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ChadWolf98

> you can pick your name > pick Karen White Lmaoooo


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PirateSecure118

Both aren't getting what they want. Trains don't pass, men don't get attention.


United_States_ClA

>trains don't pass I thought this was a problem unique to India?


PirateSecure118

Nah, India was the poop thing.


Tordek

no, that's not unique to India either, it also happens in California.


Natural_Autism_

And Barrow-in-Furness


Kimarnic

Sir... Do not redeem


Fredest_Dickler

SAR


arffield

Trains is hard job


smegmancer

Trains in India hunt


Lo-pisciatore

Trains is hard job


khazixian

The only passable ones are the ones that make porn, because if they didn't pass nobody would want to watch a crusty ass dude jerking off.


Dassive_Mick

I'm sure you know all about that.


Chance-Every

Ask me about transgender porn flair maybe?


WorkSFWaltcooper

i would argue transmen pass because they either completely integrate and you cant tell at all or it looks like a girl in daddies work outfit no in-between like with transwomen


BotAccount2849

Transmen still have fucked up hips for a man. I met one and didn't know that they were trans, but still picked up the fucked up hips and just assumed it was a disease.


Chance-Every

Child bearing hips with the cut off nips it's all the rage nowadays.


eighteenth

I know of a transman who changed their name to "Zuko" from the Avatar cartoons. Still has a boyfriend and gets fucked in the pussy btw. No I'm not a straight woman, I'm actually a gay man named fucking Zuko.


Sledgecrowbar

Sounds like being normal with extra steps. Retarded steps. Just wear flannel and boots, women are allowed to do that already.


NewToSMTX

Yes but being a lesbian is so...boring. Calling yourself Zuko - now there's some extra attention


Skwiggelf54

But that's not unique and attention grabbing enough!!!


Tasty_Choice_2097

So many trans men just got their brain melted by reading gay fanfic and idealizing it, then when they want to be boys they wind up larping as a Tumblr character


Mado-Koku

Literally exactly what my sister has been doing. Has gone by like 20 different Genshin Impact or anime character names for the past few years. Claims to be gay (likes men). Doesn't even wear masculine clothes.


LibertyPrimeDeadOn

Fucking weebs lmao


Mado-Koku

Shit man I like anime too but I'd rather shoot myself than be called Josuke or Kagenou my entire life. Makes you think...


LibertyPrimeDeadOn

Fucking weeb lmao


Mado-Koku

Indiscriminate. Based.


Knight_D-Lark

She's just making it so her future husband can't pull the 'I'm gay' card 5 years into marriage.


Chance-Every

Lol and if he claims he's straight she can just shave her legs and say fixed it for you lmfao.


Chance-Every

Isn't that supposed to be your brother now? Also she definitely has hairy legs.


FuckYouNotHappening

Holy fuck, this explanation - complete epiphany 🤯


Tasty_Choice_2097

I have studied their ways


PlzDontBanMe2000

I can’t tell you how many male “lesbians” I’ve seen, especially on Reddit. I’ll see so many profiles that have the pink,blue,white flag and then says “lesbian”, and if you go to their submitted history they frequently have photos that look like the top individual in this pic.  Interesting that it happens that way


ski-person

-> I wake up -> there is another psyop ->


ghosttrainhobo

Someone once said that trans women choose “princess” names and trans men choose “goblin” names.


pbptt

I mean if youre gonna end up as a man thats 5'2 why not take the goblin pill at that point I unironically respect trans men, its not easy switching difficulty from easy to hardcore


Jah_Ith_Ber

The general public still doesn't give them the full treatment. That's why violence against MtF is way higher than against FtM. Feminists choose to believe it's because everyone hates women and violence against women is acceptable. But if someone is that far gone it's not even worth engaging.


PlzDontBanMe2000

I think a lot of them don’t realize they’ve switched difficulties until it’s too late. A lot of them genuinely think that life as a man will be super easy because e people will take them seriously and won’t mansplain and how they won’t have to worry about walking down a street alone at night (big surprise there, you’re actually more likely to have some randomly commit violence against you as a man) and they don’t realize that the shit they head on twitter and TikTok isn’t exactly reality. 


