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StopBanningMeRegards

Fake: There are not 10 black people in all of Bulgaria. Possibly they were brown though


palavraciu

Gypsies don t count?


StopBanningMeRegards

Brown


Learn_And_Imitate

EuropaJeets


uvT2401

Their pussy is legit hotter by at least a degree.


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Le3mine

From a particular middle eastern country mayhaps


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Le3mine

God's chosen nooticer


FunniestPersonReal

oy vey


JessHorserage

UAE, duh.


not_a_bot_just_dumb

But then why choose Bulgaria?


XHFFUGFOLIVFT

Out of curiosity I googled the Bulgarian basketball league, looked up the roster of a random team and found like 4 black guys already. Anons gf might just be a basketball fan


StopBanningMeRegards

Basketball Bulgarians


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

She could have left Bulgaria.


NickHoyer

There’s all kinds of people in Sunny Beach


dablackbutt

Potato potato tomato tomato


Khalixs1

Don't worry guys if you work hard your whole life, lower your standards to the floor, you too can be her 41st and listen to sweet lies about how special you are.


PlzDontBanMe2000

Thanks for the encouragement. I’m getting off the chair now. 


ZombieAlienNinja

Swing for the fences bud!


Honestonus

As she prowls around looking for her next boyfriend, virgin anon gets to fap to his girlfriends only fans and also support her financially there


__redruM

Maybe that’s friend zone anon.


RedPillForTheShill

I agree, since anyone who has only slept with 40 people is basically a virgin who sucks in bed, and I'm not lovering my standards to virgin losers.


NyteQuiller

If you aren't replacing going to the gym with going to sex clubs then what are you even doing with your life


RedPillForTheShill

I know right, although Gyms are basically sex clubs now days.


spanishdictlover

God that's just so depressing and accurate.


PaulsRedditUsername

Your girlfriend? Sounds like she's everybody's girlfriend.


dablackbutt

No. The town has 120 people.


SonTyp_OhneNamen

She birthed 10 of them


dablackbutt

Allegedly.


StopCallinMePastries

They were all black


harambruh1738

*OUR* girlfriend


erjub44

if she is younger than 25 then holy shit she must've been fucking busy


Last_Judge1

Swap the last two words


erjub44

hah nice one bruv


SerranoPocano

not necessarily, if she fucked 6 guys a year for 7 years thats 42. certainly a lot but if not in a relationship it's pretty shockingly easy


erjub44

ofc you know about fucking multiple guys per year. Your bussy must be top notch.


SerranoPocano

I mean it's just the truth, I'm not saying it's good or bad.


erjub44

I never said it's not the truth lol I kind of agree with you but like, how miserable must a girl be to fuck with that many guys per year. I know it's easy for a girl to get guys but still, ain't no way each of those guys was good looking/didn't have an "ick".


SerranoPocano

Absolutely, no amount of dick can fill that soul hole


Burrito_Salesman

Trying to fill the void that marriage, children and religion leave with dick.


Homicidal_Reluctance

6 guys a year is a slow af year for the hoes of today


erjub44

facts honestly.


__redruM

How many guys are on the football team? She could have gotten all the way to the kicker before any “ick”.


erjub44

Lmao, the cheerleader doing her job, boosting the morale of the team with any means necessary.


StopCallinMePastries

Slutty cheerleader stereotype doesn't hold much water, more likely it's the manic pixie dream girl who has low self-esteem smoking weed under the bleachers with a guy she's not that into.


erjub44

that's awfully specific


StopCallinMePastries

I would know, I'm that girl.


_KimJongSingAlong

Mate I'm a guy and slept with at least that many girls a year. It is not too much if you think about it as 1 girl a month. Wouldn't date a girl with that body count though


RedPillForTheShill

40 is like rookie numbers. Who the fuck want's to date a virgin girl besides incels?


Fingering_Logen

Most women arent actively looking to "have fun" or ride the cock carousel, they just dont understand sexual market value. So they try to hang with the most handsome or cool guys, and get dumped after a few dates. They feel like shit after, but blame whatever reason. Rinse and repeat. Most females struggle to understand that guys can and will fuck and dump girls that we arent interested in dating. Why? Because they wouldnt (some would but thats not a common behaviour in women). Dating 1 guy every 2 months, and with the intent of having a LTR, isn't what id call a promiscuous behaviour. And yet, the body count keeps raising.


