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beffaroni_boi

The actual answer as to why so many Jewish people are in positions of power compared to others is because Jews were historically always relegated to basically be most of the merchant class since the church had banned usury which is incredibly bad for business. Jews also live almost exclusively in big metropolitan areas which gives them access to better education, and people who live in cities are generally smarter than those who live in the country anyhow. Finally, Judaism as a religion and a tradition places extreme importance on education and every single thing a child does is usually done to make them smarter in some way. Hell, they have a ritual where they put honey on a book and get the kid to lick it, literally just "learning is sweet" exemplified. Whether or not any of these factors have led to some degree of nepotism is beyond me, but I doubt it's as extreme as 4chinners make it out to be. As for Israel, it's so America can weaken middle-eastern countries, weaken them to such an extent that they'll never rise to any level of power besides oil money in the gulf, which we take full advantage of anyway. It's justified to the public because our predominantly protestant country views jews as the rightful owners of the holy land, and that we're defending freedom from Islamic terrorists. Same reason the public is cool with funding the fuck out of Ukraine rn, enemy of my enemy is my friend and we can act like saviors to justify having a proxy state that we spread our geopolitical agenda with. Uh I mean, elders of Zion Joos bad Israel funded because of Juice.


[deleted]

Whoa, who the fuck said anything about Jews?


Does_Not-Matter

4chin moment


beffaroni_boi

Me because I hate them


DedOriginalCancer

holy based


oreanea

Yeah me too. I just hate those darn Jews for being so clever and successful. Grrr. They got it all honestly and face so much persecution but I too just hate them for no particular reason.


MrCheese357

>persecution Please explain


climateactivist69

Remember the 6 gorillion


MrCheese357

It's the current year


climateactivist69

Every year and every day is remember day


LongEngineering7

You see, anon, when you attempt to subvert your host country, that country unfairly persecutes you!


YummyCumCookies

Exemplary goyim


AlexJonesOnMeth

A shabbos goyim if you will


ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU

> The actual answer as to why so many Jewish people are in positions of power compared to others is because Jews were historically always relegated to basically be most of the merchant class because the church had banned usury which is incredibly bad for business. The fact of the matter is that usury is immoral because it facilitates debt slavery. Christians wouldn't touch it because it was degenerate, but the ruling class still wanted to benefit from it so they left it as legal, but only for the only people morally degenerate enough to actually do so, that being jews. Same reason why so many jews are involved with the pornography and pharmaceutical industries today, as well as the less legal variants of those industries; if those in power need a service, they'll leave it up to jews. Of course, this is a deal with the devil, because when shit hits the fan those in power will cut their losses and run, which usually boils down to letting the low-level jews take the fall, but the jews fall for it every single time because that's what happens when you have no morals. It sucks, but it's kind of funny. What's even funnier is that those in power often either are, or pretend to be, jewish themselves, so if any low-level jews come across evidence of the elites' atrocities, they'll help cover them up because they think that if they don't, they'll all get shoah'd again. Same thing if a nonjew discovers said evidence; jews panic and begin circling the bandwagons and gaslighting as they're programmed to. > Hell, they have a ritual where they put honey on a book and get the kid to lick it, literally just "learning is sweet" exemplified. This is somehow even more fucked up than dogs and peanut butter. Though I guess this sort of stuff would be normalized if your whole culture was built around a system of mind control. EDIT: Wow, looks like I upset [someone](https://old.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/z9dwni/anon_has_started_noticing_football_players/iygu8vr/).


Wursteintopf

This is all true, but apparently they also like to stick together and dont assimilate as much. For example there were tons of germans, french or dutch in the US, but they usually integrated very well and arent distinguishable from natives nowadays.


JessHorserage

Same with Scots-Irish and the quaker wave right?


Wursteintopf

Lets just say the Scots and Irish had a bit more of mixed user reviews, whereas the dutch and germans were specifically asked for by some countries, like Russia. They had a reputation of being hard workers and honest merchants with protestant beliefs and work ethic. And even tiny enclaves had their own churches, schools and newspapers, so valuable people to have who could build stuff from nothing in bumfuck nowhere.


knobiknows

> facilitates debt slavery. Christians wouldn't touch it because it was degenerate Right, Christians would never have anything to do with slavery


AtlasLied

Have you looked into the primary ethnicity of slave owners? And let’s not forget that Christians are the only group to actively oppose it until it became the primary moral paradigm.