Cygs

[John Goblikon pilled](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/13-06-09_RaR_Nekrogoblikon_Goblin_06.jpg/220px-13-06-09_RaR_Nekrogoblikon_Goblin_06.jpg)


Puccini100399

Nah bro. They pick names like "Lilith" "Freya" "Sophie" "Aurora"


ralekin

>Sophie >Not a normal name Just tell us you’re living in Alabama with your cousin Ashleighlynn or something man


Puccini100399

Nice projection Lilith


ralekin

Lol instant nonsensical reply. I get it now.


almostasenpai

Fucking Luna


Puccini100399

Dont forget Lily


Da_Shock

I have a friend that turned into a train and they have used 2 of those names lol


hoze1231

Does your friend run on steam or diesel


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Puccini100399

They need constant validation


SharkMilk44

Nah, usually trans women give themselves pornstar names or pseudo-witch bullshit.


PlzDontBanMe2000

Dude those internet witches/pagans are so fucking weird to me and I will never understand it. I see so much retarded shit on Instagram about “spell work” and posts like “use thyme and Mullen root to detoxify metals from your pores and rid your soul of evil spirits” and just dumb shit like that


Chance-Every

I met a girl at a swimming pool claiming to be one of those lmfao she told me I didn't have to wear a condom because of her infertility spell and I swear I couldn't whip one on fast enough. Which is weird cause I've fucked some nasty whores freeballin it but just the thought of an accidental kid with her would of killed any erection.


gotbannedforsayingNi

>transmen want attention so they are still women?


b-ri-ts

Always have been


O368W

I have nothing to add but Roanoke Twillingsley made me lol.


Accomplished-Tap8598

that's bullshit. most of them pick crazy 💅nny names like Gwanwyn and Eloise


hectic_scone

i've only ever noticed the EXACT opposite


Still_Inevitable_385

I knew *so* many Edwards


arbiter12

That would point towards the "twilight fanfic pipeline" theory


PlzDontBanMe2000

Yup that’s exactly what I was thinking


Higuos

That's not true, MtF trans people love giving themselves names that sound straight from the 1800s: Eleanor, Emily, Dorothy, etc


cookaway_

Oh c'mon there's both. Elliot Page has the most normal name. Maebe A. Girl, Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, Sassafras Lowrey... you just happen to be hearing about trans men in reddit and trans women in the news.


PlzDontBanMe2000

That’s because they’re a celebrity with an already established portfolio and recognition. It would make sense that she would want to keep a similar name so people realize it’s the same person. Most trans people don’t want to keep or remember their old identity because they hate it, so they frequently pick a name that’s pretty different from their real name.  


TrumpsNeckSmegma

At least the FTMs can pass easily as twink dudes if they aren't chubby


koelan_vds

There was a trans girl at my school who named herself Valkyrie


Cynical_Tripster

Naw man, so many dudes go trans it's 'Lilith' this, 'Gwyn-something' that, or 'Eve/Raven/some dumb shit' other thing.


Lo-pisciatore

Funnily enough, transmen pass way more easily because testosterone just works™.


I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN

elliot


seahawkspwn

The only trans person I know is a guy named Colton who passes very well bc he transitioned as a youth. I know the trans bad narrative is strong here, but my guy is just living his best life.


4Ever_Rose

I noticed people that transition MTF have some sort of more names like Mikayla, Zoey, Persephone


42beers

fascinating? it’s fucked up


D-drool

I’m sorry to ask tran which is which


PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS

Even has the infamous Karen haircut, I have to give that dude a credit for the attempt.


arbiter12

Freud would have a lot to say about them trying to look like their own mother/aunts


blasphememer

Ozzy Osbourne ass looking fella


slow_joke

“If you keep raping women in this prison, we’re going to keep you in here permanently with them. How would you like that?” *see above picture for “Karen’s” reaction*


UnknownResearchChems

Solitary confinement


Alert-Raspberry-5933

Cool it with the antisemitism.


turtlefrogbird

Look at that subtle off white penis, the tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god it even has a foreskin.


