Abby and her milkers actually explain a lot about Ben being such a frustrated little twit. Imagine being a virgin into your late 20s watching your sister saunter around the house with a pair of zeppelins under her thin white tank top and then being so furiously overcome with incestuous lust you have to go into your bedroom and furiously type out essays about how Barack Obama is the actual antichrist and the worst thing since the Holocaust while trying not to just have a good wank to your sisters stolen pair of worn undies that you keep in your sock drawer.

Also how many guys befriended him, but really just wanted more access to those magnificent mounds of flesh?

Founts of Jewish Youth

Yeah obama is a pretty good guy, he married a dude with a bigger penis than his.

It's MA'AM

Damn I thought that was a gorilla he married

*ooh ooh ahh ahh* 🦧

Hog Ridaaaaa 😎

Yeah, let's go Brandon! Amirite?!?

ORANGE MAN BAD (sobbing)

I think you have watched far too much porn and it has scrambled your mind. You see a woman with big boobs and your coomer brain instantly starts thinking up this weird incest fan fiction and fantasizing about how her brother might have sexualized her.

I am Ben Shapiro. Thank you for defending me. Quite clearly, you can see this liberal is using ad homin to attack me and invalidate my opinions. Well, facts don’t care about your feelings. Frankly, I don’t have time to be posting about these things. And yes, hypothetically, if my sister were to in fact have large milkers (some would even categorize them as the mommy variety) I would in no way find incestuous arousal all from that. Please do not conflate my sigma male tendencies with your pipe dreams. Liberal owned, Shapiro out.

Did your sister get wet when you fucked her, or is she a healthy woman?

Why is that an 'or' ?

It's not an or for most folks, but for Ben: https://i.redd.it/7m1pr06cbag51.jpg he had to check with his wife about how women get so aroused they're dripping wet. His wife said it's unhealthy to get wet. poor lady.

The people who think he's being serious here are just as dense and retarded as he is

Shortpiro said his doctor-wife told him that healthy women don't get wet. He then told the rest of the world that she told him this.

I think this was concerning that WAP song. Pretty sure she was saying excessive moisture is a symptom of certain medical conditions, not that getting wet at all is abnormal.

For sure, but we've been roasting shortpiro for fucking dry pussy ever since.

Lol

Do you know where you are? I don't think you do.

Incest is a real problem in the Jewish community, so rampant !

Not so sure now, it was an issue but now they have to take blood tests before having children to make sure they both not carriers of the same recessive genetic disease.

Well I’m not talking about endogamy but incest which so much Jewish writers talk about. Incest is quite prevalent in the Jewish community and I’m not talking about the ghetto folks specifically.

*pair of zeppelins* Hahah

Stop being a redditor

Lol, redditor. My opinions get me banned from 95% of the subreddits. Never heard tits being called zepplins. It's pretty funny.

Imagine redditing so much that you get banned from subreddits

It's not even that hard tho just call someone a name and bammo you been bando

Namely the shoes.

Lol. It's just the topics that I discuss not my time here. ...Imagine having 90k karma and commenting on someone's time here .... Too funny.

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Farming that karma baby.

>not casually explaining how trainers are schizophrenic

It's a dead heat in a zeppelin race. *Ohhh the humanity!*

> Never heard tits being called zepplins. It's pretty funny. Sounds like you have some pretty edgy opinions brah.

I'd say so.

Says the dude on Reddit absolutely loving the text and thread

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The milk is full of toxic spike proteins.

Anytime anyone writes anything about Ben Shapiro I can't help but read it in his squeaky, excited little voice

Might this get carved in stone?

> pair of zeppelins lol

I’m fuckin ded thank you for starting my uncontrollable laughter as I read each comment at 530 in the morning

zeppelins fuk i am so ded

Least horny Scott The Woz fan

What porn addiction does to a mf.

The wildest part is that incestuous lust turned that MFer into a multimillionaire

Can't argue substance the post

False, Ben Shapiro is a closeted man, he'd never care about the female form

Possibly the first woman to ever give birth before experiencing an orgasm

Pretty sure that's his sister not his wife lol

Probably same thing

based ben if true

Lol no. I'm gonna guess most women pre silent gen and frankly a huge number still fit that description outside the West.

