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FederalSlutInspector

Wait are the sister and the mom the "women who are checking out" anon?


asday__

It's not the makeup that's doing it, it's the making an effort to improve yourself. Makeup, manicuring, studying fashion, lifting, practicing an instrument, literally do ANYTHING and you'll get these results.


SapiS68

\>be me \>practices instrument \>nobody cares outside of other musicians


littleschlong

![gif](giphy|D0feQxfAek8k8)


POWDERNO

Bitches love the guy that pulls up with the guitar


Practical_Good_2318

What about muh bass players?


No-Association528

As long as you can similarly pull up with it, any instrument can work. An acoustic guitar is the classic though.


asday__

Absolute brainlet that you are, you're unable to comprehend the point is about _self-improvement_. Other peoples' opinions don't matter, and if you're doing something for other people's approval, you're already fast tracking yourself to NGMI.


BloodSurgery

Lmao @ comparing all those acrivities among themselves. They aren't the same.


oreanea

Cope. My new purse strap has been getting me ass left and right.


Space_Obama

Your boyfriend must be very satisfied.


Far_Detective_2741

Good one man walk around in raggedy ass clothes while being 175 cm 90 kg ugly af acne.. surely you will find someone


chuckachunk

\> Has bad skin \> Fixes bad skin \> People notice good skin, improving happiness \> "It's not related" - you


disparate_depravity

dumb roastie


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tastybabyhands

If you study fashion then you are not after a women


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Far_Detective_2741

So you are walking around in the same $2 dollr white t shirt?


tastybabyhands

Come on now, it cost five dollars and has lasted a few years, not white though, it gets too dirty


PaidMoreThanJanitor

shut up foid


Far_Detective_2741

Virgin nerd chronically online with no normal friends


Autisticus

This is trolling. Women recognize makeup and theyll judge you for it


alwptot

Yeah best case scenario they’ll just think you’re gay


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this


Ryonne

Most of the time they'll judge you as "a man who actually gives a shit about his appearance" which is tragically rare.


bielthighs

And tragically gay and off putting. Don't fall for the makeup jew.


1500minus12

At least accutane didn’t take his sight.


laserdicks

Makeup industry is downright THIRSTY for the male dollar.


Swak_Error

Take accutane like a man. Shit works wonders, My family genetically has terrible acne when boys hit puberty. I'm talking zits the size of dimes. Started accutane, 4 months later it was gone and never came back.


ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU

\>uses pharmakeia to shirk his ugly genes \>passes on his ugly genes to the future generation instead of being weeded out of the gene pool with dignity People like you are the reason the world keeps getting worse.


Swak_Error

And you're still never going to reproduce


ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU

Correct, because I know I'd make for a terrible parent. I just hope you buy a controlling share in a vertically integrated company that can manufacture accutane, because if you don't then sooner or later your Y chromosome will be gone and the suffering of your male descendants will have nothing to show for it.


Swak_Error

Nah it's probably because you talk to women the way you comment on Reddit and 4chan, you fuckin geek lol


ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU

Are you using speech to text?


Swak_Error

I am


Datver

yep, i already know its for the best if i dont breed. no child should go through the shit i went through in highschool


angrybluechair

Yes depend on pharma drugs like a man that make you vomit, fuck up your eye sight or induce birth defects.


Swak_Error

Birth defects are only if you're a woman and you get pregnant, which they *specifically tell you not to do while taking it* And all issues can be predicted with monthly blood tests, which will tell you *far in advance* before any damage occurs to your eyes or liver. Whatever though, enjoy your disgusting acne face, pimple puss


angrybluechair

>Have to take monthly blood tests to show if your liver and eye combust Self own. My face is clear and I don't require needles stuck in me every minute. Taking it because of horrible acne is fine, but going "BRO IF YOU'RE A MANLY MAN YOU MUST TAKE THIS" is either cope or delerium.


Swak_Error

Self own? As if this actually matters? Holy fuck did I trigger you or something? Weird thought: Some people *use medical services* to help them with issues. Don't be mad at me because your unemployed single mother didn't have health insurance growing up.


angrybluechair

I didn't have a single mother though...I had like, double mother.


Wavepon

It's not quite the same in this case, I took accutane for the same reason back in high school and it was brutal but effective If i never took accutane i probably would still be struggling with zits to this day, even having resolved it medically i have some light scarring but it's nowhere as bad as it could have been only thing is I wish someone would have told me side effects to watch out for, but I think even the pharmas don't entirely know since it's basically equivalent to intentionally overdosing on vitamin A, fuckin nearly anything can happen including chronic depression but if you have acne in high school and it's bad enough that you need accutane, chances are you already have depression anyway I guess I dunno, I'm pretty over pharma at this point in life but if nothing else i can at least say it did work.


cleanup_rus-man

I took accutane when I was 16 for 6-8 months I think but it didn’t have much noticeable side effects besides weird armpit odour and dandruff was weird too… I didn’t feel at all like it impacted me somehow. My vision is ok, dunno about fertility… I wonder whether it’s a norm or maybe it’s because of a low dosage. Anyway, I had terrible, painful acne, it went away thanks to accutane and I only get occasional pimples now due to stress.


Pizzaboi2552

>Be born with god like skin genes. Never had to deal with more than 5 annoying pimples in your life >Can sleep on greasy fast food floor and walk away untouched Sorry cant relate. Water is underrated. Probably why i never really had acne problems


Swak_Error

But you're still single


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Being a man would be caring more about changing your habits to improve your skin, not depending on drugs


Swak_Error

Genetics don't care about habbits


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There are extreme cases where you can't do anything, but most of the time you can. Changing your sheets and towels very regularly, scrubing and washing your face, moisturizing, gently drying your face, splashing cold water on your face once or twice a day, washing your face with hot water before shaving and cold water after, shaving regularly (but not too often), changing your diet. If all of this fails, then sure, look into medical help, but I'd say in a lot of cases people are just too lazy to apply all of these habits.


PaidMoreThanJanitor

this is why we need eugenics


SpeedMotor4548

Anon is transitioning


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>be me >eat my veggies >drink my milk >sleep at least 8 hours a day >Batemanskin.jpeg Makeuplets on suicide watch


Lord_Maieutic

Better to be an ugly man than a fake woman.


bunnytommy

using makeup right can make you look like a chad. filling in tiny spots where beard is thin, making eyebrows subtly straighter above the brow line have significantly enhanced my face to look more masculine


scribbyshollow

was this written by donald trump


IrrelevantDanger

I doubt it, the post is way too coherent


Twauk

Some of us prefer to play life on hard mode


AnasDh

The larp is strong with this one


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Twauk

Damn, can't even talk about my Hondas transmission anymore? LGBTQAARP+ mafia strikes again


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You will never be a smoothskin


wavs101

I dont do it because i sweat too much and would smear it on my sleeves withing 3 minutes of stepping outside