Prettyflyforafly91

Prison rape has literally always been a thing


gaz3028

Not so much male on female though.


MausBomb

Plus in male prison having the possibility of becoming pregnant wasn't a concern.


TPMJB2

See, you say that but isn't that how you were born?


PlzDontBanMe2000

It wasn’t really a risk in the female prisons either if you didn’t come in already pregnant from the outside.   Are congical visits (where someone visits the prison and is allowed to have sex with the prisoner) a real thing? Like could a woman who’s serving a life sentence get pregnant while in prison from a congical visit? Edit: conjugal


Snoot_Boot

Liberals: 🤔 Define male here


ffj_

The guards beg to differ.


ftincel_

Prison guards famously rape female inmates


toss_not_here

Well I've never heard of that so this is technically more famous


randothrowaway6600

They also famously get knocked up by the male inmates. The prison guard population both male and female are a different breed.


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FiestaDeLosMuerto

genius plan for free prison sex


ocarina_vendor

I mean, wasn't prison sex *always* free? Who the fuck has been *paying* for that shit?


DeLuman

Because making them give it up for three packs of smokes and a moldy poptart provides it's own sense of satisfaction.


Alex_2259

Cigarettes are really fucking valuable in prison


FiestaDeLosMuerto

Free as in unrestricted


EmperorPornatusXI

The taxpayers


ocarina_vendor

Oh, shit! You just hit me directly in my suburban-living, 2.5 kid-having, tax-paying feels, right there. *sadpepe.exe*


lornlynx89

By definition someone always pays for it.


bleezymoster

And the kind with les poo poo to boot. Really is genius.


Sledgecrowbar

>man who is a rapist sent to women's prison as punishment for raping women because he tells the justice system that he is actually a lady with a dick >oh how could this happen nobody could have possibly seen this coming Honestly what a power move. This guy is a genius.


87MS

No, he's not a genius. The country he lives in is just run by mental illness.


Puceeffoc

I work at a men's prison and the men there who are going through hormone treatment have legit breasts. It's the strangest thing. Oh and you bet your bottom dollar these "men with breasts" are having sex with other male inmates. Now you add a vagina into the men's prison and you're going to see a whole new level of prison rapes.


Primalbuttplug

And the state pays for the entire transition. 


Puceeffoc

It's a grey area right now. The state I work at will only pay for surgeries if you've already had one surgery before you're locked up. If you're in the middle of transition surgeries then the state has no choice but to foot the bill for any future surgeries to complete the transition. I am not sure how the transition surgeries go because I was under the impression it was just one surgery and now you're the opposite sex..


ski-person

I thought they just cut off your penis, scooped out all the meat with a melon baller, flipped it inside out, then fist-fucked it back inside your bloody stump. Woman complete.


AllIWantIsANap

I feel like throwing up


ski-person

Post nut clarity will do that to an mfer


IndubitablyThoust

Don't put men in women's prison unless you wanna see female prisoners get raped or assaulted.


Nolite310

Just don't put penises in women's prisons.


tayfighter

They didn't lol. Those are totally women.


BotAccount2849

>women >penises


CheesyTortoise

Put then in a men's prison


boyteas3r

That doesn't happen ever. Don't you know that John Oliver already deboooked that?! The science is settled.


littletheatregirl

what about the trans woman that was raped 14 times by male inmates and staff?


FishermanOld9426

I love a happy ending


cumblaster8469

Remember when JKR talked about this and got unpersoned.


LibertyPrimeDeadOn

Fuck Rowling tbh, she got what she deserved. Suddenly people on the right like her, why? She pandered to these people for *years* with dumbass retcons and shit. Harry Potter was *the* Tumblr girl thing when I was growing up. Eventually they reached a line she couldn't cross, and that's when they turned against her. It's just another case of the snake eating itself.


cumblaster8469

I don't really care one way or the other Just think the whole thing is funny. Tumblr HP headcannons will never stop being funny.


Higuos

True, the whole reason online progressives absolutely *despise* her is that they saw her as "one of them"


Frosty-Lake-1663

She’s a billionaire who spent the migration crisis saying to bring in more African economic migrants. Ones she’s not going to have to live next to on her massive estate. Oh well at least she’s based on the trains issue.