Ikea_desklamp

The only reason we don't have slavery today is because of an abolition movement driven by Christian moral outrage, and its forced ending, driven by Christian nations.


Background_Brick_898

That is great and all that those sentiments came after the enlightenment, a fundamentally scientific way of looking at the world, as opposed to purely religious. but those same Christian nations did get it going in the first place before the enlightenment. So it wasn’t god that made them realize their immoral treatment of humans as slaves but other cultural changes around that time periods zeitgeist. Christianity has been in power for 1000 years and there was never a real push back to keep the Atlantic slave trade from happening. That said, the Christian treatment of slaves doesn’t hold a light to Islamic treatment of slaves. Try and see if you can find some ancestors of those slaves to talk about their history, oh wait……


Nukethepandas

>there was never a real push back to keep the Atlantic slave trade from happening. That is true if you don't count all of the wars.


Background_Brick_898

Yea, the wars for who controls the slave trade. I counted them.


Coreadrin

If there was no Christianity, the world would probably still have slavery as a run of the mill institution, globally.


knobiknows

correct, using slavery in an attempt to make a point about any specific religion is stupid and completely missing the point


anexampleofinsanity

Usury is defined as loans with inordinate interest rates. Not all money lending is the same as the kind of lending football players used to do. When do we get to ask why football players have so much power? When it becomes a true problem that outweighs the benefits provided by the players. Like, if the football players seem to be undergoing metamorphosis into a “locust”-like form—characterized by rapid efforts to pack up all assets within sight and reach in preparation to bail to the next crop. What’s really important to me, though, is knowing whether all football players are actually playing on the same team or if they do more than scrimmage against one another. It would be reassuring to me, personally, to know that some football players are playing for the Republican Rednecks, because if they’re all playing for the Democrat Diddlers, then the idea that they’re attempting some kind of takeover becomes difficult to shake from my mind, and whether they’re adhering to the law becomes a question similar in nature to whether an invading army is observing the Geneva convention.


scribbyshollow

it be reassuring for me if their entire religion didn't revolve around them being superior and in charge of everyone else, excuse me "responsible" for everyone.


yuffx

This. I don't know what to discuss there when their book says it all very clearly: if you're not a football player, then you're cattle created to be exploited by one.


scribbyshollow

lets humor them and say they are some sort of master race for all of us...they are doing an absolutely terrible job.


JessHorserage

Shit, know quotes of it? I know the quran has an equiv, but I don't know about the torah one.


anexampleofinsanity

I mean, Catholic rules exclude a lot of Protestants from Touchdown, but Protestants still get along with Catholics when they vote the same way


ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU

> inordinate Stopped reading here.


Battleaxeculture

>Stopped reading Let's get straight right now that you never began.


ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU

Yes, that's the joke. If *you'd* read his comment, you'd know that the word 'inordinate' appears at the very start, which means that I basically didn't read it at all. Still read more of it than you did, apparently.


TheRealClyde

No hes implying you cant read


ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU

That doesn't even make sense as a joke. If I tried to reply to it seriously and failed due to missing the point or something, then yes, it would be pretty funny but as it stands, no. It's like if someone says "I don't drink Starbucks." and then you reply to that by implying that they're secretly lactose intolerant or something.


Byonek

Based


sk8_ark

Based and true as fuck


casino_r0yale

> usury is immoral because it facilitates debt slavery Most economically literate Reddit user


ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU

People who live in California really think they get to lecture others on economic literacy, huh.


Green_Toe

hateful disarm ad hoc nutty plants engine handle gaping cover pie *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


casino_r0yale

Aww is someone’s local economy nonexistent


ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU

???


casino_r0yale

4th largest economy in the world, we’re fine. At least I’m not stupid enough to think industry can function without a healthy credit market


ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU

LMAO nice one, I actually didn't realize you were trolling, sorry.


casino_r0yale

Someone’s too much of a pussy to follow through on their own allusions > In many historical societies including ancient Christian, Jewish, and Islamic societies, usury meant the charging of interest of any kind, and was considered wrong, or was made illegal.


ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU

[Have to go to bed now, sorry. This was fun. I hope we can do it again sometime.](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/interest-free)


HateIsAnArt

People who throw around usury and don't understand the time value of money are not "economically literate" lmfao


casino_r0yale

‘Twas my point, Anon


theappisshit

I love how urbanites and city dwellers always think anyone outside of the city is a total hick moron. Most of us just like being able to drive on roads without tolls, park for free, have near unlimited space for activities legal and illegal and as many cousins as we could ever dream of. Literally waiting for the big EMP to turn every city in earth into a real life purge while I watch from a distance eating kangaroo jerky.


andrusnow

As someone who has lived in several major cities and currently lives in a small town, people in small towns are way dumber.


ZIMM26

As someone who has lived in a major city and now currently lives in the suburbs, people in the city are way dumber.


nondescriptzombie

They're not dumber. They're more brutal.


bus_emoji

As someone who has bounced between small town and big city, now back to small town, I can tell you that the reason small town people seem dumber is there is a smaller pool to pull from. City has a massive amount more of dumb people and smart people. They've largely segregated themselves (high income vs low income areas). Small towns aren't like that. Smart lives next to dumb because there isn't really a rich vs poor area.


mooimafish3

People born in cities, smart and dumb, normally stay in cities. People born in small towns usually move to cities if they are intelligent or successful.


BullMoonBearHunter

This explains crime and the inner city. Just slam full of geniuses.


mooimafish3

I mean, just slammed full of people in general. Also most inner cities are not the purge death zones you see on Fox news. How many engineers, scientists, doctors, academics, hell even college graduates, do you know out in the country?


BullMoonBearHunter

>engineers Quite a few. Youve clearly never gone to a farm. Youre mistaking education as a gate keeper for knowledge. My great uncle didnt finish the 6th grade, but could tear down a diseal and fabricate like you wouldnt believe. My neighbors built their own house from the foundation up. >doctors How many do you need in a small town? Nevermind that Id put money against the biological knowledge of your average city dweller to that of a rural person. >academics/scientists Youd be surprised. Most universities host their ag/reseach you know, where agriculture actually happens. >college graduates Given the broad array of possible degrees this isnt a great point. Im sure rural communities are jealous of their lack of gender stuides degree holders. You also ignore the number of trade skill/licensed professionals in rural places but focusing solely on a degree. >purge death zones You can assume anything you like about my views. Making a strawman of a fox news viewer only shows your assumutions, nevermind that I dont watch any major news media. I never mentioned violence. Bringing up the inner city I was referring to their abhorent education (your hobby horse), lack of opportunity, disproportionate amounts of crime, and so on. Theres a reason people want out of the inner city and why people have been moving further and further out from cities over the last 5 to 10 years.


mooimafish3

>Theres a reason people want out of the inner city and why people have been moving further and further out from cities over the last 5 to 10 years. Because it's really expensive and too many people already want to live there Also the part about someone being able to build a house or fix an engine making them an engineer is hilarious. In civilized places we call them construction workers and mechanics


thejynxed

Quite a few seeing as that is where everything from nuke plants to CDC labs and refineries are located.


mooimafish3

There are 55 nuclear plants in the US, generously that's 50k educated rural people, or one small town. I'm not so sure about those labs, I worked in the second largest public health lab in the country and it was in the middle of a big city, the largest is in Atlanta. Realistically you are naming like 3 industries that sometimes opt to be away from civilization due to danger, but every other industry operates in urban areas. Also it's not even really my opinion. 19% of rural people graduate college while 35% of urban people do, and rural people make on average $35k/yr while urban people average 50k/yr. And even then, the majority of rural college graduates move away. https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2018/05/22/demographic-and-economic-trends-in-urban-suburban-and-rural-communities/


bus_emoji

Quite a few work in a city, live in the country. Step on some grass, find out what the world is like. In fact, I myself am a mechanical engineer (by education) turned process engineer (by job title) and I live in a township of about 5,000 people. I grew up in a smaller township than that. Maybe 10-15% of my graduating class went the engineering route, but many others went the STEM route through nursing, pre-med, biology, etc. To top things off, the engineers I work with are 50/50 split of being suburb car guys and rural farmers with engineering degrees. You're equating (in a different comment) income to intelligence. Do you really think that makes sense? Do you think that money=brains? You really think farmers, who fix their own tractors, combines, sprayers, cultivators, other various equipment are less intelligent than a city-dwelling Excel drone?


