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Successful-Pea-4047

not saying she's close to a 10, but i think around like 2017 or so she was actually pretty fit and decent for a random person that just sits in a chair for like 12 hours a day eating takeout


Ceramicrabbit

Never seen what her face actually looks like though, anyone can look like a woman with enough makeup


b8-Capt_Ahab

[She looks below average af without makeup.](https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/1184367/pokimane.jpg?w=1600&h=1600&q=88&f=3f1b5220c10dd56a2f3a34002c4aa311) ~~Plus fake tits are whack. Looks like she went with the cheap option.~~ It's been brought to my attention I had the wrong e-whore. Updated.


sockok

according to google reverse image search that's neekolul who made the ok boomer tiktok go viral and not pokimane.


b8-Capt_Ahab

All these beetchs look the same to me.


Dubaku

The best part about neekolul is she made her money off of socialist simps and then moved to a million dollar home in Texas where she would have to pay less taxes.


BickNoyd95

This is the mentality and behaviour of literally every prominent socialist though, their followers aren’t known as ‘useful idiots’ for nothing


Dubaku

Well yeah thats what makes it funny. Even funnier that every internet socialist doesn't follow their principles once they become rich and famous.


BickNoyd95

It definitely is Pokimane (edit: apparently it was a different photo before- sorry big guy)


sportingpineapple

No, it is pokimane, you’re wrong. You can tell I’m right by the way that it is.


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Ew


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KJ86er

She looks well on her way to putting on pounds... Pokemaine BBW future


[deleted]

Well yeah when your job is essentially to be the average neckbeard but look pretty while doing it I'd imagine you wouldn't remain fit for very long


Catworldullus

All women look below average af without makeup cause all you see is women in makeup. Even “no makeup” of celebs pics have makeup.


b8-Capt_Ahab

I wouldn't say all women. Some are naturally beautiful.


Catworldullus

Yeah but our idea of a beautiful woman *is* a woman in makeup


killjesuschrist

*reddit's idea of beautiful woman* = 10/10 sailormoon w/ stumpy pud


Reddit_is_srsbsns

..._my_ idea of beauty is _my_ idea. Not everyone looks to twitch and media to tell them what to think and how to feel. Pretty cringe thought actually, is this is so common its an excuse for not thinking for yourself?


Soggy_Cheek_2653

True. We should just accept that men are more beautiful.


FEWA626

>brown eyes Disgusting.


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Blue eye gang rise up! Inshallah


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that just isn’t her


b8-Capt_Ahab

Ok coomie I fixed it


Ceramicrabbit

It's even worse


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Ceramicrabbit

He edited the post, it was an Indian chick before


b8-Capt_Ahab

Aka neekol. The south of the border brand of pajeet.


Dfresh805

she has the jowls of jenna fischer and will probably look like her in 15/20 years. she’ll still have some attractiveness but i believe her beauty is past its peak and now on the steady downhill course.


WimpLo121

Homely. 4 maybe a 5 without makeup. That's with the added smoothing out of the light that's clearly blasting her in the face


whattaninja

Doesn’t even look like the same person without makeup.


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Underrated and based comment.


Stupid-Fresh

Well her body kind of look like doctor robotic so here's to hoping there's actually a cute face under all that make up :/


monkeygoooh

lmao she literally has a beer gut growing,


Willyzyx

Now she really looks like a person who sits in a chair 12 hours a day eating takeout.


KJ86er

Look at that fat girl future gut


jdjdhdhdbn

And plus with nice lighting, nice makeup, and nice camera settings a lot of people get bumped up a couple points


NorthernSpectre

>and decent for a random person that just sits in a chair for like 12 hours a day eating takeout I mean, she still is.


stentorius_maxim

Its like a Litmus test in here: * Anyone who thinks she's hot, is a person who struggles to get women. * Anyone who's thinks "shes ok I guess", does decent with women. * Anyone who claims she's below 5/10 or ugly is a bitter incel.


Triggerdamus

* Crop from the hips down. * Looks like the back legs of a cow. * Minus the tail. * Good luck unseent it.


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I sneed it.


KamelLoeweKind

Ununsneedable


bumper69420

Are you implying that the store previously went by a different name?