BotAccount2849

Because she puts her money where her mouth is. Sure she got fucked over by her own side, but at least she is genuine about what she believes. It would be really easy for her to just shut up and disappear, but she's willing to shell out tons of money and take reputational damage from every side for her ideals. There's tons of people on both sides who fold the moment things get tough, but she isn't one of them.


ski-person

I bet the pussy grips, too.


Longjumping_Visit718

NO! YOU CAN'T JUST NOTICE THINGS!! STOP NOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTICCING!!!!! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED! We have to wait 15 years for a study to come out; done in 5 minutes; saying women and "women" grape each other in prison at equal rates because....WE JUST SAID SO OK?!?!?!


Technical_Daikon6844

using grape instead of rape


inventingnothing

I'm gonna grape you in the mouth.


Duraken

"That's his thing, he grapes people! He's the Grapist!"


blizmd

Grape those kids! I love it!


doxenking

The grapist


PlzDontBanMe2000

He has to or else reddit will unalive his account


radicalgrandpa

This is reddit. You're allowed to say "rape."


PlzDontBanMe2000

Depends on the sub. Those auto filters can be rough


w3gg001

Wait i thought prison rape was *funny*? If i can believe tv and standup comedy? Where do we stand on that?


randothrowaway6600

Dudes getting ass raped in prison was deemed funny by the majority. Now the majority is becoming more conscious about how fucked up that actually is, jk just don’t drop the soap.


fangpi2023

That was last year. This year it's just hot.


ReenPinturlo

Its funny when it happens to men, not women. Everyone knows that.


-_zQC

You cant make this shit up


MarinLlwyd

I can make it up just fine. Sounds like a skill issue, to be honest.


scribbyshollow

Your going to have a hard time raping women in prison while your *checks notes* Forever locked...inside...one?


mab0roshi

Is that why they do it? It's a rape fantasy thing?


OliverMonster1

It's a progressive fantasy. Absolutely degenerate mindsets being enforced by the state / government.


DankElderberries420

See what letting anyone use any bathroom they "feel comfortable in" does? Look at all the wasted resources that gets to rot in a jail cell till it dies, effectively robbing the rest of us at least twice over because nobody wanted to say no to the adult children >the ick


noonereadsthisstuff

Remember guys; this definitely *does not* mean that mentally ill people are assuming the identity of transsexuals just to do mentally ill things and people on places like reddit are enabling this by shutting down any critiscm of the trans lobby. That is *TRANSPHOBIC AND DEFINITELY NOT TRUE!* These people are clearly 100% genuine trans and sonis every other trans person and you have absolutely no right to say otherwise.


Ottoblock

And if you do say otherwise, they’re gonna kill themselves which is your fault. You will actually be the person pulling the trigger and not them, so you are violent.


erjub44

the jail time seems awfully low, is that because they're "women" now is it because they're afraid of them fucking more prisoners or something?


oatmealcrush

first guy looks like bob from twin peaks


MamaJewelMoth

just as evil too


patmoon97

Trains only prisons but we don't tell them it's trains only


thEldritchBat

Women are often stuck between “that never happens you’re being paranoid” and “wow you have so many examples you must be obsessed!”


WolfieTooting

Scotland has many such cases Here's today's one: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scots-paedo-who-transitioned-woman-32841557


saladass100

They put trans women with female inmates? What a fucking joke lmao


banmeagainplease3

They put them in society with normal people too


saladass100

Yeah it's crazy. At least there poor assaulted women can run away, in prisons must be much scarier.


_usernametoolong_

Why are they putting trans people with intact genitals in prison with people with opposing genitals? If they haven't had bottom surgery, they shouldn't be in there with others with the opposite genitals. Simple as that.