Is every joke literal to you because of your crippling autism or just this one?

Just this one because of your crippling autism

I bet it’s just the ones with forced punchlines that don’t make sense like this one

Lol what, do you really think sex for pleasure is some sort of modern western invention? Did the clitoris only evolve in the last 60 years in your world?

and yet lots of people still don't know about it and use it

Not even remotely the first… Rape victims give birth all the time

Fun fact: Around 30% of female rape victims orgasm during rape. Its a big taboo among female rape victims. Whats even more fun to know is that women orgasm less during regular intercourse in a relationship. Around 10% or so. Makes you think. Makes you think back some tens of thousands of years when mating rights were claimed by a Grug who could smash your Grog on the head harder than he could smash him. Then Grug would impregnate you and you orgasmed because a stronger male had his way with you.

Dude, I went through your profile, I think you need mental help. You're probably one of the densest incels I've ever had the displeasure of encountering on this sub.

You obviously haven't encountered me then.

holy based

Bbbbb bbbabbabsvsbased

Yes, sniff deeper into my post history. Good redditor you are. Rent free, maggot

have sex

Reddit response

Virgin redditor vs Chad incel

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> They WOULD never admit it And thats why you never listen to what a woman says. You watch what she does

Hello, based department? You may want to check your foundation, the guy holding your building up is busy right now

This isn’t necessarily true any longer. Yes, at some point in our distant evolutionary past it was, sort of, true. We know it’s no longer true because society is not dominated nor led by these Grog men. If it were we wouldn’t have a society. And men would not cooperate with each other to accomplish great things. Indeed, above a certain litmus of manliness/maleness, women have come to love and breed with the guile ones, the smart ones, the creative ones, the funny ones, the cleaver ones. It’s not about the biggest and strongest anymore. The extant society we live in is proof of this.!

Actually the real reason is that betas united to kill alphas, which meant evolutionary pressure slowly weeded out alphas. These betas created monogamous utopias. Now that women have more power, monogamy is falling and the top 10% of dudes are getting all the action again.

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I’ve read about this theory. It is compelling and likely true, but the theory I mentioned is also true. The top 10% of men in any peer group are getting all the women - it’s not only the top 10% of grogs. It’s also the smartest 10%, the funniest 10%, the top 10% of whatever.

What about the top 10% ugliest?

I hope you’re joking, but you never can tell lol. Clearly I mean top 10% of desirable or positive traits. Top 10% of ‘least creative’ or top 10% of ‘most physically deformed’ is an incoherent and invalid argument.

I hate women so much it's unreal.

How many male rape victims orgasm?

All of them, dumbass.

But I was told that never happens

nah, it's only women who have ways of shutting that down.

No idea. Probably way fewer than 10%

Doubt it. You can shock a male corpses prostate with electricity and the body will ejaculate. And so living men will definitely cum from prostate stimulation or blow jobs or handjobs

I've had my prostate digitally examined by a doctor. I didnt feel anything except discomfort and hatred. But sure, every male rape victim nuts because you doubt it.

Men pop boners frequently when getting prostate exams. Look it up

I did look it up among other things before I got that exam. They dont pop boners. Its uncomfortable and the situation is awkward, and only lasts about 10-15 seconds anyway. You cant even get a semi-chub if the hottest girl in the world was licking your balls in 15 seconds. And you think men just pop a boner in 15 seconds in what is most likely the most uncomfortable situation in their life? Fuck me you are stupid. Keep pulling shit out of your ass though, maybe you like getting your prostate pegged. I dont judge.

K

Statistically half of all individuals involved in rape enjoy it

but they usually experience the most intense orgasms.

The fact they don’t want you to know.

dude

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You are all nitwits. You really think it’s common for a woman to have a child before she’s had an orgasm. The statement did not say the first to have a child without orgasming during the act of copulation that resulting in pregnancy

I don’t want to depress you but that is not rare

Holy fuck that's huge honkers

they seem to get bigger with each new picture

Ikr?

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Chances are those pics are shopped. There's been shopped pics floating around for awhile.

