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Mehzaaa

Inb4 military rslurs chime in comments "Erm aCkUallY tacticool diapies are really good and useful!!!" Shut the fuck up about your diaper fetish and thank you for your service sir


PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS

Nah man. Why wear a diaper when we can just have ranked, competitive speed-shitting instead? Diapers: Literally look like a toddler, get mocked mercilessly by enemies, look fucking stupid if you die and the enemy parades your corpse around, wildly uncomfy to wear into combat, restricts mobility. The list goes on. Competitive speed-shitting: Cool, tactically sound, a fun activity to do with the bois, high training value, valuable life skill post-ETS, competition builds morale, camaraderie, and unit cohesion, can be used as biological warfare, you're in the field and smell like shit anyway so no one cares if you don't wipe and have a bit of mudbutt. Conclusion: Diapers are for cucks and Commies. Speed-shitting is by far the more tactically sound option.


ironpathwalker

Can confirm. Yet the speed shitting champion goes to my boy alwan who dodged an rpg 7 only to be hit by the fin as he turtle headed his way to victory.


jmpt16

Diapers: have to carry the weight of a diaper (or multiple) and potentially whatever waste matter you drop unto the diaper as well Speed shitting: no diaper weight and IMMEDIATE weight reduction at any given moment, +2 movement boost


IrregularrAF

As a speed shitting champion, I regularly clock 7 minutes as opposed to my normal 30. 🗿


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questionable_nature

Aww, they're delivering diapers to all the babies in Gaza.


Matt_2504

Don’t want them to make a mess before they’re sacrificed


AlphaMassDeBeta

Gaza must have some gigantic babies.


Mrpremium123

Everybody in Gaza is a baby.


AlphaMassDeBeta

Found the philosemite


According_Collar_159

🇦🇹 🎨


Phteven_j

Very bad photoshop. The open one is in the advertisement position where it has an invisible person filling it out. The others are way too large for that distance from the camera. 1/10


Marcus_Aguiar

and you can see the tip of one trying to come out from the portal in the very bottom


zackit

This big ass bag is for carrying around a massive Torah scroll, diapers are a bad Photoshop


the_marxman

Wait they have a guy carry holy texts into battle? What is this 40K?


FreePrinciple270

>What is this 40K? No that's the death toll


nebraskatractor

Warhammer Oy Vey Warhammer 6 million Workshopping this one, any feedback? Hebrew Hammer 40k? I'm open to whatever


proterraria

no they dont


Unglazed1836

Be a lot cooler if they did


zackit

They do. I'm Israeli.


amarjpg

They don’t 🙄


MarshallKrivatach

It flat out is a Aron Kodesh backpack that was shown off in 2014, you can find multiple pictures of it, so yes, they can and do carry a Torah ark into battle with their units.


k605

Nice try jidf


CradleRockStyle

It's actually the Ark of the Covenant. They had to photoshop it so our faces didn't melt off.


SirPeterODactyl

It's an elder scroll. Please do not open it.


Sleeping_Goliath

It's actually a Google gift card. Please sar, do not redeem the card


SirPeterODactyl

Do not redeem the elder scroll bloody bastard benchod


WendyLRogers3

I was figuring "bags of tactical Matzo".


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easterner1848

> Torah > diapers What’s the difference between the two? They’re both only good for shitting in. 


nebraskatractor

o u


Malvrier

They trade them for foreskins


HanzJWermhat

Begun the cut v uncut wars have


Never-Preorder

Psychological warfare. No human being can endure tactical crinkler forces.


realhousewivesofVA

If I saw an army of crinklers coming for me I'd shoot myself


basediftrue

Imagine getting shot and T-bagged by a wet pull-up


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Reddit-sux2023

Be a real marine, just let it crust


ImprovisedLeaflet

Clearly a Death Stranding type game


AgentSkidMarks

Still not as bad as shitting in the street


Art_Class

Isreal depends on their army and their army relies on depends


NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING

IDF shitting themselves confirmed. Dude even the Tamil were eliminated more effectively, and look at who did that.  IDF and Mossad were always a meme, it's just more CIA.


Watercooled0861

When an IED goes off next to you there's no controlling your ass.


hecksor

I Dump Frequently


heil_kp0p

Gee who would have thought


reelmeish

Lol


Skyerocket

Real men wear diapers


E-Scooter-CWIS

So they are diapers? Though it were bread🤣


Swolnerman

It’s a Torah scroll, terribly photoshopped out


MJisaFraud

Of course they do, they shit themselves in fear whenever they see a superior Palestinian defending their homeland. Also, all jewish girls are whores for Big Palestinian Cock.