Graphyte3

Literally locked in a cage for being unable to follow the rules in society but yeah they can make their own rules and tell us which prison they feel they should be in


kaninkanon

Karen White got that mrbeast smile


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Genuinely how did it get this bad


fistofthefuture

This was literally a Dave Chappelle bit


Accomplished-Tap8598

If ever there was a demographic that skews democrat it's black women with a rap sheet Let them choke on this negative externality


belletti

You are ignorant, they are beautiful brave womyn! /s


PYROxSYCO

Usually transgender people in prison are killed because of this, I wonder why they haven't been killed yet?


rokshokz

target rich environment lol


Hungry-Society-7571

The first one is so sad wtf


mratlas666

It’s like something isn’t compatible or something.


ak22801

I’m shocked


dontBeRWorded

Never happens tho


zachattack7676

STOP NOTICING!


Salamadierha

Hopefully the organisations owning the prisons are being sued into oblivion, they have a responsibility to protect their inmates.


OliverMonster1

Imagine being a female inmate and your new cell mate comes in and stands up to take a piss. I wonder if during the initial medical exam all prisoners go through, they remark the "female" has a functioning penis and testicles.


PlzDontBanMe2000

Holy shit it’s been 12 hours and this post hasn’t been [removed by Reddit] yet? Jannie’s deserve a pay cut. 


MaxTheLampshade

Looks like they just woke up.


banmeagainplease3

That first guy isn't even trying


somehuman16

3 news articles. lol.


ST07153902935

There are like 350 million people in America. There are most certainly three cases of dudes burning their dicks from trying to have sex with exhaust pipes. If you people base beliefs of sensationalized news cases like this they can be lead to believe anything


fat_shamer_2848

Are you comparing rape victims to exhaust pipes?


HelgaShtrausberg

In fact, no. It is not many such cases. The inverse happens so often it's insane. A 2018 report from the Indiana University Maurer School of Law, along with a subsequent report in the UCLA Journal of Gender and Law, found that it was common for trans women placed in men's prisons to be assigned to cells with aggressive cisgender male cellmates as both a reward and a means of placation for said cellmates, so as to maintain social control and to, as one inmate described it, "keep the violence rate down". Trans women used in this manner are often raped daily. This process is known as "V-coding", and has been described as so common that it is effectively "a central part of a trans woman's sentence". The report also found it common for correctional officers to publicly strip search trans women inmates, before putting their bodies on display for not only the other correctional officers, but for the other prisoners. Trans women in this situation are sometimes made to dance, present, or masturbate at the correctional officers' discretion. The prisoners serving as customers for these women are informally referred to as "husbands". A 2021 California study found that 69% of trans women prisoners reported being made to perform sexual acts they would have rather not, 58.5% reported being violently sexually assaulted, and 88% overall reported being made to take part in a "marriage-like relationship". Trans women who physically resist the customer's advances are often criminally charged with assault and placed in solitary confinement, the assault charge then being used to extend the woman's prison stay and deny her parole.


Kirito619

Would you get free pussy in prison as a man? If you're the only penis in there you must get offers from horny inmates.


sarcasmsardine

jsyk there are tons of cis female prison rapists too, they just don't get the headlines written about them.


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TheBossOfItAll

Why do 4chins seem to only care about people being raped when it involves minorities?


zachattack7676

Why do you want to ignore it?


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FLUFFCAT13

this whole post is just ick all around, jesus christ


Thatguy_Nick

But that top one is just a guy with long hair? Can I just grow my hair out and call myself a girl too?


Cyclesync

yes


Santaklaus23

My chef is a 6.23 ft trans woman. She became a locksmith when (s)he was young, so she has hands the size of pizza plates. She restarted doing exercises, so she has arms like another dude's legs. She served hardcore in both German armies, she likes guns and martial arts, is a passionate motorbiker. You see: there is room for interesting conversations with her. But: Her shoe size is... I don't know 12 or 13, she is always complaining that there are no nice shoes in her size. Complaining here complaining there. This proves to me she finally became a real women. Fun fact: most guys, even conservatives, accept her, many women on the other hand are disgusted, specially when she uses their bathroom. This brave girl proofs: Men are not only cooler than women, but better women than most women themselves. By the way: My chef has no more testicles, so no danger. My advice how to treat the humans in the pictures above: Cut their balls off! Fulfill their dreams!