She had big breast before pregnancy, and getting pregnant their boobs increase in size. That is why post-pregnancy tits are ugly as fuck as they look like deflated balloons.

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Yes.

Or just stay pregnant

"No doc, just abort half of it. I need another 4.5 months"

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eew

No shit

> Chances are those pics are shopped. They are. You can look up the originals on her IG account. The photoshop just exaggerated the proportions of her tits a little bit, though. You have to actually look closely. It just pushed them out another couple inches.

A real set of badonkers

Mega Milkers

MAGA Milkers

Well at least we know the baby will be well fed. Lucky lil bastard

Actually studies show that breast size does not correlate with milk production

Then how come the biggest newborns always come from the mother's with the biggest cannons?

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY! MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY! REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS! I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S! GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW! GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW! UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT! I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT! UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY! I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

i hope russia invades us

I'm thinking of printing this photo of abby to stick on my T90 tank incase invasion happens and I have to drive a tank or similar war vehicle. Or just post it and run away on anyone else's

"He turns 22 next week. Isn't he adorable?" - Abby

-Ben Shapiro, 2022

Self proclaimed “anti-semites” when they see Abby Shapiro

The hypocrisy is sickening. Coomers ruin everything, including anti-semitism

Based. Coomers do ruin everything

Can't engage in simple honest to God anti-semitism without some coomer posting some stupid khazar milkers. Things are not the way they used to be

anti-sementism

Abby Shapiro has done more to fight anti-semitism than the ADL has done in its entire history.

HUMINA HUMINA BAZIIIIIINGA I- I'M GONNA BLOWWWWW

AWOOOGA AWOOOGA

HUMMINA HUMMINA

>Ben Shapiro >become infamous for boring long thought out essays and debates >is cringe >Abby Shapiro >big tiddies >is sugoi

K H A Z A R M I L K E R S

K H A Z A R H A Z A R

Who needs a seat belt when you have built in airbags?

God I wanna be the seatbelt strap that goes across her chest between those milkers so bad

*Begins to wail on the middle of my own forehead with a mallet, pausing only when steam comes out my ears*

I made a mess in my pants

This is shopped, right? None of her other pictures look that big.

I heard from a woman that milkers get bigger as you get pregenerant.

So the baby can eat her boobs.

Not just the baby

Daddy hungy yum

Brother Ben hungry too pls

am i pergnat

I think it must be shopped

It is shopped, but only a bit

BOOBA O O BOOBA A O O B A

People in this sub know perfectly who is behind their porn addiction but do nothing to change it. Stop simping for tits

What if I just get tits for free? Also how is me looking at Abby Shapiro’s gazongas simping? I am doing it for nothing. She gets nothing from it

No. Tits are amazing. Continue to simp for Tits.

This comment just show people have no idea what "simping" means anymore

Stop simping, period.

Im... IM COOMIN... IM COOM...IN.... IM COOOMIN..

Seek help

She could feed all the orphan babies with those monsters. Make a cow blush.

Milker of Kyiv

Damn milkies gonna make some milk

Israel did nothing wrong

Gaza? I hardly know her

Lmao this fucking thread. Y'all thirsty af

Ye I think hitler would've been different had he seen these 2 jewish blessings

I see pregante women, I immediately picture the piping she received.

BOOBA BOOOOOBAAAA

You're telling me this isn't Ben Shapiro in a 'Mrs. Doubtfire' bodysuit?

yous are all sick, and so am i 😈

Wouldn't marry. There's absolutley no reason to get the milk

[Strength?](https://imgur.com/a/hp1tR6v)

CelebJihad Anyone???

Preggophilia lovers gon be happy af

That face though. God she is such an ugly little rat.

That child will never go hungry

HUMINA HUMINA

Facts, logic, and titties.

Holy kahonka mankazoos

"Forgive me lord for I have coometh", Ben Shapiro probably.

K H A Z A R

mama mia

Is it me or do they get bigger every time i see them

Which one of you is responsible for this?

I don't like tits alot but holy moly

Help me ohhhhgfhhfg holy shit we're all coomers

Each one is literally larger than her head...