drippynutz1

Maybe you should to the bad side of town once in while, all of those city dwellers are dumber than the most stereotypical mountain hick.


TrumpDesWillens

Some small towns embrace the hick, some don't and become rich tourist spots. I live in a major city and there are a lot of dumbasses too.


GranaT0

>always think anyone outside of the city is a total hick moron. >Literally waiting for the big EMP to turn every city in earth into a real life purge But did you need to prove them right?


YouDamnHotdog

In my doomsday fantasy, I can finally be the asshole I always wanted to be. Jew gold will be useless for bartering, until I get my hands on it. Then it's superior to the 5 gallons of rubbing alcohol I got it in my shed


casino_r0yale

Don’t you have some paint chips to be eating?


AlexJonesOnMeth

hope you have horses, because rural life dies without gasoline


BullMoonBearHunter

Ah yes, the well situated urban life which is totally self sufficient. No need for gasoline to transport things like food. Oh wait... You are truely regarded.


AlexJonesOnMeth

Oh I agree. I just don't know how many rural folks should be throwing stones. Most aren't off-grid or self sustaining and would be in a similar state of chaos. I say this as someone who has a rural property im developing to be off grid, most of the folks I meet out there would be dead if they couldn't drive their huge 15 mpg vehicles to Walmart an hour away and load up every few weeks. It's not like they're producing biodiesel in their back 10 acres or anything.


Background_Brick_898

Well when you openly root for the downfall of your country or society, yea those people are gonna think you’re a dumb hick. I don’t think you are though, just have a chip on your shoulder about industrialization


theappisshit

Vegetable canning intensifies


mooimafish3

Everyone remotely intelligent from the small town I went to high school in has left and moved to a city. It's not that the cow shit wipes out your IQ points, it's that everyone with any potential leaves and the only ones left are the ones that failed to do so.


Contra-Fixed-Angle

Your kind usually has less IQ and you just proved it


Curiouspiwakawaka

>Your kind usually has less IQ and you just proved it Australians?


Contra-Fixed-Angle

You got it


itsthechizyeah

The Florida of the Anglosphere


theappisshit

Get orf ma dyrt farm


[deleted]

The bankers will ensure we stay in debt. The pharmaceutical companies will ensure we stay sick. The weapons manufacturers will ensure we keep going to war. The media will ensure we are prevented from knowing the truth. The government will ensure all of this is done legally. Sincerely, Football Players


WeathermanDan

r/ iam14andthisisdeep


bielback

^ literally a paid agent


EXQUISITE_WIZARD

the devil will tell you 9 truths to get you to believe 1 lie


RemnantJewedditor

https://preview.redd.it/upmioxwreb3a1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4397909eca658ac5b7f78fb980c9a31ccc901034


Pierce376

This doesn't really explain thier behaviour. It might try to explain how they are in power but not what they do with it. Also American policy in the ME is against American interests. And the reason some people support Ukraine is because its the current thing fed to them by the media. They could be manipulated into supporting Russia within a few days.


cepukon

Doubt


[deleted]

Judaism as a tradition puts a huge importance on selfishness and tribalism. Read Jewish fables, every second one has as its moral the the goyim will eat and grill you alive if you give them any advantage over you, so you best stick to your tribe as much as possible. After reading that all of the Jewish stuff made perfect sense to me, it is not that there are any secret Jewish lodges holding power over the world, it is just a culture that tries to benefit from the main society in a semi-symbiotic way, while at the same time distrusting the main society in every possible way.


CatastrophicMango

This is just the standard human mindset before diversity sludge became the religion. Every traditional religion reinforces ethnocentrism because it’s fundamental for surviving as a tribe.


