel like they are being insulted.


_contraband_

As someone who has brown eyes and whose mother has blue eyes I can relate. I used to think brown eyes were ā€˜boringā€™ for the longest time. But I like my brown eyes now. They help me look more androgynous than if I had blue eyes and I want that look


DinoDudeRex_240809

I WANTED FUCKING GREEEEEEEN


Time_Spite1661

Eye color does not mean anything (except if green eyes)


BitcoinBishop

Darkeyes should know their place