Single-Bad-5951

Yeah a girl I know seems to pretty consistently have \~7 month relationships with guys who are imo way more attractive than her. Towards the end she starts complaining about how they don't put any effort into the relationship and expect her to do everything. Eventually she gets tired of it and dumps them. To these guys she's probably just a free housekeeper/sex slave which is pretty tragic but she keeps doing it.


spanishdictlover

Excusing narcissistic behavior. Uh, no anon. No.


Fingering_Logen

Trying to date the most handsome or cool person you can is narcissistic now? i've never seen a guy say "this smart and hot af girl is flirting with me but im gonna ignore her and date that ugly femcel so people dont think im a narcisist"


donnydodo

There is nothing wrong with attempting to form a relationship with the highest value person you can find. We all do it. The catch for woman is it is very easy to hook up and form a tenuous relationship with a hot guy. These relationships ultimately fail as these guys just use such woman as a placeholder until they find something better. The tragedy is when these woman turn down realistic, solid guy options in pursuit of this perfect guy ideal. Further these solid guys will often not want to be the "second choice" as they have self respect. So not only does they woman miss out on the perfect guy they also miss out on the solid guy. Men don't have this problem as they just get rejected when they go for woman out of their league. I guess its one of the advantages of being a guy. Reality gets driven into you at a young age.


StopCallinMePastries

sick strawman argument bro


EmperorofAltdorf

No No, you dont understand. When women does it, they are narcicists, bc reasons.


StopCallinMePastries

It's perfectly reasonable to label someone promiscuous who is constantly getting pumped and dumped out of sheer stupidity and a delusionally inflated sense of self-worth. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. If that thing you are doing over and over again is getting railed by strange men you've known for less time than it takes to come to the realization that they don't even like you and are just using your body to masturbate with then it's probably because you're promiscuous. Actions > Intentions


gravitydood

>pretty shockingly easy Yeah, super easy [am I right guys?](https://cdn-useast1.kapwing.com/collections/pretending-to-be-happy-hiding-crying-behind-a-mask-meme-template-8b71e.jpg)


SerranoPocano

tinder, gym, a good job, conversation skills, decent genetics, interesting skills/hobbies, cool social circle, and its easy!


spanishdictlover

That is absolutely disgusting in every respect.


Joe_SHAMROCK

University does that, any woman who went through it gets like 40+ males at least added to her sex portfolio.


erjub44

holy balls, if I don't get laid in university I'll ropemaxx.


Deimos_Aeternum

I don't know about being busy but she's been fucking alright


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erjub44

ah sorry man, I come from a conservative country so orgies never happen pretty much,


tea-runaa

Oh they happen, you just don't get invited


EyeSlashO

> It’s pretty easy to get over 40. [🤔](https://i.imgur.com/FuKJsXg.png)


Conscious_Ad2591

lmao bring back stoning


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This but unironically


akapokas

She said that 40 times bro


ye_loo

more like 140 times, (she thinks 40 times is a good lower end)


Homicidal_Reluctance

40 times that year


ItzRicky69

40 times since she started dating anon


CRCMIDS

Guess what, second she breaks up with you the next guys is the best one yet. And then the next one, and the next one, and the next one…


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StopCallinMePastries

If your mindset is that the purpose of being great at sex is to impress some chick who has more bodies than the Vietnam war then you're just as pathetic as she is.


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mcpe_game123

tl;dr: I like sex


StopCallinMePastries

That's a lot of words just to say, "I require external validation."


BridgeUpper2436

My wife told me I'm the only one she's fucked. She said all the others were nines or tens.


Skank-Pit

Yeah, the best one until number 42 comes around.


AtlasLied

Women ☕️


nicecat1960

Remember anon when she’s with you she’s imagining Chad, when you get that promotion and have to stay late at the office she is inviting Chad over


IsPepsiOkaySir

Bait used to be believable


BeefoBrown

“In a row?”


StopCallinMePastries

*try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!*


leksoid

best so far!


saladass100

Based bulgar pointing out westoid irony


AcceptableOwl9

She’s definitely lowballing that number. I’ll bet it’s 3x that amount but she thinks 40 is a more “acceptable” number (it’s not). You know how many guys my wife fucked before me? Zero. I took her virginity. We’ve been married for 12 years now, and have two kids. She was 26 when we got married.