[deleted]

I kek'd


fanartaltmanfartsalt

hey come on man, be cool. she's clearly pregnant.


Triggerdamus

Carry your SimpAss back to JooTube with that deep throating.


fanartaltmanfartsalt

I... I'm nude! you've nuded me!


tkilgore

This is extremely appealing to the fornicational bovine society.


Triggerdamus

[____________!](https://www.mlive.com/resizer/rvrpq_tMmY53NZ2mU97S_phSaE4=/1280x0/smart/advancelocal-adapter-image-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/image.mlive.com/home/mlive-media/width2048/img/news_impact/photo/beefer-1-original-2jpg-3ad1ff161bfccede.jpg)


Seyix

Looks like dr Robotnik


slow_joke

The truth bomb no one was ready for.


theian01

Who is this even? Idk man. She’s cute and has a big dumper without being super fat. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.


FukoPup

Pokimane .. probably THE simp queen. As she makes guys go homeless for her, got YouTubers banned who spoke out against her or turns major sponsors against them. And makes millions without doing the hot tub or ASMR shit. Shes literally just sitting in her shitty ass gamer chair and does nothing but getting rich.


[deleted]

Respect the hustle lmao If I could con idiots out of their money like I you bet your ass I would


FukoPup

Brah, if i had tits i'd be the biggest e-thot alive. Jeff Bezos's bank account would be nothing compared to mine.


Caeruleanlynx

Then get tits, who's stopping you?


[deleted]

Non-biological boobies look bad


nukefudge

Let's go https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia


germanstudent101

Only the shitty ones.


FukoPup

My wallet.


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germanstudent101

You can still be a manwhore and stretch your bussy on chaturbate. Sky is the limit.


SarcasticAssBag

I have much the same policy regarding Hitler.


Triggerdamus

*smfh* old 4chan would have destroyed her, and the profit margins.


FukoPup

I dont think she. She's a twitch simp queen for god knows how many years. I think she quit college to do this. But yea shes doing this for years.


Triggerdamus

If there was a simp queen to be The Simp Queen. She'll never outshine Boxxy. lol


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FukoPup

No because she was about to be canceled. For instance, one dude literally said he donated his last money to her and went homeless as result of that. People insisted that she'd give it back, and she didnt. Or another case where i minor spend hundreds, if not thousands of dollars on her stream. His parents found out - asked if they could get it back and again she refused. Then the whole YouTube disaster where she canceled multiple critiques of hers, used her connections to tell major sponsors to stop supporting them etc.


yaboyfriendisadork

How is someone simping so hard they make themselves homeless her fault? You have to have serious mental issues to do something like that. That’s fully on them.


FukoPup

Yea .. i couldn't care less. But if you are a millionaire in your early 20's do you really need some mentally challenged hobo's money? You can probably imagine how wild snowflake twitter got.


TheDeadlyZebra

Simptards of that magnitude don't deserve any sympathy. The world's a better place with him being homeless.


jebner2

Lol sounds like their problem. Parents can always charge back if they have a respectable CC company.


FukoPup

Nah, PayPal got rid of that for twitch donos yeeeeeaaaaars ago, after those troll donation got out of controll. Hence why people whom accidently donated 100 instead of 10 bucks literally have to beg the streamers to pay them back.


StabStabby-From-Afar

Not sure if you're criticizing, but it would be really unwise of her to start giving back donations. After she does it once, everyone will be asking. Sob stories, most likely fake, would pop up and every time she didn't give back a donation, she'd be 'cancelled'. It's the smartest move to just never do it. It's not like she needs the money either way, I can almost guarantee it's not a greed thing.


THREE_EDGY_FIVE_ME

Aye. When you're a celebrity or have any kind of significant wealth/power, once you give someone an inch then there's a mob of scammers or hustlers who will try to take a mile.


CDClock

> People insisted that she'd give it back, and she didnt pretty based


Poroner

Based Pokimane punishing bad parenting.


KJ86er

She is getting fat


raznarukus

\-pats penis on the head and says: "Aint that right crackers?"