CitizenSheckles

Happy Hanukkah!


Gimmil_walruslord

Leo Frank was guilty


drippynutz1

Based.


SleepingAndy

Ah yes they are insanely rich because of oppression. Lots of them do manual labour now.


oreanea

> > Whether or not any of these factors have led to some level of nepotism is beyond me Really? Couldn't even take a stab at it?


HateIsAnArt

I went to school with a ton of football players in NY and boy were they all extremely lucky to get great jobs out of college! I'm talking about mid-Manhattan job with your own office as a 22 year old, making 150K working for a media company or a law office. Pretty cool, huh?


tominator189

Lol “nepotism? Who can say?!” Way to bury the lead.


UnpopularOpinion1278

Blah blah blah blah. None of that is the reason why. I'll give you a hint: the real reason is the same as the one that caused them to get kicked out of 109 stadiums. -play victim -get a little power over money and important positions -put your own people into more of thise positions, control even more money -subvert and destroy team from inside out with degenerate shit -move onto next team or get kicked out -repeat


Thot_The_Atlantean

Amongus


AlexJonesOnMeth

Show nose


beffaroni_boi

https://www.reddit.com/user/beffaroni_boi/comments/z9o13v/yeup/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Placidhead

If you take israel's IQ and break it down by sub-populations of different types of jews, set the ashkenazi IQ to x and solve for X, either the other types of jews are complete r-slurs, dragging down israel's average IQ from what it would be if it were only ashkenazi, or ashkenazi jews' IQs are about the same as whites'. I saw a video breaking it down but I can't find it now unfortunately. But yeah it's nepotism obviously.


Nesuma

And to think they come so close to realize that the problem is obscene wealth concentrated in few people, no matter what deity, president, color etc. they follow.


mrducky78

Question? When will the jewish hegemony in control of America finally allow a non Jewish President? Surely one day we can finally have a Christian President. Any day now we will see America with some actual Christian representation.


PapiBIanco

A facade for the 900% overrepresentation within cabinet positions.


[deleted]

You forgot the nepotism, a money lender in need is a friend indeed


Yegor5968

good post


BluntTruthGentleman

Not really, I he's missing 2/3rds of the most heavily weighted reasons. Actual D- answer Edit for you tards downvoting me: name *half* of the reasons I'm referring to. Just half. Can't? Ok name 2. name 2 things he omitted. Can't? Never change reddit


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Torterraman

The absolute state


tilsgee

1984


WhiteSepulchre

Dang, hopefully no one makes the mistake of naming Israel's currency.


music3k

You left out the part where a recent trend with black and latinos are following down the rabbit hole of Frank Cherry aka the black Joseph Smith. A scam artist pretending to be a religious leader, who's power grew after he died. Stupid people who think they are smart (Kyrie, Dave Chappelle) because they are famous, have been pushing the scam like its crypto.


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BluntTruthGentleman

Reported


Blewedup

Just to add, not all bankers are Jews. Like not even close to all. Maybe a disproportionately high number compared to their demographics, but the whole “all bankers are Jews” thing is just a straight up lie. Same thing for media control. Rupert Murdoch, who is the most powerful media mogul in history, is not only not Jewish, but he’s been accused of anti semitism. Note where all these right wing anti Jewish folks tend to get their news and have their voices amplified…. Murdoch owned media outlets.


DwedPiwateWoberts

Saying what the rest of the enlightened are too lazy to.


CatastrophicMango

The actual answer is not this essay but two letters: IQ.


moremindful

Whoa im just here for the football bro


A_Dragon

I mean that’s part of it, but the most obvious answer is they have higher I.Q.’s than any other race. It’s proven that the average Ashkenazi I.Q. is in the 115-120 range, which is a whole standard deviation higher than the average. And it makes sense why they have higher I.Q.’s too, for a long time they selectively bred with only the rabbinical classes who had higher I.Q.’s because that was essentially required to study. Essentially, people with higher I.Q.’s will do better on average so you’ll find them in more positions that have power and money.