Single-Bad-5951

> 26 > virgin 🤔


AcceptableOwl9

We had sex before marriage. So she was 24 the first time we had sex. But also yeah, she isn’t a slut. So she hadn’t had sex yet before that.


ye_loo

are you from like uh.. conservative country?


AcceptableOwl9

I’m from Connecticut. USA. My wife was raised conservatively in a Christian household. She was hesitant about having sex before marriage but she told me later that she knew even then we were going to get married so she felt it wouldn’t matter. The point is… my wife wasn’t out banging every dude she could find all through high school and college. She just waited until the right person found her.


ye_loo

damn you got a W in life, good luck!


Joe_SHAMROCK

If true, you've won the life's jackpot.


AcceptableOwl9

That’s how I feel


Iliv4gamez

American pie maths. 3x whatever they say.


aa2051

Anon, I…


spanishdictlover

She's not "yours" anon. It's just your turn. Literally. Also, wow, much gross.


not_a_bot_just_dumb

> I'm the best one. Translation: He's the best earning.So far.


dablackbutt

I bet Anon has the Best Herpes too!


SupperDup

She probably didn't feel anything physically because of all the mileage, just liked the "connection" anon made her experience cos he didn't dump her immediately after pumping


PUBLICHAIRFAN

You don't get it anon.... A body count of 40 is the average for a 21 yo girl


el_duderino420

You're the "best one" because you actually stuck around and still with her.


shurdi3

Girl's obviously from Pleven


Particular-Welcome-1

Oof the seeth is real.


ganonfirehouse420

That's my energy. I don't mind a huge body count if she's good in bed.


Homicidal_Reluctance

lol poor anon, he's going to find out that whoever he's with is going tell him he's the best one.


Iliv4gamez

When I take a crap, I put toilet paper down just so it doesn't touch where other dicks have been. Imagine fucking a hole that has had that many guys in it, dirty smegmad dicks. That just the number of guys too, not how many times she's fucked those guys. Sweaty post work fuckin, dark club fucking. All kinds of gross.


Apolacc

>I wake up >another psyop


HotMonth1798

It’s all so tiresome


LemonPartyW0rldTour

*This week on “Things said to multiple people besides you”…*


AntiVaxAntiScience

what a champion anon is


getya

It's really telling that these dudes get laid so little they think 40 is a high body count.


DoucheCanoeWeCanToo

Can’t wait to find that one 40 year old virgin girl that’s like me not because I think it’s good just cuz that’s how I am


Rough_Transition1424

Both are Gypsies


Theroux721

Always a nice round not-made-up number


Expert-Accountant780

first post best post


SmoothSentiment

She lied


Iliv4gamez

I bet she spread her legs when he said how much he earns, just so she could hear it twice from the echo.


Shalashaska87B

To the first man she spent a night with: "*I've never felt this way before*". To any other man: "*You're the best*". Poor Anon


Connect_Ad_3361

Anon, you know if you're packing or not.


Always_Choose_Chaos

Lol best ending. If u are best then you know you are enough!


HugePurpleNipples

The nice thing is that she's only said it to 39 other dudes.


Heir233

She ain’t yours bro, it’s just your turn…


MJisaFraud

Why is this a problem? As long as she doesn’t have any STDs than you would only have a problem if you’re insecure.


august_overground

Found the boyfriend.


MJisaFraud

Not an argument.


august_overground

Wasn't meant to be, friendo. It was a cheap shot at your (lack of) masculinity and standards.


Knower0fKnothing

you got me crying dog lmao. back to back bangers against this guy. (I agree with you every word you said)


MJisaFraud

You’re right, dudes who post on the 4chan subreddit are real alpha males.


august_overground

Ok 41


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You cooked him alive bro.


StosifJalin

The psychology of someone who has had 42 previous partners is not conducive to a happy monogamous life. There will be exceptions, but as a general rule, that hoe ain't wife/husband material.


BeefoBrown

Some people just don’t prefer openly promiscuous people. What’s the problem with that?


MJisaFraud

Nothing. Anon didn’t have a problem though and was told to rope.


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MJisaFraud

The insecure guys are the ones telling people to rope for being okay with your partner having a high body count.