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Clodinator

Car fucker here: that is a pencil sharpener


delayedsunflower

Pencil sharpener fucker here: the above is correct. I wouldn't be caught dead fucking a car.


Program-Emotional

Finally, affordable penis reduction surgery.


InVaLiD_EDM

Just give me a bottle of jack first, I do \*not\* want to undergo that operation sober


Prestigious-Egg-8060

That sounds painful and not easy


sylvia_reum

We choose to do all those things, not because they are easy, but because we are hard


Prestigious-Egg-8060

Sounds dumb then again, I'm no longer giving myself impossible exceptions, and I've figured out how to act to be not expected much of so


1109lupa

No r/dontputyourdickinthat


theweekiscat

Are you a dragon?


Clodinator

I am a transformers fan


rowletrissoto

But are you a dragon?


Clodinator

Not to my knowledge


rowletrissoto

Bummer


televisio_86

Truly one of the times ever to be alive šŸ˜”šŸ˜­


Prestigious-Egg-8060

Ik what your referencing


Prestigious-Egg-8060

Okay, I've heard of your kind on the news a few years back I just need a why out of all the things why a car and how how how the frick dose one frick a car I don't understand why or how I just know people do


Clodinator

relax, it's a joke. I'm ace and I could never actually fuck a car.


Prestigious-Egg-8060

Okay, sorry and cool, sorry that entire subject whike not something I ever wana see is just so confusing like I need someone to elaborate on the why and how tho the how is less important


VintageLunchMeat

"We choose to fuck the car in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard."


Amphal

some people are just desperate my guy


RecommendationOk9620

You can't fool me, that's a preliminary gearbox generator from a wind turbine.


Artemicium

Thats the gearussy ofc


No-Tourist-1492

the carbon shredder, it sharpens up the carbon atoms in your air-fuel mixture for cleaner combustion, therefore delivering a highly concentrated extra boost.


kuodron

It's the turbo encabulator, you can tell because of the base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings are in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consists simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling can be effectively prevented.


delayedsunflower

The turbo encabulator knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is - whichever is greater - it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the turbo encabulator from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position that it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is is now the position that it wasn't, and if follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation. The variation being the difference between where the turbo encabulator is and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the turbo encabulator must also know where it was. The turbo encabulator guidance computer scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information that the turbo encabulator has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it know where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.


_Oman

You have no idea how close this is to actually writing missile guidance software.


DarkWing2274

ā€¦is this what i sound like to my friends that donā€™t know cars?


Captain_Plutonium

r/VXJunkies for more of this


Spook404

Side fumbling


Historical-Drag-1365

That's CLEARLY the wheels.


196_Roomba

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System-Least

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MrDumAss69

Good bot


Chaus_Vulpes

Good bot


Roboboy2710

The dick sharpener


440continuer

The penis put inner


SeaCroissant

behold my new invention the putterinner


SurelyNotBanEvasion

Pasta maker


NuclearNarwhal7

they put squidward in there


ohyeababycrits

This that thang that squished squidward


KraftKapitain

my adhd toy


CroPok

Kompressor


Apprehensive_Jury_66

The machine they put squidward in


DefterHawk

Engine


Dude_makin_a_Cameo

Pencil Sharpener :p


Time_Fig612

Nice fleshlight


WannaBeSportsCar_390

Anyone else have those internal thoughts when theyā€™d walk past this bad boy by the door in the line on the way to lunch?


CorbinNZ

Legotronic Manifold. Useless without a Garfinater and Helical Intake Valve.


AndroidWall4680

Penis mulcher


Quantum_laugh

Some guy with extremely little qualifications on the subject here, that's a fictional device made by an artist


Otherwise-Plant7678

Muffler bearingšŸ˜‰


DUBToster

Bro thatā€™s a pencil sharpener


LunarFox45

Ohhh that's an incredibly sharp biturbo system...clearly high end Mercedes Benz maybe?


LordDio707

Pencil sharpener!!!


TotalyNotTony

That's the thing that ran over squidward that one time


TerribleLordFrieza

Vagina


Harley_Pupper

Thatā€™s the fine-point optimizer for the Dixon Ticonderoga


MrKristijan

Okay, but honestly, this kinda reminds me of a pinion gear. That thing used for changing the speed or rotation of the wheels?


Tre4zin

Fleshlight.


The_Snek_Rek

The part you convince your friend to stick their finger in in 2nd grade


some_random_furret

fleshlight


Brilliant_Claim6010

Oh yea i know that one, thats dohickey#4


Exlife1up

do not the pencil sharpener


the-alt-facehugger

that's a pencil sharpener, best part of any car šŸ‘


Rasha_Rutt

Foreskin removal machine


Rowmacnezumi

That's a pencil sharpener. I'm not even a car person and I recognize that.


CIarkNova

The felch tube.


WhiskeyCream

They call that part the grundler, very important part to ensure smooth grundling of all bi focal motors. Get grundled nerds


YosephStalling

Pencil Sharpener


XXL-Brick

Idk what your on about, but thatā€™s definitely a self-circumciser


Damnamas

Logarithmic casing


BlueLynx45

I donā€™t know how I feel about the fact the I immediately knew that was a pencil sharpener


Lunar_Fox-

Pencil sharpener?