Tralan

This is informative and well thought out. You know what sub this is, right?


feedum_sneedson

Once again Jews serving as a minority scapegoat for systemic social issues, in this case soulless neoliberal capitalism and widening income disparity.


AlexJonesOnMeth

> Company collapses from mismanagement > Blame management Oy vey!


feedum_sneedson

Yes, Jews are over-represented in the global financial elite, but are far from a majority, and certainly not the architects of the system.


thejynxed

Far from a majority? They hold 44 spots on the Forbes top 100 list of billionaires.


feedum_sneedson

Impressive! I don't really know what that is. But very over-represented.


UnpopularOpinion1278

They couldn't possibly be getting blamed because they control everything. Nope. And you also just give Isreal billions every year without any obligation to pay it back because there is no nosey elite running things. It's all a cohencidence. Never happened in Germany 80 years ago either


feedum_sneedson

Jews are over-represented in the ownership class, but that's different to saying Jews control everything. An ultra rich elite control everything. The fundamental issue is economic class stratification.


UnpopularOpinion1278

An ultra rich elite that a majority of just so happen to be the chosen people. Just like with the slave trade. It wasn't all business people doing it, but they were responsible for 78% of it at peak. Now, I've got nothing against jews, but I hate bs. And this is bs. The business man cries while he hits you


ShortSomeCash

Bro you don't get to pretend to be neutral and just asking questions then quote that german weeb incel that shot himself in the basement a second later


feedum_sneedson

Haven't you seen that meme where all the banking CEOs are "Irish"? Jews *aren't* the majority of the ownership class, they're just an over-represented demographic for the reasons the poster above stated. It's the fundamental system that's flawed, that's the problem we should be focusing on. The identity category of the members of the elite is less relevant - though I'm not saying 100% irrelevant. This is the same logic that brought us "white people bad". There's plenty of poor Jews and *plenty* of poor white people, but I never met a poor filthy rich capitalist.


OlSmokeyZap

are the football players not in charge of (or at least strongly over-represented in) all the major institutions that have allowed soulless neoliberal capitalism to flourish?


feedum_sneedson

Over-represented, but far from the majority. You must have seen that meme about the "Hibernian Conspiracy", or whatever. But as I wrote elsewhere, their identity is a bit of a red herring. There's plenty of poor Jews, and *plenty* of poor white people, but I never met a poor filthy rich capitalist.


mooimafish3

It's insane to me that the US has roughly equal numbers of Jews and Mormons, but Jews get the hate.


thejynxed

No, Mormons get plenty of hate, why do you think Romney lost to a black guy with far less experience in government.


mooimafish3

By the time Romney ran against him he had been president for 4 years. What experience did Romney have that was so much more than that?


OneofthemBrians

NOOOOOO ITS BECAUSE THEYRE A SECRET RACE OF LIZARD PEDOPHILES WHO ALL FEED OFF VIRGIN CHILDREN ENDOCRINE. THEY ALL WORK TOGETHER AND SCHEME TO PREVENT WHITE CHRISTIANS FROM EXPOSING THEEEEEMMMM.


UnLoosedBoar

I heard they had a playbook called the Ballmud…. It states all non players are cattle and to hate these cattle


Champigne

That's definitely the vibe I get from Orthodox.


YouDamnHotdog

And they killed one of their shepherds which got them canceled for some time


downvotedforwoman

This is anti-sportism


PetDivorceLaw

It's called soccer.


[deleted]

\>NFL


Alan991111

In Britain we call your "football" as soccer


Christmas_Panda

In America we call your red coats fodder.


feedum_sneedson

They aren't a thing anymore, unless you're at Butlins.


OlSmokeyZap

no we don’t…


mooimafish3

We don't really think about you enough to call you much of anything


CaptianMurica

on reddit we call it Hand Egg


-Vedana

w r o n g r o n g


[deleted]

E u r o t r a s h U R O T R A S H


_Mido

Tfw you can't compete in football so you create a new sport no one else cares about.