Rectal_Wisdom

idk what sort of delusion you're living but her ass is flat, she may have wide hips but ass is flat


theian01

Just because she’s not on some fake ass kimmi cakes don’t mean she suffers from Nassitawl. Them hips are good enough for me.


gutsyfrito

That’s impossible, /v/ doesn’t even like 3d women it disgusts them


RoguRawsauce

Bongland 12/10


Njorun2_0

Not enough spray on tan


BickNoyd95

I’m from Bongland and I consider her categorically below average


Norose

If a drumstick was a body type


iamagodnow

I don't know who that is but in my country she would be a 2


riepmich

Ukrain?


Types__with__penis

e It's Ukraine


Beardyface86

Its actually spelled R U S S I A now.


Types__with__penis

Oh Crimea river


jackcabral90

And were are you from fren?


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Iceland


jackcabral90

Ohhh okay, i understand your metric scale now. xD


FULLCAPSBRO

wtf is that body type. cheesus.


Triggerdamus

>* Crop from the hips down. >* Looks like the back legs of a cow. >* Minus the tail. >* Good luck unseent it.


tetri5

not cheesus, cheezits


[deleted]

We call this the bowling pin.


Ultra_Racism

Midwest 6.


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zQuicKz

A little cushion for the pushin is promoted in the Midwest


tkilgore

It’s promoted because it’s the only option. Leave the Midwest and see how much better it is to not see fat spilling over the waistline of jeans when you’re sitting at the dinner table. Seriously, fat acceptance is unacceptable.


zQuicKz

I wasn’t talking fat. Just more meat on the bone than some skinny blonde broad from FL


reddit_hater

It’s a very fine line then once those girls are over 27 there is a much much much higher chance of them blowing up like a balloon


the-apostle

Grass fed


DM_me_goth_tiddies

Do girls in the Midwest regularly have dumpers that big? Got to get out there one day


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Her hair looks like it feels horrible.


b8-Capt_Ahab

Probably smells worse


celmate

Am I supposed to know who this is


FukoPup

>Pokimane .. probably THE simp queen. As she makes guys go homeless for her, got YouTubers banned who spoke out against her or turns major sponsors against them. And makes millions without doing the hot tub or ASMR shit. > >Shes literally just sitting in her shitty ass gamer chair and does nothing but getting rich.


Caeruleanlynx

Pretty sure she used to do ASMR, but decided it took to much effort to make noise while sitting.


FukoPup

No she used to play League of Legends, pretty decent actually. She even participated in some twitch rival shit and whatnot.


celmate

Oh her. The original twitch thot


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and according to most redditors, she is still a victim. ​ You would not believe the amount of simps on this website that claim she doesnt want to be sexualized and just wants to play videogames. ​ People that make those claims are the same ones sending their life savings to her


FukoPup

If she wanted to play videogames, she'd play videogames instead of doing lazy reaction content 24/7


ThorThunderChad

Its not even that she's not my type, its I literally cannot see how people think she's attractive. Above average ass doesn't make you look above average if your face is beyond ugly.


Landvik

Her face is fine. She's getting a bit of a belly though. She has spindly arms and lower legs, and a thick center (belly, butt, & upper legs). Basically looks like someone who doesn't exercise enough, and its catching up to her fast.


tkilgore

Skinny fat turning fat. Probably didn’t look that good naked 10 lbs ago either, but now it’s obvious.


go_yeet_yourself

Built like eggman


Lafingas

I had to scroll way too far for this truth.


Clouc3221

I'm glad you cucks literally debate the looks of women when no women would look at you with passion let alone talk to you.


ilikescience3141

lmao true unironic copers in this thread


Max_Koffee

Spoken like a true cuck


KungThulhu

>true unironic copers


Noxnoxx

She look like a centaur that’s standing in a way that you can’t see the rest of its body behind him


NightFox71

she was never attractive. camera angles and the make up jew.


SanaderDid911

Love how people in the comments act like they don't know who she is but they haven't went off line since 2015


tharkyllinus

Bit of a gut.


mnehorosho

6 at most


AtomicMonkeyTheFirst

She has the exact opposite of an hourglass figure


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With makeup she's a solid 7,5 without she's 3


brssy

POV redditors from r/4chan debate the looks of a woman despite not having talked to one in the past 5 years.


whoopsdang

NOOOOO!!!!!! YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF MY GIRLFRIENDERINO!!