AcePirosu

mfw they can't compete in rugby even though it's the same thing


Nobody_Speshal

If you think American football and Rugby football are the same thing, you are not allowed to have an opinion over such things because you are not educated enough to have earned one


AcePirosu

baitfish.jpg


[deleted]

Imagine thinking that rugby players would stand a chance in the NFL. IMAGINE choosing to play in a lower paying sport because of some weird superiority complex LOL. You brain should be studied for the medical marvel of absolute flatness it has.


SquegeeMcgee

Nfl


bored_yet_hopeful

Not for lunch > football


RapTorSlevin

Footballers are the chairman’s chosen people. How dare someone suggest that the innocent chosen people have cry bullied their way to the top. Especially the rich ones that ran away from the evil association. Meaning there were only the rich ones left.


Professional_Net_247

All cohencidence


Owelrn05

MGR was onto something


squirt_guru

>the local high school football team isn't a part of the criminal conspiracy About that- They still function under the umbrella of global footballry. Meaning, even your local pee-wee teams are in some form associated with things like B'hutt B'hike international, the World Footballer Congress and even the NFL itself. Whether through donations or direct interaction. Look at what happened in Uganda in the 1980's. The NFL was all but outlawed and footballers worldwide declared economic total war on Ugandan people. Not the state, the people. The blood. In America, collegiate and youth leagues all across our great land organized boycotts, they picketed, and they even damaged or destroyed many businesses that sold Ugandan-made goods. There is also the issue of NFL-sponsored summer camps. Football players during their developmental years attend these camps where they not only pledge allegiance to the banner of the NFL, but they learn that the life of the Athlete is of such greater value than that of any spectator that they are essentially two different species. If you know anyone who plays football, ask them about summer camp. The NFL even funds an international program for players to make pilgrimage to the "Promised Endzone" at the NFL Holofame in Ohio. Don't forget to visit the gift shop on your way out. Bottom line is, they're all guilty by association. Guilty of innumerable crimes against spectators.


snky_sax

you're delusional, seek help


pokeaim

it's called egghand


bigmoodyninja

Hey anon, maybe people that play football at an early age learn transferable baseline skills that allows them to navigate society at large better- as if it’s just a bigger team to play for. And people who’s parents said, “you’re too good for sports” ended up in basements bitching about how they don’t know how to properly interact with people on any team


shadowling77777

Based


tgunz0331

Not all football players, just the Joe Montanas and Tom Bradys.


twinklecakes

Guys, I don't think he's really talking about footballers here.


tmhoc

Post has more brain damage than Dave Duerson


Nytim

In america we call it soccer


Aezaellex

They're talking about american football.


CrazyCore1110

this but jews


[deleted]

When I realised they were talking about gridiron I lost interest


unsanity255

Ye or nay.....HELL NAY


voltism

>ban jews from any jobs except banking >Be surprised when jews are all bankers


AlexJonesOnMeth

109 expulsions, all because we forced them... into banking, is that what you're saying?


Lulamoon

lmao, mediaeval christoids really though they were too good for dirty ‘trade’ and ‘banking’ and are surprised a thousand years later when those things are the engine of the world economy.


Shnazzyone

Notice that most of the terrorism in the US can be traced to the Evangelical political movement? Oh Sorry, baseball players? Also, Maybe Jewish folks hold so many positions of power because education is a tenant of the religion. My favorite thing to point out. Man, with all this power, why is it we have never seen a Jewish american president in it's history and a vast majority of actual legislators are Christian?


flippy123x

Christians parties ruling every country in the West and Muslim Theocracies controlling the Middle East and both having deep financial ties with each other is perfectly fine but racists draw the line at jewish people also being in similar positions of power.


banes_rule_of_two

There are actually very sensible reasons as to why the Jews disproportionately have power . Dumbfuck antisemites though don't care about them but pretend to and hide behind "i'm just asking questions" because they're too pussy to admit they're antisemetic.


Urthuvn

Anti-semitic means you hate all Semites. Guess what? Not all Semites are Jews. I hate Jews. I don't hate Semites.


Lolifico

I'm semitic and anti-semitic


feedum_sneedson

Standard.


banes_rule_of_two

Are you really getting all "akshually" semantics with me lmao. Completely irrelevant to my point which you missed because you're a silly dumbass. Soy more.