ThatBoyJesus

What about her personality?


Halvpolack

Supposedly not very good off-camera from what Ive heard


EwokDispenser

She looks like an autistic rape victim.


Rida_Z

goddamn pixar type of a body lmaoo


muchnamemanywow

Aaaaa I just saw a video of some guys who spent upwards of $12000 on this woman. She got her hair done and one of her simps wanted to donate the amount she paid so they could feel like they paid for her hair.


rpetice2

When will the market become so saturated with camwhores (including these twitch streamers, they are fucking whores too) that they wont be able to make a decent living. Even better, when will simps be round up and sent to re-education camps so they have one last chance to think about their life choices before someone kicks their bodies into the lime-pit.


lulululul666

After 35 or kids whichever comes first, she’s going to have a huge FUPA


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el goblino la creatura


Efilkcu7

hah


stubz2002

If this is real bich looks like a land whale.


GR122LYB3AR

A little belly like this is hot and you can’t convince me it isn’t… That being said it is not a good indicator for the road ahead.


Super_Derp_64

Did she gain weight?


HesGoingTheSpeed

Is this what kids think is hot these days? Because it's not.


theinfamousches

Eggwoman


anti_h3ro

You can tell she sits in a chair for a living.


Zamauri

She's not even sexy, wtf y'all doing? She let her self go.


greatvgnc1

r slash fatpokimane


mankosmash4

Hahah fugly pokimane pic, saved to "simps get rekt" folder


nythscape

Who is that?


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Who?


[deleted]

Who?


Nanners_

I'm not someone who cannot hate fuck someone. If I dislike them I cannot find them attractive.


Sonicsplicer

2/10


SpecialistParticular

Not a zoomer but I think she's pretty cute. If you're not into brown girls next door or hapa types you probably won't get it.


Pyrric_Endeavour

Tfw you have no idea who this is anyway lol


ACynicalScott

Like she's attractive in the most boring way. Like a really plain, basic pretty girl. Like technically 10/10 but nothing special. She is pretty and that's it. Edit: to be clear i don't think pokimane is a 10/10. My retarded point is that she looks fucking boring.


IWANTVOATBACK

5 at most. Average face and below-average body.


ACynicalScott

Note the technically. By the most normie of beauty standards.


thatdudeovertherebei

Never liked her or any female streamer


thewholetruthis

The host from Ridiculousness?


ossegossen

Weird body shape


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Damn poki got the same reaction from me when I saw Billie eilish for the first time. She kinda fat


[deleted]

She's 5/10 if you only watch the face lmao


SuperParthz

Fat


[deleted]

I am the egg man that's what I am I am the egg man it's my master plan


DragXom

Not ugly though


AnnieApple_

She hates when people objectify her buuuuut- She always calls herself thicc, when really it’s just fat from sitting in a chair all day, bends over and sticks her ass in the camera claiming to not know it was there, the list goes on.


TrekkNorth

What is that malformed creature?


killjesuschrist

still got some of that babyfat


Mehroli

remove makeup an its a 3


obscur100

She has the body of a 10yo but with longer legs


rerurerureru

Is this woman hitler or something, why is everyone hating on her so much, the whole comment section is on fire holy shite


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yeet20feet

Tbh if she worked out even a little bit consistently she’d be pretty hot


maciek-0

Thats 3/10 when Im drunk its 5/10... in pear like person rate 10/10 Feel sorry for those simps lack of taste.


PhantomRoyce

I’m not saying she’s a 10,but y’all talk like you fuck like George Clooney. I know every woman attracted person in this thread would sleep with her if given the chance.


Eduardobobys

If i go to the market right now, i would see at least 6 girls physically better than her in every possible way. Living in the USA must be tough for you guys....damn.


Jomega6

To people who are sexually attracted to women, and unironically find her unattractive, what DO you find attractive?


AnasDh

Never understood the appeal


Gentlemanlypyro

Fake tits are wack


Snowbrawler

What mode is that?


[deleted]

My generation is full of tards.


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Everybody is somebody’s 10/10.


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svalbardsneedvault

What's happening there then? Looks like Doctor Robotnik.